What should I do if my girlfriend is famous and doesn't dump me?

Chapter 55 Whoever sees you has to bow their heads
Guo Lin is now twenty-four or five years old, two or three years older than Zhang Yu.

Many people at this age have already been urged to marry.

"You said my son is not ugly, why can't he find a girlfriend?" Guo Yue said.

Guo Lin's appearance is just like his mother's, and he is quite handsome.

Of course, there is no advantage in the entertainment industry where handsome guys are everywhere.

It can only be said that the appearance does not take off.

"Has the question and answer started?" Zhang Yu asked.

"Is there a difference?" Guo Yue said, "Then you should start!"

"Maybe it's not that your son can't be found, but that he didn't dare to tell you." Zhang Yu said.

"Why?" Guo Yue said, "He's in his twenties, why don't I let him fall in love? It's too late for me to urge him!"

"Maybe I'm afraid that after telling you, he will have to call himself girlfriend. Mom!" Zhang Yu said with a smile.

Change your name to Mom?

Guo Yue was taken aback for a moment, but then he realized that his face brightened instantly.

"Ha ha!"

The audience in the audience also came back to their senses and couldn't help laughing immediately.

"Hey, I can still snatch my son's girlfriend!" Guo Yue smiled and said, "I have the heart but not the guts! There are shrews in the family, you will know later."

"There is no one who knows a father like a son!" Zhang Yu said.

"I understand why you asked me if the Q&A has started." Guo Yue shook his head and said, "I have met my opponent!"

The strange question and answer started, so there was no scruples in the answer.

Wonderful question, wonderful answer.

"Okay, let's not talk about our kid." Guo Yue said, "If that kid watched this episode and used this reason to prevaricate me, wouldn't his mother want me to kneel on the washboard?"

As soon as Guo Yue said this, the audience in the audience laughed.

Kneeling on the washboard is naturally a joke.

In Guo Yue's cross talk, he often portrays himself as a bronchitis.

"Your daughter-in-law and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"

Guo Yue asked.

This problem is very common, and it is estimated that many people have encountered it.

Although it is a cliché, it is good to have an effect.

"I don't have a wife yet," Zhang Yu said.

"Then your girlfriend and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?" Guo Yue changed his name and continued to ask.

"What was your previous question?" Zhang Yu asked with a puzzled expression.

"Your daughter-in-law and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"

Guo Yue naturally knew the purpose of Zhang Yu's question, but let me repeat it.

"Save my wife!" Zhang Yu said simply.

"Oh?" Guo Yue raised his eyebrows and said, "Why? Are you not afraid that others will say you are unfilial?"

"It's not like my mother didn't have her husband to help me!" Zhang Yu said lightly.

Guo Yue was stunned.

Can this question be answered like this?
"Clap clap clap!"

But the audience applauded.

Yup!

I save my daughter-in-law, my father is his daughter-in-law.

It's all about saving the daughter-in-law, there's nothing wrong with it.

The problem of who the daughter-in-law and mother will save is solved in this way?
"Is your dad not there?" Guo Yue said.

"Swimming was taught by my mother." Zhang Yu said lightly, "My wife can also swim."

"Aren't you without a wife? How do you know he can swim!" Guo Yue said a little speechlessly.

"I have a girlfriend!" Zhang Yu said, "Will she be my wife in the future?"

"What you said makes sense." Guo Yue nodded and said.

Zhang Yu smiled.

"Then your wife and your brother fell into the water at the same time, neither of them can swim, who will you save first?" Guo Yue then asked.

This problem is obviously not as tangled as before.

It was a test of love and family before, but now it is a test of love and friendship.

"I just want to know how my wife and my brother fell into the water at the same time." Zhang Yu asked.

He seemed angry.

Guo Yue was taken aback for a moment, and then came to his senses.

"Hey, what you asked made me feel that there is a huge amount of information!" Guo Yue said with a smile, "You can't push it down, can you?"

As soon as he said this, the audience in the audience immediately understood, and then burst into laughter.

why?
I didn't think there was anything before, but when Guo Yue said this, he immediately felt that the head of the person being asked was green.

What else can I save?

Maybe it was just pushing it down on its own.

"Okay, let's see what weird questions netizens have?" Guo Yue said with a smile.

The effect of this question has already been exhausted, and if it continues, it will be superfluous.

"How can a person get up instantly?" Guo Yue said.

"Is this question weird?" Zhang Yu asked doubtfully.

"The question is not weird. If you answer it weirdly, it is a weird question." Guo Yue said.

"It's actually very agreeable to let a person get up instantly." Zhang Yu said, "Just one sentence is enough."

"What?" Guo Yue said.

"My husband is back." Zhang Yu said lightly.

"puff!"

Guo Yue was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help laughing.

The audience who reacted under the stage also immediately laughed.

"This not only makes people get up instantly, but also makes people jump out of the window." Guo Yue said with a smile.

"Okay, let's take a look at another netizen's question." Guo Yue continued, "Why does the boat of friendship capsize as soon as it says it will?"

"How can you fall in love if you don't turn over!" Zhang Yu said.

Guo Yue:.
The audience in the audience was puzzled.

What do you mean?
"Is this killing both men and women?" Guo Yue said immediately.

As soon as he said this, the audience in the audience reacted instantly, and then their faces became extremely exciting.

I couldn't help but shiver when I thought about it.

Don't capsize the boat of friendship.

Guo Yue asked a few more questions.

Not to mention how weird it is.

There are so many episodes of this program, where are there so many weird questions.

If the same problem occurs repeatedly, the impact on the program will obviously not be small.

But as soon as Zhang Yu answered, the question suddenly became strange.

This undoubtedly made the host Guo Yue feel more relaxed.

In the past, those seemingly ordinary problems became strange, largely because of Guo Yue.

But this time without his effort, Zhang Yu opened his mouth and immediately became strange.

"Who's coming next?"

Guo Yue smiled and looked at the audience.

This is a new link, that is, the audience asks questions.

"Just you!"

Guo Yue pointed to a girl and said.

The girl was taken aback.

She didn't raise her hand at all.

However, she still picked up the microphone, thought about it, and then asked, "Why do girls have 'body fragrance' but men don't?"

"Maybe it's because the cosmetics are pickled." Zhang Yu said.

That girl:
audience:.
The corners of Guo Yue's mouth twitched.

"Why are you talking about men and not boys?" Zhang Yu asked, "Do boys have body fragrance?"

The girl was stunned by Zhang Yu's question.

"Don't care about these details." Guo Yue said, "We have the next one!"

Question and answer continues.

Question: "Why are freshmen who just entered college so eager to fall in love?"

Zhang Yu said: "Maybe they naively think that they don't have a girlfriend because high school prohibits puppy love."

Q: Why does my ex-girlfriend keep following me?
Zhang Yudao: Knowing that you are not doing well, I am relieved.

The recording of the program will soon be over.

"Time flies!" Guo Yue said with a smile, "This episode is the most relaxing one I have ever recorded."

Guo Yue got up and shook hands with Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu quickly stood up and shook hands with him.

"Huh? I just realized that you are so tall." Guo Yue said with a smile.

"Actually, I am very envious of Mr. Guo." Zhang Yu said, "Anyone who sees you has to bow their heads."

When Guo Yue heard it, he laughed.

This young man is very good at talking!
(End of this chapter)