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Chapter 168 What kind of fairy day?
"Ouch, brother, are you back?"

When Xiaodongbei saw Han Lie, it was as if he saw his own brother, and immediately took out a cigarette and licked it up with water.

On the contrary, Ding Ding was a little evasive, not daring to look directly at Han Lie's face.

"Brother Lie..."

Han Lie hugged Ding Ding with a smile, and patted him on the shoulder: "What's your name, Brother Lie? How come you still see each other after half a month? Call me brother-in-law!"

"Ah I……"

"Haha, I'm just kidding with you... bang bang bang... I'm too busy recently, bang bang bang... I don't have much time to chat with your sister... bang bang bang!"

Tintin bared his teeth and was about to cry.

Xiao Dongbei shrank his neck, not daring to meddle, watching Ding Ding being tortured.

Han Lie was in a hurry to leave, he simply cleaned up his brother-in-law, then let him go to change clothes.

Ding Yu grinned and rubbed his shoulders, and when Han Lie turned his back to look through the closet, he couldn't help but roll his eyes at the dog man who wanted to be his brother-in-law.

Classmate Xiao Ding, looks cowardly and face-to-face, but actually has a lot of thoughts.

Shyness is natural, cuteness is protective, and in essence, there is a bit of ruthlessness that only cares about one's own people.

In the beginning, he got so familiar with Huang Wei that he dared to go up and kick him in a fight, what kind of a good boy could he be?

Xiaobei watched this scene with a suppressed smile, feeling that it was so interesting.

This guy is very cunning, and he is happy to sell his good brother's sister so that he can curry favor with his eldest brother Lie.

It's not my sister anyway, right?

"Brother, why are you going?"

Xiao Dongbei took the initiative to look for opportunities to lick up.

Han Lie replied casually: "The Ministry of Literature and Art recruits new recruits today, I have to check... What's the matter with you two? I haven't been back for a long time."

When it comes to recruiting new students from the Ministry of Literature and Art, Xiao Dongbei's eyes shine brightly.

"The two of us came back for this matter! There has been a lot of excitement in school recently...Brother, why don't you bring your younger brother?"

"Okay."

Bringing two little brothers is nothing at all, Han Lie agreed casually.

"Tell me, how does it spread in school?"

Little Northeast was happy, spraying perfume into the crunchy den, and started blah blah.

"Now it's rumored that you have the resources in the entertainment industry, bro, you can take them outside orders and make a lot of money, and the school has to coax you, you can ask for leave without penalty if you join the Department of Literature and Art...

In fact, this benefit alone is enough!
Now that I'm familiar with you, I can go out to pick up jobs anytime and anywhere, and I don't fail a course at the end of the semester. How cool is it?
That who, the beautiful woman Qu Pingting, do you remember?

She is a third-year senior at the National Institute of Communications, a very famous little rich woman, and all the Hanfu she wears are custom-made.

It seems that the news came from her that you are going to engage in private placement.

Hey, there are so many people who want to get in the car now!

Really, there are quite a few rich and young ladies in our National Institute of Communications who want to have a relationship with you. Recently, they always ask me and Ding Ding about you...

oh!By the way, didn't Liu Feiyu and Fang Tongzhi invite you to dinner?

The last time we went out to take a shower, Brother Fang seemed to have that intention..."

Wow, that's a lot of information.

Han Lie listened attentively, sorting out in his brain bit by bit.

Qu Pingting, naturally remembered.

She is a Xiaojiabiyu-type beauty with a very classical temperament, with a petite figure. Han Lie can give her 80 points, and she is hoisted and hammered by the temperamental beauty Lilac of the same style.

But this girl is a smart person. At that time, she immediately approached Han Lie and expressed her willingness to obey the arrangement.

Han Lie realized that she wanted to rely on her for benefits, but he didn't expect that she would be eyeing her own fund so long in advance...

Tsk tsk, so clever.

No wonder the cats have been playing by themselves in the Hanfu club before. Is it because I don’t like the group of useless woods in the student union?

In comparison, when Yin Qin and Tan Xuan went to become models, the way of monetization was quite stupid.

Of course, families are different, so this comparison is inappropriate.

But Qu Pingting is definitely useful, Han Lie lacks smart people.

As for the group of rich second generations who want to get on the bus at the State Council... just wait!
It's not a good business to get on the pole.

For them, Han Lie had already planned, but the timing is not right enough.

The students of 985 are engaged in careers, backed by the school, and have an inexhaustible supply of technical and management talents.

What does the Faculty of Humanities have?
The essence is all concentrated in the State Council, but there is only money.

However, the most important thing Han Lie lacks now is money, so he has to grind them, at least to squeeze out the relationship behind them.

Fang Tongzhi didn't contact him rashly, obviously he knew it well.

It's nothing to spend money on a room to play cards, but if you want to talk about cooperation, it doesn't work with joking and drinking friends.

What value can you provide?

All right, let's go slowly!

Han Lie put on a Burberry windbreaker over his shirt, and then hung a classic camel hair scarf with large plaid pattern, and he looked handsome immediately.

"Brother, so handsome!"

Xiao Dongbei didn't want to lick his face furiously, and suddenly scratched his head wondering: "Brother, have you grown again?"

"Yes! Two centimeters longer."

As soon as this is mentioned, brother lie is beaming with joy.

Now, his height is 185, all of which have been raised after rebirth.

At this age, the height itself is not abrupt, but it is still enviable enough.

Ding Ding was so sore that he muttered softly, "I'm only eighteen, why don't I grow a centimeter..."

"Eighteen is not enough? The ambition is really big!"

Han Lie raised his eyebrows with a smirk, and Xiao Ding Ding's forehead suddenly went dark.

You still want to be my brother-in-law?
I bother!

My brother-in-law can be presumptuous, but Xiao Dongbei doesn't dare, so he hurriedly smoothed things over.

"Brother, what brand is your windbreaker? It's so stylish! Later, Ding Ding and I will make one, and the three of us will go bomb the street!"

"Burberry."

"What?"

"Ba... Forget it, you two go buy Armani, don't wear the same clothes as me."

When Han Lie thought that there was a little milk dog and a fat Toutuo behind him, wearing exactly the same windbreaker as himself, one hem to the ankle, the other couldn't cover the big belly, his whole body trembled.

fashion terrorists...

Why do you want to join in the fun with a handsome guy like me!
Ding Ding curled his lips, still walked up with a full set of LV, and secretly hinted at Han Lie.

"Burberry's new products are getting uglier every year. Brother Lie, how can others afford such ugly clothes..."

Ouch!

Ding Ding's temper seems to be very strong today...

Han Lie probably guessed some reasons, smiled playfully, and agreed.

"Indeed, if Bailey keeps doing this, Burberry is not far from going bankrupt. The trench coat I'm wearing now is a 2011 style, can you believe it?"

Ding Yu was greatly shocked, and even adored Han Lie because of it.

"Brother Lie, do you still understand this? I chatted with my buddies about fashion trends and the like, but they didn't like to listen. They always perfunctory me: just be expensive."

I know shit fashion!
Brother Lie felt crazy in his heart, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

The reason why he knew Burberry was mainly because of the "artist self-discipline agreement" that he crazily laughed at when he and his colleagues conducted research on the entertainment industry.

What is that?

It is actually a letter of commitment signed by the artist and the brand partner in addition to the formal contract-the kind of unilateral guarantee with only responsibility and no power.

And the origin of this thing is the benefit that the Sewing Machine Band brings to the majority of artists and friends.

As the rapper of the Sewing Machine Band, Signature has gained quite a heated discussion in the tea room and rest area of ​​the financial industry.

That's why Han Lie knew how awesome this product was during the era of mass traffic 1.0.

When Burberry was at its worst, there was only one red blood brand left, and the sales were so bad that it hurts to show a dog.

Then, make the sign to be the global spokesperson, and turn around in half a year.

In fact, Han Lie never liked Burberry until one second before he was reborn. It is one thing not to be able to afford it, and the more important thing is to afford it but not be able to afford it.

As a result, now... oh, it smells so good!
Burberry's style is too suitable for Han Lie today.

Regardless of his figure or temperament, Brother Lie can handle the minibus.

For example, the large-breasted camel trench coat worn today has a dogmatic and conservative British atmosphere, coupled with Han Lie's wide-shouldered, long-legged figure and the cold and hard lines of the bridge of the nose and cheekbones, it fully released the rebellious and unruly personality of a dog man.

Little Northeast looks handsome even if he's such an idiot, what level does that have to be?
In order to make a perfect appearance in the harem, Brother Lie really put in a lot of effort.

"Let's go, it's getting late, let's talk later."

With a wave of Han Lie's hand, he picked up his mobile phone, put his hands in his pockets, and walked out of the dormitory coaxingly.

Xiao Dongbei yelled and followed behind.

Ding Ding sighed silently.

……

The activity room of the Department of Literature and Art has been cleared out, and it is the largest dance room in the School of Education.

There is a row of tables and chairs at the back of the activity room, where today's examiners are sitting.

Well, there are actually no heavyweight examiners.

Neither Director Zhang from the student office nor Director Che from the office came, and the meaning was very clear: you students will make decisions on your own.

However, Wang Tianqing, the new president of the student union, also did not come, and the meaning was clearer: Your Department of Literature and Art is in charge.

In the end, only the vice chairman Tan Xuan came, but she sat on the far side.

I'm just here to take a look, uh, if there's anything you need to discuss with yourselves...

Good guy, in the end only Han Lie and Yin Qin were the judges, which is really a bit like a grassroots team.

Yin Qin felt that it was too informal, so she brought Qu Pingting and the current president of the music club, Liu Chudu, together to support the scene in the jury.

Well, one knows music, one is good at catwalks, and the other is good at cosplay. Finally, I have a bit of confidence in interviewing people.

When Han Lie walked into the activity room from the back door, everyone's eyes lit up instantly.

"Ouch! Brother Lie, you're so handsome today!"

Shunzi was the first to pounce on him. He didn't have anything to do today, but he came anyway.

Not only did people come, but a water dispenser was brought in early, and a lot of steaming coffee and milk tea were poured out.

Xiao Dongbei gave a thumbs up with a half smile: "You still know how to lick!"

Baby is not happy!
Tan Xuan, Yin Qin, Qu Pingting, and Liu Chu all came over to say hello and exchange pleasantries.

It was lively for quite a while, but Han Lie stopped and just took his seat.

Wan Wanqin handed Han Lie a document, and said sweetly, "Minister, please check the sequence. If there is no problem, then we will start?"

Han Lie looked up at the front door, and the girls waiting outside were a little restless.

Listen carefully, there are quite a few people who have Han Lie...'s name in their mouths.

"Okay, let's get started."

Brother Lie leaned back in the chair, folded his hands on his chest, pursed his lips, and his eyes were a little sharp.

Ding Ding pouted quietly again.

cut!Pretending to be cold again...

But I have to admit that the high coldness at this time is very effective.

The first group came in were seven super lively girls, chattering, trying to get close to Han Lie as soon as they came up.

"Minister Han, we are the Seven group, from the Korean Dance Club! We are all your fans, thank you for giving us this opportunity..."

Super able to blah.

Han Lie looked at each other one by one with a cold face, without showing any attitude or tendency.

Therefore, Yin Qin took the initiative to interrupt them: "There are your introductions in the materials, let's start the performance!"

Ha, now she's not whining anymore...

The girls took off their down jackets, revealing a very "tight" outfit.

Half tank top, tight jeans and stretch pants, not everyone has a good figure, but youth is invincible.

"The song we performed is Girls' Generation's TAXI..."

A prelude sounded familiar to Han Lie, and the girls began to dance.

Han Lie watched attentively, scoring each one according to the standard in his heart.

In the field of literature and art, he is a layman.

So, in fact, he can only judge their "roots".

Not all seven girls are good-looking, but two of them are more eye-catching.

One is Gong Yu in position C, with a very pretty face, who can score 85 points in Han Lie's standard.

One is Chen Ziting, who dances the most beautifully. She has long arms and legs, precise points, and smooth movements. Han Lie, who doesn't understand, finds it pleasing to the eye.

After the performance, Han Lie looked at the opinions of the others, and they were basically in agreement.

"Then let's settle the two of them."

The Ministry of Literature and Art does not necessarily have to recruit new performers as a unit.

Han Lie's plan is to pick out the best individuals, and then think about what they can do, regroup, and arrange new programs.

"can."

"agree."

"Okay, get ready for the next group!"

The second one is a third-year senior who sings very well.

Han Lie is an amateur singer with singing skills. In his previous life, he practiced karaoke with clients to a certain level, and then added it to level 3.

The senior sister's level is also level 3, even higher than Han Lie.

The natural ability is very good, and the skills are also there, the only thing is... It looks rather ugly.

"Pass."

Brother Lie shook his head regretfully, and gave a very professional and reasonable reason——

"Her voice is too ordinary, there is no memory point, whether it is sweet or not, it is not suitable for commercial performances."

"Minister has a good eye!"

Liu Chu was the first to nod, and swung his arms round to flatter him.

"Her shows can always pass the third round in our agency, because the level is really good. But it is not popular with the audience. She has attended many evening shows in two years, but there is no response at all."

Tan Xuan also agreed: "Commercial performances need to be popular. This kind of show that is not good or bad can be staged in the school, and no one will recognize it when it goes out."

"Okay, let's see the next one."

The next one is another dance troupe, nine girls, from a hip-hop club.

"Hello, Minister Han! We are Rose Pink's long-cherished wish! The program we are preparing is Girls' Generation's new hip-hop single "I got a boy" this year!"

Oh, what a beautiful group!

Girls who like hip-hop in China are definitely a minority, and a minority often means individuality.

The girls in front of me are wearing bright and exaggerated makeup, not the smoky European style, but a Barbie girly style embellished with a lot of elements such as pink, diamonds, and white silk stockings.

The hair is as colorful as candy.

"Candy Punk!"

Yin Qin suddenly became excited, and began to twist her body following the music.

When they started dancing, Han Lie was also moved.

I have to admit that in today's era when the Korean wave has not yet gone underground, the singing and dancing of Girls' Generation is the ultimate answer to the Korean version of the visual kei stage.

Unpredictable formations, uniform movements, feminine and powerful body expressions...

It looks good on the screen, and it looks even better when it is restored.

This kind of performance is too lacking in the country.

As an art form, the beauty of the Korean stage, we have to admit that it is indeed a useful supplement to stage performances, but it must not be given too much significance.

Otherwise, all kinds of stench in the fan circle will be formed, which deviates from the original intention of entertainment.

Of course, it's not fair to blame all the blame on Hallyu.

Without the Korean wave, domestic entertainment is still the same, and capital is still doing all kinds of bottomless bad things.

Therefore, to purify the atmosphere in the entertainment industry, it should start with me!
Brother Lie drooled and scored 90 points for the two most beautiful girls.

……

Q: How should the entertainment industry be purified?

Answer: When you meet top-quality beauties, you must support them wholeheartedly, and don't let them go to the entertainment circle to wade through the muddy waters.

Ambitious and good men keep all the beauties at home, and the only thing left is the crooked internal entertainment, isn't it all over?

Come on, work hard, fuck you!
……

The whole morning, Brother Lie was exhausted from looking at the beauties.

Really, I won’t lie to you, it’s really boring to see too many beauties, and if the beauties always discharge you... then it’s even more boring.

I feel that life has lost its challenges, and life is full of traps.

Forget it, you won't understand...

When eating at noon, Shunzi got a bunch of boxed lunches and settled them in the activity room.

Many seniors immediately surrounded him.

Ah, no, the current Han Lie doesn't have a junior, they are all sisters...

"Han... Minister Han, thank you for your hard work. Come, eat a pear."

A girl with long fluttering hair, facing Yin Qin and the others' fierce eyes, walked up to Han Lie gracefully, stretched out her slender hand, and handed over a pear.

As soon as Brother Lie looked up, his heart flickered for a while.

I see you as a pear...

The rumored pear-shaped body can be easily realized through video processing on the Internet, but in real life, there are not many perfect pears.

The girl in front of me happened to be one.

If you have to compare...

I would like to call you and Yu Yun the strongest!
One is strong above the navel, and the other is strong below the navel.

In short, they are all demon swords that cut men without blood.

Han Lie looked at the pear twice, and waved his hand calmly.

"Thanks, but it's better to wait until the results are judged before speaking to me, don't you think?"

"Ok."

Pear-senpai smiled softly, two dimples appeared at the corners of her mouth, she turned around and left without further entanglement.

As soon as she left, the furious Yin Qin let out a breath of relief quietly.

The expression before was almost as if he was facing an enemy.

Han Lie glanced at the deputy director of Xiongqiu, but didn't ask who it was.

What's the point of asking now?

We'll always have to deal in the future...

But Qu Pingting deliberately came over and introduced Han Lie in a gossip.

"Minister, Liang Wu was the school belle before! She hasn't been in school much in the past six months, and she definitely came back for you on purpose. You don't care about that?"

Oh!
She is Liang Wu?

Han Lie suddenly realized, but he was not very excited.

Liang Wu was the hero of the last two sessions, just like every era has its own protagonist, she is the absolute heroine of the 11th session.

By the time Han Lie went to school, she basically didn't appear much in school.

So in the previous life, Han Lie only heard the name, saw the back from a distance, and had real face-to-face contact, this was the first time.

Beautiful indeed.

The face is second only to Pan Gexi Luting, and the body is on par with Yu Yun, and the combination does not lose to anyone.

But so what?

If the family background is not particularly good, after entering the society, she is nothing more than another Lu Shuli or Yuexiu.

Han Lie squinted at Qu Pingting, and said calmly, "Focus on it, work is work."

No one could see what the movie Emperor Lie was thinking.

Therefore, admiration arises spontaneously.

Ding Yu saw with his own eyes how popular Han Lie was, and too many girls took the initiative to show affection to him.

However, he also saw Han Lie's concentration and self-discipline with his own eyes, and was greatly shocked.

The kid looked at Brother Lie with a complicated expression, shrank in the corner, leaned against the wall, unlocked the phone and sent the Nth message of the day.

"Brother Lie is very honest. He just worked and didn't find anything else. You have chosen the right person. I suggest you hold on tight."

Then open another person's chat interface and send it again.

"I'm going! Another beautiful woman took the initiative to strike up a conversation with Brother Lie! Sister, forget it, the Pansi Cave is full of meat-hungry goblins, let's stop mixing with them, the pressure is so great, it's easy to get sad, and it's easier to tear up and fight , I really can't do it..."

Concubine Chen Yan lay behind Ding Xiang, watching Ding Yu's earnest "exhortation" together, the two beauties were laughing hard.

"Oh, your brother is so funny!"

Ding Xiang wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, turned her head and asked her, "How should I return?"

Concubine Chen Yan vigorously came up with an idea: "Just ask him: who is prettier than your sister?"

Ding Xiang nodded, but what she sent was: "Really? Could it be more beautiful than your concubine?"

Ding Yu was dumbfounded when he received the reply.

Frowning and pondering for a moment, the dead child gritted his teeth: "Are you kidding me? Any one you pick out is prettier than my concubine, okay?! With her big mouth, how can she be competitive in our school?"

The moment she saw the news, Ding Xiang collapsed with a smile.

Chen Yanfei clenched her fists fiercely...

After panting for a long time, she slapped Lilac's skin, gritted her teeth and said, "Don't wait, it's tomorrow! Let's go to the humanities to see for ourselves. What kind of fairy life is Gouzi living!"

*****
Is there a double monthly pass now?

I don't want to ask you for a monthly pass, I just want to tell you that my pneumonia is still not healed, and I cough badly when typing every day.

Ahem...the bread is so bitter...

(End of this chapter)