The absurd game of a performance artist
Chapter 35
Chapter 35
On the Gansu Noodles Bridge, a creature with a crooked mouth was lying on the ground basking in the sun, sticking out his tongue in comfort, like a pug basking in the sun.
Standing aside, Mo Zhen bowed down respectfully and handed over a bottle of black substance.
"Brother Xuan, drink a Coke."
The crooked-mouthed creature jumped up and said angrily.
"Brother Xuan is also what you can call him! Call him Master Xuan!"
Mo Zhen immediately panicked like a younger brother who has done something wrong.
"I'm sorry, Master Xuan!"
As he spoke, he patted the heads of Quicksand and Tie Zhi who were standing stupidly aside, and angrily said.
"Why are you still standing there in a daze, quickly call Master Xuan!"
Quicksand and Tie Zhi were very puzzled by Mo Zhen's behavior. He was clearly the uncompromising commander here 10 minutes ago, so how could it be like this in a blink of an eye?
But they still imitated Mo Zhen's manner and respectfully respected the crooked creature.
"Master Xuan!"
Flattery and flattery are magical spiritual catalysts that can cause magical chemical reactions in the human spirit.
Surrounded by people around him, the crooked-mouthed creature became a little bit more elated, and his spirit became more energetic. Scales appeared from his body surface. At this moment, he had a tendency to transform into some kind of reptilian creature.
These changes were all captured in Mo Zhen's eyes, and the color of thinking slowly flowed through his eyes.
The guy in front of him calls himself "Crazy Hyun". His words and deeds are indeed a little crazy, and he is also a little crazy, but it doesn't matter. The important thing is that he is strong enough, and his brain doesn't seem to be very bright.
Such an easy-to-use sword, Mo Zhen naturally would not let it go.
He immediately saluted the corporal and invited him into the camp of zombie hunters, which enriched the empty strength of the bridge guard team.
"Xiao Xu, you're pretty good, you're sensible enough! It seems that your extermination center is pretty good!"
Who is it? As a language artist, he has always seen people talk nonsense, and when he saw such a crooked mouth, he would naturally say something crooked.
"Where is it, it is a great honor for us to invite a truly capable person like Master Xuan to join our corpse center!"
The crooked-mouthed creature "Crazy Hyun" became even more agitated when he heard it, and his momentum became more and more powerful. He patted his chest and yelled full of anger.
"Don't call me Xuan Ye, call me Xuan Shen, don't...call me Long Ge!"
Mo Zhen twitched his eyelids uncontrollably, obviously this guy was so excited that even the name Long Ge popped up.
He looked at the scales on Crazy Xuan's body, and thought to himself.
"Brother Long? A reptile with a crooked mouth! He can say all kinds of nonsense when his mind wanders. Does this guy really think he is a dragon?"
"Forget it, his [personality] seems to be the type that grows more and more vigorous, let him maintain this state and let me be a bridge dog for a while!"
"Brother Long calm down, Brother Long calm down."
Hearing these two voices of Brother Long, a satisfied expression appeared on Crazy Xuan's face, very much like a crooked dog that has been full of dog food.
"Hmm! Very good, you are very good, are you interested in joining us [Yujian Xianling]? There are many good women in it!"
Mo Zhen showed an awkward yet polite smile, declined the other party's invitation, and murmured in his heart.
"I'm afraid this guy has never met a woman in reality, so he ran to the game world to find a sense of existence..."
As soon as he heard the name [Yu Ling Xian Ling], Mo Zhen couldn't help thinking of the name [Yu Ling Jian Xian] after arranging and combining his thinking patterns.
[Jade Spirit Sword Immortal] This name comes from the legend of Yuling City in Tianlong Shang Kingdom. According to legend, in ancient times, there was a vicious dog swallowing the moon, and a sword fairy sacrificed a fairy sword to kill the vicious dog.
The head of the vicious dog and the sword of the sword fairy fell on the locality of Yuling and became the current "Guntou Peak" and "Jade Sword Peak".
Of course, Mozhen just thought about it casually, and didn't delve too deeply into this nonsense.
At this moment, Quicksand, who had been staying on the sidelines with a wait-and-see attitude, suddenly couldn't help but said.
"Brother Long is not a very good name. We in Tianlong Shangguo have strict control over the word 'dragon', and don't let ordinary people..."
Crazy Xuan heard that he flew up and kicked the quicksand to the ground.
"Look at what you look like! You can't be a giant in the virtual world, so you have to be a dog in reality! There is a waste like you in the extermination center? What a bad luck! Besides, you, Grandpa Long, I can be an ordinary person Is it? Let me tell you, I am... in! World! True! Dragon!"
These four words rang like thunder in the ears of everyone around.
In an instant, the quicksand was like being struck by lightning, and he collapsed into mud on the spot and fell to the ground. Even the honest man Tie Zhi trembled in fright.
Mo Zhen was not apprehensive, but the eyes that looked at a fool in his eyes turned into those that looked at a lunatic.
Tie Zhi picked up the crazy Xuan, and said tremblingly.
"You...you don't talk nonsense! In Tianlong Shang Kingdom, you will lose your head if you say such words!"
A true dragon is an extremely mysterious symbol of power in the Heavenly Dragon Kingdom, and no one is allowed to offend it. If you dare to call yourself a living True Dragon in the Heavenly Dragon Kingdom, you will really live to the end.
Crazy Xuan shook off Tie Zhi's hands with a look of disdain, and turned his head to Mo Zhen with his mouth crooked.
"One thing to say, it is indeed reasonable for you to be a commander here. The pile of crooked melons and dates here is indeed only enough for you to see!"
Mo Zhen really wanted to say something at this moment.
"Are you fucking nonsense!"
But reason still let him say it.
"Brother Long said yes, that's it!"
With the golden light flashing on the scales, the crazy momentum reached its peak, and it really felt like it was about to break through the sky.
There was an indescribable power in his every move, and even Mo Zhenxin felt a sense of absurd awe.
But with the sound of firing from the front, Mo Zhen quickly wiped away the awe, and immediately a soldier reported from the front.
"Report! The advance troops surpassing the empire have come to explore the formation, the number is about [-]! The front firepower is insufficient, and it is difficult to suppress!"
If such a situation had happened 10 minutes ago, Mo Zhen would definitely have announced the loss of the bridge with great pain and decisiveness, and immediately activated the explosives placed on the bridge to return to the city.
But the situation is different now. Taking a glance at the imposing "Brother Long" beside him, Mo Zhen immediately let out an exciting cry.
"It's just in time, use this pile of pickled cucumbers to sacrifice swords to Brother Long!"
There was only a dragon's chant and a sword's chant on the bridge, and a startled shadow flew across the bridge. The snow-white sword light was like a silver dragon, crossing the bridge and heading straight into the enemy's formation.
Seeing this, Mo Zhen hurried to the edge of the OB, and saw that the three hundred warriors from the enemy who came to explore the way were all strong and healthy, and they were all macho men who could easily kill a cow with one punch.
These awakened people organizedly sweep up the brainless zombies on the outskirts of the city, absorbing their brainless power to improve their own strength, and basically every soldier has a level close to level 10 brainless power.
Compared with the paradise players in this world, these awakened people who can fight monsters and upgrade seem to be more like real game players.
As for the level of mindlessness of zombies and the strength of players, it is difficult to make an intuitive comparison.
Because these are completely two different power systems, one relies on genetic mutation and brainless power, and the other relies on the power brought by [character] and [personality].
Not to mention the contest between two zombies with different power systems and players, even the contest between players is difficult to measure based on specific levels.
The restraint between [Personality], the difference in the degree of completion of [Personality], [Relic], [Ability], [Illusion] factors, etc., what will happen in the real fight, you will only know after the fight.
Just like the 1VS300 battle before us, no one knows which side will stand in the end.
(End of this chapter)
On the Gansu Noodles Bridge, a creature with a crooked mouth was lying on the ground basking in the sun, sticking out his tongue in comfort, like a pug basking in the sun.
Standing aside, Mo Zhen bowed down respectfully and handed over a bottle of black substance.
"Brother Xuan, drink a Coke."
The crooked-mouthed creature jumped up and said angrily.
"Brother Xuan is also what you can call him! Call him Master Xuan!"
Mo Zhen immediately panicked like a younger brother who has done something wrong.
"I'm sorry, Master Xuan!"
As he spoke, he patted the heads of Quicksand and Tie Zhi who were standing stupidly aside, and angrily said.
"Why are you still standing there in a daze, quickly call Master Xuan!"
Quicksand and Tie Zhi were very puzzled by Mo Zhen's behavior. He was clearly the uncompromising commander here 10 minutes ago, so how could it be like this in a blink of an eye?
But they still imitated Mo Zhen's manner and respectfully respected the crooked creature.
"Master Xuan!"
Flattery and flattery are magical spiritual catalysts that can cause magical chemical reactions in the human spirit.
Surrounded by people around him, the crooked-mouthed creature became a little bit more elated, and his spirit became more energetic. Scales appeared from his body surface. At this moment, he had a tendency to transform into some kind of reptilian creature.
These changes were all captured in Mo Zhen's eyes, and the color of thinking slowly flowed through his eyes.
The guy in front of him calls himself "Crazy Hyun". His words and deeds are indeed a little crazy, and he is also a little crazy, but it doesn't matter. The important thing is that he is strong enough, and his brain doesn't seem to be very bright.
Such an easy-to-use sword, Mo Zhen naturally would not let it go.
He immediately saluted the corporal and invited him into the camp of zombie hunters, which enriched the empty strength of the bridge guard team.
"Xiao Xu, you're pretty good, you're sensible enough! It seems that your extermination center is pretty good!"
Who is it? As a language artist, he has always seen people talk nonsense, and when he saw such a crooked mouth, he would naturally say something crooked.
"Where is it, it is a great honor for us to invite a truly capable person like Master Xuan to join our corpse center!"
The crooked-mouthed creature "Crazy Hyun" became even more agitated when he heard it, and his momentum became more and more powerful. He patted his chest and yelled full of anger.
"Don't call me Xuan Ye, call me Xuan Shen, don't...call me Long Ge!"
Mo Zhen twitched his eyelids uncontrollably, obviously this guy was so excited that even the name Long Ge popped up.
He looked at the scales on Crazy Xuan's body, and thought to himself.
"Brother Long? A reptile with a crooked mouth! He can say all kinds of nonsense when his mind wanders. Does this guy really think he is a dragon?"
"Forget it, his [personality] seems to be the type that grows more and more vigorous, let him maintain this state and let me be a bridge dog for a while!"
"Brother Long calm down, Brother Long calm down."
Hearing these two voices of Brother Long, a satisfied expression appeared on Crazy Xuan's face, very much like a crooked dog that has been full of dog food.
"Hmm! Very good, you are very good, are you interested in joining us [Yujian Xianling]? There are many good women in it!"
Mo Zhen showed an awkward yet polite smile, declined the other party's invitation, and murmured in his heart.
"I'm afraid this guy has never met a woman in reality, so he ran to the game world to find a sense of existence..."
As soon as he heard the name [Yu Ling Xian Ling], Mo Zhen couldn't help thinking of the name [Yu Ling Jian Xian] after arranging and combining his thinking patterns.
[Jade Spirit Sword Immortal] This name comes from the legend of Yuling City in Tianlong Shang Kingdom. According to legend, in ancient times, there was a vicious dog swallowing the moon, and a sword fairy sacrificed a fairy sword to kill the vicious dog.
The head of the vicious dog and the sword of the sword fairy fell on the locality of Yuling and became the current "Guntou Peak" and "Jade Sword Peak".
Of course, Mozhen just thought about it casually, and didn't delve too deeply into this nonsense.
At this moment, Quicksand, who had been staying on the sidelines with a wait-and-see attitude, suddenly couldn't help but said.
"Brother Long is not a very good name. We in Tianlong Shangguo have strict control over the word 'dragon', and don't let ordinary people..."
Crazy Xuan heard that he flew up and kicked the quicksand to the ground.
"Look at what you look like! You can't be a giant in the virtual world, so you have to be a dog in reality! There is a waste like you in the extermination center? What a bad luck! Besides, you, Grandpa Long, I can be an ordinary person Is it? Let me tell you, I am... in! World! True! Dragon!"
These four words rang like thunder in the ears of everyone around.
In an instant, the quicksand was like being struck by lightning, and he collapsed into mud on the spot and fell to the ground. Even the honest man Tie Zhi trembled in fright.
Mo Zhen was not apprehensive, but the eyes that looked at a fool in his eyes turned into those that looked at a lunatic.
Tie Zhi picked up the crazy Xuan, and said tremblingly.
"You...you don't talk nonsense! In Tianlong Shang Kingdom, you will lose your head if you say such words!"
A true dragon is an extremely mysterious symbol of power in the Heavenly Dragon Kingdom, and no one is allowed to offend it. If you dare to call yourself a living True Dragon in the Heavenly Dragon Kingdom, you will really live to the end.
Crazy Xuan shook off Tie Zhi's hands with a look of disdain, and turned his head to Mo Zhen with his mouth crooked.
"One thing to say, it is indeed reasonable for you to be a commander here. The pile of crooked melons and dates here is indeed only enough for you to see!"
Mo Zhen really wanted to say something at this moment.
"Are you fucking nonsense!"
But reason still let him say it.
"Brother Long said yes, that's it!"
With the golden light flashing on the scales, the crazy momentum reached its peak, and it really felt like it was about to break through the sky.
There was an indescribable power in his every move, and even Mo Zhenxin felt a sense of absurd awe.
But with the sound of firing from the front, Mo Zhen quickly wiped away the awe, and immediately a soldier reported from the front.
"Report! The advance troops surpassing the empire have come to explore the formation, the number is about [-]! The front firepower is insufficient, and it is difficult to suppress!"
If such a situation had happened 10 minutes ago, Mo Zhen would definitely have announced the loss of the bridge with great pain and decisiveness, and immediately activated the explosives placed on the bridge to return to the city.
But the situation is different now. Taking a glance at the imposing "Brother Long" beside him, Mo Zhen immediately let out an exciting cry.
"It's just in time, use this pile of pickled cucumbers to sacrifice swords to Brother Long!"
There was only a dragon's chant and a sword's chant on the bridge, and a startled shadow flew across the bridge. The snow-white sword light was like a silver dragon, crossing the bridge and heading straight into the enemy's formation.
Seeing this, Mo Zhen hurried to the edge of the OB, and saw that the three hundred warriors from the enemy who came to explore the way were all strong and healthy, and they were all macho men who could easily kill a cow with one punch.
These awakened people organizedly sweep up the brainless zombies on the outskirts of the city, absorbing their brainless power to improve their own strength, and basically every soldier has a level close to level 10 brainless power.
Compared with the paradise players in this world, these awakened people who can fight monsters and upgrade seem to be more like real game players.
As for the level of mindlessness of zombies and the strength of players, it is difficult to make an intuitive comparison.
Because these are completely two different power systems, one relies on genetic mutation and brainless power, and the other relies on the power brought by [character] and [personality].
Not to mention the contest between two zombies with different power systems and players, even the contest between players is difficult to measure based on specific levels.
The restraint between [Personality], the difference in the degree of completion of [Personality], [Relic], [Ability], [Illusion] factors, etc., what will happen in the real fight, you will only know after the fight.
Just like the 1VS300 battle before us, no one knows which side will stand in the end.
(End of this chapter)
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