The absurd game of a performance artist
Chapter 45 Mr. Xu and Miss Wu
Chapter 45 Mr. Xu and Miss Wu
Although Wumeng is a skilled archer, this does not prevent her from becoming an excellent marathon runner.
The setting of ADC with short legs does not exist in [Super Reality Paradise].
She can do best in anything as long as she puts her full attention on it.
"Damn it, how did these guys get hold of my tracks? I'm clearly wearing [Pretender Cloak]..."
In a [single-player scenario], Wumeng defeated a dragon that swallowed people with a long tongue and could hide from sight. The natives in the game made this cloak for her from the skin of the dragon.
【Name: Pretender Cloak】
【Type: Relic · Jacket】
[Quality: Green]
[Introduction: A cloak made of the skin of a long-tongued dragon, wearing it, you can do evil like a dragon!]
[Special effect: the cloak can change color according to the surrounding environment, hiding the wearer's whereabouts]
Based on the effect of this cloak, it is not difficult to see that the dragon is probably an oversized chameleon.
"Could it be possible that these zombies also know [Air Hope]?"
[Qi Watching Technique] is a [Illusion] learned by Wumeng by accident. Her eagle-like eyes can see the "Qi" emanating from living things.
This "qi" is not the air produced by breathing, but the "essence" produced by mental activities.
The more active creatures are, the more conspicuous they are in her eyes.
Back then, she relied on this ability to defeat the extra-large chameleon.
Obviously, for people who are overly focused, their thinking can easily become a line, and sometimes their brains can't turn around.
If the person being hunted down is Mo Zhen, he should be looking for [Severn Gold] and the like all over the street now to change his smell.
As night fell, Meng Wumeng's blue eagle eyes were full of evil spirits, looking at the layers upon layers of awakened armies around him.
Although her speed and flexibility far surpassed that of zombies, she couldn't withstand the physical exertion of hunting.
Her mental value can no longer support her to use [Personality·Phantom Feather] to glide in the air.
After being surrounded, Wumeng did not sit still, she calmly drew out the dragon tooth scimitar at her waist, it was obviously impossible to use bows and arrows in such a distance battle.
But even if you fight with a scimitar, Wumeng is still a first-class expert. As long as you concentrate on it, there is nothing she can't do well!
Three minutes later, since Wumeng was only at level five, Wumeng was no match for Qianzhang single-handedly.
Before being subdued, she tried to commit suicide with a machete, but a handsome boy in red flew out of the corpses, kicking the machete away decisively.
Wumeng, who was pressed to the ground by several zombies, raised his head with difficulty, and looked at Mozhen who was shaking his fists in front of him.
At this moment, her brain seemed to have suddenly opened up, and she said in a beating accent with a nosebleed.
"Hey, aren't you the red-clothed zombie that I shot, are you a player too?"
Seeing the opponent's front teeth being beaten off, Mo Zhen suppressed a smile and slapped her on the scalp.
"Hehe, now you know, why didn't you notice when you shot me before!"
Wumeng showed a not-so-smart look, pretending to be crazy and slurring his mouth.
"I'm sorry, you look too much like a zombie, I didn't recognize it before, please forgive me."
"forgive you?"
Mo Zhen smiled and shook her head again.
"No problem! I forgive you for shooting me, but one size counts for one size. If you let go of the bacon we hung, then I will trouble you to hang it on the bridge instead of him!"
Although Wumeng has big breasts, she will never foolishly think that Mo Zhenzhen will let her go.
This woman is also good at acting. To a certain extent, she and Mo Zhen are players of the same type of [personality]...
It's a pity that she met Mo Zhen, an old drama player, and before she could make a move, Mo Zhen pinned her head to the ground.
"Hmph, little trick, do you think I don't know you have a tooth in your mouth? Count the teeth on the ground and look at your broken mouth, can I not know?"
In the confrontation with the players in the paradise, if you are not careful, you will lose everything.
A tooth may seem ordinary, but with the strength of these players' mouths, God knows if they will spit out people's heads.
After finishing speaking, Mozhen pinched Wumeng's mouth, raised her jaw, and only heard a "grunt", and she swallowed the contents of her mouth into her stomach.
There is nothing more shameful and humiliating than being knocked out of teeth and having to swallow it.
"Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"
Wumeng's blue eyes were burning with blue anger, and there was terrible blood flowing from his mouth, wishing he could tear Mo Zhensheng alive.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Mo Zhen had the feeling of reappearing yesterday in a trance, and he finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
If it weren't for the huge difference in hair color between the two, Mo Zhen would have thought that the white-haired young man yesterday was her younger brother.
"Hahahaha, can a scholar be killed but not humiliated?"
Mozhen laughed wildly contemptuously, and then scalped three more times, causing Wumeng's nose to bleed profusely.
"Is this virtue of yours called a scholar? How can you be insulted like this? Let me tell you..."
Mo Zhen leaned against her ear, as thin as a mosquito.
"People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes. In fact, I entered the internal agent of the Transcendence Empire. I was just acting. We have a big plan in the corpse center that requires you to participate. If you want to participate, you can blink your left eye three times!"
Suddenly, Wumeng's mind seemed to be down, and his brain was blank.
Mo Zhen's 3600-degree Thomas maneuvering attitude change brought her a huge shock.
The more absurd things are to the extreme, the more real they are.
【Impromptu Creation · Tongue Brilliant Lotus】!
The effect of Mo Zhen's language and art skills combined with [Improvisation] was so powerful that Wumeng blinked his left eye three times by accident.
The process of her brain circuit transformation is as follows.
"If this guy is really an insider, then rounding it up, I just endured humiliation in order to overthrow the Transcendence Empire! In this way, not only am I not ashamed, but I am still doing a very honorable thing! That's right, I have to join this big plan quickly. Row!"
Seeing this, Mozhen quickly waved back a group of soldiers, muttering to Wumeng.
After the two communicated for a while, Wumeng's eyes gradually changed from doubt to calmness, and finally she took the counter in Mozhen's hand, her eyes became convinced.
Then Mo Zhen waved his arms and ordered to the soldiers around him.
"Let her go!"
The eyes of the surrounding soldiers were full of doubts, but they still obeyed Mo Zhen's instructions.
Wumeng stared deeply at Mo Zhen, then put on a cloak and disappeared into the night.
Mo Zhen shouted to the soldiers beside her after she was gone.
"I'm playing a big game of chess for His Majesty, if someone leaks the news, hum!"
When the soldiers heard the word "Your Majesty", their green faces turned black.
This [Your Majesty] is like a god in their eyes, once it has a relationship with this word, everything is unquestionable.
Wumeng is in a good mood. Originally, her goal in the game was related to killing zombies. Now she has participated in the "big plan" in Mo Zhen's mouth, and got a zombie achievement statistic device. Killing zombies can also find someone to change equipment. This is called Mr. Xu's guy is really good!
Mo Zhen was in an even better mood. Not only did he give the other party a hard lesson, but he also drew the other party into his [big plan], and he even took care of others after being beaten. This guy named Miss Wu is really good!
You are not losing money, I am earning a lot, it is really a good thing to have the best of both worlds!
(End of this chapter)
Although Wumeng is a skilled archer, this does not prevent her from becoming an excellent marathon runner.
The setting of ADC with short legs does not exist in [Super Reality Paradise].
She can do best in anything as long as she puts her full attention on it.
"Damn it, how did these guys get hold of my tracks? I'm clearly wearing [Pretender Cloak]..."
In a [single-player scenario], Wumeng defeated a dragon that swallowed people with a long tongue and could hide from sight. The natives in the game made this cloak for her from the skin of the dragon.
【Name: Pretender Cloak】
【Type: Relic · Jacket】
[Quality: Green]
[Introduction: A cloak made of the skin of a long-tongued dragon, wearing it, you can do evil like a dragon!]
[Special effect: the cloak can change color according to the surrounding environment, hiding the wearer's whereabouts]
Based on the effect of this cloak, it is not difficult to see that the dragon is probably an oversized chameleon.
"Could it be possible that these zombies also know [Air Hope]?"
[Qi Watching Technique] is a [Illusion] learned by Wumeng by accident. Her eagle-like eyes can see the "Qi" emanating from living things.
This "qi" is not the air produced by breathing, but the "essence" produced by mental activities.
The more active creatures are, the more conspicuous they are in her eyes.
Back then, she relied on this ability to defeat the extra-large chameleon.
Obviously, for people who are overly focused, their thinking can easily become a line, and sometimes their brains can't turn around.
If the person being hunted down is Mo Zhen, he should be looking for [Severn Gold] and the like all over the street now to change his smell.
As night fell, Meng Wumeng's blue eagle eyes were full of evil spirits, looking at the layers upon layers of awakened armies around him.
Although her speed and flexibility far surpassed that of zombies, she couldn't withstand the physical exertion of hunting.
Her mental value can no longer support her to use [Personality·Phantom Feather] to glide in the air.
After being surrounded, Wumeng did not sit still, she calmly drew out the dragon tooth scimitar at her waist, it was obviously impossible to use bows and arrows in such a distance battle.
But even if you fight with a scimitar, Wumeng is still a first-class expert. As long as you concentrate on it, there is nothing she can't do well!
Three minutes later, since Wumeng was only at level five, Wumeng was no match for Qianzhang single-handedly.
Before being subdued, she tried to commit suicide with a machete, but a handsome boy in red flew out of the corpses, kicking the machete away decisively.
Wumeng, who was pressed to the ground by several zombies, raised his head with difficulty, and looked at Mozhen who was shaking his fists in front of him.
At this moment, her brain seemed to have suddenly opened up, and she said in a beating accent with a nosebleed.
"Hey, aren't you the red-clothed zombie that I shot, are you a player too?"
Seeing the opponent's front teeth being beaten off, Mo Zhen suppressed a smile and slapped her on the scalp.
"Hehe, now you know, why didn't you notice when you shot me before!"
Wumeng showed a not-so-smart look, pretending to be crazy and slurring his mouth.
"I'm sorry, you look too much like a zombie, I didn't recognize it before, please forgive me."
"forgive you?"
Mo Zhen smiled and shook her head again.
"No problem! I forgive you for shooting me, but one size counts for one size. If you let go of the bacon we hung, then I will trouble you to hang it on the bridge instead of him!"
Although Wumeng has big breasts, she will never foolishly think that Mo Zhenzhen will let her go.
This woman is also good at acting. To a certain extent, she and Mo Zhen are players of the same type of [personality]...
It's a pity that she met Mo Zhen, an old drama player, and before she could make a move, Mo Zhen pinned her head to the ground.
"Hmph, little trick, do you think I don't know you have a tooth in your mouth? Count the teeth on the ground and look at your broken mouth, can I not know?"
In the confrontation with the players in the paradise, if you are not careful, you will lose everything.
A tooth may seem ordinary, but with the strength of these players' mouths, God knows if they will spit out people's heads.
After finishing speaking, Mozhen pinched Wumeng's mouth, raised her jaw, and only heard a "grunt", and she swallowed the contents of her mouth into her stomach.
There is nothing more shameful and humiliating than being knocked out of teeth and having to swallow it.
"Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"
Wumeng's blue eyes were burning with blue anger, and there was terrible blood flowing from his mouth, wishing he could tear Mo Zhensheng alive.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Mo Zhen had the feeling of reappearing yesterday in a trance, and he finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
If it weren't for the huge difference in hair color between the two, Mo Zhen would have thought that the white-haired young man yesterday was her younger brother.
"Hahahaha, can a scholar be killed but not humiliated?"
Mozhen laughed wildly contemptuously, and then scalped three more times, causing Wumeng's nose to bleed profusely.
"Is this virtue of yours called a scholar? How can you be insulted like this? Let me tell you..."
Mo Zhen leaned against her ear, as thin as a mosquito.
"People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes. In fact, I entered the internal agent of the Transcendence Empire. I was just acting. We have a big plan in the corpse center that requires you to participate. If you want to participate, you can blink your left eye three times!"
Suddenly, Wumeng's mind seemed to be down, and his brain was blank.
Mo Zhen's 3600-degree Thomas maneuvering attitude change brought her a huge shock.
The more absurd things are to the extreme, the more real they are.
【Impromptu Creation · Tongue Brilliant Lotus】!
The effect of Mo Zhen's language and art skills combined with [Improvisation] was so powerful that Wumeng blinked his left eye three times by accident.
The process of her brain circuit transformation is as follows.
"If this guy is really an insider, then rounding it up, I just endured humiliation in order to overthrow the Transcendence Empire! In this way, not only am I not ashamed, but I am still doing a very honorable thing! That's right, I have to join this big plan quickly. Row!"
Seeing this, Mozhen quickly waved back a group of soldiers, muttering to Wumeng.
After the two communicated for a while, Wumeng's eyes gradually changed from doubt to calmness, and finally she took the counter in Mozhen's hand, her eyes became convinced.
Then Mo Zhen waved his arms and ordered to the soldiers around him.
"Let her go!"
The eyes of the surrounding soldiers were full of doubts, but they still obeyed Mo Zhen's instructions.
Wumeng stared deeply at Mo Zhen, then put on a cloak and disappeared into the night.
Mo Zhen shouted to the soldiers beside her after she was gone.
"I'm playing a big game of chess for His Majesty, if someone leaks the news, hum!"
When the soldiers heard the word "Your Majesty", their green faces turned black.
This [Your Majesty] is like a god in their eyes, once it has a relationship with this word, everything is unquestionable.
Wumeng is in a good mood. Originally, her goal in the game was related to killing zombies. Now she has participated in the "big plan" in Mo Zhen's mouth, and got a zombie achievement statistic device. Killing zombies can also find someone to change equipment. This is called Mr. Xu's guy is really good!
Mo Zhen was in an even better mood. Not only did he give the other party a hard lesson, but he also drew the other party into his [big plan], and he even took care of others after being beaten. This guy named Miss Wu is really good!
You are not losing money, I am earning a lot, it is really a good thing to have the best of both worlds!
(End of this chapter)
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