The absurd game of a performance artist
Chapter 23 The Honest Tauren
Chapter 23 The Honest Tauren
The strong man like an iron tower wiped the juice splashed on his body lightly, like an old scalper who has worked for a day, leaving the fruits of his hard work and walking away slowly.
At this moment, he heard the sound of "Papa Papa" behind him.
I saw a zombie in a red suit appearing out of nowhere, clapping his hands pretending to be formal.
This guy is skinny and looks like a poor laborer who has been squeezed and exploited. I really don't know how this kind of guy can survive to this point.
A trace of doubt flashed across the strong man's black and white round eyes, and he walked slowly towards the zombie in front of him.
Although there was an evil spirit about this guy, the left and right sides of his body were nothing more than a punch.
Just when the strong man was about to shoot cucumbers in the same way, the zombie suddenly spoke out.
"Dude, put your fists down and listen to me. It won't take much of your time, but it will get you into a whole new world. Oh, by the way, let me introduce myself, my code name is Void Surely you wouldn't mind telling me yours, sir?"
"What, ye is also a player? My name is Tiezhi, how did ye get this virtue?"
As soon as the other party spoke the first sentence, the corners of Mo Zhen's mouth raised slightly involuntarily.
In just one sentence, Mo Zhen had already fully understood the other party's situation, he replied unhurriedly.
"Hehe, this is an irresistible change that occurred at the beginning of the game. Do you understand role-playing? I am a real human being in reality. In short, I am just like you!"
"Oh I got it."
Tie Zhi stared blankly and nodded, suddenly he seemed to remember something, and asked Mo Zhen.
"Wait, what's ye's game goal?"
Mo Zhen glanced lightly at the hunter badge pinned to the opponent's trousers, and smiled lightly.
"This is quite private content. In theory, it should be kept secret from you."
"Ah, so I..."
Before the other party finished speaking with a look of embarrassment, Mo Zhen said calmly and generously.
"But I think you look like an honest person, so it's okay to tell you. My goal is to hide my human identity among the zombies, and when the catastrophe of the last day comes, I can use the hidden ability endowed by the script to turn the world around. Everyone in this game will face annihilation."
【Impromptu Creation · Tongue Brilliant Lotus】
Mo Zhen's ability to speak nonsense as if it were the truth has nothing to do with his lack of guilt.
In his three views, he didn't lie at all.
He just expressed the facts in a relatively abstract way. If the other party's comprehension ability is good enough, they can still see the truth from it.
If the other party fails to see the truth hidden in the absurd appearance, it can only show that the other party's appreciation of the art of language needs to be improved.
Of course, the vast majority of people have not reached the level of appreciating Mozhen's language art...
For example, the layman in front of me who is insulated from art.
"What! You have such a difficult task, which is related to the life and death of everyone? Then I have to tell my brother!"
A wide-mouth flask, this is Mo Zhen's evaluation of the other party's ability to keep secrets.
From the other party's words, Mo Zhen learned two pieces of information.
First, the other party also has a close companion.
Second, unless the other party recognizes a big brother on the spot in the game, this [Super Reality Paradise] is likely to be able to enter the game with people he knows.
As for the actual situation, it may have to wait until later to prove it.
But Mozhen is a person who wants to hear the truth when he hears it, and he might be able to infer the truth by knocking on the wide-mouth flask.
He grabbed the opponent's arm, to be precise, it should be hung on the opponent's arm like a pendant, and then said with a serious expression.
"Wait, I'm telling you my secret because I think you're a trustworthy person, but I don't know anything about the big brother you're talking about, so you just tell others my secret, in case something happens If that's the case, then we're guilty of serious crimes!"
In his words, Mo Zhen deliberately emphasized "trust" and "heavy sin". He was already sure that the other party was an honest person, and he crazily exported to the other party's weak parts.
What's more, what Mo Zhen used was not "You have committed a serious crime", but "We have committed a serious crime". This kind of words can bring double guilt to an honest person.
Sure enough, the other party's face turned red in an instant, and he explained profusely with sweat.
"No, no, my elder brother is reliable, I knew him a long time ago... yes, it's fine for you to go back to the mortuary center with me! We promise to protect you properly!"
As long as the jar is shaken twice, everything will splash out.
Mo Zhen slowly showed a satisfied smile, like a farmer who just harvested crops, but the crops were planted by others, and there was a hint of pleasure in his smile.
This society still needs more honest people, honest people make life easier and better.
Mo Zhen felt so emotional in his heart.
The words had already reached this point, and he had no choice but to "reluctantly" walk with the other party all the way to the extermination center to meet the elder brother he was talking about.
With Tie Zhi escorting him along the way, Mo Zhen was just strolling in his back garden.
Now the zombies on the street have been eliminated through fierce fighting, and they generally have more than a dozen levels of brainless power. These guys have the ability to fly over walls and walls, completely surpassing the scope of normal creatures.
It can be said that these brainless guys now have the strength to kill a cow with one punch.
However, even a powerful product of this level is still a Xibei product with one punch in front of Tie Zhi.
The down-to-earth muscles defeated the deformed products piled up one after another without brain upgrades.
Along the way, Mozhen certainly didn't take a break, and under his insinuation, the other party quickly vomited out his [personality].
There is one thing to say, the probability of being able to meet two guys who self-declared their [personality] upon meeting in [Surreal Paradise] is about the same as the probability of drawing two SSRs in a row in a card game.
[Character: Honest Tauren]
【Level: Seven】
【Position: Settlement】
[Personality·Honest (32%): You are an honest person, you always have something to say, pure thoughts bring pure power, and you start to become extremely powerful]
[Personality · Tauren (23%): Feel the anger of honest people! Release the usual anger and enter the state of Tauren, and the mental value will continue to decline within the duration of this state]
In addition to these contents, Mozhen also asked out a lot of messy information.
For example, not every time the [Grid Position] changes, a new [Personality] will appear.
Except that Tie Zhi added the [Personality] of [Tauren] when he changed for the first time, when he changed from [Zhiwang] to [Into Ding] for the second time, there was no new [Personality] added, just his [Personality] The status has changed a bit, and the percentage value has become higher.
Another important piece of information is that the opponent joined the game after the "First Night" mutation came, and he was already a zombie hunter as soon as he joined the game.
Mo Zhen made a silent summary of all kinds of information in his heart.
"The number of players in each game is not fixed, and there will be situations like driving halfway. The level is so high... It feels like being pulled to a temporary rescue... In addition to the [Personality] effect of each person's [Character] It's also messy, there are continuous types that are the same as passive, intermittent types that are active, and sudden types that are uncontrollable under special circumstances..."
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Mo Zhen's mind, and his brain circuit twitched again.
He casually asked a question.
"do you have a wife?"
Afterwards, Mo Zhen heard a classic "Honest Man" story.
This story is not a big problem in the eyes of ordinary people, but who is it really?
With his keen sense of language and characters, and his unique inference method of information arrangement and combination, he is known as the "hound dog of reasoning".
Whenever he couldn't afford to eat, he would go out to be a hunting dog, er, no, a reasoning consultant.
Regarding the reasoning consultant, it will be mentioned in detail later, so I won't go into details here.
So this simple love story in the eyes of ordinary people, to Mo Zhen, it is simply galloping on the HLBE prairie...
"My relatives always say that I'm too honest and I'm out of my mind. Only my mother-in-law says I'm a good person. She says she likes honest people like me. What the hell is going on?"
Mo Zhen tilted the corner of his mouth and said vaguely.
"Well, maybe everyone has a point?"
Tie Zhi scratched his head and said in a low voice.
"Actually, I think life is pretty good now, but everyone tells me to be more careful, why do you say this..."
"Haha, it's really hard for me to say whether your [personality] should change..."
Mo Zhen said sadly in his heart.
"Heh, the happiness brought by this kind of simplicity and ignorance is probably something I can't experience in my life..."
At this point, Mo Zhen came to a conclusion: everyone in this [Super Real Paradise], except him, has more or less mental problems.
(End of this chapter)
The strong man like an iron tower wiped the juice splashed on his body lightly, like an old scalper who has worked for a day, leaving the fruits of his hard work and walking away slowly.
At this moment, he heard the sound of "Papa Papa" behind him.
I saw a zombie in a red suit appearing out of nowhere, clapping his hands pretending to be formal.
This guy is skinny and looks like a poor laborer who has been squeezed and exploited. I really don't know how this kind of guy can survive to this point.
A trace of doubt flashed across the strong man's black and white round eyes, and he walked slowly towards the zombie in front of him.
Although there was an evil spirit about this guy, the left and right sides of his body were nothing more than a punch.
Just when the strong man was about to shoot cucumbers in the same way, the zombie suddenly spoke out.
"Dude, put your fists down and listen to me. It won't take much of your time, but it will get you into a whole new world. Oh, by the way, let me introduce myself, my code name is Void Surely you wouldn't mind telling me yours, sir?"
"What, ye is also a player? My name is Tiezhi, how did ye get this virtue?"
As soon as the other party spoke the first sentence, the corners of Mo Zhen's mouth raised slightly involuntarily.
In just one sentence, Mo Zhen had already fully understood the other party's situation, he replied unhurriedly.
"Hehe, this is an irresistible change that occurred at the beginning of the game. Do you understand role-playing? I am a real human being in reality. In short, I am just like you!"
"Oh I got it."
Tie Zhi stared blankly and nodded, suddenly he seemed to remember something, and asked Mo Zhen.
"Wait, what's ye's game goal?"
Mo Zhen glanced lightly at the hunter badge pinned to the opponent's trousers, and smiled lightly.
"This is quite private content. In theory, it should be kept secret from you."
"Ah, so I..."
Before the other party finished speaking with a look of embarrassment, Mo Zhen said calmly and generously.
"But I think you look like an honest person, so it's okay to tell you. My goal is to hide my human identity among the zombies, and when the catastrophe of the last day comes, I can use the hidden ability endowed by the script to turn the world around. Everyone in this game will face annihilation."
【Impromptu Creation · Tongue Brilliant Lotus】
Mo Zhen's ability to speak nonsense as if it were the truth has nothing to do with his lack of guilt.
In his three views, he didn't lie at all.
He just expressed the facts in a relatively abstract way. If the other party's comprehension ability is good enough, they can still see the truth from it.
If the other party fails to see the truth hidden in the absurd appearance, it can only show that the other party's appreciation of the art of language needs to be improved.
Of course, the vast majority of people have not reached the level of appreciating Mozhen's language art...
For example, the layman in front of me who is insulated from art.
"What! You have such a difficult task, which is related to the life and death of everyone? Then I have to tell my brother!"
A wide-mouth flask, this is Mo Zhen's evaluation of the other party's ability to keep secrets.
From the other party's words, Mo Zhen learned two pieces of information.
First, the other party also has a close companion.
Second, unless the other party recognizes a big brother on the spot in the game, this [Super Reality Paradise] is likely to be able to enter the game with people he knows.
As for the actual situation, it may have to wait until later to prove it.
But Mozhen is a person who wants to hear the truth when he hears it, and he might be able to infer the truth by knocking on the wide-mouth flask.
He grabbed the opponent's arm, to be precise, it should be hung on the opponent's arm like a pendant, and then said with a serious expression.
"Wait, I'm telling you my secret because I think you're a trustworthy person, but I don't know anything about the big brother you're talking about, so you just tell others my secret, in case something happens If that's the case, then we're guilty of serious crimes!"
In his words, Mo Zhen deliberately emphasized "trust" and "heavy sin". He was already sure that the other party was an honest person, and he crazily exported to the other party's weak parts.
What's more, what Mo Zhen used was not "You have committed a serious crime", but "We have committed a serious crime". This kind of words can bring double guilt to an honest person.
Sure enough, the other party's face turned red in an instant, and he explained profusely with sweat.
"No, no, my elder brother is reliable, I knew him a long time ago... yes, it's fine for you to go back to the mortuary center with me! We promise to protect you properly!"
As long as the jar is shaken twice, everything will splash out.
Mo Zhen slowly showed a satisfied smile, like a farmer who just harvested crops, but the crops were planted by others, and there was a hint of pleasure in his smile.
This society still needs more honest people, honest people make life easier and better.
Mo Zhen felt so emotional in his heart.
The words had already reached this point, and he had no choice but to "reluctantly" walk with the other party all the way to the extermination center to meet the elder brother he was talking about.
With Tie Zhi escorting him along the way, Mo Zhen was just strolling in his back garden.
Now the zombies on the street have been eliminated through fierce fighting, and they generally have more than a dozen levels of brainless power. These guys have the ability to fly over walls and walls, completely surpassing the scope of normal creatures.
It can be said that these brainless guys now have the strength to kill a cow with one punch.
However, even a powerful product of this level is still a Xibei product with one punch in front of Tie Zhi.
The down-to-earth muscles defeated the deformed products piled up one after another without brain upgrades.
Along the way, Mozhen certainly didn't take a break, and under his insinuation, the other party quickly vomited out his [personality].
There is one thing to say, the probability of being able to meet two guys who self-declared their [personality] upon meeting in [Surreal Paradise] is about the same as the probability of drawing two SSRs in a row in a card game.
[Character: Honest Tauren]
【Level: Seven】
【Position: Settlement】
[Personality·Honest (32%): You are an honest person, you always have something to say, pure thoughts bring pure power, and you start to become extremely powerful]
[Personality · Tauren (23%): Feel the anger of honest people! Release the usual anger and enter the state of Tauren, and the mental value will continue to decline within the duration of this state]
In addition to these contents, Mozhen also asked out a lot of messy information.
For example, not every time the [Grid Position] changes, a new [Personality] will appear.
Except that Tie Zhi added the [Personality] of [Tauren] when he changed for the first time, when he changed from [Zhiwang] to [Into Ding] for the second time, there was no new [Personality] added, just his [Personality] The status has changed a bit, and the percentage value has become higher.
Another important piece of information is that the opponent joined the game after the "First Night" mutation came, and he was already a zombie hunter as soon as he joined the game.
Mo Zhen made a silent summary of all kinds of information in his heart.
"The number of players in each game is not fixed, and there will be situations like driving halfway. The level is so high... It feels like being pulled to a temporary rescue... In addition to the [Personality] effect of each person's [Character] It's also messy, there are continuous types that are the same as passive, intermittent types that are active, and sudden types that are uncontrollable under special circumstances..."
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Mo Zhen's mind, and his brain circuit twitched again.
He casually asked a question.
"do you have a wife?"
Afterwards, Mo Zhen heard a classic "Honest Man" story.
This story is not a big problem in the eyes of ordinary people, but who is it really?
With his keen sense of language and characters, and his unique inference method of information arrangement and combination, he is known as the "hound dog of reasoning".
Whenever he couldn't afford to eat, he would go out to be a hunting dog, er, no, a reasoning consultant.
Regarding the reasoning consultant, it will be mentioned in detail later, so I won't go into details here.
So this simple love story in the eyes of ordinary people, to Mo Zhen, it is simply galloping on the HLBE prairie...
"My relatives always say that I'm too honest and I'm out of my mind. Only my mother-in-law says I'm a good person. She says she likes honest people like me. What the hell is going on?"
Mo Zhen tilted the corner of his mouth and said vaguely.
"Well, maybe everyone has a point?"
Tie Zhi scratched his head and said in a low voice.
"Actually, I think life is pretty good now, but everyone tells me to be more careful, why do you say this..."
"Haha, it's really hard for me to say whether your [personality] should change..."
Mo Zhen said sadly in his heart.
"Heh, the happiness brought by this kind of simplicity and ignorance is probably something I can't experience in my life..."
At this point, Mo Zhen came to a conclusion: everyone in this [Super Real Paradise], except him, has more or less mental problems.
(End of this chapter)
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