The absurd game of a performance artist

Chapter 236 Come to the skating rink if you want to have fun (ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a subscription)
On the way from the Spirit Center to the Hualan Gym, Xiao Gang stared at Chi Zhi with resentment.

"Xiaozhi...didn't expect you...you are already an adult!"

grown ups?

Chi Zhi recalled what happened just now, and explained with a smile.

"Don't get me wrong, I just said it casually, because otherwise, it will cause unnecessary entanglement. I'm not ready to develop that kind of relationship yet."

Hearing this, Xiao Gang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He regained his confidence as a man.

"Scared me to death, don't make such a joke next time, I almost wonder if I can't keep up with the mature rhythm of the times..."

But Chi Zhi thought about it carefully. When he said this just now, he seemed very natural, as if he was really a mature man who had eaten the forbidden fruit...

For that aspect of things, I seem to be very used to it!

Shaking his head violently, Chi Zhi let go of the messy thoughts in his mind, and stopped thinking about those things.

If you still have these things in your mind when you go to the gym to challenge, it will be bad.

Before they knew it, the two had entered the Hualan Gym.

As soon as Chi Zhi stepped into the gymnasium, he immediately attracted a lot of attention.

The whole hall was filled with whispering voices.

Chi Zhi is also accustomed to this, and walked to the registration desk very calmly amidst the discussion of the crowd, and said to the registrar.

"Hello, I want to challenge the gymnasium. This is my trainer qualification certificate. Please arrange an opponent for me!"

Before the registrar could speak, an energetic voice rang out!

"Xiaozhi! I've been waiting here for a long time!"

I saw a girl with orange hair in pigtails looking at Chi Zhi with an excited smile.

Xiao Gang suddenly fell ill on the spot and rushed forward.

"Ah, this lovely girl, may I ask your name..."

The girl waved her hands in disgust.

"Uncle, please be careful, you are already old, why are you still so frivolous?"

Hearing the address of the other party, Xiao Gang's face was darkened.

"Ah? Uncle! I... I'm only eighteen! I'm in my prime!"

Ignoring Xiao Gang, the girl smiled at Chi Zhi.

"Hee hee, I am the owner of the Hualan Gym..."

"Oh?!"

Hearing the name of the museum owner, Chi Zhi suddenly became excited.

The girl continued to speak.

"My sister's sister's sister, Dongfang Xia!"

"Uh……"

Chi Zhi suddenly became bored.

After thinking about it, the other party seems to be a few years older than himself, how could it be the owner of the gymnasium? The owner of the dark gray gymnasium seems to be an uncle...

Seeing Chi Zhi's lack of interest, Dongfang Xia clenched her fists and gritted her teeth.

"Damn it, don't underestimate me! That little salamander of yours is no match for my water army! You don't even know how to control attributes between elves, you're just an amateur!"

Facing the opponent's challenge, Chi Zhi waved his hands calmly.

"Okay, okay, I will let you know later, the limitations of the traditional law of mutual restraint of attributes..."

Glancing at the elves registered by Chizhi, Dongfang Xia said suddenly.

"By the way, Xiaozhi, we're playing a traditional 3v3. You don't want to rely on the Salamander to get away with it, do you?"

Three against three?
Hearing this rule, Chi Zhi froze for a moment.

Seeing this, Xiao Gang hurriedly explained.

"Yes, Xiaozhi, the general gym challenge is a 3v3 rule. Before, because you challenged the gymnasium for the first time, you didn't make any preparations, so I made a special case to have a one-on-one with you..."

Dongfang Xia showed a smirk, and directly exposed Xiao Gang's behavior of releasing water.

"Ah, uncle, what have you taught as a gym trainer? Did you let the challenger take advantage of it? Of course, Xiaozhi, if you call me sister Shengxia, then I will make an exception and play one-on-one with you Slightly~”

The corner of Chi Zhi's mouth rose slightly, and he deliberately dragged out his tone.

"Okay, Xiao-Xia-get ready to open your eyes, I don't need three elves to win against you!"

Entering the Hualan gymnasium, the venue is full of seats.

Many people came to watch Chi Zhi's game after watching the TV report, wanting to see the strength of this young hero, whether it is as mysterious as it is in the legend!
Unlike the dark gray gymnasium in Nibi City, the site of the Hualan gymnasium is built in a huge pool, which is big enough for whales to swim in!
In the center of the pool, there are several landing sites suspended.

On the two landing points facing each other, Chizhi and Xiaoxia set up a confrontational posture.

In the first battle, Chi Zhi dispatched his number one general without hesitation.

"Go Salamander, bring back the victory!"

After experiencing life and death in Yuejian Mountain, this little fire lizard has reached level 21, and its fighting spirit affinity has also increased from 31 to 42!

It can be said that the attributes of the current Salamander fighter have surpassed its original position as a flame mage!

Seeing this little bald salamander, everyone in the audience chatted a lot.

"What, it's just a small salamander in the initial stage, and it hasn't even reached the evolutionary form of a salamander. I feel that the boasting on TV is exaggerated..."

"Well, it's okay, at least it looks very lively!"

"Anyway, the strength of the Salamander form is limited..."

However, a few qualified alliance trainers saw the mystery at a glance.

"Hmph, a group of ground turtles with no eyesight, didn't they see the thing on the neck of the little salamander? It's a shame that a layman dares to point here!"

"A bunch of low guys, they don't even bother to explain to them half-baked guys..."

Xiaoxia stretched her eyelids wide with her fingers, revealing the appearance of a curious baby.

"Oh, is that the legendary [Invariant Stone]? Xiao Zhi, do you want to be opportunistic, hee hee, I will let you pick it off obediently!"

Chi Zhi confidently uttered a bunch of obscenities.

"Stop talking big, if you want to be my experience bag, it depends on whether you are qualified!"

Tongue licking her lips, Xiaoxia threw her elf.

"Hmph, you definitely won't be able to handle this... go to the horned drill fish, and let me ruthlessly ravage him!"

thump--

A big red and white goldfish fell into the water. Its sharp horn is particularly eye-catching.

【Name: Angle drill fish】

【Level: 27】

[Attribute: Water]

[Element Affinity: Water 25]

[Qualification: Black (Excellent)]

[Racial Potential: Samsung]

[Growth Difficulty: Medium]

[Introduction: Fish-shaped Pokémon, most of the body is white, the joints of the limbs are red, with pink sexy lips, sharp horns on the top of the head, and a tail that looks like spun yarn. The swimming posture is particularly beautiful, and it is called water dancer

After reading the information on the illustrated book, Chi Zhi smiled lightly.

"So that's how it is. This is the level of admiring pets, a flashy guy... You can't raise this kind of elf because of your appearance, right?"

Chizhi exposed the truth, Xiaoxia said angrily.

"Stop rambling! Horned drill fish, use [Dragon Drill] to deal with him!"

hold head high--

With an order, the sharp horns on the horned drill fish's head suddenly rotated at high speed, driving the energy of countless water elements, forming a huge waterspout!
The majestic waterspout swept towards the little salamander with overwhelming momentum. Facing this turbulent attack, Chi Zhi remained calm.

"Little Salamander, it's time to let them see the results of your special training, use [Dragon Claw Hand] to fight back!"

huh-huh-

The two claws of the little fire lizard danced, circling the trajectory of the Tai Chi Eight Diagrams Yin and Yang Diagram in the air, and the fighting spirit surged for a while, and the sky and the earth changed color!
The combination of rigidity and softness, like seeing the sun through the clouds, stirred up the entire waterspout!
The dragon claw hand that opened the monument and cracked the stone was about to bombard the horned diamond fish. Chi Zhi saw at a glance that the opponent was unable to take this move, and shouted loudly.

"Collect your strength!"

The little Salamander braked in time and restrained his momentum by seven points.

The dragon's claws slashed across the body of the horned diamond fish, and the fighting spirit blasted into the body along the sharp claws, knocking it into the air, and instantly the entire water surface was dyed bright red!
Thanks to Chi Zhi's timely order, the other party only suffered skin and flesh injuries, and did not hurt any muscles or bones.

Although she still has the strength to fight, Xiaoxia, who knew that the horned diamond fish was weak and had already lost, snorted coldly and put away the elves.

"Okay! I know you have some strength, so it's time for me to bring out the real main force! Come on, Super Starfish! Don't let that kid underestimate me!!"

White light flashed, and a huge crystalline starfish was suspended above the gymnasium. The powerful energy of the water system instantly made the pool below choppy!
【Name: Super Starfish】

【Level: 30】

[Attribute: Water/Super Energy]

[Element Affinity: Water 24 Nian 22]

[Qualification: Green (Excellence)]

[Racial Potential: Six Stars]

[Growth Difficulty: Medium]

[Introduction: The shape of two overlapping five-pointed stars. There is an octagonal red gemstone in the middle of the body. Because the central core can shine with seven colors of light, it has been described as a gemstone in the sea.]

Seeing the other party's dazzling appearance, Chi Zhi couldn't help complaining.

"Sure enough... you selected elves based on their appearance!"

Xiaoxia was exposed by Chizhi for the second time, blushing.

"Stop talking nonsense, super starfish, use [Nian Libo]!"

Immediately, a strange fluctuation came from the core of the super starfish, and the strange fluctuation of thought power was transmitted to the brain of the little salamander, making it dizzy for a moment!
Under the interference of thoughts, the battle energy on her body subsided like ice and snow melting, Xiaoxia took the opportunity to shout loudly.

"Super starfish, now! Use the bubble light!"

The water elements floating above the entire pool converge towards the core of the super starfish. With the bonus of the venue, the foam light of the super starfish has a powerful effect bonus!
Chi Zhi knew that Salamander's condition was not good, so he gave a loud shout.

"Little Salamander, wake up quickly! Concentrate on using [Tai Chi Dragon Claw Hand] to resist the attack!"

Although Chizhi's order restored Little Salamander to a point of sanity, the fighting spirit on his body was completely disintegrated due to the interference of the other party's thought power!

The power of the hastily used Tai Chi dragon claw hand was greatly reduced, failing to block the opponent's foam light, the little fire lizard took a violent blister wash!
restraint!

Total restraint!

The water system overcomes the fire system, and the super energy overcomes fighting!
Facing such a dangerous situation, Chi Zhi laughed rather than surprised.

"Very good! Salamander, this enemy is very suitable for you, it seems that now is the time to break through again!"

Contrary to the general trainer's idea of ​​choosing to fight elves based on attributes, Chizhi's fighting philosophy is to encounter restrained attributes, let elves overcome the weaknesses of attributes, get used to fighting against attributes, and then become stronger in the struggle !
If Chizhi were asked to publish a tutorial on how to train a battle between trainers, the title would definitely be "How Steel Was Tempered"...er, it should be "How a Master of Inverse Attributes Was Tempered"!
Anyway, these two statements have almost the same meaning to Chi Zhi, anyway, he regards himself and the elves as steel and forged!

Just as the Salamander was about to go through the steel-hardening hell training again, a squint-eyed trainer in the auditorium was shouting loudly.

"Xiaozhi! Quickly switch to Zhuzhu! Little Salamander doesn't match with each other, making good use of attribute restraint is the basic quality of a trainer!"

Attribute restraint?Basic literacy?

Seeing so many strange eyes in the auditorium, Chi Zhi suddenly realized that he was a master of inverse attributes in front of so many people, which seemed a bit too ostentatious...

After thinking for a while, Chi Zhi took back the little salamander and shouted loudly.

"Come back, Salamander! Thank you for your hard work! It's up to you! Come on, Piggy, and bring back the victory!"

While talking, a fat pink elf appeared above the pool.

Zhu Zhu, who was touching his testicles in mid-air, said in a daze.

"What's the situation? What's the situation now..."

As the body fell freely, Zhuzhu screamed in panic when he saw the bottomless water below him.

"Fuck, ice!!!"

ka ka ka-

The icy air overflowed from his body, and the moment the pig fell into the water, the icy air spread everywhere, freezing the entire surface of the pool!

This move immediately chilled the gymnasium, and the water element that originally permeated the gymnasium was also suddenly reduced!
Touching the slippery ice surface, Zhuzhu said happily.

"Damn it, there's a lot of ice! Oh, I can't help it, my body is so itchy, there are ants crawling!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhuzhu actually started skating in the gymnasium!
It slips very comfortably and chicly, as if it has ascended to heaven and found itself!
After being extremely happy, the big pig started talking nonsense.

"Xiao Zhi, are you skating? It's just ice cubes like this... Hahahahaha (insane laughter)——"

Faced with this inexplicable elf and the inexplicable behavior of ice addiction, Xiaoxia was furious.

"Ah Choo—damn it, you dare to mess up my gymnasium! Super starfish, [Nian Libo]!!!"

hum-

Powerful waves of thoughts emanate from the core, disturbing Zhuzhu's thoughts...

but……

Little effect!

Zhuzhu is now in a super chaotic skating state, completely unaffected by Nian Libo's interference!

As long as I interfere with myself first, you can't interfere with me!
Grab it!
Piggy's own ice attribute severely restrained the water attribute field!

Moreover, its heavenly state while skating has well offset the mental impact brought by the power of thought!
Seeing this, Chizhi was overjoyed and said.

"Come on, pig! Use your strongest moves to end this battle!"

After receiving the order, Zhuzhu yelled "Ice—come—" and in an instant the icy air from the sky and the earth condensed into a big ice ball in front of it!

I saw the big pig kicking the puck out with one kick and shouting!
"Wood—atomic bomb—Firmino!"

boom--

At this moment, Zhuzhu seems to be possessed by the famous football star Firmino, and the ice puck has a peerless explosive power, hitting the super starfish!

The superstar starfish that was hit by this atomic bomb exploded, and was frozen into a lump of ice in the icy slag, completely unable to recover!
In order to celebrate the victory, Zhuzhu slid and knelt directly on the skating rink and shouted.

"Perfect long shot!! Mane!" (PS. Firmino and Mane are both football players)

Seeing this subversive and astonishing battle, all the audience were shocked and heatedly discussed.

"Wow, this pig spirit can speak human language?!"

"Did I hear wrong, this..."

"It turns out that this is Chi Zhi's hole card! No wonder he can play against the Rockets!"

Zhuzhu instantly overwhelmed all the previous elves and became the focus of attention.

In the auditorium, under a pair of black ultra-sunglasses, he looked like he had spotted his prey, and a flag was raised in his crotch!

What exactly does this person want to do...

And on the court, Xiaoxia, who had suffered twice in a row, was furious!

Wearing a vest and suspenders, she shouted while shivering in the cold wind.

"Xiaozhi, I'm really angry! Prepare to bear my anger! Come on, Carp Dragon, teach him a lesson!"

Before Xiaoxia could shake the elf ball in her hand, a white light flashed around her waist, and a yellow-skinned duck holding its head appeared in the gymnasium...

"Huh?"

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The next plot will enter high-intensity content, it is best to be mentally prepared
(End of this chapter)