My wonderful netizen husband
Chapter 36
Chapter 36
Feng Junyan blushed to the ears from the embarrassment, pinched his palms hard, looked around in a panic, and pretended to be angry and said
"Are you crazy! What do you want to do with such a loud voice? I'm afraid that people won't know that you are shameless! Don't be afraid that people will call the police and arrest you! Do you know what you are doing here? To get rid of this crap all day long, Is there nothing else? Please, can you be normal!"
Faced with Feng Junyan's questioning, Li Yunpeng felt extremely uncomfortable for a moment, thinking that he would spend a spring evening with his beloved woman. Isn't this the most normal idea of a normal man?Why is it not normal for me? I wanted to directly say that I came to be a fake son-in-law, but since I have promised to buy a house at the door of the family, it is meaningless to mention these again. Thinking of this, I smiled wryly and took her hand and said
"That's right! I'm here to buy a house to marry you! What am I doing here! But there doesn't seem to be any conflict between the two! Since you think it's abnormal, I just got off the car to see that there is a fast passenger going to your Tianci County! Let's buy a ticket and go back quickly, and discuss with your mother about buying a house! What else is there to eat!"
Feng Junyan looked at Li Yunpeng's extremely serious expression, and instantly felt uncomfortable, thinking that sometimes you slip like a loach, and the computer can't catch up with your brain, and sometimes it makes people feel distressed to be honest, but tonight I won't Stay in Xining for one night to cool down your brimstone brain. I'm afraid you should go back tomorrow!This may be the most correct thing my sister has done these days!The most strategic decision has been made!
Thinking of this, I glared at Li Yunpeng, a little dumbfounded
"Oh! I really convinced you! People who are going to get married soon, can you be a little more prudent when doing things, and you don't want to see what time it is, which sales department is waiting for you to choose a house! Let's talk Buying a house is not in a hurry for this meal, even if there are big things, you should always have a full stomach first!"
Li Yunpeng was right when he thought about it, it was getting dark soon, where to buy a house, he had to feed his head first, then he suddenly remembered that Feng Junyan said that he wanted to have a candlelight dinner, but he had never eaten steak anyway, so he hadn’t waited for him Opened his mouth, someone suddenly kicked him, pouted his mouth and said
"What to eat? Have you thought about it? If you're not hungry, then don't eat!"
Li Yunpeng saw that Feng Junyan was impatient, took her hand again, and said curiously
"Dude, last time I went to your house as a college classmate, it's fine if your mother didn't entertain me! This time I'm the future son-in-law. Don't my mother-in-law host a banquet? Do you want to eat fast food outside? "
Feng Junyan heard her mother-in-law's scalp go numb, thinking that my mother didn't know at all, you are shameless, and actually thought of hosting a banquet to entertain you, but she was afraid that he would ask endlessly after saying this, so she licked her mouth pursed his lips and pretended to be angry
"Oh! You don't even look at what time it is, but you actually want my mother to cook for you at night! This is a happy event, not a funeral. What does my mother think when you go to propose marriage at night? How do you think about problems all day long?"
Li Yunpeng was scrupulously cleaned up, and he couldn't find his way in an instant. He thought that it was you who were talking about eating, and now it was my fault. However, he thought carefully what others said was not unreasonable, and said with a long sigh
"Okay! My aunt! All mistakes are my fault! Tonight I will treat my brother, let's go to have a candlelight dinner!"
Feng Junyan thought that this guy had finally opened his mind, and his hanging heart just dropped halfway, but when he heard the candlelight dinner, he slammed into his throat again, staring at him in extreme surprise and saying
"Dude! You really dare to say anything! Do you know how much a candlelight dinner costs?"
Li Yunpeng was stunned for a moment when he saw Feng Junyan's angry look, thinking that when she bought something before, she thought that she could save a little bit, but she would rather buy something that is more expensive, and after finishing the matter, she would use the principle that what is expensive is what is expensive. I sealed my mouth, now I am anxious about a meal, it seems that I still want to get married, thinking of this, I pursed my lips and said with a smile
"Oh! Look at you! I know that Western food is very expensive! But it's not enough to eat a meal of Western food. I will never be able to turn over in my life! My brother will treat you tonight! You can go wherever you want!"
Feng Junyan looked at Li Yunpeng's extremely indifferent appearance, and was speechless for a moment, thinking that the down payment of the house was borrowed, and he was still in the mood to play romance here, so he grabbed his ear and said
"Brother! How do you say that you feel so distressed! The five thousand I gave you is for you to go back and pay off the debt, not for you to charge a large sum of money! A Western meal will not make you lose your life forever, but if a house is like If you think about swollen face all day long to make yourself fat, I’m afraid you’ll never turn over in your life! So I decided to eat beef ramen, because you’re so tired from the car, I’ll add two eggs to you tonight!”
Li Yunpeng heard that the house would make him unable to turn over for the rest of his life, so he grabbed Feng Junyan's hand and said extremely depressed
"Sister, didn't you say you bought the house? How come I can't turn over now for the rest of my life! What's going on here!"
Feng Junyan looked at Li Yunpeng's extremely surprised expression, pursed her lips and said helplessly
"Brother, you are a shepherd boy deep in the mountains! In today's terms, you are a male dick! I am a grassroots girl whose family can't even afford college tuition and needs a loan to complete my studies! We are now dicks and grass roots. Perfect match! You think I'm a rich lady, what do you want me to buy you a house? Don't tell me you're really planning to move in with your bags and don't pay a penny!"
When Li Yunpeng heard about the perfect match between a male dick and a female grassroots, tears filled his eyes instantly, thinking that when Feng Junyan chose the perfect match, she also chose a dead end for herself!The moment she mentioned dicks and grassroots, it proved that she understood better than anyone else what it means to buy a house and get married. The reason why she chose to travel to the mountains knowing that there are tigers, with her youth without regrets and the spirit of not admitting defeat, Interpret the ups and downs of life at that time, and the vows of love that support each other.
Li Yunpeng thought of this and lit a cigarette. He wanted to say that we are not a perfect match, but the happiest fairy couple, but he was afraid that this guy would be impatient again, so he turned his eyes and continued to ask.
"Dude, you've been talking for a long time to make me happy! But I've already told my parents! Are you telling me not to buy it now? Aren't you deliberately bullying people?"
When Feng Junyan heard Li Yunpeng say that he was bullying him, she sighed and said
"Oh! I used to think that your EQ was [-], but now I find out that your EQ is zero, and your IQ is directly below zero! Don't you know that buying a house now is just an emergency measure to get married smoothly? Could it be you Let me pay it alone, if you don't want to pay it back, you can quit now! I will marry myself tomorrow, just as you are inviting you to a wedding drink before going back!"
(End of this chapter)
Feng Junyan blushed to the ears from the embarrassment, pinched his palms hard, looked around in a panic, and pretended to be angry and said
"Are you crazy! What do you want to do with such a loud voice? I'm afraid that people won't know that you are shameless! Don't be afraid that people will call the police and arrest you! Do you know what you are doing here? To get rid of this crap all day long, Is there nothing else? Please, can you be normal!"
Faced with Feng Junyan's questioning, Li Yunpeng felt extremely uncomfortable for a moment, thinking that he would spend a spring evening with his beloved woman. Isn't this the most normal idea of a normal man?Why is it not normal for me? I wanted to directly say that I came to be a fake son-in-law, but since I have promised to buy a house at the door of the family, it is meaningless to mention these again. Thinking of this, I smiled wryly and took her hand and said
"That's right! I'm here to buy a house to marry you! What am I doing here! But there doesn't seem to be any conflict between the two! Since you think it's abnormal, I just got off the car to see that there is a fast passenger going to your Tianci County! Let's buy a ticket and go back quickly, and discuss with your mother about buying a house! What else is there to eat!"
Feng Junyan looked at Li Yunpeng's extremely serious expression, and instantly felt uncomfortable, thinking that sometimes you slip like a loach, and the computer can't catch up with your brain, and sometimes it makes people feel distressed to be honest, but tonight I won't Stay in Xining for one night to cool down your brimstone brain. I'm afraid you should go back tomorrow!This may be the most correct thing my sister has done these days!The most strategic decision has been made!
Thinking of this, I glared at Li Yunpeng, a little dumbfounded
"Oh! I really convinced you! People who are going to get married soon, can you be a little more prudent when doing things, and you don't want to see what time it is, which sales department is waiting for you to choose a house! Let's talk Buying a house is not in a hurry for this meal, even if there are big things, you should always have a full stomach first!"
Li Yunpeng was right when he thought about it, it was getting dark soon, where to buy a house, he had to feed his head first, then he suddenly remembered that Feng Junyan said that he wanted to have a candlelight dinner, but he had never eaten steak anyway, so he hadn’t waited for him Opened his mouth, someone suddenly kicked him, pouted his mouth and said
"What to eat? Have you thought about it? If you're not hungry, then don't eat!"
Li Yunpeng saw that Feng Junyan was impatient, took her hand again, and said curiously
"Dude, last time I went to your house as a college classmate, it's fine if your mother didn't entertain me! This time I'm the future son-in-law. Don't my mother-in-law host a banquet? Do you want to eat fast food outside? "
Feng Junyan heard her mother-in-law's scalp go numb, thinking that my mother didn't know at all, you are shameless, and actually thought of hosting a banquet to entertain you, but she was afraid that he would ask endlessly after saying this, so she licked her mouth pursed his lips and pretended to be angry
"Oh! You don't even look at what time it is, but you actually want my mother to cook for you at night! This is a happy event, not a funeral. What does my mother think when you go to propose marriage at night? How do you think about problems all day long?"
Li Yunpeng was scrupulously cleaned up, and he couldn't find his way in an instant. He thought that it was you who were talking about eating, and now it was my fault. However, he thought carefully what others said was not unreasonable, and said with a long sigh
"Okay! My aunt! All mistakes are my fault! Tonight I will treat my brother, let's go to have a candlelight dinner!"
Feng Junyan thought that this guy had finally opened his mind, and his hanging heart just dropped halfway, but when he heard the candlelight dinner, he slammed into his throat again, staring at him in extreme surprise and saying
"Dude! You really dare to say anything! Do you know how much a candlelight dinner costs?"
Li Yunpeng was stunned for a moment when he saw Feng Junyan's angry look, thinking that when she bought something before, she thought that she could save a little bit, but she would rather buy something that is more expensive, and after finishing the matter, she would use the principle that what is expensive is what is expensive. I sealed my mouth, now I am anxious about a meal, it seems that I still want to get married, thinking of this, I pursed my lips and said with a smile
"Oh! Look at you! I know that Western food is very expensive! But it's not enough to eat a meal of Western food. I will never be able to turn over in my life! My brother will treat you tonight! You can go wherever you want!"
Feng Junyan looked at Li Yunpeng's extremely indifferent appearance, and was speechless for a moment, thinking that the down payment of the house was borrowed, and he was still in the mood to play romance here, so he grabbed his ear and said
"Brother! How do you say that you feel so distressed! The five thousand I gave you is for you to go back and pay off the debt, not for you to charge a large sum of money! A Western meal will not make you lose your life forever, but if a house is like If you think about swollen face all day long to make yourself fat, I’m afraid you’ll never turn over in your life! So I decided to eat beef ramen, because you’re so tired from the car, I’ll add two eggs to you tonight!”
Li Yunpeng heard that the house would make him unable to turn over for the rest of his life, so he grabbed Feng Junyan's hand and said extremely depressed
"Sister, didn't you say you bought the house? How come I can't turn over now for the rest of my life! What's going on here!"
Feng Junyan looked at Li Yunpeng's extremely surprised expression, pursed her lips and said helplessly
"Brother, you are a shepherd boy deep in the mountains! In today's terms, you are a male dick! I am a grassroots girl whose family can't even afford college tuition and needs a loan to complete my studies! We are now dicks and grass roots. Perfect match! You think I'm a rich lady, what do you want me to buy you a house? Don't tell me you're really planning to move in with your bags and don't pay a penny!"
When Li Yunpeng heard about the perfect match between a male dick and a female grassroots, tears filled his eyes instantly, thinking that when Feng Junyan chose the perfect match, she also chose a dead end for herself!The moment she mentioned dicks and grassroots, it proved that she understood better than anyone else what it means to buy a house and get married. The reason why she chose to travel to the mountains knowing that there are tigers, with her youth without regrets and the spirit of not admitting defeat, Interpret the ups and downs of life at that time, and the vows of love that support each other.
Li Yunpeng thought of this and lit a cigarette. He wanted to say that we are not a perfect match, but the happiest fairy couple, but he was afraid that this guy would be impatient again, so he turned his eyes and continued to ask.
"Dude, you've been talking for a long time to make me happy! But I've already told my parents! Are you telling me not to buy it now? Aren't you deliberately bullying people?"
When Feng Junyan heard Li Yunpeng say that he was bullying him, she sighed and said
"Oh! I used to think that your EQ was [-], but now I find out that your EQ is zero, and your IQ is directly below zero! Don't you know that buying a house now is just an emergency measure to get married smoothly? Could it be you Let me pay it alone, if you don't want to pay it back, you can quit now! I will marry myself tomorrow, just as you are inviting you to a wedding drink before going back!"
(End of this chapter)
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