My wonderful netizen husband

Chapter 4 The trip that goes away

When Li Yunpeng heard that it was a trip to cash in once, he was instantly happy. He thought, brother, I really have no reason to worry. I will stay with you for a few more days. I didn't expect you to want to exchange this with me. It's too much. cute!
But when I think about taking a trip that says I can leave, it’s only seven words, but if I want to make it a reality, I’m afraid half a year’s salary is not enough. I wanted to say that since you have this attitude, then let’s break up!

But if you don't go, you will give up like this. She is my first love girlfriend after all, and it would be a pity not to fight for it once.

After Feng Junyan finished speaking, she smiled very proudly, thinking that she would earn that little salary in a month, and she was so arrogant, seeing that Li Yunpeng kept silent and pretended to be irritable and said
"If you don't talk! Then you don't have to hold hands and share! Your words don't count! Why should I embarrass myself!!"

Li Yunpeng bit his heart and thought, if a trip can save a daughter-in-law, that would be the best result. Anyway, since I met her, I have been living in debt and said with a wry smile

"Don't worry, every word I tell you counts! It's not that I'm going to take a space shuttle with you to travel in space. As for being so excited? Now say that I want to go to Lanzhou or Xi'an! I'm going to ask for leave now!"

Feng Junyan was speechless when she heard this, thinking that this is the pattern, and her vision will always stay in the five northern provinces. Since there must be an unforgettable breakup, it must be unforgettable for him forever, and two words popped out of her mouth
"Yunnan!"

Li Yunpeng's phone almost fell to the ground, thinking that this prodigal girl really dared to speak, let alone how much it costs to go to Yunnan, just from Yan'an to Xi'an and then to Kunming, the train takes two or three days, is it true? Play with you at work.

But at present, as long as people ask for conditions, it is an opportunity for my family. I smiled bitterly and said
"Oh! Lanzhou beef ramen is famous all over the world. Xi'an was the ancient capital of thirteen dynasties, and [-]A-level scenic spots can be seen everywhere. Isn't this tossing around?"

Seeing that Li Yunpeng was playing sloppy again, Feng Junyan thought that if he honestly said that he had no money and refused to go to Yunnan, he might let him go, but he couldn't change his shit, so he just said something
"I'm sorry! Who stipulates that you must take the train to travel, don't you sell the plane ticket for you? Take the plane to Yunnan, otherwise nothing will be discussed!"

When Li Yunpeng heard that he was going to Yunnan by plane, he was dumbfounded for a moment, thinking that the cost of breaking up was too high, what should he bring to take others by plane.

Seeing that Li Yunpeng was silent, Feng Junyan thought to herself, I'll see how you pretend now, and rolled her eyes at this thought and said
"Can you hurry up what you are doing, can you go with a word?"

Li Yunpeng didn't even think about it and said something directly

"If you can't get up and down by plane, then we are not breaking up, but saying goodbye to this world forever!"

Feng Junyan didn't wait for Li Yunpeng to finish, and interrupted him directly, saying in an extremely irritable manner
"Okay! No one knows, which one will come first tomorrow or the accident, since you will break up wherever you hold hands, then I will go to Yunnan to break up! If it doesn't work, don't talk about it!"

Li Yunpeng found out that Feng Junyan didn't give himself a choice. He bit his heart and thought that success or failure would depend on one action. He gritted his teeth and said

"Okay! Whatever you say, so be it. I'll ask for leave tomorrow! See you in Kunming the day after tomorrow!"

When Feng Junyan heard the meeting in Kunming the day after tomorrow, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't want to hit him and agreed, and went to Yunnan to break up. If it spread, it would make people laugh, but she didn't want to continue. Love life, pursed lips and said
"We haven't broken up yet. Let me fly to Kunming as a woman. You really treat me like a woman! Don't ask for leave, send me your ID number! I'll let you know when I buy the ticket!"

Li Yunpeng frowned when he heard that the ID card was required, and said helplessly
"Oh! You will die if you don't toss around all day long! But you are also a person who has taken a train, why do you need an ID number to buy a plane ticket!"

Feng Junyan was speechless for a moment, thinking that if you have the money to squeeze to the ticket window to get a ticket by train, how can you buy a plane ticket online without an ID number, so she said helplessly

"The air ticket is a real-name system, send the ID number quickly, and I don't have time to talk to you!"

Li Yunpeng was instantly ashamed of being stunned, and said with a long sigh of relief

"I'm sorry! I'm not used to spending women's money. I'll buy it when I confirm the ID number and send it over!"

Feng Junyan was almost annoyed when she heard that she didn't spend women's money. She thought that after confirming her relationship in 2005, this shameless thing said that her voice was nice, and she held the public phone in the school phone booth for hours.

It costs 18 yuan an hour, where did he get the money, but he said that other people only eat steamed buns and not vegetables, and save money to fall in love!I only eat steamed buns and don't eat vegetables, so I can save money and make a phone call!
In order to ensure that he has a bowl of fried noodles every day, he regularly deposits 100 yuan in the bank card every month!In the end, he bought all of the Coke. Thinking of this, he said angrily

"My surname is Li! When you said this, did you install a lightning rod on your body? Could it be that a thunder fell from the sky and directly sent you to the Lord of Hell! May I ask how much money you spent on me? Do you know which 100 yuan I am?" How did you come here? When drinking Coke, did Jiasha drink you over?"

Li Yunpeng took a puff of cigarette lightly, thinking that only a woman can accept you who is poor, and that is the real love for you, but my brother and I have no choice, so I said with a wicked smile

"The Coke you bought with the money is not Dalang's medicine, how could you drink it! As for you saying that I lied to you, that would be a great injustice! At that time, all the money was really on the phone! By the way! I never asked You, how did you get that 100 yuan, I remember your monthly living expenses are only [-]!"

When Feng Junyan heard how the 100 yuan came from, she went into a rage
"My surname is Li! You still have the face to ask me how I got the 100 yuan. You slap yourself in the face twice first! I'll tell you how! Now slap me! Until you slap me like a pig's head!"

Li Yunpeng thought to himself why this woman is so vicious, there is no one in the world who beats herself, she slaps herself every now and then, although it doesn't hurt, but it is extremely insulting.

But he hung up the phone without slapping him, and said goodbye to himself completely. Thinking of this, he lifted the quilt, turned on the hands-free phone and put it on his belly, slapping him hard.

Feng Junyan panicked when she heard the loud applause, thinking that if she really slapped him into a pig's head, she would become a poisonous woman. She wanted to say that it would be enough to slap her twice, but she was afraid that she would be fine. The scars forgot the pain, this kid must suffer a bit today!

As a result, within a minute, Feng Junyan's defense line collapsed, and she said anxiously

"Okay! If you beat yourself into a pig's head, people who don't know will think that I made you into a pig's head! I will give you 100 yuan per month, and I will save it by skipping breakfast every day!"

(End of this chapter)