My wonderful netizen husband

Chapter 11

Feng Junyan glared, thinking that you still have the face to say that you touched someone's face when they first met, and the deceitful person told you that they had turned bad, and they confusedly matched my sister and me, thinking of this, I blushed and kissed you , pouted and said

"Hate it! Say it! Will you hate me forever if we break up!"

Li Yunpeng was instantly overwhelmed with happiness, and returned with an affectionate kiss, thinking that love itself is a two-way choice!Even more selfish!overbearing!There is no reason and reason!Since you want to break up with me, it must be because I am not good enough, not because of your watery behavior!
But seeing the hands of the two people holding each other tightly, thinking that breaking up in this situation would be a bit of a disaster, she tasted her wife's oral liquid again, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, and said cheerfully

"That's right! That's right! Brother, I promised you that life will be a stormy road, and my husband will be with you. Now that you want to break up, you must have a new fairy partner, which proves that I am no longer suitable for you, and you don't need me anymore. ! If you really let go tomorrow, it is because you are explaining with your actions that there is a kind of love called letting go!"

Feng Junyan cried into tears when she heard it, but in the face of the cold and cruel reality, the hot tears can only burn her wounded heart, and nothing else can change her, so she hugged his neck and said
"I can't bear you! My heart hurts! It hurts! But I have no choice! Please slap me twice to make me feel a little better, okay?"

Li Yunpeng was going to hear about the breakup again, looking at her heartbroken expression, he felt that he misjudged the situation and was too confident in this relationship!

But no matter how you say it, a man's hand is for the world, not for a woman. As a man, because of his own incompetence and incapacity, the one he loves is forced to choose someone else. What qualifications to hit others.

Thinking of this, he pursed his lips, hugged Feng Junyan in his arms, and said solemnly
"I'm sorry! I don't have the habit of hitting people! I don't even have the habit of hitting women! I promised you that I will only spoil you and never hurt you in this life! Every word I say counts! But don't worry too much, No matter what happens in the future! No matter what choice you make, it is right for me, because if you love someone, you should respect her choice! But I have a small request, please allow me to say it again, wife Can I love you?"

As soon as the words fell, Feng Junyan gagged her forever, and the two were lingering together again!
Feng Junyan woke up the next day and was about to take a hot shower, but she almost tripped when she got out of bed. Looking at the messy ground, she was so ashamed that she wished she could get under the carpet and never come out, and grabbed his ear pull to the bed
"You shameless! Do you want to save money, or want my life! Look at your good deeds! Why do you say you are so shameless! How do you solve this matter!"

Li Yunpeng glanced at the empty bedside table, then at the bottles and cans on the carpet, smiled wickedly and threw his head on her lap as a pillow, and said mischievously
"Be careful! Calm down! I was wrong! I will correct it now! How do you solve it? How do you feel?"

Before Feng Junyan could react, she was dragged into bed by Li Yunpeng...

After some wind and rain, Feng Junyan stared round, bit his arm hard, spit twice symbolically, and pretended to be angry and said

"Smelly guy! Didn't you say there was no more at dawn? Why did a small umbrella suddenly appear! I misunderstood just now, you are not trying to make money, you are simply taking revenge! You are planning to save my life on March 3 In this room 21!"

Li Yunpeng looked at her mischievous appearance, scratched the bridge of her nose lightly again and said with a smile

"Look at what you said, there are relevant statistical studies, and the married life should not be less than three times a week! If you don't reach this number of days, it will affect your health! Count how long we haven't seen each other!"

Feng Junyan was completely speechless, thinking that you would never plan to finish the homework that was missed in a year, but before she could refute, he wanted to make another ridiculous sentence

"Didn't you keep asking me how deeply I love you? I won't talk about the heart that the moon represents. You'll know after cleaning! If you don't know, wait until I wake up and tell you!"

Feng Junyan jumped out of bed with a whoosh, glared fiercely, and said helplessly
"Brother, I was wrong! I went to take a shower! Please don't bother me anymore! Otherwise, it will be a small farewell, and it will be a farewell forever!"

Li Yunpeng winked at Feng Junyan, turned around and fell asleep hugging the quilt.

Feng Junyan shook her head, came out of the shower and looked at Li Yunpeng who was sleeping soundly, then went to bed carefully, lay on the pillow lightly, and squeezed the blackheads on his face.

Squeeze a black head and scold a dirty pig until the whole face is squeezed out. When I took out the ear pick and was about to pick out her ears, I didn't expect Li Yunpeng to grab her hand and say

"You scolded me a total of eighteen dirty pigs! Why haven't you scolded enough, you are going to deaf me with ear picks! If you scold me again, you won't be able to hear me anymore!"

Feng Junyan was stunned for a moment, thinking that now she finally understands why people say they can't wake up a person who pretends to be asleep. Thinking of this, she grabbed his ear and said angrily

"Smelly shameless! You say you are so shameless! You say you are hateful! You say you are so distressed! Why do I admire you so much!"

Li Yunpeng looked at Feng Junyan's distressed expression, and thought to himself that if you don't admire your elder brother, a serious female college student, how could you take a fancy to me as a temporary worker.

If I wanted a face, I would wake up as soon as I squeezed the first blackhead, would you still carefully squeeze out the blackheads on your face?
But I was afraid that this guy would twist his ears off, so he smiled naughtily and said

"I endured the severe pain to let you squeeze your blackheads, not to make your face smoother, but to make you feel that I have started to have a face? Do you think what I said makes sense!"

Feng Junyan is a well-known female man, and the burly man on the construction site is also in awe of her, but facing Li Yunpeng who is pillowed in his arms, there is nothing he can do. Looking at his hippie smiling face, it seems that the whole world is in awe. Laughing at myself.

Suddenly a faint sadness came to my heart, thinking of this shameless person who said that his happiest moment was acting like a baby in his mother's arms, and then laying on her lap and picking out his ears, but this time may be the last time he gave him Picked out his ears, and then said sadly

"Today I will clean out both your ears! Listen to your new girlfriend carefully in the future! In fact, the girl's request is very simple, I don't ask how much money you have! How outstanding! How capable! I just ask you to be single-minded for the rest of your life. , just loving her alone is enough! Remember there are no little fools?"

(End of this chapter)