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Chapter 102 The Couple Are Crazy
"Xiao Han, you don't usually have the habit of drinking tea, do you?"

The first sentence of Lao Pan's small talk did not seem like a casual question.

Han Lie felt it, but he didn't pay any attention to it, and answered whatever he had.

"Not really."

Lao Pan immediately "educated" him: "Drinking tea is good! Self-cultivation and patience can make a man calm, which is much better than drinking cola!"
The boys who drink Coke are all little boys who can't grow up, what do they look like!

You have to learn..."

What do you mean?
Why doesn't it sound like a simple criticism?
As Han Lie was thinking about it, another conversation took place in the sofa area of ​​the living room at the same time.

Zhao Anni asked: "Sister-in-law, today's dishes are all your favorite, what will you and Tingting drink later? Do you want to drink some red wine with your mother?"

Pan Ge calmly replied with three words: "Drink Coke!"

"Yo? How strange..."

Zhao Anni was more calm than her, and nodded with a smile.

"Okay, today you are the second oldest, what do you want to drink. But there is no such thing at home, so why don't you go buy it?"

Xi Luting said stupidly: "Pan Pan, I'll go with you!"

Pan Ge pulled her, took out her phone, and lowered her head.

"I'll call the supermarket. If I buy one box at a time, they should deliver it."

Zhao Anni didn't stop her, she just smiled meaningfully and glanced sideways at Han Lie.

Han Lie didn't see that look, but when he heard their chat, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and finally realized it.

Okay!

Are the emotional old father-in-law and the old mother-in-law playing tricks?
Oh, it's really cryptic...

Pan's father and Pan's mother always talked about one thing - Pan Ge didn't like drinking Coke, and he didn't like boys who drank Coke as water.

Pan Ge's appreciation should be the kind of calm and patient man.

Of course, on this point, the couple is no longer so sure.

They brought Xi Luting home, who knows if she still likes men?
So they just hinted a little bit.

It is your ability to understand.

If you don't understand it, then you are stupid enough to beat Pan Ge.

Thinking a little deeper, it is obvious that the eldest brother and sister-in-law have not admitted Han Lie's death, tests and observations are still everywhere.

You have the ability to deal with Pan Ge, we are very happy.

You can't, and it's impossible for us to help too much. After all, my daughter is my own, so I have to feel distressed.

After thinking it over, Han Lie was in awe of this family.

They are all fairies...

Daily communication is like guessing riddles!
Xi Luting scolded Pan Ge as a black hearted white lotus, to be reasonable, growing up in such a family environment, can she not be black-bellied?

No wonder she's not interested in boys her age...

With a conservative judgment, out of 1 boys of the same age, there is enough for one to keep up with her thinking.

After Han Lie figured out what was going on, Lao Pan started talking about tea again.

"My tea was picked up cheaply at the Duyun Maojian New Tea Auction the year before last.

At that time, Qiannan Duyun Company released three cans of 'Duyun Maojian Special Treasure Tea King', 150g per can, each with a label.

At that time, I went with the old Guo of Fuxing. We discussed it. I let him for the first bid, each according to his own ability for the second bid, and he let me for the third bid.

As a result, the first bid was 7, which was won by Lao Lin from Guangdong Province.

The competition for the second bid was more intense, and together we raised the price to 10 yuan!

By the time of the third bid, there were all the people who were bound to win it, and Lao Guo couldn't get it, and then he watched helplessly as I won it at a price of 5, and no one else dared to compete with me...

For the same pot of tea, his was twice as expensive as mine, and Lao Guo was so angry that he slapped the table on the spot... Hahahaha! "

Han Lie listened carefully, and then he was stunned.

What the hell!

The revived old Guo!

Brother, what are you doing?
If the relationship with the giant is so good, at least he must be a big brother, right?
Just as he was in a daze, Lao Pan suddenly expressed a deep emotion.

"So, it's never easy to get your hands on something you love that many people are fighting for.

Be strategic and patient.

First of all, you have to smooth out the key factors, and then make a decision before making a move. You can't rush for success and hit the final blow, and you can't give others a chance to react...

Ouch, my pot of tea tastes even more fragrant than Lao Guo's box! "

Teach, Teach!

Your son-in-law can feel your determination to be my father!

However, the skin is skin in the heart, but on the surface it is the complete opposite. Han Lie's calmness is even worse than the old turtle.

"I'll enjoy it."

There are only seven words in total, and there is no more than one.

You can't say that he doesn't respect people, he just sat there with a very respectful attitude.

As a result, Lao Pan became restless and depressed.

Did you understand?

Also, do you like our daughter or not?

Finally, we are together, can you have a heart-to-heart talk with Dad? !

sorry, can not.

My son-in-law's trip today has three purposes.

One is watching the fun.

Both are fully evaluated.

The three manifest themselves.

In other words, before the results of the comprehensive evaluation come out, Han Lie only intends to show himself initially, it is impossible to express his opinion, and the most he can do is to watch the excitement.

As for what to evaluate...

To put it simply-evaluate the advantages and disadvantages of being deeply entangled with Pan Ge.

For things that don't have enough benefits, whoever falls in love will fall in love with him, anyway, I won't do it.

"Suck it~~~"

Han Lie took a sip of the tea soup, the taste was sweet, his lips and teeth were salivating, and he immediately let out a satisfied sigh.

“Good tea!”

Lao Pan was elated and in a good mood.

"Really? The annual output of this Duyun Maojian King is less than one kilogram. Uncle, my taste in tea is quite trustworthy..."

"Mmmmmmm!"

Han Lie nodded obediently, with an adoring expression, like a crouching dragon and a phoenix chick facing Wang Duoyu.

Seeing it from afar, Pan Ge gritted his teeth.

After drinking two cups of tea and chatting for a while, the aunt notified that the dishes were ready.

So Lao Pan waved his hand: "Let's go, children, let's eat!"

Over there, Zhao Anni and Xi Luting had already had a lively chat. Although they were talking about superficial content, they had successfully narrowed the distance.

As soon as her husband spoke, she immediately pulled the two girls affectionately towards the restaurant.

One in each hand, no difference in treatment.

Pan Ge's restaurant is also very large, and it has two restaurants.

A window-facing room dedicated to eating Chinese food, and an open Western-style restaurant with long dining tables.

Today I ate Chinese food.

As soon as Han Lie entered the room, he was shocked by the dishes on the dining table.

Most people cook Chinese food at home, and they seldom pay attention to the presentation. Her family is different, and the dishes are too formal.

Not only is the presentation exquisite, but even the plates themselves have their own specifications.

Good guy, what a wealthy family who never tires of food...

The table was full of dishes, Han Lie glanced over and only recognized two things - lobster boats and hairy crabs.

Besides, he had never even seen the stir-fried vegetables on the table.

Highlight one outrageous.

Sitting around a dining table that can seat at least 10 people, Han Lie and Xi Luting were a little cautious.

However, Han Lie was still able to remain calm and did not underestimate himself.

Xi Luting took the initiative to move to Pan Ge's side.

She was a little uneasy.

Coincidentally, Han Lie was on Pan Ge's left side, and she was still sulking at the dog man, so she also took the initiative to lean to the right.

Therefore, they were the only two closest to each other in the audience, closer than Lao Pan and his wife.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

With a click of biu, Lao Pan's blood pressure immediately went up.

"Cough cough!"

After coughing twice, Lao Pan suddenly didn't know what to say, and sighed silently in his heart.

"Come on, use your chopsticks and eat while it's hot!"

Pan's father and Pan's mother didn't do what they did at a formal banquet, they just picked up the chopsticks.

Zhao Anni also specially took care of Xi Luting: "Ting Ting is welcome, you and Pan Ge are good friends, coming here is like going home, eat whatever you like!"

Brother Lie secretly smiled in his heart: If Xi Luting is really okay, he would come here, are you afraid that you will go crazy?

Xi Luting didn't think too much, and moved his chopsticks happily.

In order to show politeness, she deliberately picked up a crab from the front right, which was closer to herself and farther away from Pan Ge, and put it on Pan Ge's plate.

"Pan Pan, your favorite crab, here it is!"

Pan Ge smiled sweetly, picked up a fragrant small yellow flower from the front left, and gave it back to Xi Luting.

"Try this fish, it's steamed with rice wine."

This girl has never been busy at festivals!
As a result, Lao Pan and Lao Zhao's faces turned green.

However, their coping methods were completely different. Lao Pan approached Han Lie directly and said aggressively, "Xiao Han, can you have a drink?"

you need to drink...

Han Lie was about to pee with laughter, and nodded hurriedly: "Yes, I'll drink with you."

On the other hand, Zhao Anni poured Pan Ge a full glass of Coke with a smile on her face, "You ordered it, finish it!"

Pan Ge's delicate face suddenly became bitter.

"Don't you like it?"

Zhao Anni smirked: "That beer is red, can you choose another one?"

Pan Ge subconsciously looked at Xi Luting.

When has the queen's family been afraid?

Eager to try, he asked, "Why don't we drink some red wine with Auntie?"

ok...

Pan Ge thought he was at home, so he reluctantly agreed.

After a while, everyone's glasses were full of wine. Lao Pan cheered up, raised his glass and made a speech.

"Today is an ordinary day, but it is also a day to celebrate.

Our family, Pan Ge, has always been relatively quiet and introverted, and rarely invites friends to the house for dinner. Today's happy gathering proves that my daughter has two more good friends. Pan Ge's mother and I are very pleased!

Xiaohan, Tingting, thank you for coming, and hope you will come often...

Come, let's toast together and celebrate tonight! "

This is a veteran wine shop, especially good at finding meaning and sublimating themes.

In fact, it is just an excuse to drink everyone.

Han Lie didn't care. Originally, his drinking capacity was OK. After upgrading his physique and health, he was even less afraid.

"Okay! You can do whatever you want, I'll toast!"

The first one applauded, and then drank boldly, and emptied a glass of Wuliangye directly.

Lao Pan scolded with a smile: "Can I owe you wine?"

A toast followed, too.

Pan Ge and Xi Luting were startled, and they all looked at Zhao Anni.

It turned out that she was a heroine in the female middle school. She drank one-third of the glass of red wine in one gulp, and then added with a smile: "The first glass is of great significance. Auntie has to accompany her."

When the two girls heard it, they felt that it was the case, so let's drink it!
So a collective toast.

Not long after, Zhao Anni came again.

Han Lie figured it out, this is a black and white double evil, and he rushed to pour people today.

Feeling that he was choked enough to drink his old father-in-law, Han Lie restrained himself a little, only drank the second cup, and then slowly sipped.

Fortunately, he was not the focus of the attack, and the Black and White Shuangsha didn't force him.

Pan Ge and Xi Luting, two noobs, will be miserable.

How could the two of them outplay Zhao Anni?

Those who were fooled took one bite after another.

Even though Zhao Anni drank more, the two of them were poor drinkers!

Not long after, both of them got on top, their little faces were flushed, and their eyes were as moist as water.

Then start a purposeful "small talk."

"You two have such a good relationship..."

Zhao Anni sighed, her expression was very nostalgic: "I used to have a good girlfriend who was prettier than me, but unfortunately, after being cheated by a scumbag, she stopped kissing me..."

If anything else was mentioned, the two of them might not have much reaction.

As soon as the scumbag was mentioned, the two of them immediately became energetic.

"The dog man is so annoying to death!"

"That's right! She's teasing and cheating everywhere, and she's so proud of herself!"

"Yes, yes, run away when you are full, and don't do human affairs!"

"Spend your money with confidence, but spend his money with a frown!"

"Still stealing a girl's spoon, can you believe it?!"

"Why can't you believe it? I have seen four boats!"

"Bah! It's disgusting!"

"Don't give me a chance, or he will arrange all the whips and candles!"

"Okay! By the way, don't forget your leash and collar!"

The two sisters pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, spraying Han Lie bloody.

Today, both of them were angry, and when they drank some wine, their mouths suddenly lost their control.

It's a pleasure to vent so much.

Then...Lao Pan and Lao Zhao almost didn't go crazy.

Good guy!
What do you usually play? !

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

┴─┴︵╰（‵□′╰）

A table, the two of them turned against each other, their scalps burst from anger, and their eyes turned black.

When he calmed down a little bit, his mood fell into fear again.

My poor girl, do you hate men to this extent now? !

Obviously, the old couple misunderstood.

Dog man is not a derogatory term for all men, but a synonym for a certain person...

As for that certain person... was hanging his head, covering his forehead with one hand, pinching his temple hard, his shoulders twitching.

It won't work if you don't work hard, you're about to split your arms with laughter.

"Ugh……"

Lao Pan sighed, feeling a little pitiful for Xiao Han.

Although it is still uncertain whether the person he likes is his own girl or Xi Luting, but it is obvious that liking anyone is a tragedy.

If you like it... tragic!
call……

what a boy...

"Xiao Han, come, drink!"

Biting her lower lip in a hurry, she tremblingly raised her wine glass, saying two concise words: "Cheers!"

Then he raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

Pan Shengwu clearly saw that Xiao Han's eye sockets were slightly red, and there were some tears in the corners of his eyes.

That pain...can't hide it!
"Hey, slow down, slow down! What are you in a hurry for, kid?"

Lao Pan complained and felt distressed.

Han Lie thought to himself: I can't hurry up, I'm afraid of coughing up...

"Uncle Pan, I'm fine... cough cough!"

Han Lie coughed twice, then suddenly smiled: "It's your turn, Uncle Pan."

"it is good!"

Lao Pan admired this kind of man the most, forbearing, silent, licking his own hurt, and tasting his own suffering.

Those who can achieve great things will never expose their weaknesses to anyone!
pity?

A man never needs pity!
Lao Pan was very proud, and after toasting, he took the initiative to light up the bottom of the cup, showing his extraordinary respect for Han Lie.

You must know that it is impossible for elders to juniors, superiors to subordinates, to act like this.

Han Lie was a little confused.

What happened?
And Lao Pan was still boasting nonchalantly: "Xiao Han, you are a capable person..."

"???"

What can I... what can I do? !
The two men's heads were at odds with each other, and the chat was fragmentary, but the atmosphere was lively enough.

The two instigators, seeing that Han Lie was still in the mood to drink, glared over at the same time, and let out a cold snort angrily.

"Humph!"

We both scolded in vain just now?
That specifies no.

Absolutely not in vain.

Zhao Anni frowned tightly, and suddenly realized that this could not go on like this.

The two of them are already quite unscrupulous, and they must not be used to it anymore.

If you can't be soft, then be tough!
As long as Lao Pan can confirm that Han Lie's ability is fine later, I don't care if you like it or not?
Hurry up and give birth to my grandson!

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Although there is only one chapter a day, the average word count is quite a lot...

I have to wrap my fingers and wrists with tiger bone musk ointment every day to code words, please be considerate and considerate of the children...

(End of this chapter)