My wonderful netizen husband

Chapter 32

Because Li Yunpeng chatted with his parents late last night, and he has the habit of falling asleep when he gets in the car, but when he fell asleep, he was woken up by the harsh ringtone of his mobile phone. When he picked it up, he saw that it was Feng Junyan's call. Because the roaming fee is too expensive, he just pressed it off, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and when he was about to send a text message, he was completely dumbfounded by the content of the text message
"Honey, I don't think I did! Why didn't I send a text message! I got home safely! I love you!"

"Husband, my mother said that as long as your parents are willing, we can buy a house and get married! Tell me how to thank my sister!"

"It's shameful! I fell asleep! Why didn't you reply or send a text message! What the hell are you up to!"

"Honey! Have you set off yet? I'll be waiting for your text message. I will see off Sister Moon and welcome Father Sun!"

"Li Yunpeng! Are you a human or a beast! Do you feel that you have a personality like this? Please don't use your personality to challenge my patience! If you are still panting, please reply quickly!"

Li Yunpeng saw that his brain was buzzing, and he thought that he had made up his mind last night, and after getting in the car, he told others to set off by himself, but he accidentally fell asleep!
Thinking of this, I looked out of the window, and found that I was almost at the Jingning service area, and I had finished more than half of the journey, so I quickly returned to a

"Baby, I'm really sorry! There is no signal in the cave at home! I fell asleep when I got in the car. Just now I dreamed that you were hungry and woke me up. I was about to buy food, and your call came! We really have a good understanding OK!"

Feng Junyan found out that Li Yunpeng had put his phone down, and almost exploded with anger. Just when he was about to redial again, a text message came. The anger in his heart was half extinguished, and he rolled his eyes angrily and replied:

"When you're doing something, you can never focus on the point. You have three bowls of tofu all day long. I'm not in the mood to listen to your nonsense here! Tell me! Where are you going now?"

Li Yunpeng had just got off the car in the service area, and the cigarette hadn't been lit yet, and the text message came. He thought that a scolding would be unavoidable. He wanted to ignore it, but he was afraid that this guy would blackmail him, so he waited until Xining took a look It will be troublesome if you smear it in the dark, hurry up and squat on the ground to give back the message

"Oh! I am loved by everyone, and the little lady who sees the flowers bloom! Please don't get angry! If you get pregnant, wouldn't you be committing a crime! When I arrive in Xining, you will kill me. Cut it up to your disposal! If you still don’t let go of your hatred! Just chop it into stuffing and make steamed buns for you to eat! Arrive in Lanzhou after two o’clock in the afternoon, and the fast customers from Xining are guaranteed to appear in front of you in three hours! See if this will work! "

After sending the text message, Li Yunpeng smiled very proudly, lit the cigarette, and spit it out slowly, thinking that I will see how angry you are next!

After Feng Junyan sent the text message, she thought that Li Yunpeng should be able to realize her mistake, and would definitely send a long text message of apology. He thought of putting the phone on the window sill to wash his face and brush his teeth, but just before he swiped twice, the text message rang. Seeing that he swallowed a big mouthful of toothpaste, he thought to himself that this shameless person, there are only words that this shameless person can't think of, there is nothing he dare not say, and angrily threw the phone on the window sill again.

Xue Caixia just came out of the kitchen and happened to see her daughter swallowing toothpaste while brushing her teeth while watching her mobile phone.

"Yanyan, are you hungry! Why did you start eating toothpaste! You're blushing and have a thick neck, let me have a look too!"

Terrified, Feng Junyan swallowed the toothbrush water again, swished the phone into her pocket, glanced at Xue Caixia, her face flushed, what did you say?

"Mom! You know I'm hungry, so you don't hurry to cook, and you peek at me brushing my teeth here! I drank all the toothbrush water!"

After speaking, Feng Junyan quickly took the toiletries and walked towards her room quickly!

Xue Caixia froze in place for a moment, thinking that this dead girl was obviously looking at her phone while brushing her teeth, and she drank the toothbrushing water when she saw something excited, but now she blamed me for not cooking.

When it comes to cooking, she is even more angry. The eldest son Feng Yulong has gone to a competition with pigeons!The youngest son, Feng Yubing, took the dog to catch the rabbit last night and hasn't come back yet!The eldest daughter just woke up, and the youngest daughter Feng Junmei went out to play after breakfast. Maybe let me eat alone!
Xue Caixia muttered a few words in her mouth, let out a long sigh, then plunged into the kitchen, and started cooking Feng Junyan's favorite meal!

Feng Junyan went back to the room and took a deep breath, thinking that if her mother sees her today, she must not use the words fetal gas, if she is not severely injured and admitted to the hospital today, then her mother will be pissed off and beaten. The ambulance was sent to the hospital. Thinking of this, he took out his mobile phone angrily and started sending text messages to Li Yunpeng
"The surname is Li! Are you looking for death! Don't you know I'm at home? What nonsense are you talking about all day long! Excuse me, we are not married, how could we be pregnant! Are you afraid that the world will not be chaotic! If you really don't want to come , then go back now!"

After Feng Junyan sent the text message, she threw the phone on the bed, rolled her eyes angrily, and said helplessly
"Oh! I really don't know what I'm thinking. I opened my eyes wide to find such a villain! I'm so worried!"

After reading the text message, Li Yunpeng's expression changed drastically. He thought that this was a big joke. Feng Junyan's anger must have been seen by her mother. What should I do now? Maybe I really don't have to go. Quickly return one

"Wife, I have a bad heart! Please don't make such a joke with me! Didn't your mother see it? Why do you recite my points like this! What should I do now?"

Feng Junyan was really angry and laughed after reading the text message. The angry thing is that this guy is out of tune all day long, talking nonsense all the time, and he can kill him alive. What I want to laugh is that he is now scared and ready to go back the same way. See here He pursed his lips, pouted his mouth high and replied

"Hey! Who is this! I almost don't know each other! I didn't expect that there are things you are afraid of in this world! But don't worry, not everyone is as shameless as you! How could I let my mother see Now, if my mother sees it, can I go back the same way? Tell me when you will arrive!"

Li Yunpeng just got in the car when Feng Junyan text message came over, seeing when it was coming, his heart fluttered and his heart rate finally returned to normal, he pursed his lips
"Oh! It's God helping me! As long as your mother doesn't see it, it's fine! Other things are fine, brother, I will be there at five or six in the afternoon! You are ready to come to the station to pick you up!"

(End of this chapter)