Reborn I want to surf

Chapter 1004 Is this our opponent?

"Ahhhh!"

In the rental house, the low-end version of Sophie Marceau screamed, and her husband ran over in a panic: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"Mi Dou, Mi Dou gave me an abortion!"

"what?"

"Just because you gave me traffic support, I got over a million likes in two days!"

Jiang Yilei was so excited that he clicked on the video on his mobile phone. It was the article "Papi Jiang's New Year's Chicken Soup". The data was like a rocket. It looked like it would soon surpass the previous "Shanghaiese + English".

"Then do you have another reward?" My husband asked.

"Yes, but it doesn't necessarily have to be 5 yuan. It depends on Mi Dou's assessment... Hehehe, you will have a good year with money. Don't worry, the military medal is half mine and half yours!"

Jiang Yilei giggled for a while. When she was at a confused stage in her career, her husband was responsible for her living expenses. Now that she can make money, she naturally has to spend it.

There was no wedding reception or wedding when she got married, and her parents have never met each other and have gone back to their respective homes during the New Year.

"Okay, okay, don't disturb me, I'm going to start creating!"

Jiang Yilei kicked her husband out of the room to conceive the next video content. With the excellent results of his two works, the pressure and motivation piled up. What should he shoot?
I was very distressed for a while and had no clue.

I sat there for a long time and watched these two videos over and over again. How about playing "Shanghai Dialect + English Part [-]"?It's possible, but it's not creative, and you can't get high rewards.

She stared at the "New Year's Chicken Soup" part again, and her eyes suddenly lit up. It was almost the Spring Festival, so I could just make a Spring Festival joke!

It shows all the bad things that young people encounter when they go home, such as urging marriages, blind dates, asking about jobs, asking about salary, naughty children, annoying relatives... it will definitely arouse resonance!

…………

After Yao Yuan announced the advent of the short video era, it seemed to confirm his statement.

First, Toutiao launched the video function.

Like MiDou, I have prepared a lot of materials. The materials are all scraped from the Internet. There is nothing original. Some of them are scraped from MiDou.

Toutiao has over 2 million users and tens of millions of daily users. It is essentially a news APP.

There are official accounts, self-media, originality, plagiarism, and algorithms are used to create information cocoons, which causes users to get lost in the flow of true and false information, unable to extricate themselves.

But it still can't break the circle.

Because the largest comprehensive platform is Weibo, the largest social tool is WeChat, and the largest video website is Maili. The characteristics of these three products just kill Toutiao.

Therefore, if Zhang Yiming wants to break through, he can only rely on short videos and use Toutiao's huge self-media users to incubate short video products...

Following the second one, Kuaishou also held a press conference.

"Kuaishou has reached a sixth round of financing, led by Baidu, with a total investment of US$1.29 million, accounting for approximately 8.2% of the shares, and a post-money valuation of US$15.77 billion!"

Baidu has always been slow, but this time it started early.

At the same time, Kuaishou announced that it has officially opened the live broadcast viewing function to all users, so please watch!Not all users are allowed to start live broadcasts.

The company is too small, with dozens of people, and the technology and audits cannot support universal live broadcasts, so it can only impose restrictions - it was not until 2018 that all users were allowed to start live broadcasts.

What are the conditions for starting a live broadcast?

To put it simply, if you accumulate fans to a certain level, you will be given permission to broadcast.

Users began to organize themselves one after another, shooting short videos to stimulate fans.

Kuaishou's users have basically no talent, so they run wildly on the crooked road. They found that there are people who like to watch this thing. After starting the live broadcast, they intensified their efforts and became more and more unlimited.

This is something that goes down the same vein.

The problem with Kuaishou is the two-way relationship between management such as Su Hua and Cheng Yixiao and Laotie 666. No one can do anything about it.

Ever since, around the Spring Festival in 2016, short videos became popular.

…………

Hebei, Luan County.

A dark, thin middle-aged man took off his clothes in the middle of winter, wearing only a pair of red underpants, and stood in a small rural courtyard with a rustling look.

There was a person opposite with a mobile phone to take pictures of him.

"I'm going to give you all a hard job today, firecrackers blow up your crotch, you've never seen it before!"

"Do you see it? This is the little whip I just bought. It has 50 rings per hook. It's true, we won't fool you! Please click on the follow button and support me. I have more fans and I will be more motivated. I will give you even more ruthless blows in the future! "

"Okay, without further ado, I'm going to order some now!"

The mobile phone camera zoomed in on his whole body and captured it clearly.This person's online name is "Second Brother" and he has 10 fans on Kuaishou. He was swimming in the river in the winter and found that the increase in fans was slow, so he thought of "exploding his crotch with firecrackers".

He held a small whip in his left hand and a lighter in his right hand.

When it was lit, the fuse started to emit sparks, and it was really burning. The second brother was also a little frightened, but with a heart, he gritted his teeth, opened his pants and stuffed the small whip inside.

Immediately afterwards, there was a crackling explosion and white smoke rising.

"Fuck! F*ck!"

"Oh shit!"

The second brother jumped all over the yard in pain, accompanied by the sound and smoke in his crotch, it was like a realistic absurd drama.Fortunately, 50 rings is not much, so I ordered it quickly.

"Awesome bro!"

"We will definitely be popular this time! You are so awesome!"

The person who took the video was so excited that he didn't care about the second brother's crotch.

……

Shandong.

A man whose online name is "Xiao Chuang" set up his mobile phone and adjusted the camera lens.

“This is the 52-degree Red Star Erguotou!”

"This is Guilin Sanhua Liquor, also 52 degrees!"

"This is Jingzhi Laobaigan, 46 degrees!"

"Today is the first time we shoot a video. Let's not make it too intense. If you want to watch it later, wait until the live broadcast starts before drinking. Let's drink Lao Baigan first today..."

Xiao Chuang unscrewed the cap of the bottle and said to the camera: "Everyone, keep an eye on it, just take a sip!"

As he spoke, he raised his neck and put the mouth of the bottle to his mouth. He drank so much that he drank it all.

……

northeast.

An old woman picked up a steaming pig intestine, which was half a meter long.There was a man next to her, probably her husband, holding two tubes of mustard.

"If you guys give me a thumbs up, I'll eat it all in one go!"

"She eats fat sausage, and I eat mustard. There is absolutely no ambiguity! Old men, please support me!"

As she said that, the woman aimed at the large intestine and really started eating.

The man also unscrewed the lid and squeezed the mustard into his mouth.

…………

"vomit!"

"vomit!"

In the office, Yao Yuan dropped his cell phone and hurried to the bathroom.Jiang Chao didn't know why. He glanced at his phone and started to vomit.

"What are you two doing?"

The curious baby Liu Weiwei came over and took a look. Her face suddenly turned green, and something hot was about to burst out. She quickly covered her mouth and finally calmed down.

"It's over, I don't want to eat for three days!"

Yao Yuan came out of the bathroom with lingering fears.Kuaishou made a lot of noise, so he naturally wanted to observe and observe, but the results were shocking. He knew that Kuaishou had no lower limit, but who would have thought that there was such no limit.

On that phone was a super popular anchor from Kuaishou, whose ID was "Brother Sheng."

In later generations, there was an old man who ate Ollie, which became widely known and became a legend.But in ancient times, Lao Ba was not worthy enough to carry Brother Sheng's shoes.

Brother Sheng is also from the countryside. He is only 18 years old. He has yellow hair and is missing an arm.

He has gained a lot of attention through his masochistic eating, which includes but is not limited to:
Oriji, maggots, eating live snakes, eating live toads, eating raw mice, cockroaches, caterpillars, eating raw crocodile babies, and the worst, eating raw diseases!die!pig!

"This……"

Liu Weiwei covered her chest, feeling strong physical and mental stimulation, and with disbelief: "This is our opponent???"

(no more...

This needs to be explained: It’s not that the region is black, these are Kuaishou anchors who have actually appeared! )
(End of this chapter)