Consumer God

Chapter 29
During class, Han Lie continued to brush up the questions.

After class, I immediately started thinking about it.

First of all, it is certain that the web article has nothing to do with her tuba.

In her previous life, until her graduation, there was no word about it, which showed that she was very cautious about this matter and kept it a secret.

So, signed with a trumpet?
Xi Luting does have a QQ trumpet.

Han Lie found out by an extremely accidental situation.

He later became the deputy minister of the Ministry of Literature and Art. At that time, Xi Luting had already become the chairman of the student union and had his own small office.

Once for an event, Han Lie wanted to borrow the printer in the office.

It just so happened that Xi Luting also had something to do and was in a hurry to get out, so Han Lie found two QQ numbers hanging on his computer.

One is a tuba, and the other is naturally her trumpet.

At that time, Han Lie casually opened it to take a look, and found that there were only four groups in the trumpet, and only a few more than 30 friends.

So I didn't bother with it anymore.

There is no need to recall the unpleasantness that occurred because of this later.

However, Han Lie remembered the screen name of the trumpet and one of the group names.

The screen name is very funny, it is called [Lonely]

The group name is [Carnival]

Whether the word "囂呱" is correct or not, Han Lie does not know now.

But it is precisely because of such a sullen and connotative screen name, and the "cucumber" Martian text that seems to cover up, that Han Lie still remembers it fresh.

Han Lie didn't think much about it at the time, he just thought it was Xi Luting's trumpet used to flirt with stars.

It's normal, who doesn't have any unknown hobbies?
But now that I think about it again, the correct answer is ready to come out——

That was the criminal tool she used to sign contracts, write and maintain book friends!

Moreover, Han Lie had reason to suspect: Xi Luting did not give up his dream of becoming a master of web literature until graduation!
Otherwise, what is she doing with a trumpet?
It's okay not to give up...

You have a chance if you don't give up!
Han Lie silently calculated, and soon worked out a thorough and detailed plan.

Program code name - ham for cucumber!

Ting Ting, you are still young, so you don't understand, how can cucumbers have a meaty smell?

quack quack...

For some reason, Han Lie was extremely excited when he thought of making fun of Xi Luting.

Leaning in Chen Yanfei's arms before was not as excited as it is now.

Have I misplaced some attributes?

Brother Lie suddenly had a new understanding of his bad taste.

"But you can't blame me entirely, Xi Luting's height, figure, and cold and ascetic face!"

Concubine Chen Yan is just a little tsundere, while Xi Luting is the queen!
I'm sorry, Concubine, the one hundred and one styles that belong to you have scored two styles for Xi Luting...

The first type is called the enemy is clear and we are dark, and the Internet is idle.

The second type is called the base below the line, which is a shocking reversal.

In the end, she died and I was beaten to death by her...

Although it was a bit tragic, Han Lie resolutely decided to do it!
Xi Luting is different from Yu Yun Fang Feifei, she is a woman without any weaknesses, she wants to repay the one shot in her previous life... cough cough!
If you want to be friends with her, you have to get cavalry.

……

The second class in the morning was English, and Han Lie was still doing the questions quietly, without any abnormality.

Xi Luting attaches great importance to English, studies hard, and lives in peace.

After class, Yu Yun took the initiative to send out an invitation: "Han Lie, where do you have lunch? Do you want to go to the cafeteria together?"

"No, I have something to do when I go out. Eat slowly, bye!"

Han Lie waved his hand and left directly.

It belongs to the kind of Baudio who is very polite in words but leaves no room for practical actions.

Yu Yun pouted unwillingly: "Ting Ting, why is Han Lie like this..."

Xi Luting replied softly: "Aren't all straight men like this?"

Are you straight...

When dealing with straight men, shouldn't we be more straightforward, make a deadly move, and bet heavily?

Yu Yun pondered secretly, her mind was erratic.

At this time, she had only been in college for a month, and she was still learning the secrets of beheading men, and she was not yet a future Dacheng tea mother.

The first time he made a move, he felt very frustrated when he met Han Lie, a straight steel man who didn't get into anything.

How flirtatious were the former high school students?

He casually puffed out his chest, flew over with a wink, and immediately rushed over, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail.

Why are high-quality boys in college so difficult to deal with?
I don’t respond to messages, I don’t respond to chats, I don’t care about acting like a baby...

Be so angry!

After thinking about it, she doubted herself for a while, Han Lie for a while, and Xi Luting for a while.

be terribly upset.

However, her character is indeed as tough as Han Lie judged.

After thinking wildly for a while, when she saw Duan Xiaoyi, she immediately let go of her worries and greeted her with a smile.

Well, there are plenty of fish.

Han Lie is very good, but Duan Xiaoyi may not be bad either.

Until the moment of selling, who knows which one is more valuable?

Keep them all!
Xi Luting glanced at Yu Yun who was chatting with Duan Xiaoyi again, and a sneer flashed in his eyes.

……

Han Lie planned to go to the electronics market to buy a new mobile phone and a laptop.

The old phone is too stuck and should have been replaced long ago.

And the mobile phone number belongs to Dream City, roaming and long-distance, it is simply eating money.

Han Lie was indeed lacking in experience, but the problem was that he was even more short of money now.

Unnecessary waste can be saved if it can be saved...

Before leaving, he went back to the dormitory.

As soon as he reached the door, he heard a snoring sound coming from the room.

Yo, kids are catching up on sleep?
We stayed up all night yesterday and have no place to sleep during the day?

Han Lie knew what was going on as soon as he turned his head. He was very familiar with this state when he was in college.

Well, it's so predestined, I'll say hello to you guys again!

Han Lie stepped lightly, then slowly inserted the key to open the door, trying not to make any noise.

Pushing the door open and closing it again, there was a "squeak" at the end.

There were three snoring sounds in the dormitory, but at this moment, one suddenly disappeared.

Han Lie ignored it.

The curtains in front of the balcony were drawn tightly, and the fourth floor of the men's dormitory was blocked from sunlight by the women's dormitory, so the room was a little dark.

Han Lie walked lightly to Huang Wei's bed and stopped at the head of the bed.

Huang Wei was sleeping soundly at this time, sandwiching the quilt, leaning sideways, facing the wall.

Han Lie stood there motionless, his eyes fixed on the back of Huang Wei's head.

Little by little, my breathing became heavier.

……

LV had something to worry about, and slept the lightest and most restless.

When Han Lie pushed the door, he felt something.

When the squeak came out, he was basically awake.

But he didn't open his eyes right away, mainly because he didn't know what to talk to Han Lie about.

As a result, Han Lie's footsteps suddenly stopped and he did not walk towards his bed.

This makes LV very puzzled.

Brother, what are you doing?

LV quietly opened his eyes, and saw a figure standing quietly in front of Huang Wei's bed.

What the hell!

LV tightly covered his mouth, feeling a sudden sharp contraction of his bladder.

want to pee.

Han Lie stood there for 10 minutes, and LV stared at him for 10 minutes.

Not daring to say a word, not daring to move.

The torment in my heart cannot be described in words.

No. At 11 minutes, Huang Wei's snoring also stopped, he muttered indistinctly twice, and arched into the bed again.

The body is curled up like a prawn, and the head is basically stuck to the wall.

Han Lie finally moved.

LV hurriedly closed his eyes, and pulled the quilt to his face, completely covering his head.

In his perception, the scary big brother stood in front of his and Xiaodongbei's bedside for a long time.

5 minutes?
or 10 minutes?
LV doesn't know, just feel that every second feels like a year.

There were gaps in the quilt, but he didn't dare to open his eyes.

Could it be that the terrified gaze was just waiting outside the gap, peeking inside? !
LV didn't dare to gamble, and the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became.

Until the footsteps left, then he put the backpack on the desk, and then opened and closed the door, and there were distant footsteps in the corridor...

LV finally dared to lift the quilt and gasped heavily.

At this moment, Huang Wei who was diagonally opposite suddenly turned over and sat up, cursing in a crying voice.

"You're paralyzed...how can you live in this dormitory? Ah?! I'm so scared to death...Wori's grandma's!"

"Fuck!"

LV trembled in fright: "Old Huang, when did you wake up?"

Huang Wei continued to cry, his voice was extremely aggrieved.

"MLGBD! I fell asleep and suddenly felt something wrong, and the back of my head felt cold, as if something was lying behind me and blowing at me...

Drowsy, waking up bit by bit, I felt someone behind me panting...

I didn't dare to move, I checked for a long time...

Grass on the horse!The result is really there! "

Huang Wei stood up and put on his clothes in a hurry.

"Brother, you can play by yourself! I went out to rent a house...WCTMLGXBD!"

Huang Wei packed up his things, turned around and left.

Before leaving, he even threw a wrapping paper on Xiao Dongbei's head.

"Stupid beep! Still fucking sleep! If you sleep to death, you count the ball!"

Xiao Dongbei was woken up by the blow, and with a dazed face, he asked confusedly, "Huh? It's evening? Are you going to eat?"

"Eat shit!"

LV was annoyed, turned over and covered the quilt: "What's the matter with love! The troublemakers are gone, so they won't take it out on me, right? I really pissed me off...I'm going out to rent a house too!"

Xiaobeibei squinted his eyes in a daze, looked left and right, feeling very puzzled.

What happened?
The brothers had a fight?
So what are we going to do tonight?

Who is the treat?
What to eat?

(End of this chapter)