Zhutian Trading Center Station

Chapter 282 King Kong's Immortal Kidney, No Humanity

Love Apartments
"Landlord, how many years do you think life can last? Life is seventy years old and rare. Ten years are young and ten years old and weak. There are 50 years left. After the night, there are only 25 years left in life, so we have to ride the horses." Running wildly, the dragon swung its tail..."

In the excavator room on the top floor of the building where Love Apartment Community 3601 is located, new resident Lu Ziqiao sits in front of Xiao Han and talks eloquently. Makes sense.

Thinking back to my four years in college, thinking back to those younger sisters who delivered chicken soup every night, two lines of poems appeared in Xiao Han's mind out of thin air.

Stewardess nurse student girl, why not have fun in life!
"I think……"

Xiao Han pondered for a while, and looked directly at Lu Ziqiao, making the other person's heart tremble.

Xiao Han's eyes are really penetrating...

It seems that you can see the internal organs through the flesh, and it seems that you can also see what is in your heart.

In fact, Lu Ziqiao said so much, in fact, he was inducing Xiao Han, bringing Xiao Han into his life mode, sweeping the greenhouse without leaving a leaf on his body, so as to experience the real happiness of a man.

In this way, he can take advantage of the opportunity to propose a rent reduction.

As the saying goes, we carried guns together, peed together, whoring together...

That is, men's friendship is easily established in these things.

And once the friendship is established, it is not a matter of minutes to reduce the rent by one.

However, Lu Ziqiao didn't know Xiao Han well. All the girlfriends he had had could form a reinforced brigade, and this was the result of just four years.

And the purpose of buying an iPartment is actually to be able to continue to have parties, increase the number of girlfriend groups, and strive to be promoted from strengthening the brigade to strengthening the division, strengthening the army, and then endlessly...

Therefore, Xiao Han stretched out his right hand and said: "I think what you said is very reasonable, Lu Xiaobu, Xiao Han, who was given the nickname Langli Xiaobailong, Yezhaoyu Lion, and his net name: Rejector! "

Lu Ziqiao was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and then reacted in an instant. He quickly stretched out his right hand and shook it, thinking: So he is also a man in the world, and he just happens to have two swords combined, invincible!
That night, Lu Ziqiao held a grand party with Xiao Han's financial support.

In the lobby of the bar downstairs, through the person-to-person effect, more than a hundred beautiful girls even came to the party at the beginning, and they couldn't choose. There was no way, so Xiao Han had to leave his phone number first, and the others Later on...

On the eve of that night, a flying chess battle was held at the party.

Later that night, Xiao Han and ten high-quality girls said they were drunk and left the bar early.

The next day, Lu Ziqiao came to the roof to look for Xiao Han drunk.

As soon as he opened the elevator door, he saw ten rosy-faced girls walking out with each other's support, as if doing hundreds of leapfrogs.

"Wo Chao, is it true or not?! They are defeated like a mountain because they can kill ten in one pick?!"

"Brother Landlord, you are really a fighter among men!"

Lu Ziqiao stood at the door of the elevator in astonishment. One of the girls stretched out her hand and pushed her away.

crunch--

At this time, Xiao Han pushed the door and came out, wearing a three-piece suit of floral shirt, beach pants and flip flops, dressed as a charterer, and carrying a bulging black plastic bag in his hand. After seeing Lu Ziqiao, Xiao Han smiled slightly and said:
"Zi Qiao, good morning..."

However, before he finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao knelt down and slid over, hugged Xiao Han's thigh and said, "Master! I will call you Master, teach your apprentices your skills! I want to learn!"

"Give up, Ziqiao, and be your mortal with peace of mind. You can't learn my skills. After all, I am born with supernatural power, not a skill!"

Xiao Han patted Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder and comforted him.

He could understand Lu Ziqiao's thoughts.

Men, who can refuse a kidney that is indestructible!

It's a pity that his Vajra Immortality was forged by the sun refining method that has been practiced for hundreds of years. The power of this body cannot be achieved by eating some big kidneys and Liuwei Dihuang Wan.

"I don't care, I don't care, I'm going to learn from you, if you don't teach me, I won't get up!" Lu Ziqiao began to play a rogue.

He really wanted to have Xiao Han's one-to-one ability.

"Then I'll ask you three questions, and if you can answer them, I'll teach you."

Xiao Han had no choice but to say this.

"You ask!"

Lu Ziqiao said, thinking that I, Lu Xiaobu, have been in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and I haven't seen any scenes!

"First question, why do mice fly?"

Lu Ziqiao: "Huh??"

He was stunned for a moment, his mind was running fast, but he still couldn't find the answer.

So he said: "I know, you are a topic of debate, I said, mice can't fly!"

"Wrong, mice can fly!"

"why?"

"Eat the elixir..."

"..."

Is this hell a problem with carbon-based organisms? !

"Second question, why do snakes fly?"

Lu Ziqiao immediately slapped his thigh and said, "I know, I've eaten the elixir!"

"Wrong, the snake ate the mouse..."

"..."

Wo Chao, yes, why didn't I think of that!

"The third question, why do eagles fly?"

"I know, eating snakes, eating mice, and eating elixir! This time I'm right, I answered all the answers, let's see how you can judge me wrong!"

Lu Ziqiao said frantically, almost baring his teeth.

However, Xiao Han patted Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder and said: "The eagle can fly, Ziqiao, give up, you have no talent and qualifications..."

"The four realms of gods, humans, ghosts, and demons are ranked in order. You can be a mortal in peace, Lu Xiaobu."

Finally, Xiao Han gently pulled out his thigh, then stretched out his hand and threw the black plastic bag into the trash can, then turned and went back to the room.

At the elevator door, only Lu Ziqiao was left sadly.

But soon, he adjusted his emotions.

If you are weaker than others, then work hard!
Not long after, Lu Ziqiao found a part-time job in a gym.

Known as the Encouragement Teacher!

With the help of this part-time job, he encourages those well-qualified fat girls to lose weight, and at the same time flirts with them in the gym, allowing him to wow his tail at any time, and at the same time strengthen his physical exercise.

one day

When Xiao Han and Yifei Xiaoxian from 3601 downstairs were gathering at the bar.

Accidentally, Hu Yifei said: "Why haven't you seen Ziqiao around recently?"

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said casually: "You said Ziqiao, he recently found a part-time job in a gym, anyway, he is quite busy, so he doesn't have time."

"Gym!!"

However, in the next second, Xiao Han's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Yes! Gym! Why didn't I think of it!"

Xiao Han stood up straight away and left the bar in a hurry.

"What's up with him?"

"I don't know, maybe I want to exercise..."

"By the way, my online store has opened, would you like to buy some daily necessities?"

"Anything?"

"Mandolan, a strange flower from the Western Regions, violets, an enchanting perfume, a flash of ninja cheats, and..."

Before the words fell, Lu Zhanbo rushed in with his laptop in his arms, and said to Hu Yifei:
"Sister, your online store has been complained!"

……

Two days later

When Zeng Xiaoxian came to borrow soy sauce next door, he saw a pale Lu Ziqiao lying on the sofa.

"Zi Qiao! What's wrong with you, Zi Qiao?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked, rushed over to shake Lu Ziqiao, and at the same time put his hands under the other's nostrils, feeling relieved that he was still alive.

"Teacher Zeng, I'm fine, I'm just a little anemic..."

Lu Ziqiao woke up and said weakly.

"Why is Haoduanduan anemic? Could it be that Meijia won't give you food?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked in the direction of the restaurant while talking, and it was really empty there.

"Oh, it's not, but I'm unemployed!"

Lu Ziqiao cheered up for a while, and then immediately threw herself into Zeng Xiaoxian's arms and cried bitterly.

"Okay, okay, it's okay, Ziqiao, it doesn't matter if you are unemployed, I can ask a friend to help you find out where you need a part-time job, and bring you back to life as soon as possible."

Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to comfort Lu Ziqiao and said.

"Oh, that's not necessary, I have other ways to make money."

"Then why are you crying?! What a waste of my precious feelings!" Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said, throwing Lu Ziqiao back on the sofa.

"Oh, I just feel that life has lost its meaning..."

"How old are you? Why do you feel that life has no meaning when you are in your twenties?"

"Yes, they are both in their twenties, why is he a billionaire, but a negative man who doesn't even have a part-time job..."

"Huh? Who are you talking about?"

"landlord!"

"Why? What did he do to you?"

"I work part-time as an encourager in a gym. Who knew he bought all the gyms in this city and strictly prohibited me from entering! It's disgusting, this guy is so inhumane!"

"Encourager! What kind of job is that?"

"The point is not here, okay? The point is that he bought all the gyms, but he didn't let me, a bosom friend who went whoring together, uh, on the same floor, enter. This is really too much, I despise him!"

"I think you should be the one to despise, right? What are you going to do when you have Mika? That kind of job! It's so disgusting, I despise you!"

"What?! What is that kind of profession! I am a legitimate profession! Masseuse, lactationist, encourager, aren't these all legitimate professions?!"

"Really? Then tell me the details and I'll decide whether to despise you or not!"

"Okay, then let me tell you, hey, why should I care if you despise me..."

"Well, here I have three front-row tickets to Victoria's Secret. If you tell me the details of your mentor, I'll share one with you!"

"Okay! It's a deal!"

"By the way, there is another one. Zhanbo's words may not be very interesting. Guan Gu may not have time to catch up on the drawing. Why don't you give it to the landlord, so that we may be able to enter and exit his gym at will!"

"Wait, why did you give it to the landlord? I bought this ticket!"

"Very expensive! Are you sure you have money?"

"I don't have any money, at worst, I'll introduce you to a beautiful girl as compensation next time!"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao expressionlessly, then suddenly grinned and said:
"Okay! It's a deal!"

(End of this chapter)