The absurd game of a performance artist

chapter 96

Hearty laughter resounded from the snow peak, Mo Zhen had never experienced such a cold environment.

There was no embarrassment in the other party's laughter, but a sense of accomplishment in seeing through the truth.

"Hey! You really think of me as your sister! I'm not a bitch!"

Yuan Sheng put on a posture of seeing through everything, talking to himself as if talking about family matters.

"Oh, our family has raised her as a boy since we were young. Before she developed, few people believed that she was a girl! Growing up in this environment, she has been with you until now. She also has short hair, and she doesn't want to admit that she is a girl, saying that she wanted to sharpen her sword skills, but in fact she just didn't want to get married, so she ran away from home, right?"

Having said this, Yuan Sheng's words changed, and he spoke in the tone of a big brother.

"Actually, it's because the family is not good. It's a trick of getting married in what age, as if you won't regret it after getting married..."

In fact, most of the things in this world can really be tolerated, hesitant soft goods, fanatics peddling beliefs, passionate middle-aged, self-righteous dogs, what these people do can really be Cope with a smile.

There is only one kind of person he can't stand, and that's the person who gets his gender wrong.

It may be because he looks a bit feminine and too handsome. People often point at him and say things like "that woman just now is so beautiful, but it's a pity she has a flat chest".

asshole……

Mo Zhen's gender is Mo Zhen!
Listening to the other party talking endlessly to persuade him to turn around and do the right thing, Mo Zhen showed his [Starting Artifact] and roared loudly.

"I can't stand you anymore! Hurry up, let's duel here! Hurry up and hack me to death!"

Yuan Sheng sighed, shaking his head with a helpless smile in his eyes.

"It's been so many years, you still haven't changed this point, every time you get angry, you will say this angry word to me, but you really haven't abandoned the way of swords these few years, have you also comprehended the artistic conception of [Jian You Tai Xu]? , I am very pleased to be able to meet again in the [Taixu Illusionary Realm] today..."

What kind of reunion between brothers and sisters, what is too illusory, you bastard, don't talk to yourself!

With one hand on his hip, Mo Zhen pointed at the other party with a knife in the other hand, trying to wake him up.

"I think your sister ran away from home not only to escape marriage, but to have a brother like you who can't figure out the situation is a headache! She keeps talking to herself and doesn't care whether others can bear it or not. !"

A sharp look flashed in Yuan Sheng's eyes, and he asked tentatively.

"Is...is that so? So..."

Mozhen rolled his eyes. It was the first time he felt so difficult talking to others. Of course, he didn't know that the pain when talking to him was far greater than this...

"Damn it! I am a pure and legal citizen of Heavenly Dragon Kingdom, can your sister learn my fluent accent!"

Hearing this, Yuan Sheng muttered a little unconvinced.

"My younger sister is smart. If she stays in Tianlong Shangguo for four years, she will definitely learn the accent very quickly..."

Just when Mozhen was going to say something about Tianlongshang Kingdom's characteristic Heavenly Lightning and Poisonous Curse to prove his identity, Yuan Sheng said suddenly.

"I thought you deliberately spoke Tianlong language to deceive me, but Zong Zongzi should not make fun of nationality. It seems that you are indeed not my sister."

Mo Zhen breathed a sigh of relief, his patient explanation was finally not in vain.

Suddenly, the aura on Yuan Sheng's body changed abruptly. If he was a sword in its sheath just now, then this sword has shown its sharpness now.

The fierce aura exuded by him added a bit of chill to the surrounding environment, and this chill was not comparable to the chill of cold jokes.

Hey hey hey! I'm going to draw my sword without saying a word, even if I admit the wrong person and become angry from embarrassment, don't do this, it's very out of character!
After taking a look at the surrounding environment, Mo Zhen realized that he and the other party were actually talking and had already climbed to the top of the mountain!
"Damn it, how did you get to the top of the mountain so quickly? It's so strange, is it really like the legend, 'Happy time is always short'? My God, talking with my sister, is there a kind of undiscovered Is your secret pleasure?!"

At this moment when there is no room for further development, Mozhen is thinking wildly while running the train train, and at the same time, he calmly pulls out his bottom-of-the-box stunt-up to 96-level language art.

"Wait! Actually... we both misunderstood each other!"

Hearing this, Yuan Sheng's eyes showed a trace of doubt, and his spirit also restrained.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Zhen immediately displayed [Impromptu Creation·Tongue Lotus Flower], and said in a serious manner.

"That's right, actually I didn't intend to fight you. There is a martial arts master who is proficient in martial arts on the top of this mountain. I thought you came to fight him..."

"Things in the world are always full of coincidences. You misunderstood me before, and now I misunderstood you too. This back and forth... Are we even!"

Hearing Mo Zhen's words, Yuan Sheng was silent for a second.

At this second, Mo Zhen once again felt the long feeling of infinitely extending time when he met the experts in the [Bureau of Order and Order].

Afterwards, as if the ice and snow melted, Yuan Sheng's face showed a smile facing the sea with spring flowers blooming.

Looking at the relieved expression on the other party's face, people who didn't know the cause and effect thought that Yuan Sheng had changed his mind because he was afraid of being cut off by Mo Zhen.

"So that's how it is...Is that so? Well, that's fine too."

Mamako, you are really different from me, you are very good at jokes, you who lied and canceled the duel to help me solve the misunderstanding... are really gentle!
Seeing the other party's relieved expression, Mo Zhen twitched the corners of his mouth.

Sure enough... this guy was unable to get down the steps just now, so hurry to silence him!
After the two-way misunderstanding was resolved, Yuan Sheng looked at the ancient temple-like building in the distance, and said slowly.

"Actually... I have indeed heard rumors about this master. I originally climbed the peak to fight him..."

ha?
Then you should have said it earlier!
Although his heart was galloping, the smile on Mo Zhen's face was still bright.

"That's really great. In fact, my biggest hobby is watching other people duel. Brother Yuan, don't you mind letting me watch the duel?"

At this time, Yuan Sheng seemed to understand something again, and looked at Mo Zhen with infinite emotion in his eyes.

That's right, Mamako must have come here to duel with that master, right?Sure enough, in order to give me the opportunity to duel, you are joking again...

Although Mo Zhen could feel that the eyes of the man next to him gradually became more and more strange, he could only pretend that he didn't see it, and walked towards the ancient temple bravely.

Alas... No way, who made me a glamorous artist?The temperament revealed in words and deeds will fascinate people, and I am helpless!

In the midst of narcissism, Mo Zhen suddenly found that he had already reached the entrance of the temple.

Another inexplicable distraction and arrived at the destination, this feeling is like...

Time speeds up!

(End of this chapter)