What should I do if my girlfriend is famous and doesn't dump me?

Chapter 76 What Are You Seeing Me Doing?
"Lying down is like a bow, standing like a pine tree, sitting still without shaking like a bell, walking like a gust of wind. Southern Fist and Northern Leg, Shaolin Wudang Kung Fu, Tai Chi Eight Diagrams Linked Palm, China has magical skills!"

Zhang Yu has a god-level singing skill, even if it's just singing a cappella, it's amazing.

He then sang a few lines of "Chinese Kung Fu".

When he opened his mouth, both the guests and the audience were undoubtedly stunned.

Really sing!
This song seems to be pretty good!
After singing up to this point, Zhang Yu smiled and said, "It should be fine, right?"

"can!"

"It must be possible!"

Ma Teng and the others said quickly.

The four members of Shen Ling's team were silent and shook their heads helplessly.

Although it is only a few sentences, it can be seen that this song is really related to "Kung Fu".

Even if the title of the song is "Kung Fu", there is nothing wrong with it.

"Thirteen, to be honest, do you really have such a song, or did you improvise it?" Shen Ling couldn't help asking.

Judging from just now, Zhang Yu may have really improvised. If so, it would be extremely scary to think about it.

Awesome!

It's just too unbelievable.

"Is it important?" Zhang Yu said with a smile.

It doesn't seem that important.

The outcome of this game is set.

Shen Ling didn't continue to ask, and there was no need to continue to ask.

She already has the answer.

At this moment, she was extremely shocked.

Cheng Jie and the others obviously noticed it too.

"Is it our turn now?" Zhang Limin immediately looked at Guo Lin, who had no sense of presence, and said, "Xiao Linzi, come here!"

Guo Lin was taken aback. He probably didn't expect Zhang Limin to come here.

However, he also knew that Zhang Limin was taking care of him.

"I have "Three-Year Simulation of Five-Year College Entrance Examination"!"

Guo Lin seemed to remember something, and said immediately.

Cheng Jie and his son: .
Shen Ling: .
Hu Lanxin:
"puff!"

Zhang Yu and the others instantly smiled.

I'm afraid there is really no one else on this stage.

They certainly had, though.

"I will be drunk!"

Cheng Jie said confidently.

I'm set on this one.

The others didn't need to look, he looked directly at Zhang Yu.

He didn't say he would do drunken boxing, but he just didn't believe that Zhang Yu would take it.

Others also looked at Zhang Yu.

"I can!"

Zhang Yu smiled and said.

He really will.

"You sing!" Shen Ling said immediately after hearing it.

"You really sang, I admire!" Cheng Jie said.

"Then sing!" Zhang Yu smiled and said, "As a singer-songwriter, the most important thing is songs!"

"It's not good!" Shen Ling said quickly.

For a singer-songwriter, improvisation is not difficult, but the difficulty lies in the quality of the songs he creates.

"I am tossed and turned upside down, like waves. There are thousands of grievances, just laugh it off. I go low, I go high, and I wobble and refuse to fall. I know what is going on in the wine."

Zhang Yu immediately had a few words of Changle.

Point to end.

He wouldn't be foolish enough to sing the song completely.

Shen Ling and others: .
Ma Teng and others:.
audience:.
"Just ask if you accept it or not?"

Ma Teng came back to his senses, laughed, then got up and said loudly.

"Whether you are convinced or not, I just want to ask when the full version of the song will be released." Shen Ling said.

"Let's talk!" Zhang Yu said with a smile.

"Convinced!" Cheng Jie shook his head and said with a sigh, "However, I know a lot of boxing skills. I don't believe that you can write songs, and you can write them so well."

He had to admit that even if it was only a few sentences in "Drunken Master", it described Drunken Master very vividly.

It is said that Zhang Shisan is very talented, and today I have seen it.

The audience in the audience was obviously shocked.

If once is a coincidence, what about twice?

Have a script?
Obviously it is impossible.

Zhang Shisan doesn't have that much fun, let an international superstar like Cheng Jie accompany him to perform such a show.

I'm afraid he really improvised that song.

This talent, I'm afraid there is no one left.

"No more!" Zhang Yu said with a smile, "However, as a musician, I basically know musical instruments. You may know common pianos and guitars. But the erhu, dulcimer, suona, flute, drum and other national instruments , I don’t believe it, you will too.”

"Brother Jie, he threatened us!" Shen Ling pointed at Zhang Yu angrily and said.

Of course, that angry look was exaggerated, and anyone could tell that she wasn't really angry.

"What musical instrument do you know?" Cheng Jie asked.

He was not angry at Zhang Yu's words.

What's more, it's just recording a show.

"Allegro counts?" Shen Ling said, "However, Guo Lin will definitely do it too."

"Why don't we compare whether we know it or not?" Cheng Ming said, "For example, do I have a Xiangjiang ID card?"

Zhang Yu and the others are not from Xiangjiang, so it is impossible to have them.

"Now it's our turn." Ma Teng said with a smile, "Thirteen, go!"

"I know Arabic." Zhang Yu said with a smile.

Cheng Jie and the others were taken aback for a moment, thinking that Zhang Yu would say what kind of musical instrument he knew.

I didn't expect such a sentence to come.

However, the imagination is relieved.

If Zhang Yu really talked about musical instruments, then this game would be boring.

At this moment, Cheng Jie seemed to think of something, and then he smiled dumbly.

They looked at each other, then shook their heads.

"You don't learn so many foreign languages, why learn Arabic!" Shen Ling complained, "You can learn English, Japanese, French and so on!"

"Who said I can't?" Zhang Yu said lightly.

"What?"

Everyone was taken aback, and Shen Ling looked at Zhang Yu in astonishment, and said, "You can't tell me those foreign languages, can you?"

"meeting!"

Zhang Yu nodded.

"Why do you learn so many foreign languages?" Shen Ling said.

Are you proficient in multiple languages?

Have!
But for artists like them, it's really unnecessary.

It doesn't apply at all.

So why waste that time and experience?
"The world is so big, I want to see it." Zhang Yu said with a smile, "I was afraid that the language would be different, so I learned a few more."

"Scholar! For traveling, I have learned so many foreign languages."

Ma Teng said with some sighs.

Everyone else nodded.

"What kind of academic master!" Zhang Yu shook his head and said, "I only got a dozen points in English in the college entrance examination. Otherwise, I might not apply for art colleges."

"Ten points?" Hu Lanxin said in surprise, "If I remember correctly, the English score for the college entrance examination is [-] points, right?"

She is now a junior, one year younger than Zhang Yu, and has only passed the college entrance examination for two years.

"Be brave after realizing your shame!" Zhang Yu said lightly.

His foreign language performance is really bad.

Otherwise, he might not have chosen to rely on art schools.

However, he knows so many foreign languages, it really has nothing to do with "knowing the shame and then being brave", it is purely a gift from the system.

The competition continues.

Driven by the two regular guests, Shen Ling and Ma Teng, the atmosphere was lively, and some of the meetings became more and more bizarre.

What mole on the chest, handstand jumping out.

In the end, Team Maten won.

The atmosphere of the program was very good, and then entered the second link: continuous upgrading.

And the topic of this episode: Unlucky!

There is no most unlucky, only more unlucky.

The Shen Ling team lost the last round, so they started this round, and Zhang Yu and others took over.

"A man and his girlfriend are deeply in love, and they are about to kiss, but suddenly they have diarrhea!"

Shen Ling smiled and said.

This is really bad luck!

"Why are you looking at me?" Seeing everyone looking at him, Zhang Yu said speechlessly, "Sister Ling, you can make up a name. Like you, many people have brought me in. After all, the stage I have a girlfriend."

(End of this chapter)