My wonderful netizen husband

Chapter 1 Time and space lovers long-distance relationship

"Dear Noisy:
Have you been woken up by the alarm clock?
Did you secretly kiss me in your dream?
Did you call me shameless?
We met on the phone in 2005. The first time I answered your call, I knew your QQ name was Dream Angel!You know my name is Voltron!Kid I miss you!
In 2006, you wrote your thoughts in the university classroom, and I wrote love letters in the technical secondary school classroom. If we didn’t pay attention, we wrote hundreds of love letters!Thousands of minutes of phone calls!I called you wife countless times, and you called out husband for the first time!I love you my wife!
We met in 2007!friend!in love!Finally came out of the photo, the first time we met and had all the firsts of each other!Daughter-in-law thank you!
In 2008, our BJ Olympics was successfully held, and our love marathon was in full swing. You didn’t stew my toad in warm water because the graduation season is the breakup season. Thank you, my angel!

In 2009, my brother sent you a passage:

Baby, there is a kind of love called looking up at the starry sky, you look at the snow-capped mountains on the snow-covered plateau, and I look at the green mountains on the Loess Plateau!We are fairy-like space-time lovers!

Nao Nao, as long as there is a mobile phone, I miss you!The mobile phone signal is the symbol of love for you. I wake up without an alarm every day, and when I open my eyes, my mind is full of distressing noises!
Wife, there is a kind of love called you look at me!I watch over you, singing about loving you for 1 years, wishing to die happily in your gentle hometown, and kiss my little lady!

My beloved stinky bitch!Happy International Women's Day, little old man!Brother, I suffered a little bit, turning you from a young girl into a charming goblin, can I suffer a little bit more, and turn you directly into my baby? "

At the foot of Kunlun, a mysterious snow-covered plateau, there is such a couple, one is a female college student Feng Junyan, a railway worker, and the other is Li Yunpeng, an oil worker who is a technical secondary school student in the Loess Plateau. They met on QQ!Get acquainted in love letters!Know each other on the phone!Stay together in your heart!Love each other forever, a pair of fairy lovers in time and space!
2009年3月7日晚上23点59分李云鹏手机闹醒准时响了。

When Li Yunpeng heard the alarm ringing, he sat up suddenly, turned on the phone and stared at it intently, put his hand on the SMS send button, and looked at the phone and pressed it directly at 2009:3 on March 8, 00, and then it showed that the message was sent successfully , kissed the phone hard, smiled happily and said

"Honey, I love you! I wish you a happy holiday! See you in my dream! Miss you!"

Feng Junyan goes to bed early every year on the special days when she makes the first phone call with Li Yunpeng, chats with QQ video, calls her husband on the phone, and meets and holds hands.

Their anniversary texts over time, from the original baby, I love you!Send a five-character text message to fifty characters!A hundred words!Two hundred words, five hundred words of blessing text messages, but no matter how touching the text, it can't be warm. In Feng Junyan's cold bed in the long night, which lonely heart can't eliminate the deepest, special day. loss and pain of lovesickness.

The Goddess' Day in 2009 was no exception. When other boyfriends were holding flowers and standing in front of their girlfriends, Feng Junyan habitually held her mobile phone and waited quietly.

Li Yunpeng's festive text messages arrived as scheduled when the clock struck midnight.

Feng Junyan was as happy as a child when she saw the text message, and kissed the phone fiercely, thinking that this stinky and shameless person, who spends all day trying to deal with all these bells and whistles, is useless, and doesn't know how to take practical action , come and see me!

Instantly torn apart by the instant impact of the cold reality, two lines of tears of lovesickness flowed from the corners of his eyes with a smile, and a faint sadness welled up in his heart.

Because she used to receive text messages from Li Yunpeng on the anniversary day, she would be so excited that she couldn't sleep all night, and now she can't sleep anymore, because she really can't use it anymore. Uncomfortable only feet know, I have been tortured by this love affair, as if living for a text message.

Thinking of this, I finally mustered up the courage to call Li Yunpeng.

Li Yunpeng had just charged up his mobile phone, and when he was about to continue his Spring and Autumn Dream, he did not expect Feng Junyan to call.

I was so happy that I almost jumped up, because on this special day, when the phone call came, I must want to act like a baby, let me sing to her to lull her to sleep, picked up the phone, and said with a cheerful smile

"Little lady! Do you miss my brother so much in the dark night that I can't sleep! Hurry up and get into bed, brother, I will tell you a ghost story! Let you feel what love is!"

As soon as the voice fell, Li Yunpeng never dreamed that what was waiting for him was not Feng Junyan's natural voice, let alone the blushing and petite voice of the lover in his dream, but directly
"Excuse me, don't you feel sad when you send text messages every year? Don't you feel disgusted when you say such things at this moment? May I ask you to deceive yourself again and again, don't you feel tired? Excuse me. Text messages make me happy, if you can make me happy for a while, is it possible that you can make me happy forever?"

Li Yunpeng's brain was buzzing when he was asked, wondering if this guy didn't drink brown sugar water today, so it's really unpredictable to be so angry, but today he can't get angry, he sipped it and continued to laugh. explain
"Oh! Who made my little one angry at night!"

Li Yunpeng was interrupted by Feng Junyan before he finished speaking

"Shut up! May I ask you to leave me as a widow in this icy world and fool me with these sour words every day? Is there a girlfriend like me in the world? May I ask you to meet a man with his wife once? Are you ashamed to say yes?" Man? Don't you think you're a complete display?"

Li Yunpeng was speechless for a moment, thinking that the greatest ability of a woman is to find trouble when there is nothing to do, but he has nothing to do, so he lit a cigarette and said

"Little lady! Calm down for the big festival! Get over you a little bit, and when I become a regular worker, brother, I will marry you and go home and make you the happiest woman in the world. You should make a good guess first. Brother, what holiday gift did I prepare for you!"

When Feng Junyan heard about the gift, he thought that the big cake painting could open a biscuit shop, but he is still painting cakes here. When he sent the exclusive text message, at that moment I felt like the happiest woman in the world!
But after reading the text message and looking at the photo of Li Yunpeng on the screen saver of the mobile phone, I found that I was poor and did not even have a normal boyfriend. It was a great tragedy in life. This is not the love I want, let alone the life I want , thinking of myself gritted my teeth and said
"let's break up!"

(End of this chapter)