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Chapter 242 One word: cheap
Zhang Yu's works were stolen, worth hundreds of millions, and attracted the attention of the whole people. The police naturally attached great importance to it and invested a lot of manpower and material resources to try to solve the case as soon as possible.

Those thieves had no escape.

Within two days, the case was solved and all the stolen works were recovered without any damage.

The painting and calligraphy exhibition continued, but the security was fully upgraded.

Lost and found, naturally makes this painting and calligraphy exhibition attract more attention.

This can be seen from the daily ticket sales.

The words "the most expensive item in history" gradually appeared on the Internet.

And the movie "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" has naturally attracted more attention.

Two days before New Year's Eve, Zhang Yu and Yang Ruoxue went back to their hometown together.

"Buy couplets?"

Zhang Yu's father, who listened to his mother's instructions to buy new year's goods, must not forget to buy couplets, and then said, "There seems to be a pen and paper at home, why don't I write it?"

"You wrote it?" Zhang Yuanchao said, "Forget it, it will probably be stolen within two days of posting."

"Steal?" Zhang Yu said with a smile, "Dad, you are a policeman after all!"

"Wealth touches people's hearts!" Zhang Yuanchao said, "I'm a policeman, so how can I still guard it all the time? You don't know who stole the Spring Festival couplets you wrote in your hometown."

"You don't know how much a piece of writing costs now?" Li Qingfang said with a smile, "It's too extravagant to post what you wrote."

Zhang Yuanchao and Li Qingfang were extremely proud of this.

Zhang Yu was dumbfounded.

In fact, his writing may not be worth that much money. Apart from celebrity blessings, it may have something to do with those two old men.

Maybe it's just high.

After a while, the heat will pass, and it is estimated that the price will drop a lot.

Of course, no matter how much it falls, it is still very valuable.

"Don't you want to buy door gods?" Yang Ruoxue asked suddenly.

"How to stick a door?" Zhang Yu said with a smile.

There are usually two door gods.

Zhang Yu used to have a gate in his hometown, so there was nothing wrong with sticking one on each side.

And the yard of Yang Ruoxue's house also has two doors, so the door gods are posted every Spring Festival.

Nowadays, this custom still exists in the countryside, and people in the city also post Spring Festival couplets, and what is pasted on the door is not a door god, but a "blessing".

All the houses in the city have a single door, how can they stick to the door god!

It is impossible for the door god to post one, right?

Maybe it was at home, Zhang Yu obviously felt that the atmosphere of the Spring Festival was much stronger than in previous years.

However, it is a pity that he did not stay at home for a few days.

On the first day of the new year, Zhang Yu and Yang Ruoxue flew back to Zhonghai early in the morning.

At this time, the Spring Festival movie has been released.

"Pre-sale box office, your movie is at the top of the list." Yang Ruoxue said to Zhang Yu with a smile.

"The real-time box office on the Internet is not accurate." Zhang Yu shook his head and said, "Besides, the peak movie viewing time is at night."

At this time, Zhang Yu didn't think he had won this time because he didn't lead the pre-sale box office.

Even if the box office wins on the first day, it may not be the final winner.

The reputation of "Urban Men and Women" is not bad.

Of course, the reputation of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" is not bad, but the controversy is much greater than the former.

"Why do you feel a little less confident this time?" Yang Ruoxue said with a smile, "It's not like you."

"I'm confident, but I'm not arrogant!" Zhang Yu said, "You can't think Feng Yongqing can't do it just because he failed in "Fengshen"!"

"That's true." Yang Ruoxue said, "With Feng Yongqing, no one in the circle would dare to say that they have absolute confidence."

Zhang Hang, Xu Sen and others probably won't do either.

No one denies that Feng Yongqing is a top-level director in the domestic director circle.

As a newcomer, Zhang Yu had much confidence in fighting with him.

"The times make heroes." Zhang Yu said, "Feng Yongqing's current status is actually due to the fact that he caught up with the good times. When it comes to directing ability, I personally think that he is inferior to Zhang Hang and others after all. Some."

"Tonight, I'll go with you. I'm also very interested in your movie." Yang Ruoxue said with a smile.

As for whether Zhang Hang is better than Feng Yongqing, she doesn't know.

However, she knew that what Zhang Yu said was definitely not because he had a good relationship with Zhang Hang and a bad relationship with Feng Yongqing.

In the evening, Wansheng Grand Cinema.

Zhang Yu and other main creators have all arrived,
It's not a premiere, it's just a road show, after all, the film has already been released.

A lot of media reporters came.

"Director Zhang, the pre-sale box office of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" is much higher than that of "Urban Men and Women" directed by Feng Yongqing. What do you think?"

"The pre-sale box office doesn't mean anything." Zhang Yu shook his head and said, "The last one with a smile is the winner."

"Then do you think you can have the last laugh?" the reporter asked repeatedly.

"When you watch this movie later, I believe you will have the last laugh." Zhang Yu said with a smile.

There is no answer, but it is also a metaphor.

He can have the last laugh.

"On the movie website, director Zhang's film is not as good as Feng's, and the word-of-mouth is even more polarized. What do you think of this?"

On the movie website, word-of-mouth has come out of all the movies released during the Spring Festival.

The highest score is "Serious Crime Unit 2", with [-] points.

Next is "Urban Men and Women" by Feng Yongqing, at [-]:[-].

And Zhang Yu's "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" initially scored only [-] points, but now it seems to have risen to [-] points.

This is also the film with the most fluctuations in ratings.

"It's expected." Zhang Yu said, "When you try something new, it is inevitable that some movie fans will need to accept it. The ratings on the movie website are actually higher than I expected."

"Many people commented that your film is purely a farce. How do you respond to this?"

Farce?
maybe.

"Benevolent people have different opinions." Zhang Yu said, "It is impossible for any film to satisfy everyone. The box office will tell everyone whether there are more people who like this movie or more people who don't like it."

The movie starts shortly.

The road show is not a premiere, and the "prelude" is not long.

In the opening scene, the main character has not even shown his face, and the jokes begin.

The acting seems a bit exaggerated.

Whether it's grabbing garbage, or that word, or the dialogue, it all gives people a sense of absurdity, but it doesn't make people feel uncomfortable. Instead, they can't help but want to laugh.

Nonsensical comedy?

Such an idea appeared in the minds of some media reporters and film critics.

This style of comedy is rare in the mainland, but it is not uncommon in Xiangjiang.

It's just that Xiangjiang movies have declined, and they are rare now.

However, people who often watched DVDs when they were young are actually no strangers to this style of comedy.

Soon everyone started fighting for Tang Bohu's calligraphy.

Then the camera switches.

From top to bottom, a row of pen holders first appeared, and then a hand stretched out to take one of the thick brushes.

Such a picture makes it easy to think that Tang Bohu is practicing calligraphy or painting with a brush.

Next, Tang Bohu, played by Zhang Yu, appeared, but what surprised people was that he didn't use a pen to write and paint, but brushed chicken wings with a pen dipped in soy sauce.

Some people with low laughs were directly amused by this unexpected scene.

"The young master is not in the mood to draw today, how many bags of trash can you take for them?"

A few lines of dialogue showed the value of Tang Bohu's paintings.

This reminded many people that Zhang Shisan's words were stolen, and whether his signature was worth anything or not was a hot search.

His work now also seems to be highly sought after.

Later, Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents, appeared on the stage.

"This is Liu Bo?"

As soon as Zhu Zhishan, played by Liu Bo, appeared on the stage, people were stunned.

It is completely subverting the image!

too cheap.

I have to say that Liu Bo's acting skills are amazing, no wonder he can win the best actor.

Heipi in "Crazy Stone", Geng Hao in "Crazy Racing", and the coach in "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

None of the characters seem to be repeated.But his performance can leave a deep impression on you.

This is what acting looks like!
He can play whoever the director wants.

"Brother Tang, help me!"

Liu Bo cried and begged as soon as he met, which was unexpected.

But Tang Bohu seemed to have expected Zhu Zhishan's behavior early in the morning, and he was not surprised by his behavior at all, but still said leisurely: "It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost in the casino again?"

"My parents are the ones who gave birth to me, brother Tang who knows me!"

"Among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy. Everyone knows it! The so-called wind blows the egg shell, and the wealth goes to people's peace. This is your motto, Brother Zhu, isn't it?"

"Thank you for your praise, but compared to Brother Tang, you are so unrestrained, I have no choice but to fall in the dust, right?"

Just one scene undoubtedly made the audience remember the role of Zhu Zhishan.

One word: cheap!

Undoubtedly, Liu Bo expressed the word "cheap" to the fullest. This kind of shameless words came out of his mouth, but they were extremely humorous, and they seemed to be taken for granted.

Tang Bohu cursed and refused to help, Zhu Zhishan begged bitterly, and finally made a tragic oath, Tang Bohu nodded.

Then, how Tang Bohu paints was immediately shown.

Liu Bo took off his clothes neatly and only wore a hat. His appearance was so ridiculous that people couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Zhu Zhishan asked all the doubts of the audience.

The answer was soon revealed.

It was not Tang Bohu who answered this question, but a pot of ink Tang Bohu poured over, and Zhu Zhishan was directly drenched into a black man.

The exciting and cheerful music melody sounded, and Tang Bohu grabbed a thick brush and stuck it into Zhu Zhishan's mouth, and then displayed his amazing painting skills.

The audience in the audience looked at Tang Bohu on the big screen in amazement, watching Zhu Zhishan being tossed and tossed with Tang Bohu's painting, until he was directly tossed and foamed at the mouth.

And Tang Bohu's paintings are not finished yet.I saw Tang Bohu displaying his superb lightness kung fu, like a butterfly dancing on the paper, the last one rolled and landed steadily on the ground.

Looking at this picture at this time, it seems that it is not very good. Under the curiosity of the audience, Tang Bohu took a sip of tea, and then "poof!" Sprayed the tea on the whole painting.

The tea was sprayed on the white paper, and an ordinary, messy painting suddenly turned decayed into a magical one, becoming a picture of "the eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world".

The servant and Zhu Zhishan were dumbfounded in the movie, and the audience outside the movie were also dumbfounded.

Of course, some special effects are naturally added here.

You can still paint like this!
The miraculous "Eagle Spreading Its Wings, Swallowing the World Map" has amazed countless audiences.

Even those insiders, who clearly knew that it was produced through post-production and had no technical content at all, were still shocked by this way of expression.

Of course, what was even more shocking was that the painting was actually made by Zhang Shisan.

Although when he painted, it was impossible to look like in the movie.

Isn't it shocking enough that such a painting could be drawn?

The shock was fleeting.

After all, the value of Zhang Shisan's calligraphy and painting has long been known to everyone.

The film continues.

Although it has just started, it has successfully mobilized the audience's emotions, and in just a few minutes, there have been several points that made the audience burst into laughter.

Seeing the audience's reaction, Zhang Yu immediately felt relieved.

Zhu Zhishan, who was foaming at the mouth after being beaten, unexpectedly came back to life at this moment, and asked curiously: "It's really amazing, even if you beat him to death, it's worth it. What kind of trick is this?"

"Isn't it spectacular?" Tang Bohu said complacently in a rather stinky tone: "This is called the picture of the eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world with anger. This painting is enough to pay off your [-] taels. Please don't bother me in the future."

Zhu Zhishan seemed extremely satisfied, and said: "That's for sure, for sure! But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that he can make my chest double points into flowers, my palms into trees, my buttocks into stones, my front feet into clouds, and my back feet into clouds." Foot into a mountain!"

Following Zhu Zhishan's words, the picture brought a close-up to the painting, which once again amazed countless audiences.

This idea is undoubtedly perfect.

"Hey. Which part of my body was used to paint that majestic eagle?"

Zhu Zhishan discovered the New World and pointed to the majestic and majestic eagle painted on the paper.

After Tang Bohu said something contemptuous, he left.

Zhu Zhishan, who was hit and became dazed, was left behind.Suddenly Zhu Zhishan grinned and said, "Alright, hey, it's still got a hook!"

"Hahahahaha!"

When seeing this, almost everyone couldn't help laughing.

Regardless of media reporters, film critics, or ordinary movie fans, everyone burst into laughter.

Although the stalk is colored, it is not harmful.

Adults.

The people next to Liu Bo looked at Liu Bo.

The lights in the cinema hall were dim, but Liu Bo also felt the other party's gaze, and was immediately embarrassed.

There is a kind of embarrassment that the society died on the spot.

However, based on this alone, the character of Zhu Zhishan came to life and left an extremely deep impression on the audience.

This first story is over.

While making people laugh out loud, one can't help but think to oneself, a painting of Tang Bohu can be worth [-] taels, and he is the first of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River.

Tang Bohu is so obsessed, so the winner of life who is so obsessed, still needs to sneak into Washington to chase Qiuxiang?
(End of this chapter)