Consumer God

Chapter 209

"Damn it! Everything~~ love love love love love..."

Just such a line of lyrics almost lifted Han Lie's skull.

Stunned dog!

And the audience was stunned.

Brother Lie not only put on a pain mask, but also the hand holding the mobile phone trembled like a Parkinson's patient.

Concubine Chen Yan, let's sing, she doesn't sound good or bad...

The two characters of Kung Fu, one horizontal and one vertical, stand up if you can, lie down if you can't!

And she is the kind of top master, who practiced the real killing skills, and practiced to the bone marrow.

When she makes a move, only she can stand, and everyone else has to lie down!

Brother Lie tremblingly held up his mobile phone, feeling that he had captured something extraordinary.

The out-of-tune piercing magic voice continued, and the concubine sang so heart-piercingly. She still stepped on the coffee table and closed her eyes, but the determination and firmness that would never let you go became surging. The sound wave shook everything in the box.

The waiter outside the door originally stood quite far away, but suddenly rushed over in a panic, lay down on the window of the door, and tried to look inside.

Han Lie could see clearly, the child found out that there was no fighting and smashing things in the room, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

That feeling of relief is simply heart-wrenching.

Of course, what is more distressing is the children in the room.

Luo Zijun and Fang Xing were holding a glass of wine, frozen in place, their mouths were so wide open that their jaws were about to fall into the wine glass.

Huang Li, Mo Xiaozhu, Chen He and the others were sitting at the corner of the sofa, with the speakers behind their heads, that was miserable!

Even though they were trying to cover their ears, Han Lie could still see the veins on their foreheads trembling with the vibration of the speakers...

The most pitiful thing was Lilac, shrunk into a small ball like a quail. She hugged her knees and fell down on the sofa, twitching, not knowing whether she was crying or laughing.

"Treat each day as if it were the end and fall in love... every minute and every second is so beautiful that tears fall..."

Chen Yanfei sang more and more intoxicated.

But this is indeed the end of everyone, with tears in their eyes in despair.

If you poke your ears deaf and just look at her posture, you will definitely be a queen of songs—no, she is a queen of songs.

So stylish.

His movements are chic, his expression is intoxicated, even when he sings high notes, his expression is not ferocious at all.

But if you poke your eyes blind and leave only your ears to listen...

What the hell!

It’s fine if you don’t have a word in the tune, do you have a pair of iron lungs?Turned 20 turns and sang high notes with all kinds of vibrato for [-] seconds without taking a breath? !

Han Lie was brought by her, and he dared not take a breath for half a minute.

I just waited and waited there in fear, until she finished singing the outrageous lyrics, and then we could catch our breath.

As a result, there is no end to the wait!
My chest felt tight, my neck was flushed, and my brain was buzzing, and I was about to explode.

After finally waiting for her to finish singing the chorus for the first time, an interlude came in, and just as the trembling brothers and sisters were about to catch their breath, she suddenly let out another cry.

"Dear fans, where is the applause?!"

Pooh!
Who the hell can't think about it so much, fan you?

Han Lie thought to himself: Miss today, if someone dares to ask you to sing, I will be Hua Chenyu's 25-year-old fan!
But the question is... how to get through today?
Han Lie thought and thought, and yelled out a word against his will——

"it is good!"

Everyone had a backbone and followed suit one after another.

"My concubine is domineering!"

"Singing so well! Woooooooo..."

While boasting, he encouraged Lilac: "Xiangxiang, quickly pour me a glass of wine for my concubine and tell her to take a rest!"

Huang Li was so anxious that she went to snatch her microphone, chanting frantically: "It's my turn, it's my turn, Sister Concubine, I'll sing the next verse!"

In the end, Chen Yanfei grabbed her arm and pulled her two meters away.

"Let's go! I want to sing to my heart's content today!"

Omg!

Everyone in the room panicked.

Empress, you should just shoot us straight away!

Those who were nestled under the speaker hurriedly begged Han Lie: "Brother! Think of a way!"

Fang Xing suddenly showed doubts: "Han Lie, what did you drink for my concubine?"

Brother Lie couldn't argue.

In Chen Yanfei's state, he didn't even believe that he didn't drink the medicine.

Damn, sloppy!

Han Lie really didn't expect that the new skills would be so energetic and advanced.

He thought that being three minutes awake and seven minutes drunk was in a daze, drowsy, and dull-witted.

But the actual three-point awakening is broken jars, no attachment to the world, and whoever loves whoever loves what.

so funny!
However, while the dog man was apprehensive, there was still a little bit of excitement in his heart.

Q: What kind of experience is it to hold the black history of the goddess in your hands?
It's hard to describe it exactly, anyway, Brother Lie has already started to think about Avi's common lines...

For example: "Ms. Chen, you don't want the video on my phone to appear online, do you? If so, we can have a good chat... hiehiehiehie~~~"

Maybe when you can use it, have you learned it yet?
Brother Lie thinks far and well, but the most important thing right now is to get rid of the cauldron first.

His face was full of doubts, mixed with five points of shock, three points of bewilderment, and two points of amused, complaining for himself.

"Concubine Chen Yan took the initiative to ask me to drink with a aggressive look, so I drank a full glass with her. Who would have thought that she could cook like this? No, don't you usually drink at dinner parties? How much does she drink? "

When everyone heard it, they also felt strange.

Huang Li took the initiative to reprimand Fang Xing: "Fang Fang, stop talking nonsense and watch your mouth!"

She didn't want Fang Xing to offend Han Lie, not really scolding Fang Xing.

Xiaoqing said bluntly: "My concubine doesn't usually drink much, but there's nothing wrong with three or two bottles, and her face doesn't turn red at all. Maybe she's in a bad state today?"

Ding Xiang said weakly: "Is it because it was red wine and champagne just now, and the stamina of drinking it has increased?"

She firmly did not believe that Han Lie would drug Concubine Chen Yan, it was impossible, so she found the most reasonable reason.

In fact, no one believed Fang Xing's question.

It's hard to say if two people go out for a drink in private, but now that there are more than a dozen of Concubine Chen Yan's classmates present, how could Han Lie do such a stupid thing?
Can the medicine be taken away in front of them if the medicine is overturned?
Moreover, Concubine Chen Yan has always said that she "takes the initiative to chase Han Lie", so it is really unlikely.

Fang Xing himself lowered his head in shame, scolded himself for being stupid, and dared not say anything more.

Brother Lie cleared himself of his suspicions, and threw the problem back with his backhand.

"Don't think about the reason, think about what to do now!"

Before everyone can figure out a way, okay, the interlude is over, the magic sound is played again, and the poor children put on the pain masks again.

So exciting!
It wasn't until Chen Yanfei happily sang the whole song that someone finally made up her mind.

Lilac, who was closest to her, couldn't take it anymore, how happy she was laughing before, how broken after laughing enough.

It's funny at the first listen, but I want to cry when I listen to it again, and I can't love after listening for a long time...

With a heroic spirit, Xiangxiang waved her small hand fiercely: "Take her to the bathroom and make her sober!"

"Good good!"

"I can see it!"

"Listen to Miss Xiang!"

The girls in one dormitory immediately nodded wildly like chickens pecking at rice. Xiaoqing rushed to the front, and Huang Li held her down, and dragged her into the bathroom abruptly.

"Bold!"

Concubine Chen Yan got excited, put her arms around the two of them, and pressed down on the sofa.

"Where did this lowly servant girl come from, how dare to touch this empress? Little Liezi, drag her down and beat me to death with a stick!"

"Puff puff puff..."

Han Lie laughed so hard that he could barely hold his phone, so happy!
Although the rest of the boys felt sour and resented that she still only got close to one outsider when she was drunk, they also found it very interesting and couldn't help laughing.

"The drunken concubine is cuter than usual, is there?"

"Yeah, sparrow food!"

"Why don't we take a picture too?"

"I see who dares!"

The big fat girl who had never had a sense of presence put her hands on her hips, and fiercely supervised the rest of the boys.

Only Han Lie was ignored, and he had a good time taking pictures.

Xiao Qing and Xiao Huang are two useless people, Wu Zha for a while failed to deal with Concubine Chen Yan, but they knocked each other, screaming in pain.

"Xiangxiang Xiaozhu, you two can help!"

Ding Xiang hurriedly waved her hand: "I can't do it! If I go up, I will pay for nothing!"

She even flinched back...

Well, you really know your own abilities...

However, the drunk Chen Yanfei is really difficult to deal with. She is 172cm tall, weighs about 100 or so, has a big frame and strong flesh, coupled with the release of drunkenness.

"No, no, no, no!"

Xiaoqing panted heavily, clutching her chest, completely smashed.

"We really can't see enough, let's change it!"

Huang Li gritted her teeth and decided to kill her: "Don't waste your energy, just pour it back and take it back!"

The boys were in a hurry.

do not!I can help!

But the girls looked at each other and agreed collectively—they didn't intend to leave any chance for the little pornstars.

Only Han Lie had the opportunity to do this kind of work, and they probably wouldn't stop him.

However, Brother Lie just didn't want this opportunity and hid far away.

Don't look for me, I'm just a heartless shooting machine!

The girls saw that Han Lie really didn't want to help, so they started to implement plan B.

As soon as Xiaoqing turned over, she came up with a taunt.

"Concubine, drink! Are you okay?"

Concubine Chen Yan raised her eyebrows, rolled up her sleeves, and directly picked up a whole bottle of beer.

"Just kidding! I can't do it?!"

Miraculously, she didn't have the symptoms of a big tongue at all, which was quite different from a really drunk person.

Han Lie still didn't want to understand what was going on.

He didn't guess until Chen Yanfei drank three more bottles of beer and finally fell down on the sofa.

The effect of the three-point awakening skill is not to conjure a large amount of alcohol out of thin air to make the opponent drunk.

Instead, it reduces the tolerance of the opponent's brain to alcohol.

Therefore, this skill does not harm the body and will not increase the burden on the liver and stomach. It only needs a little alcohol to create a false intoxication.

Chen Yanfei's drinking capacity is actually very good, so she didn't feel any discomfort physically, but her mind was drunk.

If you really want to get her drunk, you will need at least 10 bottles of beer, and you have to drink it continuously.

That kind of really drunk will be accompanied by nausea, vomiting, and slurred speech.

Han Lie guessed the truth, and paid more attention to the characteristics of the wine fairy.

How amazing!
And the concealment is too strong, if you really want to use it to do bad things, it's hard for gods to prevent it.

Of course, Brother Lie is not that kind of person, and he will definitely use this feature with caution in the future.

Such a funny oolong like today can't happen again.

The birthday party wasn't over yet, and the birthday star was poured out, it was so weird.

Ding Xiang breathed a sigh of relief after finally putting Concubine Chen Yan down, and cautiously asked for Han Lie's opinion: "Then...we brought Concubine back to school?"

"do not!"

Han Lie understood what she meant and took the initiative to make arrangements.

"Take her to the Ritz-Carlton, sleep for a while, go to a spa together after getting up, live there directly at night, and I will arrange a room for you right away."

"The dinner..."

"Girls, go eat. To be honest, I'm really not interested in Japanese food."

After Han Lie made such a statement, the rest of the boys immediately followed suit.

"Yeah, yeah, go ahead, I don't like sashimi either."

"Yes, leave us alone, my brothers and I will go play billiards for a while, have a skewer and drink a little beer at night, I don't know how comfortable it is!"

As soon as Luo Zijun heard that today's event was over, he immediately became angry and his smile became more sincere.

"Let's leave it like this today. We boys have our boys' entertainment. Let's take back the uneaten cake. It just so happens that tomorrow is the real day. It's good to get a point for everyone in the class."

When the girls thought about it, it seemed that this was the only way to go, so they settled down.

"Then... I will treat everyone to something else next time..."

Obviously talking about everyone, but little Dingxiang only looked at Han Lie's eyes.

In front of her classmates, she was too embarrassed to speak more bluntly, so she could only hope that Han Lie would understand.

Brother lie understands very well.

Smilingly, she agreed with her: "OK, then you owe me once, I will remember."

Ding Xiang tried her best to keep a straight face, not to open her mouth too much, and with a "hmm", she turned around to pack things for Concubine Chen Yan.

It was still Xiaoqing and Xiaohuang who supported Chen Yanfei. They brought their own things and helped the drunk birthday star out.

Han Lie said goodbye to the boys politely and falsely, left his work number, and then accompanied them back to the hotel.

Arranged the room, asked Alin to take care of it, called if something happened, and then paid the full fee for the spa.

——The highest level of full maintenance, the one with instruments, costs less than 5000 per person.

After spending [-] yuan, the experience accounted for [-] yuan, so happy.

The extra two deluxe rooms are really free, no money.

So today I spent a total of 42 yuan, double the room experience, triple the wine experience, double the spa experience, and swipe a million experience points.

and a neuropathic trait.

——If you use it well, you are a god, and if you mess around like today, you will be nervous.

However, after Chen Yanfei's precious experiments, Brother Lie is quite confident to use it well.

Continue to summarize.

Today's birthday is a bit strange. At first glance, the relationship with Concubine Chen Yan did not make much progress, but it is not.

Han Lie's performance was a huge boost for Concubine Chen Yan to strengthen her inner thoughts.

Just imagine, if Han Lie behaved too arrogantly, or too frivolously, or could not get the approval and admiration of her classmates, what would the result be like?

Today there are only two outcomes - warming up or cooling down.

Han Lie did the best that Concubine Chen Yan wanted, which actually saved her trust in Han Lie.

Otherwise, when Pan Ge finds an opportunity to put pressure on Concubine Chen Yan, that spark will be too easy to collapse.

Although Pan Ge behaved very well and didn't bother Han Lie all day, Brother Lie would not relax his vigilance against the black-hearted white lotus because of this.

There can be no relaxation at all, that girl is definitely not a kind person.

Thinking of this, the dog man took the initiative to send a message to Pan Ge——

"I'm going back to school, and I'm preparing for tomorrow's operation, shareholder Pan, do you have any advice?"

About half a minute later, she replied: "Mr. Han, you are in charge of the outside world, and I am in charge of the inside. You don't need to report to me about the operation. I trust you [-]%.

By the way, I bought a birthday present for Sister Yanfei, should I deliver it myself, or can you please pass it on for me? "

Check it out!

Han Lie curled his lips, turned off his phone, and ignored her.

When other men catch up with the goddess, they hold it in their hands for fear of falling, and hold it in their mouth for fear of melting, but this is wrong.

The more beautiful a woman is, the less she can be coaxed. Only when a man understands this sentence can he really grow up.

So Han Lie went back to school heartlessly, and saw Xi Luting's car downstairs in the dormitory.

"This girl, I'm really not afraid of the car being smashed..."

Muttering something, shaking his head, Brother Lie went straight back to the dormitory without reminding her again.

Gua Shen has been concentrating on making an outline for the past two days, vowing to launch an impact on the throne of female video king, and has no intention of paying attention to other things.

It was quite good, and saved Han Lie a lot of heart.

After tidying up his clothes, shoes and socks, watch, and computer, Han Lie spent his last day in school quietly.

Everything is as usual.

Xiao Dongbei and Ding Ding still didn't go back to the dormitory, Xi Luting was as quiet as a chicken, Pan Ge was mysterious, Wang Tianqing reported to the student union as usual, Yin Qin passionately licked Minister Han, and Da Nai Yun shared a bunch of campus with her brother Gossip, the birthday star pretended to be dead, never sent a message and never responded...

When you think about it, it's kind of interesting how ordinary things are at school.

It's only been three months, so so much has happened...

Go to sleep, there is nothing in the dream.

……

When the sun rose on Monday, the driver Cheng Shi drove the bus and picked up Han Lie and Liang Wu at the west gate of the school.

A new journey has begun.

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(End of this chapter)