Help!Crazy apprentices actually want to commit the following crimes

Chapter 138 You, Brother

"Xuanyuan Qingshuang, you..."

"Call Master!"

Xuanyuan Qingshuang's light eyes pressed over, making Xiao Hanyu's anger suffocate in his heart, he poured tea and drank a couple of sips, and looked him up and down:
"Aren't you tired and in pain? I see you are in good spirits!"

Having said that, Xiao Hanyu felt a pain in his stomach and heart.

It is absolutely impossible to go to Sang Erniang's appointment at night!

Xiao Hanyu had a stinking face, walked to the side and sat down, and without giving Xuanyuan Qingshuang a look, he propped his knees and stared at the ground.

The young man was throwing a temper tantrum, swollen like a puffer fish, his lips were pale, thin sweat was seeping from his forehead, and his cheeks were flushed with excitement.

It looks extraordinarily well-behaved and lovely!

Xuanyuan Qingshuang went to sit beside him, brushed a few strands of hair on the young man's forehead with her fingertips, and said in a cold voice with a smile from the bottom of her heart:

"What, are you angry?

"Didn't you justly tell the teacher that you are not a child anymore?"

"I……"

Xiao Hanyu was short of words for a while, so he turned his face away, too lazy to talk to this messy woman.

Since he thought that he became someone else's master, he was very mature, and his daily behavior, which one was not more childish than him?
Heh, anyway, she's a little out of her mind, so I can't explain it to her!
Xuanyuan Brain Sick Qingshuang went online, rubbed Xiao Hanyu's head, bent his lips and coaxed lovingly:

"Oh, are you angry?

"I've been bored for so long, shouldn't my stomach hurt?
"Come, come, lift up the clothes, let the teacher feel if the wound has healed?"

The role-playing became more and more advanced, and even the soft redundancies were used.

In Xuanyuan Qingshuang's eyes, Xiao Hanyu is not even a primary school student, let alone a grown man.

Well, it should be more like a toddler babbling.

Xiao Hanyu: Who is your cub?Who is with you?

Xiao Hanyu's cheeks were flushed with anger, and he stretched out his slender hands very naturally, making him jump a foot away in fright.

Still touching?
What a tiger's word!
If you are mentally ill, go to the doctor as soon as possible, don't harm him, an innocent young man who has not experienced much in the world!

After some diagnosis and treatment, it ended when Ji Feigou jumped down.

Xiao Hanyu was weak, pitiful and helpless, huddled on the head of the bed, staring straight at the leisurely woman not far away, like a young girl who was abandoned by others.

Gan, what is the nine-day moon and alpine snow lotus?
It's clearly a beast in clothes!
"What are you staring at me for?
"I just pressed your wound to see how the situation is, and I didn't deliberately lighten you! Boy, make it bigger!"

Xuanyuan Qingshuang said seriously.

Xiao Hanyu: "..."

Just bullying him can't beat her!
When Xiao Hanyu had enough self-isolation, it was time for the meal, Xuanyuan Qingshuang had drunk the spiritual energy for more than a month, and hadn't even eaten a bite of food.

So she took the cub who was still sulking to the first floor for dinner.

There were no doors to the compartments on both sides of the straight corridor, and they were used as a lobby. When they went down, many people were already seated.

The climate in the void is harsh, the land is barren, and the food is very simple. The dishes are nothing more than frying, steaming and frying night-eating falcons and ground squirrels, as well as some strange and unheard of foods.

Xuanyuan Qingshuang ordered five catties of falcon and squirrel mixed marinade for the little disabled Xiao Hanyu, sliced ​​it into thin slices, dipped it in the special sauce of Guimeng Inn, ordered "Wang Qiushui" and "Wang Jungui", and ordered a pot of cold water for herself.

Of course, those two dishes with strange names are also Xiao Hanyu's.

Xuanyuan Qingshuang is not the first person to eat crabs among the two master and apprentice!

Xiao Hanyu didn't feel the deep malice until the dishes were served, his thin lips were pursed into a line, his right hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly, and he looked at the opposite person in disbelief.

On the table is a pile of green eyeballs the size of pigeon eggs, and a plate of legs of some monster with hooves, which are really scary.

Those who didn't know thought they had entered a black shop!
Look, these are ordered by Master for him!
He has reason to suspect that his master is avenging himself, no, he is the one who has been bullied all the time!

Can I change to another master, I have survived her tyrannical cold air, and now I am still dying...

Xuanyuan Qingshuang turned her face sideways, suppressed the discomfort in her heart, and said with emotion against her will:

"'Looking at the autumn water', looking through the autumn water, isn't it that the eyes are pierced, the last set of eyeballs is fine!
"As for this 'Looking forward to your return', I wish I could discount the legs of people who go out, so that they won't run away, so there is nothing wrong with this set of monster legs!"

She was a little guilty, and in order to conceal her apology for pointing out the dark dishes, she personally snatched the boy's chopsticks, wiped them with a clean handkerchief, and forcefully stuffed them back into the boy's hands.

"Cub, don't let down the good intentions of... mother!"

She changed her tune just in time.

Xiao Hanyu clapped his chopsticks:
"division……"

"Yeah, so cute!"

Being robbed of the topic again, Xiao Hanyu was a little autistic.

Xuanyuan Qingshuang swept around, those people's mouths were full of oil, when they ate "Wang Qiushui", it was so crunchy and juicy that she almost spit out her bile.

Seeing more and more people coming, it seems to be wondering why they don't eat.

Xuanyuan Qingshuang still wanted to rely on these people in the lobby to inquire about the news of her departure, so naturally she didn't want to be taken aback by them.

On the surface, he was calmly drinking the cold water worth three low-grade spirit stones, and looked at Xiao Hanyu threateningly and alluringly.

Xiao Hanyu moved his hand on the table slightly, his black eyes gradually darkened.

After a while, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he asked the opposite woman through sound transmission:

"Master really wants me to eat?"

I don't eat anyway!
Xuanyuan Qingshuang propped her elbows on the table, leisurely turning the small black cracked teacup, and raised her eyebrows, clearly saying "ang".

Very upright!

Xiao Hanyu suppressed the light in his eyes, moved to Xuanyuan Qingshuang's left hand and sat down, beckoned to her, and motioned her to listen to her.

Xuanyuan Qingshuang thought to herself, when did my good disciple become so bold to appoint a master?
Still made it through.

"It's not impossible to let me eat, unless..."

The hot and humid breath sprayed in the ears, and the young man's voice was deep, mysterious and unpredictable, like a deep pool stirred by the wind at night, full of danger, making people sink into mud.

Xuanyuan Qingshuang didn't change much, but felt a little itchy in her ears, and subconsciously turned to the left.

The thin lips touched the edge of the ear, and the icy cold feeling turned into an electric current in an instant, passing through Xiao Hanyu's whole body.

He involuntarily clenched the hands on his knees, looking at the woman who tilted her head and glanced at him ignorantly, asking "what", her eyes were dark.

Rolling his Adam's apple, he stated his bold condition:
"Promise me that we won't pretend to be mother and son and brother and sister."

Xuanyuan Qingshuang tilted her head, showing the whites of her eyes.

Still disgusted, she doesn't have such a big son yet!
Feeling a little too much, Xiao Hanyu took a step back:
"Pretend to be a sister?"

It's just a name, it doesn't matter!
Xuanyuan Qingshuang responded kindly, stretched out her chopsticks and put her eyeballs into Xiao Hanyu's bowl, and said with a smile:
"Eat quickly, brother!"

You little brother!
Xiao Hanyu: "..."

I always feel that this sister-brother relationship is not right!

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　　Xiao Hanyu: "Master, is there something wrong with your little brother?"

　　Qingshuang: "Didn't you want to be a younger brother?"

　　Xiao Hanyu: "..."

　　Qingshuang: "I will lay down my life for my teacher to accompany my younger brother!"

　　Xiao Hanyu: "..."

　　Qingshuang: "Brother, eat quickly!"

　　Xiao Hanyu: "Master, please stop screaming!"

　　Qingshuang: "Okay, brother!"

　　


(End of this chapter)