Reborn I want to surf

Chapter 255 6 Yuan Mala Tang

late at night.

After a busy day, Cheng Wei was exhausted and in a happy mood. Instead of thinking about his annoying graduation thesis, he continued to browse the community.

In his opinion, there are more and more things that the community can play: this year's second online original song contest, which star has settled in again, which member who is suspected of Yuji broke the news again, and the topic group is discussing new memes... …

No matter how bad it is, it is good to go to the mall to see what new books are available.

This time, he was participating in a post on "Will there be a second Goddess Contest next year" in the topic group. While chatting, he suddenly came across a new reply:

"Outside the nickname!"

"Hurry up and watch Madoujiang, don't wait until it's out of date!"

"Hahahaha, brothers, I can't help it, it's so weird!"

What the hell?
Cheng Wei quit, refreshed the topic group, and found that there were several new posts about "Madoujiang".

Unable to hold back his curiosity, he searched for Madoujiang, and then clicked on it. An account and personal space appeared, which were completely open without any concealment.

Followed by a new log:
"Bastard! I'll take a plane from the capital to Chengdu to find you, and I'll treat you to dinner for 6 yuan for Mala Tang!!"

"Online dating is unreliable!"

The picture below is a selfie, a G cup girl with a perfect figure.

puff!
There are two effects with and without photos.

In an instant, while Cheng Wei was spouting rice, he actually had the pleasure of successfully spying on other people's privacy, wow!As if she was a complete stranger, her life and her character were exposed in front of her eyes.

This kind of prying pleasure is almost everyone's nature, from the intelligence team of the village aunt, to all kinds of melons in the entertainment industry.

"hey-hey!"

At this moment, another buddy in the dormitory who was also surfing the Internet suddenly let out a mean laugh.

The two looked at each other, did you see it too?I watched it too!
Then hey hey together!

There are already 2 comments:
"Fuck, are young people so fierce now? This old man is 31 years old!"

"I persisted for half a year."

"Humble question with 0 experience, isn't it fun to do that?"

"Hahahaha! I don't know what's funny, but I just want to laugh, it's so fucking fucked!"

"Same as above, I was in a bad mood today, but now I feel much better!"

"Sister, look at me, don't pay attention to that kind of pickiness, come to Xuzhou, and I'll treat you to a meal."

"Damn! What a fool from Xuzhou dare to come out? The last time my old lady went to see you, you gave me a lot of meat!"

"Fuck, I'm so jealous, my sister has such a great figure, which one is cheaper???"

"..."

Cheng Wei was also happy, but immediately called the boss after the music, and woke up in the middle of the night: "Boss, can you add [-] servings of Malatang tomorrow besides the chicken legs?!"

…………

at the same time.

Zhang Xiaowu from Nancai was also having fun at the Internet cafe.

This is naturally the famous "6 yuan Malatang" stalk, the strange work is the contrast and absurdity between 6 yuan and 13 times, and the black humor is general.

Of course, it was finally confirmed that this was a promotion of a condom brand, just like Jia Junpeng, it was marketing.

"Brilliant!"

"That means there are such fierce people in Maiwo!"

After watching the fun, Zhang Xiaowu leaned back and stared at the brother next to him.The brother was aggrieved and asked, "Do I have to register?"

"It's only 100 people!"

"But don't you feel ashamed to sell your dignity for a chicken leg?"

"No one knows who you are online, shame on you, hurry up!"

The brother became more and more aggrieved, registered a Maiwo account, authenticated [Student Records] with his real name, and then changed his signature to "I love chicken legs, I love chicken legs".

Universities in Beijing can send chicken legs directly, but it is troublesome in other places, so the plan is different:
"Change the signature and send chicken legs!"

"Users of any university, just change the signature to 'I love chicken legs, I love chicken legs', and if there are 500 people, 1000 chicken legs will be delivered immediately!"

Zhang Xiaowu is Nancai's campus angel now, yes, Maiwo's campus angel has begun to promote to the whole country.

He took Mai Wo as his family, and he felt obligated to do it, not to mention that there would be a bonus if he organized it, and said: "It's just a change of signature, and you'll be happy if you eat chicken legs. It's fun here!"

After speaking, Zhang Xiaowu played games until dawn.

Exit and browse the community again, good guy, the 6 yuan Malatang has been uploaded to the public channel.If a personal diary wants to be on a public channel, it must be recommended by an editor or by popularity.

This obviously depends on popularity, with more than 5 comments.

The screenshots were also circulated wildly on QQ, Tianya, Maopu and other platforms. Zhang Xiaowu was reading the comments when suddenly the public channel changed again, and another blog appeared.

Mr. Qin:
"We are not online dating, we are high school classmates, we didn't contact after graduation, but we got in touch again in [Classmates].

She happened to break up with her boyfriend and came to see me.

I admit, I liked her a lot in high school, so I didn't say no.

She said it on the first day, and I went to pick it up the next day, because it was almost dinner time, and I didn’t bring much money when I came out, only 15 yuan, and then she said that it’s fine to eat whatever you want, since they are all old classmates.

Just in front of there is a Mala Tang, which cost 12 yuan in total.

You left quietly the next day before dawn. I went to the hospital by myself. The doctor said I was exhausted and prescribed some medicine.

In fact, I have always had the space to pay attention to you silently. Don't you know why you broke up with your boyfriend?Now come and pour my dirty water..."

There is still a follow-up to this Nima!
Zhang Xiaowu, who was not very energetic all night, suddenly cheered up, followed the clues to see the space of "Madoujiang", and turned through the diary one by one.

A strange woman who doesn't deny her sex, has her own principles of making love, and is more in line with the appetite of young people than Mu Zimei appears in front of her eyes.

Immediately afterwards, under Mr. Qin's article, a comment "Traveling Flower Li Xunhuan" popped up:

"Brother, I understand you. I just broke up with her because I couldn't bear it. She has a different mind from others. She regards sleeping with others as a social etiquette, and then keeps saying that she is true love for me. Sex and love are separate."

Netizens eat melons one after another:

"Ah, the hero has appeared!"

"No, no, an ex-boyfriend and an old classmate, this is a drama of two male protagonists!"

"Why is it that Mu Zimei seems to have opened Pandora's box, can she openly talk about her sexual experience now?"

"Hahahaha, I seem to be watching a TV series!"

"It's over, it's over, I wanted to go to bed at 2 o'clock, but now it's 7 o'clock, forget it, staying up all night is not considered staying up late. Is there any follow-up, I am so anxious to wait!"

Really!
Around eight o'clock, maybe Madoujiang woke up, and got into an argument with Li Xunhuan under Mr. Qin's article:

"I have always believed that a qualified ex should be as dead. I broke up with you and never looked for you again, and I never said a bad word about you. Why did you come to arrange me?"

"It's not an arrangement, it's a fact. You can't speak ill of me, you know how I feel about you."

"You are a hypocrite, a hypocrite, do you think I don't know?"

"What do you know? Tell me if you have the ability!"

"Don't force me!"

After some tugging and tugging, Madoujiang seemed to be in a hurry, and there was a crying voice in the text: "The last time we opened the classmate record together, you said you found a good brother in high school, and you were so happy, I will do it for you too. Happy.

Then you go to see him, just once or twice, you go every week!

You think I don't know, you, you..."

Hiss!
At this moment, all the netizens who followed the incident invariably took a mouthful of spicy rabbit head, donkey meat, sliced ​​noodles, Huainan beef soup...

They didn't seem to be watching a big show.

In the end, Madoujiang turned against the Jedi and pointed at the weakness of tens of millions of straight men in the community!

"Be obedient, Long Didong!"

Zhang Xiaowu and the brother who just registered next to him were stunned. In 2004, such a thing appeared on the Internet, which can be described as earth-shattering.

Invisibly, [Classmate Record] was imprinted in everyone's minds.

"..."

After a long time, the brother who was reluctant just now waved his fist and said excitedly: "You are right, buddy, it's fun here!"

(Um!)
(End of this chapter)