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The party started on time at 8:00 sharp.

Seeing Yan Qing's gorgeous appearance in a red dress, Han Lie felt that his youth had ended prematurely.

In his previous life, his youth really began on that train bound for Shanghai.

Picking up a conversation with Chen Yanfei was the bravest thing he had ever done.

The climax of Han Lie's youth was probably when he saw Xi Luting appear on the stage of the New Year's Eve party. The astonishment was really too profound.

Well, the usual squad leader Xi Luting and the cold-faced queen on the stage are completely two kinds of creatures.

The former will always make people feel so annoying and want to stay away, while the latter will make the bitch kneel on his own initiative, crying and begging "ravage me and hit me hard"!
Of course, Han Lie is not that kind of silver.

He had the guts to chase after Yu Yun, but he couldn't get it done, Xiao Cai was a force, and he really never thought about Xi Luting.

As for dreaming... would it count if the little boy had two erotic dreams?

cant!
In the dreams of young people, the appearance rate of teachers from all walks of life is higher. Is that admiration?

That's a lot of energy!

Anyway, Xi Luting really amazed Han Lie's youth, making him suddenly realize that college time should not be wasted, and then passionately pursued Yu Yun, but he was honestly beaten by PUMA.

What a sad story...

In the last life, there were a total of two moments that really made Han Lie feel that his youth was over.

The first time was when Yu Yun and Duan Xiaoyi finally matched a bitch with a dog. The beggar version of Lie "thought" that his youth had officially come to an end, and the buddies were completely mature.

The second time was when Han Lie finally managed an extremely difficult client. A handsome new employee in the department with a score of over 70 expressed admiration and affection for him. interesting.

Then Han Lie smiled and pulled back, not taking a single word seriously.

Several days after that incident, Han Lie realized belatedly, oh, so I'm already so mature?

That year... Han Lie was 29 years old.

In modern society, men's puberty is stretched out.

I don’t know if it’s only the post-90s generation. Anyway, Han Lie’s group of boys generally get married very late. Until their early thirties, there are a large number of people who only care about self-entertainment, have a negative attitude, and lack a sense of responsibility.

The same was true for Han Lie before his rebirth, but after his rebirth he became very strange.

The main body of the mentality of [Gou Lie] is the sober self-knowledge and prudence of an adult, but it does not lack the reckless and high-spirited spirit of a young man, walking and switching between different forms, as if instinctively.

Chen Yanfei, Pan Ge, Xi Luting and other girls have always felt that the dog man is contradictory and mysterious, and this is the reason.

So in fact, Han Lie can't play with anyone, Fang Tongzhi, Liu Yingjun and others can't do it, and Pan Zidouzi's group of flower wine fighters can't do it.

Who can do it?

Only the best goddesses can hold out for a while...

I'm not an LSP, every reborn is autistic, I'm just a patient who needs to be healed.

Thinking so, Han Lie stood in the corner and quietly applauded the first program.

Yin Qin and the others organized the party very well.

With sufficient funds for the event, the elements of the stage, such as clothing, have been upgraded to a higher level. When six youthful and beautiful girls are wearing neat hot pants and white stockings and dancing cute Korean dances, the gentleman is very happy. It's hard not to applaud them.

Listening to the howling of wolves in the audience, the instigator smiled lightly, hiding his achievements and fame.

Most of the leaders of the school were watching the ceremony in the front row. Wang Tianqing sat beside the director of the student affairs office, and there was an empty seat next door, which was reserved for Minister Han.

But Han Lie didn't want to sit there.

What a real man wants to do most at this moment must be to go backstage to send condolences to the heroes.

Brother Lie didn't even think about it, and went straight to the backstage.

Waiting area, props area, male changing room, female changing room...

Hey hey, please hold me!

Brother Lie has a clear goal, but he was stopped halfway.

Liu Beibei with gorgeous makeup was very excited when she saw Han Lie. The dress she was wearing was a chest-wrapping tie style, that is, two pieces of cloth were wrapped from the waist up and tied together at the back of the neck. skin.

Good guy, when she stepped in front of Han Lie in surprise, brother Lie's eyeballs twitched several times in their sockets.

"Minister, is it finally time to inspect the troops? How are we doing?"

Yan Qing and the two male hosts Xiao A and Xiao B stood aside, smiling politely.

The pride of seniors and seniors does not allow them to be so unreserved, anyway, there is nothing to ask for Han Lie in a short period of time, why are they so kitsch?

Brother Lie stabilized his eyes, smiled perfunctorily and said: "It's good, it's more passionate than I imagined, and the cheers of the audience can prove everything..."

Those LSPs were screaming.

She wanted to continue the chat, but it was a pity that Yin Qin came over.

"minister!"

Wan Wanmei, from Henan, is more whimsical than usual today: "You weren't here when I needed you, now come and make trouble for us...don't block the door, please!"

Then I... go in?
Before Brother Lie could make a decision, Yin Qin dragged him inside.

Liu Beibei was angry and hated, so she had to wave her hands unwillingly: "Bye brother Lie, next time I'm in the group @你, don't pretend you can't see it anymore!"

Brother lie is very wronged.

I really didn't see it...

In the large group of the Ministry of Literature and Art, when it catches up with the peak period, 5 messages can be posted in 99 minutes, and there are people @韩司部 every day, how can you see it?

When you chat in private, you don't attach pictures...

Despite this, Han Lie still bid farewell to Liu Beibei Yan Qing Xiao A and Xiao B politely: "Come on! Tonight is yours, let's shine as much as you want!"

"Don't worry, definitely!"

Until Han Lie's figure disappeared around the corner, Liu Beibei stood there reluctantly, waving her hands like a watchdog.

Yan Qing looked on coldly, neither happy nor angry, while Little A and Little B showed slight disdain and jealousy.

When Liu Beibei turned her head, she had a panoramic view of their expressions, her smile suddenly disappeared, and her chin was raised high.

Oh, look down on me?

When you are severely beaten by the society, you will know what kind of pain it is to be unable to ask for help...Food!
……

Han Lie was led by Yin Qin, walked through the corridor, and entered the waiting area. At the same time his eyes widened, the air of makeup and powder rushed towards his face.

Naturally, it is impossible for a party to be performed by girls.

However, the humanities itself is full of yin and yang, and calculated according to the ratio, there are still a small number of boys who are talented enough to be on stage.

Therefore, the backstage as a whole is a big garden.

Originally a girl in her sixties or seventies, after putting on makeup and wearing light or close-fitting Chinese clothes, the youthful vigor and slenderness unique to young girls prevailed, making her look extremely attractive.

That kind of impact made Han Lie almost dare not move forward.

However, the overall atmosphere in the backstage tends to be tense and busy, and the pressure of going on stage will dilute any charm, and there are not many people who are in the mood to chat with Han Lie.

"Minister Han!"

He said hello, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "Where's the paper clip? Hurry up! My skirt is about to fall off!"

Brother lie hurriedly turned his head.

See no evil, Amitabha.

As a result, I turned around and saw fresh safety pants...

Randomly groping around, Han Lie found a lot of familiar faces - but only familiar faces remained, and he couldn't recognize them.

For most women, heavy makeup and plain makeup are two kinds of creatures, just like Liu Yue looks better in clothes than NO try.

So despite the beauties gathering in the background, Brother Lie quickly became numb.

Then, walking all the way in, Zhao Shengnan suddenly rushed over and called Yin Qin to stop.

"Yin Qin, why are you still dawdling here? The girl group is looking for you!"

"what?"

Yin Qin was taken aback for a moment, then frowned and muttered: "Why is it endless? Didn't everything have been dealt with before..."

"Oh, go!"

Zhao Shengnan urged again, and then waved: "Minister Han, don't be idle, come here and help me!"

I?
Han Lie was a little puzzled.

You are so busy, how can I help you?

Yin Qin quickly disappeared into the women's locker room full of displeasure, while Han Lie was dragged by Zhao Shengnan and turned three turns all the way to the innermost utility room.

When she slammed the door and the room was dark, Brother Lie finally understood.

"Wait a minute! So it's a personal request for help?"

"Hohohohoho..."

Zhao Shengnan smiled maliciously, turned on the flashlight, led Han Lie around the obstacle blocking the front half of the room, and groped into the back.

Compared with the chaos in the front, there is a neat and empty space in the back.

There are old desks and chairs by the wall, and a few old-fashioned sponge exercise mats on the ground, which are even covered with picnic tablecloths.

The curtains of the room were drawn tightly, two sets of clothes were neatly placed on the window sill, and two large schoolbags were placed beside them.

Huh?
Why two sets?

Brother Lie suddenly threw a person on his back, and hugged him back, which felt very familiar.

Yep, case solved.

"You are so courageous, you are too nonsense!"

Zheng Zheng criticized the two of them harshly, but Zhao Shengnan didn't say a word, and rushed over to spread the down jacket on the desk.

And Xiaoxiao, a pure flower girl, said solemnly: "Minister Han, our sisters also have a show that I would like to invite you to watch..."

……

It was a successful party, a victorious party, a crazy party.

At the end, Director Zhang from the Student Affairs Office shook hands with Han Lie with a smile on his face when he saw Han Lie who was sweating profusely.

"Han Lie, today's show is of a very high level, you have worked hard!"

The director of the office car asked with concern: "Are you tired? It's not easy... Put on your coat quickly, don't catch a cold!"

Yin Qin, who had been looking for Han Lie for half the night, looked at her minister suspiciously and kept thinking: What kind of large props do you need to move?
After pondering and pondering, I failed to recall the figure of the minister at any heavy physical work site.

Why are you so tired?
Yin Qin was thinking about it, suddenly startled in her heart, and turned her head to look for Zhao Shengnan.

As a result, Sister Zhao was in the background, gesticulating and rowing among the crowd.

My head was a little sweaty, but my hair wasn't too messy.

There was a little dust on the down jacket, but the little shirt inside was clean.

The jeans are fine, but the legs are shaking a bit...

Well, the work in the background is too much and too messy, it is really hard work.

Yin Qin didn't find anything wrong, shook her head in self-deprecating manner, turned around and supervised everyone to organize the props - many costumes were rented outside and had to be returned.

While helping to tidy up, he suddenly saw Lou Xiaoxiao who was holding her head and feeling a little dizzy.

"Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with you? Tired?"

"It's nothing."

Lou Xiaoxiao yawned, and replied with a strong nasal voice: "Backstage is cold and hot at the same time, I seem to have a bit of a cold."

"Thank you for your hard work, go back and rest! There is not much work left, it doesn't matter!"

"Okay, then I'm not welcome, senior sister."

Lou Xiaoxiao was walking out with her schoolbag on her back. Yin Qin glanced at her back, shook her head and muttered, "These little princesses have good physical fitness! Another one who is so tired that his legs shake when he walks..."

……

Han Lie chatted with Dean Liu, Director Zhang, and Director Che for a while, but unexpectedly did not see Lao Zhang.

"Where's Principal Zhang? Are you not satisfied with our work?"

In fact, this question is a little presumptuous, but since Han Lie and Liu Dalu had a small meeting in Lao Zhang's office last time, and Lao Zhang had to give way, the group of people in the school understood Han Lie's actual status .

Director Zhang said casually: "Principal Zhang has to go back to our school."

Director Che smiled and said, flatteringly came over: "Yes, there is also a party at our school, and we were more attentive than us in the preparation, but I see, the effect is not necessarily better than ours!"

"Ah."

Han Lie nodded in a serious manner: "Our students are not bad at all in terms of literary and artistic quality, but the details such as Fu Hua Dao are a little lacking. When I look at it from a distance, I think it's okay, but when I get close, I don't have the patience to think about it.

In the future, I will continue to be strict in this regard, and strive to produce two high-quality programs that can be shown on TV. "

"it is good!"

"Ambitious!"

"If you need any support, just ask the courtyard!"

Director Che, Director Zhang, and Dean Liu applauded one after another, and Liu Hong, the head teacher of the finance class, squeezed in behind and couldn't get any flattery, so he walked around in a hurry.

In the end, Liu Hong, the smiling tiger, had no choice but to shake his head and sigh: "Han Lie was busy going forward and running back, busy inside and outside the party, he is really a model of a dedicated cadre!"

No, no, no, no!

Brother Lie waved his hands modestly.

Benchmark can't stand such disasters, I'm tired...

When he finally finished dealing with the school leaders and had to bring the main force of the department to celebrate, Han Lie really couldn't bear it and didn't want to go.

So they called the little assistants, Yin Qin, and Wang Tianqing, and ordered: "Yin Qin counts the number of people, Wang Tianqing organizes and leads the team, Liang Wu, you go to the Sheraton to arrange food and drinks, and hold the celebration banquet.

I have a temporary wine bureau, so I can't attend, so eat, drink and have fun by yourself. "

"no problem!"

Wang Tianqing nodded neatly, and then sent Han Lie a text message——

"Today is New Year's Eve!

Doesn't the gold master's father plan to summon your Sailor Moon to transform?

I booked a hotel room in advance, Xiao Shiqi went to arrange a surprise, don't you really want to have fun?

It doesn't matter if you are late, your darling can stay up all night!

If you like it, please reply 1.

I really like it, please reply to 11111..."

When he saw the content, Brother Lie, who was not afraid of anything, was so frightened that he trembled all over.

I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it, brother’s favorite way to celebrate New Year’s Eve is to go to bed early...

Han Lie replied resolutely: "Accompany father-in-law to drink, if you can't get out, don't worry about it."

Then he deleted the entire conversation record and got into a taxi on the side of the road.

"Go to the Banyan Tree Hotel."

Today, no one can stop me from getting a good night's sleep!
Just as he was making a poisonous oath, another message with a photo popped up in VX.

The photo is of a dimly lit street corner, two people raised their hands to show their hearts.

The tall one is Chen Yanfei, and the short one is Xiao Dingxiang.

Town House Beast: "Is it nice to drink? The New Year's Eve between the two of us seems to be a bit lonely and deserted, and there is a lack of someone who can take us on an adventure and warm us up."

I am!

Brother lie wailed, feeling that this day could not be passed.