Xiuxian: Hahaha, here comes the chicken soup
Chapter 2 Goo?cluck... cluck!
Chapter 2 Goo?cluck... cluck!
"for example?"
[Let them become weak, or lure them to become weak, their lives are negative enough, or they do harm to the society, and then redeem them, so that they can get more points. 】
Yi Zhiji only felt her scalp go numb: "Are you sure you are a system that promotes positive energy?"
【Yes, 233 is just providing you with a reasonable plan. Do you need 233 to explain the task for you? 】
"No need." Yi Zhiji refused angrily, looking at Zeimei's shiny knife, thinking about ways to escape.
When he came over with a knife, I shoveled... Cough, no, I swung my leg, cut the rope on the paw with the knife, and ran away!
These two little thieves forgot to close the door. With my experience of chasing chickens when I was a child, the probability of being caught is very low!
As for the points, first survive and then consider how to earn them.
But the two of them were reluctant to come over with the knife.
"Here," Zeimei handed the knife to Shuyan, "The knife is sharpened, you come to kill."
"Eh? Didn't you come? I haven't killed a chicken yet!"
"I stole this chicken! I worked the hardest! Come, third brother, just try it for the first time."
Shuyan shrank his head and said, "Brother... I'm afraid of blood, you don't know..."
"You're afraid of a hammer! Don't you enjoy eating duck blood, chicken blood, and pig blood?"
The mouse eyes widened his big eyes: "How can it be the same, you let all the blood out of it to make Maoxuewang, I will definitely not be cowardly, and I will not be cowardly if it is too spicy!"
"Go, go, it's not like you don't know that big brother can't eat spicy food."
At this moment, a thin voice came in: "What are you talking about?"
"Brother! You're back!"
"Look what we stole today! A big fat chicken!"
Please stop calling me fat! ! !
The thief boss patted Yi Zhiji's body, hummed twice and said, "You guys are nothing, you know? I caught a big fish today!"
The thief's eyes lit up: "Brother! What did you steal? Could it be gold?"
Mouse Eye was a little dazed: "Did you go fishing?"
The thief eyebrow slapped the mouse eye on the head: "Stupid! Big brother means to steal something good!"
The thief boss pretended to shake his head, set his hands together, and took out a small black cloth bag the size of a fist, with some dark red spots faintly on it: "What do you think this is?"
[A high value of weakness has been detected. 】
[The Thief Boss: 175 points]
"...So why do you keep using the names I gave them? Why do you still read my mind?"
【... Is this the point? 】
[233 does not have permission to read the host's heart, but can only read your first impression of others, so it is convenient to communicate with the host. 】
[You should now focus on how to harvest the thief boss's weak points!Give him chicken soup for the soul. 】
Yi Zhiji said: "If you don't understand the language, how can you give chicken soup to your soul?"
【Food can also heal the soul~ The host can become a literal chicken soup to redeem their weakened souls! 】
【·v·】
"Get out!" This system really didn't intentionally create chaos, did it?Yi Zhiji really wanted to block this system, that "·v·" really made her angry.
Moreover, the small bag of the thief boss may not be as clean as he said.
Most animals have a better sense of smell than humans. Although the sense of smell of chickens is not particularly sensitive, it is still much better than humans.
Yi Zhiji knew clearly that those sporadic dark red stains were blood. Is this human blood?
With such a high value of weakness, this thief boss can't kill people, right?
Shuyan scratched his head and said: "This is... Although the fabric looks good, but it is so small, what valuable things can it hold? It looks quite empty."
The thief eyebrow guessed: "Could it contain something of great value?"
"Wrong!" The thief boss shook his finger, "This is something from a fairy!"
Immortal?Yi Zhiji blinked her eyes and stared at the little cloth bag. Apart from being very delicate, there was nothing special about it?
Yi Zhiji murmured to herself: "This is still a world where you can cultivate immortals, so can I cultivate immortals in the future and restore my human body by myself? Or become a big monster or something?"
[The chances are very small~ You are just a broiler, don't you have that talent? 】
"Shut up! Maybe I have the blood of Suzaku Phoenix with me?! If it doesn't work, I'll be green and bright again!"
【233 can't bear to break the host's fantasy. 】
【·v·】
Yi Zhiji wanted to beat up the system.
"Immortal!?" The two younger brothers said at the same time, and finally noticed the blood, "Brother, are you injured?"
"It's not my blood, it's that fairy's. I saw a few figures flying around in the sky, and there was a thunderclap, and someone crashed headfirst into the mountain, so I went to have a look." The thief boss said thrillingly, but that The demeanor seems to be showing off.
"Do you dare to lean over when immortals fight? You are not afraid of suffering."
"Starve to death the timid, starve to death the bold, this is not profitable? But I just saw this small cloth bag, there is a lot of black and purple blood next to it, and it is still smoking. I was afraid that it would be poisonous, so I didn't touch it, so I picked it up The little cloth bag ran away. It might be the legendary mustard seed bag. I threw several stones into it, but it was still the same size, and the weight didn’t change, so I just didn’t know how to get it out.”
"What's the use of that?"
"Stupid, if you pawn it in a pawnshop, you can at least exchange it for thousands of silver. This is something from a fairy! Maybe it can be worth tens of thousands of taels. We don't have to worry about it for the rest of our lives."
"This, this, this!" Shuyan pointed to the mustard seed bag and talked for a long time, but said nothing.
Zeimei's eyes were full of greed, and the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he said: "Then why don't you hurry up and pawn the elder brother?"
"Naturally, I have to get through the limelight these days. You have to be brave and cautious when doing things. Wait three or four days before going. However, brothers, I bought good wine and food today, and I also bought your favorite roast chicken. , the house on the first floor in the world, the wine is also 20 years old daughter red."
"Okay! Great!"
"But what about the chicken we stole?"
The thief boss hates that iron is really weak, and shook his head helplessly. These two younger brothers, seeing that they are small, dare not do big things. Fat, probably an excellent broiler chicken, looking at him made me a little greedy, he waved his hand: "Eat it tomorrow, don't worry, I bought roast chicken today."
"Brother is so kind!" The two younger brothers were very moved.
"Brother is so kind!" Yi Zhiji also shouted, also very touched.
Thanks also to the brother who roasted the chicken for his contribution!
But I saw that the face of the thief boss was not quite right, his eyes were often fixed on the mustard seed bag, and the two younger brothers looked at him a few times, and he showed impatience.
Shuyan stretched out his dirty hand and grabbed the mustard bag: "Brother, show me, the fairy's things must feel good to the touch, right? Is there any spiritual energy on it?"
The thief boss quickly pulled the mustard seed bag away, exaggeratedly, his uneven nails even wiped a bloody gash on the back of Mouseyan's hand, and the thief boss himself was scratched and torn, with a little blood oozing faintly.
(End of this chapter)
"for example?"
[Let them become weak, or lure them to become weak, their lives are negative enough, or they do harm to the society, and then redeem them, so that they can get more points. 】
Yi Zhiji only felt her scalp go numb: "Are you sure you are a system that promotes positive energy?"
【Yes, 233 is just providing you with a reasonable plan. Do you need 233 to explain the task for you? 】
"No need." Yi Zhiji refused angrily, looking at Zeimei's shiny knife, thinking about ways to escape.
When he came over with a knife, I shoveled... Cough, no, I swung my leg, cut the rope on the paw with the knife, and ran away!
These two little thieves forgot to close the door. With my experience of chasing chickens when I was a child, the probability of being caught is very low!
As for the points, first survive and then consider how to earn them.
But the two of them were reluctant to come over with the knife.
"Here," Zeimei handed the knife to Shuyan, "The knife is sharpened, you come to kill."
"Eh? Didn't you come? I haven't killed a chicken yet!"
"I stole this chicken! I worked the hardest! Come, third brother, just try it for the first time."
Shuyan shrank his head and said, "Brother... I'm afraid of blood, you don't know..."
"You're afraid of a hammer! Don't you enjoy eating duck blood, chicken blood, and pig blood?"
The mouse eyes widened his big eyes: "How can it be the same, you let all the blood out of it to make Maoxuewang, I will definitely not be cowardly, and I will not be cowardly if it is too spicy!"
"Go, go, it's not like you don't know that big brother can't eat spicy food."
At this moment, a thin voice came in: "What are you talking about?"
"Brother! You're back!"
"Look what we stole today! A big fat chicken!"
Please stop calling me fat! ! !
The thief boss patted Yi Zhiji's body, hummed twice and said, "You guys are nothing, you know? I caught a big fish today!"
The thief's eyes lit up: "Brother! What did you steal? Could it be gold?"
Mouse Eye was a little dazed: "Did you go fishing?"
The thief eyebrow slapped the mouse eye on the head: "Stupid! Big brother means to steal something good!"
The thief boss pretended to shake his head, set his hands together, and took out a small black cloth bag the size of a fist, with some dark red spots faintly on it: "What do you think this is?"
[A high value of weakness has been detected. 】
[The Thief Boss: 175 points]
"...So why do you keep using the names I gave them? Why do you still read my mind?"
【... Is this the point? 】
[233 does not have permission to read the host's heart, but can only read your first impression of others, so it is convenient to communicate with the host. 】
[You should now focus on how to harvest the thief boss's weak points!Give him chicken soup for the soul. 】
Yi Zhiji said: "If you don't understand the language, how can you give chicken soup to your soul?"
【Food can also heal the soul~ The host can become a literal chicken soup to redeem their weakened souls! 】
【·v·】
"Get out!" This system really didn't intentionally create chaos, did it?Yi Zhiji really wanted to block this system, that "·v·" really made her angry.
Moreover, the small bag of the thief boss may not be as clean as he said.
Most animals have a better sense of smell than humans. Although the sense of smell of chickens is not particularly sensitive, it is still much better than humans.
Yi Zhiji knew clearly that those sporadic dark red stains were blood. Is this human blood?
With such a high value of weakness, this thief boss can't kill people, right?
Shuyan scratched his head and said: "This is... Although the fabric looks good, but it is so small, what valuable things can it hold? It looks quite empty."
The thief eyebrow guessed: "Could it contain something of great value?"
"Wrong!" The thief boss shook his finger, "This is something from a fairy!"
Immortal?Yi Zhiji blinked her eyes and stared at the little cloth bag. Apart from being very delicate, there was nothing special about it?
Yi Zhiji murmured to herself: "This is still a world where you can cultivate immortals, so can I cultivate immortals in the future and restore my human body by myself? Or become a big monster or something?"
[The chances are very small~ You are just a broiler, don't you have that talent? 】
"Shut up! Maybe I have the blood of Suzaku Phoenix with me?! If it doesn't work, I'll be green and bright again!"
【233 can't bear to break the host's fantasy. 】
【·v·】
Yi Zhiji wanted to beat up the system.
"Immortal!?" The two younger brothers said at the same time, and finally noticed the blood, "Brother, are you injured?"
"It's not my blood, it's that fairy's. I saw a few figures flying around in the sky, and there was a thunderclap, and someone crashed headfirst into the mountain, so I went to have a look." The thief boss said thrillingly, but that The demeanor seems to be showing off.
"Do you dare to lean over when immortals fight? You are not afraid of suffering."
"Starve to death the timid, starve to death the bold, this is not profitable? But I just saw this small cloth bag, there is a lot of black and purple blood next to it, and it is still smoking. I was afraid that it would be poisonous, so I didn't touch it, so I picked it up The little cloth bag ran away. It might be the legendary mustard seed bag. I threw several stones into it, but it was still the same size, and the weight didn’t change, so I just didn’t know how to get it out.”
"What's the use of that?"
"Stupid, if you pawn it in a pawnshop, you can at least exchange it for thousands of silver. This is something from a fairy! Maybe it can be worth tens of thousands of taels. We don't have to worry about it for the rest of our lives."
"This, this, this!" Shuyan pointed to the mustard seed bag and talked for a long time, but said nothing.
Zeimei's eyes were full of greed, and the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he said: "Then why don't you hurry up and pawn the elder brother?"
"Naturally, I have to get through the limelight these days. You have to be brave and cautious when doing things. Wait three or four days before going. However, brothers, I bought good wine and food today, and I also bought your favorite roast chicken. , the house on the first floor in the world, the wine is also 20 years old daughter red."
"Okay! Great!"
"But what about the chicken we stole?"
The thief boss hates that iron is really weak, and shook his head helplessly. These two younger brothers, seeing that they are small, dare not do big things. Fat, probably an excellent broiler chicken, looking at him made me a little greedy, he waved his hand: "Eat it tomorrow, don't worry, I bought roast chicken today."
"Brother is so kind!" The two younger brothers were very moved.
"Brother is so kind!" Yi Zhiji also shouted, also very touched.
Thanks also to the brother who roasted the chicken for his contribution!
But I saw that the face of the thief boss was not quite right, his eyes were often fixed on the mustard seed bag, and the two younger brothers looked at him a few times, and he showed impatience.
Shuyan stretched out his dirty hand and grabbed the mustard bag: "Brother, show me, the fairy's things must feel good to the touch, right? Is there any spiritual energy on it?"
The thief boss quickly pulled the mustard seed bag away, exaggeratedly, his uneven nails even wiped a bloody gash on the back of Mouseyan's hand, and the thief boss himself was scratched and torn, with a little blood oozing faintly.
(End of this chapter)
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