I became the sun god.

Chapter 25 Ton Ton Ton

Chapter 25 Ton Ton Ton

"Open the table!"

After the pious prayer ceremony, the old patriarch gave an order with a red face.

The believers, whose eyeballs were red with greed, rushed towards the iron pots like hungry tigers.

"Keep order, don't mess!"

"This is the food given to us by the great sun god, and we should enjoy it with gratitude."

"Ada, lead someone to control the scene!"

Seeing the chaotic situation, the old patriarch stamped his feet loudly while maintaining order.

Fortunately, the sun god is supreme in the hearts of believers.

The old patriarch lifted the sun god out, and the believers had to calm down no matter how greedy they were.

After restoring basic order, the old patriarch began to distribute food.

Everyone is holding cutlery and queuing up to receive instant noodles and beer.

The tableware in the tribe is also very simple.

Rough bowls made of clay and burnt paper, and chopsticks cut from branches are the common tableware of the tribe.

The golden noodles are picked into the rough pottery bowl, and a few spoons of golden noodle soup are scooped on the spoon made of wood, and the rich sound is so tangy.

Everyone held the pottery bowl like a treasure.

After the big bowl of noodles, the believer took the pottery bowl to find a place to squat down, and started to eat the noodles stumbling.

babble babble!

After a while, the whole tribe was filled with the sound of noodle.

"It's so delicious!"

"I have never eaten such delicious food in my life."

"The seniors in the Kingdom of God must be able to eat such food every day, right?"

"God of the Sun, thank you for giving me food."

The impact on taste buds brought by instant noodles made every believer show a satisfied expression.

The old people in the tribe had their beards stained with noodle soup, but they couldn't help soaking them in their hands.

The food bestowed by the gods is so delicious, not a single bit of it should be wasted.

Satisfaction on the taste buds brings spiritual satisfaction.

Believers of the Yanyang tribe, while indulging in the deliciousness of instant noodles, are grateful to the gods.

And those new humans are almost in the same state.

Even instant noodles hit them harder.

They never imagined that the gods could be so benevolent.

They never imagined that one day they would eat food from the Kingdom of God.

All this is bestowed by the great sun god.

So satisfied with this kind of taste buds, many people began to praise the gods from the bottom of their hearts, and also began to believe in the gods from the bottom of their hearts.

This belief is far more pious than normal.

What is normal time?
Normally, in this wilderness, without the protection of the gods, it is impossible to survive.

Whether it is on weekdays or when you go out, you need to sacrifice to the sun god and pray for the protection of the sun god.

In this unique background, as long as people are fooled into coming, they must believe in themselves.

But that kind of belief is not as good as it is now.

With a meal of instant noodles, I successfully conquered their hearts and made them respect themselves from the bottom of their hearts.

"It's a group of lovely believers..."

Qin Ran watched all this with a smile.

From the perspective of a modern person, it is simply incredible that a meal of instant noodles can conquer a group of people.

In a modern context, if the gods give you a bag of instant noodles, how would you feel in your heart?
But now it's different!
For everyone, instant noodles are delicacies that have never been experienced before.

These new believers were already at a loss in their hearts.

And at this time, the supreme sun god came and gave them food regardless of their closeness.

This kind of tolerance and bestowment, let everyone keep in mind.

"I just don't know what will happen to you if you drink alcohol."

Qin Ran sat on the pyramid, watching all this quietly.

Tons of tons!
Well!
In Qin Ran's eyes, a big man with big arms and round waist quickly set his sights on Baijiu.

The transparent and fragrant liquid made the big man's saliva secrete crazily.

Finally, he couldn't take it anymore.

Finding that no one was paying attention to him, the big man quietly picked up the wine bottle and poured tons of wine into his mouth.

But just after taking a few sips, the spicy and mellow taste in his mouth made him blush.

People who have never drank baijiu, who is not cautious when drinking baijiu for the first time?

And this idiot ton ton is just three bites down.

The momentum of the baijiu came up all at once, making his big face flush instantly.

"What is this, why is it so spicy?"

The burning sensation in his mouth made the big man subconsciously want to spit out the wine.

But when he thought that this was a good wine bestowed by the gods, the big man suppressed his discomfort and drank it.

It was as if a raging fire flowed from his throat to his stomach, and the refreshing feeling that only high-alcohol liquor had was manifested as soon as he swallowed it.

"Cool!"

"Is this the fine wine bestowed by the gods!"

The big man couldn't help shouting loudly, which attracted everyone's attention.

Sensing the gazes around him, the old man blushed, and then said timidly:

"The wine given to us by the great sun god..."

"It's really delicious, why don't you try it too?"

Tons of tons!
Tons of tons!
Tons of tons!
With the attitude of giving it a try, many people also began to follow suit, and were naturally conquered by Baijiu.

And as alcohol began to affect the brain, the atmosphere of the entire tribe began to become active.

"Brother, let me tell you, you will mess with me from now on."

"Our tribe doesn't pay much attention to it. We will be a family when we come here."

"I think you are tall and big, you will go hunting with me in the future?"

"Hey hey, the new girl is quite attractive."

"Doesn't brother have a place to live? When you come to me tomorrow, I'll bring a few brothers to build a house for you."

"Let me tell you, our sun god is too great."

"I told you that you might not believe it, but the sun god actually came down to our tribe."

"Hahahaha, we are the descendants of the sun!"

Liquor was on top soon.

The people under the influence of alcohol completely lost their previous barriers and began to drink with each other shoulder to shoulder.

This is what Qin Ran wants to see.

The integration of a new group is definitely not that simple.

This involves people's hearts and interests.

Although the will of the gods is supreme, it still cannot change the hearts of the people.

But liquor is different!
This thing is the first choice for ice-breaking culture!
The will of the gods and a big meal of wine are enough to break the gap between the two tribes as quickly as possible.

As for what will happen in the future, it depends on the ability of the old patriarch.

"Ok?"

Qin Ran, who watched all this with a smile, suddenly frowned unconsciously.

He found that many people had already started to urinate.

This is not the point, drinking will make you want to go to the toilet.

But what do you mean by pissing anywhere?
I started to pee in front of so many people, and there were people booing around.

Nima!

Even more!

(End of this chapter)

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