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Chapter 106 Third Wife
The eldest brother wanted to treat guests to dinner, so Ding Ding and Xiao Dongbei went back to the dormitory early.

"Brother Lie, did you call me sister?"

Ding Ding didn't want to ask at first, but he was really worried, so he finally asked.

Xiao Dongbei was stunned: "What the hell? What do you mean?"

No one ignored him.

Han Lie smiled and pointed at Ding Ding: "I haven't remembered if you don't mention it. Give me your sister's contact information."

Grass!
Ding Ding wished he could slap himself.

What a shame for you mentally retarded mouth!

With a bitter face, Ding Yu took out his mobile phone to look through the address book, Xiao Dongbei stared blankly for a while, and suddenly exploded.

"Fuck! Tintin, you are not righteous!"

Han Lie turned his head, thinking that this guy was also thinking about Lilac, his eyes became a little dangerous.

As a result, Xiao Dongbei snarled angrily: "We agreed to lick big brother together, but you f---ing are secretly doing tricks behind my back?"

Immediately afterwards, he faced Han Lie and smiled like a flower: "Brother, I want to confess, I want to inform! I have already persuaded Ding Ding to introduce Sister Xiang to you, and Gou Ri disagrees!"

puff!
In terms of dog legs, it has to be you...

Han Lie shook his head dumbfounded, but Ding Yu happened to have no place to vent his anger and became anxious.

"Brother-in-law, help me cut him!"

Shouting out this voice, Xiaodongbei was completely numb.

"Fuck, you are really shameless...Brother, I don't have a sister. I have a 12-year-old cousin, do you think it's okay?"

"..."

Ding Yu widened his eyes and was shocked.

Good guy, it's up to you to be ruthless... What the hell!

Han Lie scolded with a smile: "Get out! You're talking nonsense! If you really have that kind of filial piety, hurry up and marry a beautiful wife!"

"Good Le!"

Xiao Dongbei slapped his chest fiercely: "Don't worry, on the day of the wedding, you will enter the bridal chamber first!"

Ding Yu couldn't do it anymore.

I feel that the world view has been greatly impacted, and the previous comment is too early.

Is this the boss world?
very scary!
……

After talking for a while, Han Lie set off to the restaurant with the high-spirited Xiao Dongbei and the listless Ding Ding.

When we arrived at the place at 4:50, they still hadn't come.

The three simply stood at the door bragging, waiting for them for a while.

Xiaodongbei winked and asked, "Brother, last time you ran your legs so badly, how did you reconcile later?"

Ding Ding felt that he had a say in this matter, so he spoke happily.

"What's the reconciliation? Last time they quarreled with my sister! But Brother Lie is not used to it at all. Scolding Xi Luting is like scolding her granddaughter. She doesn't dare to say a word!"

Xiao Dongbei was stunned: "Good guy! There is no need to reconcile the relationship, are you used to scolding?"

"That's right! Brother Lie is so fierce!"

Ding Ding Chick nodded as if pecking at rice, his face full of admiration.

Xiao Dongbei suddenly smirked: "Ding Ding...is your sister able to handle the scolding?"

(⊙o⊙)! ! !

Ding Yu was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly he was dumbfounded.

Ai? !

Brother Lie is fierce and cruel to women, what am I happy about? !
Damn, I regret it, give me back my sister's cell phone number!

Ding Yu was furious in his heart, and then secretly glanced at Han Lie who was wiping away his tears with a smile, and finally chose to bless silently.

Sister, everyone has their own destiny, you can carry your own peach blossoms by yourself...

Han Lie couldn't help but be amused by these two bastards. In fact, they were either really stupid like crouching dragons and phoenixes, or they were two-billion youths who especially liked to talk funny.

Since graduating from high school, Han Lie hadn't seen such a cheerful young man for more than ten years.

Well, it feels like I have really returned to my youth.

Ding Ding was arguing with Xiao Dongbei, Xiao Dongbei suddenly kept his eyes fixed, looking across the road, with his mouth slightly open, as if his mouth was about to flow out.

Ding Ding and Han Lie turned their heads at the same time, and took a mouthful of Liangpi at the same time.

Across the road, three girls came.

On the left is Fang Feifei, quite conservative, but with rabbit ears.

On the right is Yu Yun, with her coat open and her tight sweater flopping around.

The most dazzling one is Xi Luting who walks in the middle.

A pair of lederhosen, and then black silk + boots, the original height of 179, plus high heels, the whole person must be 1.8 meters five? !

Those two long legs, after stepping forward, seemed to be piercing the man's eyes.

There are two "dwarfs" on the left and one on the right to set off...

The A that is really riding a horse exploded!

When they crossed the road and came to the three of them, the three brothers raised their heads in unison.

Good guy, no one is taller than her...

Xi Luting was extremely proud, with a smile in his eyes: "We're not late, are we?"

Brother Lie felt an unprecedented disadvantage, and was furious: You want to rebel, Little Cucumber?
But on the surface, he remained calm, and praised with a smile: "The black silk is not bad."

Xi Luting blushed, Han Lie was already greeting Yu Yun and Fang Feifei.

"Feifei is so cute today!"

"Yunyun, you know Ding Ding, this is Little Northeast."

Everyone chatted happily, then entered the store collectively, and came to the reserved small box.

Han Lie was the first to sit down, and then Xiao Dongbei started to talk.

"Come on, Sister Xi, sit on the right side of Brother Lie, and Yunyun, sit on the left side of Brother Lie. I will guard the dishes and serve you tea and water!"

sensible!

In contrast, Ding Ding is a bit tangled.

On the one hand, I feel, brother-in-law, are you worthy of my sister for hugging left and right?
On the other hand, I feel that Brother Lie's previous confession seemed to be just a joke, but he didn't want to harm my sister... Otherwise, why would he call me up so generously?

After thinking about it, he decided to secretly take a photo and send it to his sister later, and then ignore everything else.

Brother Lie is too dangerous, and his feelings are too complicated, I don't understand!

……

When ordering food, Fang Feifei and Yu Yun were both in high spirits.

"Finally, I have a chance to kill you!"

"Yes! If you eat ours, I will pay you back double!"

Han Lie offered encouragement: "Then you guys come on and pay 5000 yuan."

The two of them chatted about ordering food, but Xi Luting didn't participate.

Looking around the private room, he asked casually, "Why did you book such a big room? Are you really only inviting a few of us?"

"Otherwise?" Han Lie asked back, "Who else do you want to come?"

"It's not a question of who I want to come."

Xi Luting's expression became a little serious.

"Feifei was accidentally seen by Lu Yaohongli and the others. Lu Yao has already mentioned it in the class group. Only the three of us are invited. In fact, many students have opinions."

Of course Han Lie knew that some people would feel uncomfortable, but he didn't care.

After thinking for a while, he replied casually: "So what? I won't be staying in Humanities for long."

With a "boom", Xi Luting's brain seemed to be thundering.

He is leaving?

where to go?
when?
what should I do?
His thoughts were chaotic and complicated, one after another floated up like a water hyacinth, when one was pressed down, another floated up, and finally all of them floated on the water.

It is densely packed, and the details are all sad.

Her expression changed again and again, and finally she forced a straight face and asked briefly: "Going abroad?"

Han Lie smiled secretly and shook his head: "Test transfer students."

"Oh."

Xi Luting bit his lip and asked again: "Where are you going to take the exam?"

"Shanghai Headquarters."

"pretty good……"

Xi Luting's expression darkened, and his usual coldness and vigor were gone.

"You and Concubine Chen are quite compatible...Lilac is also very good...so who do you really like?"

"like it all."

The dog man said again, but she didn't have the strength to get angry anymore.

Xi Luting's mind was in a mess.

The grievances surged up wave after wave, but she couldn't do anything, she could only forcefully suppress and maintain her final posture.

She doesn't look like a Queen's family anymore, she looks like a poor little girl.

Not only did Han Lie not feel sorry for her, but he was still smiling.

hateful!

You are not human!
She gradually recovered from the shock, and suddenly realized that there seemed to be something wrong.

Seeing that the smile on Han Lie's face was getting bigger and bigger, exactly the same as every time he was tricked, Xi Luting's mind suddenly flashed.

wrong!

Shangwai is not a member of the [-]th school of the transfer students at all!
"Damn! Playing with me again?! Are you taking your head to pass the foreign entrance examination?"

"Hahahaha...you are so slow to react!"

Han Lie was about to laugh and do splits, and slapped his thigh hard.

The pain in Xi Luting's leg, coupled with the grievance in his heart, exploded on the spot.

"Go to death for my old lady!"

Bang bang bang bang!
Melon batch queen fist!
Five punches per second, blasting Han Lie for five seconds.

If it weren't for the thick blood and armor, he would have been beaten to death on the spot.

Fang Feifei and Yu Yun, who were ordering food, turned around in astonishment, feeling that these two men and women were going too far.

Of course, Fang Feifei thinks that Han Lie is a dog man, and Yu Yun thinks that Xi Luting is a dog woman.

The position is very firm.

"Brother Lie, don't bully Miss Tingting all the time, can you? To bully Da Naiyun, she will not be happy."

"Squad leader, why are you so fierce? Girls should be obedient, sensible, and gentle..."

Han Lie laughed enough and nodded.

Xi Luting didn't vent his anger, and glared at Yu Yun: "Go away! It's none of your business!"

With a snap, Yu Yun slapped the menu on the table.

Then, instead of arguing with Xi Luting, he looked at Han Lie with aggrieved eyes.

"Brother Lie~~~Look at her, it's unreasonable!"

Good guy, you two were fighting against each other the day before yesterday...

Han Lie ignored the two of them, took the initiative to pick up the menu, and handed it to Xiaobei and Ding Ding.

"See what else you want to eat, and ask the back kitchen to start cooking when it's almost done."

Xiao Dongbei and Ding Ding looked at each other, Ding Ding shrank his head, Xiao Dongbei gritted his teeth hard.

"Brother, enough is enough! Sisters-in-law, do you want milk tea? I'll buy it!"

Everyone was stunned.

Ding Ding stared at his good brother with wide eyes, his face full of disbelief.

You are really hardworking...

Xi Luting was stunned, Yu Yunmei was terrified, and Fang Feifei was beyond shock.

"As expected of being your friend!"

Fang Feifei gave a thumbs up.

Yu Yun shyly shook her head: "Don't yell, I'm just brother's sister~"

"Okay, sister-in-law!"

Xiaodongbei continued to nod and bow: "What kind of milk tea do you want?"

Han Lie was amused, this brother can get along!
Yu Yun also burst out laughing, her beautiful eyes streamed, and she said delicately: "Then I want the original one."

"Good Le!"

Xiao Dongbei immediately looked at Xi Luting again: "How about you, sister-in-law?"

"I'm not your sister-in-law!"

Han Lie hurriedly reminded: "Sister-in-law three."

Xiao Dongbei slapped his forehead, apologetic, turned around and walked out.

"I'm going to buy milk tea!"

When he slipped away, Ding Ding suddenly realized something was wrong.

Why did I step on my horse and fall into the battlefield again? !

I want to leave, but I can't bear to be lively, and I'm entangled.

Xi Luting was blown away by the dog man, gritted his teeth, and took out his phone angrily.

Doesn't make me comfortable, does it?
Okay, none of us should be comfortable!
Han Lie's sharp eyes saw that she was actually dialing Pan Ge, so he hurriedly grabbed the phone and hung up.

"Don't make trouble, I have limited time, and I have to go to the gym later. I don't have much free time until the holidays. Can't we have a good meal?"

Pooh!
Have a good meal and you slap my thigh? !

Have a good meal and you let people call me Sansao? !
Xi Luting snorted coldly, put his hands on his chest, and squinted at the dog man.

Apparently still unfazed.

Han Lie smiled slightly, stopped teasing her, and started coaxing her again.

Moreover, she is not the only one coaxing her...

"All of you here are good friends of mine. They care about me, help me, and take care of me. I've wanted to invite you all out for a little gathering, but there's no excuse.

Today I got the first bonus in my life, not much, but more meaningful.

So I want to share this joy with my best friends.

Tingting just asked me if I only invited such a few people, and I was afraid that my classmates would have opinions.

What I want to tell you is that friends are more expensive than fine ones. I only care about people I approve of. I don’t care what others think, praise me or scold me.

But you can't, you can only praise me, not scold me.

Come, let's have a drink together! "

The children were so moved that they raised their drink glasses together.

Ding Ding was flattered, Fang Feifei felt that she was right about Han Lie, and Yu Yun was secretly happy, feeling that she did not work hard on Han Lie in vain.

Only Xi Luting was not easy to coax, looked at the dog man suspiciously, and felt that this guy was acting again.

If you suffer a lot and get cheated a lot, you will always make progress.

I can't tell exactly what's going on, anyway, there must be a problem when the mouth is particularly sweet.

In the next second, Han Lie grabbed her hand under the table.

Xi Luting blushed pretty, and struggled hard, but couldn't break free.

She didn't dare to use too much force, for fear of being caught by Yu Yun and Fang Feifei, so she pinched Han Lie's finger and pinched it down hard.

hiss……

The corners of Han Lie's eyes twitched in pain, and then he ruthlessly pressed down on her thigh.

Immediately afterwards, the eyeballs widened.

I go……

It's November, why don't you wear a pair of thermal pants under your stockings?

Well, it still feels good without wearing it...

Xi Luting trembled all over, hurriedly grabbed the dog's paw, and dug in hard with his nails.

Gan!
Little Cucumber's temper tantrum is so difficult to deal with!
Han Lie hurriedly let go, almost unable to maintain his expression.

Overall, there are more disadvantages.

What kind of legs can't be worth three fingernails and four purlins through stockings? !

Han Lie was feeling depressed when Xi Luting's cell phone rang.

Pan Ge called back.

Xi Luting gave Han Lie a hard look, and picked up the phone.

"I'm fine, I dialed the wrong number just now."

Pan Ge did not believe it: "Really?"

Xi Luting continued to talk nonsense without changing his face: "Of course, when have I lied to you?"

"Then who are you with?"

"Myself!"

"Oh."

The door of the private room was pushed open suddenly, and Xiao Dongbei was holding several cups of milk tea, awkwardly standing at the door.

Behind him, Pan Ge sneered and put down the phone.

*****
Went to the hospital during the day.

(End of this chapter)