Don't be crazy, don't wear fast

Chapter 124

"Chemical fertilizer???!" Bai Shu was so frightened that he almost spat out the sap.

"What chemical fertilizer? How can chemical fertilizer be eaten? Hehe, hehehe..."

The same goes for Li Xian, who was so frightened that his hair almost fell out.

At this moment, her mind was in chaos, and she could only pull Bai Shu to giggle together.

They have only been in the world for a few years, and they have already spent all their energy to integrate into the human world.

Although the understanding of the outside world is not too full, but there is one thing that is very clear.

That is the most frequently said sentence of human beings - people who are not my race must have different hearts.

They don't know if there are other races who have become spirits around them. They just heard that there is a terrible existence among human beings called mages or monster exorcisers. Whenever they see monsters, they will definitely kill them.

As early as hundreds of years ago, when they were still living in the human world, they heard of many clansmen who were killed by demon exorcisers.

Or why, when the world was in chaos, they hurried into the deep mountains and didn't dare to come out for so long?

It’s just that some people among human beings are too cruel.

Maybe they can still fight one or two, in case the young ones are beaten and the old ones come, or a group of them will come together.

In that case, they can't even run away!

The worst thing is not to be killed, but to become a demon slave, or to have a soul refined and driven by humans.

That is so tragic that even the chance of reincarnation is gone!

So they have always carefully protected their monster identities.

It was also their reclusive temperament and luck that kept these two ignorant and innocent little monsters from revealing their identities.

But they are only a few hundred years old, and they have only been in human form for more than 100 years.

Among the monsters, he is still a young beast that has not grown up.

As a child, I can't help but have times when my mouth is greedy.

Be it Li Xian or Bai Shu, although they can also eat human food.

But they also have their own preferences.

For example, Bai Shu, as a tree, is it wrong that he likes to eat fertilizer?

As for Li Xian, eating a meal of poultry once in a while can make her happy for a long time.

In the past, they could still hide at home and cook for themselves.

But this time I came out with the crew, and I was outside for a few months when I was filming.

The food is basically arranged by the crew, and it is also in front of everyone when eating.

After a long time, won't you be too hungry?
But there are people all around, even sleeping in the same room with other people, there is no chance to steal a bite or two.

No, they are not allowed to go to the woods outside. They finally found this room for storing sundries, and they couldn't wait to take out the "snacks" they had collected.

Unexpectedly, he hadn't eaten a few mouthfuls, and he was caught straight when he tasted something.

What's even more frightening is that the person who caught them was their big boss—Fifth Lan!

The protruding ears can also be said to be cat ears, but how to explain the hidden fertilizer?

A tree and a raccoon are going crazy.

——Why do you want to take out chemical fertilizers to eat!
——Didn’t you still show your ears?

They stared at each other, accusing each other through their eyes.

That is to say, if Si Yin was present, anyone else would probably be laughed to death by them.

Yes, they don't admit anything, but what's the difference between their expressions and admitting?
"Okay, let's talk about it, what are you two?" Si Yin quickly locked the door to prevent others from breaking in.

Fortunately, she came here today, if other people really want to see the appearance of these two, things will be difficult to deal with.

It was so easy to be seen through, and such a loose vigilance could live among human beings for several years without being discovered, in her opinion, it was really inconceivable.

I don't know if their luck was wasted on hiding their identities, so the past life ended so tragically?
Li Xian and Bai Shu glanced at each other, both frustrated.

It seems that today is impossible to escape.

It's a pity that it is rare to have a good boss, and a rare opportunity to realize a dream, but it is wasted because of their greedy mouth.

Both the raccoon and the tree were a little bit depressed.

"I'm sorry, boss. Actually, we are not human." Bai Shu lowered his head, shook his hands and exposed his arms that had turned into branches.

Li Xian didn't say a word, but the exposed tail silently told the same facts as him.

"I am Baishu, the spirit of the cypress tree, and she is Li Xian, the raccoon fairy. You may think that our appearance is a little scary..." Bai Shu wanted to appease the boss, so that she would not feel uncomfortable seeing a part of her prototype transformed into herself. Fear.

But halfway through the conversation, he realized that his boss didn't have any scared look on his face?

Not only did she not show a trace of fear, she acted as if she was quite interested, with a faint smile on her lips.

"..." It seems to be different from what is said in the book and the TV movie!

When ordinary human beings see monsters like them, don’t they scream, run away, or faint in fright?

Why does the boss look like he can't wait to take off their clothes and see what it looks like inside?

Under Si Yin's gaze, Bai Shu and Li Xian huddled together tremblingly, and suddenly didn't know what to say next.

Si Yin walked towards them with a smile: "I don't think you have anything to fear. Why do you think you are afraid of me?"

"Yes, yes!" Li Xian bit the bullet and tried to squeeze out a smile: "We monsters are very timid and afraid of humans!"

She hoped that by saying this, the boss could see their harmlessness and feel that they would not hurt her.

She doesn't care what the other monsters think, she's going to be scared to death, okay?
Si music up.

"Okay, stop playing. Pack up your things, don't delay the filming." After finishing speaking, she was about to open the door and leave.

Both Li Xian and Bai Shu were taken aback.

"Boss, won't you let us go out?"

"Would letting you leave make me more money? Or would it save me from having to reshoot the scenes I've already filmed in this movie? Do you know how much it would cost to reshoot without your scenes? Ah?!"

With the last sound, Si Yin deliberately raised her voice, and her expression became vicious.

"Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and pack up your things! If I see you eating messy things in inexplicable places again, see if I don't deduct all your bonuses!"

Kazuki and raccoon were stunned for a moment, and hurriedly packed them up on the ground.

Like fallen fertilizer particles, bird feathers and spilled blood drops, all cleaned up.

After they finished cleaning up, they realized that their boss had left the room at some time.

"Oh, I was scared to death just now!" Li Xian collapsed on the ground, panting heavily.

Packing her things wouldn't make her so tired, but the psychological shadow the boss brought to her just now made her feel that at least for a while, she wouldn't be greedy anymore.

Bai Shu looked at her and asked a question that he had thought about for a long time.

"Do we have a bonus?"

Li Xian froze for a moment, as if, no?
So the boss is simply scaring them?
And it succeeded?
(End of this chapter)