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Chapter 312 The Heavenly King and Lao Tzu are not working!

To deal with the scum of the love brain, you should mainly coax her, and use sweet words to make her lose the ability to think.

The dog coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and the magnetic scumbag voice came out.

"Of course I miss you, I can't wait to wake up with you in my arms every day, we look at each other lingeringly, the morning sun shines on your cheeks, your mouth is smiling, gentle and shining, what a wonderful picture it will be? "

Zhazha's heart thumped, and it exploded cleanly...

Ah!
No, no, no, my wife is going to be terrible!
However, the routine of dog things continues.

Next, draw another romantic pie, the less realistic the better.

"20 years later, our home may have become a seaside villa on a small Pacific island. When we wake up, we embrace and look at the sea. When the sun sets, we are doing what we love to do on the white sandy beach..."

"You can't imagine what kind of Valentine's Day gift I prepared for you. Believe me, you can look forward to it now..."

At this time, the slag had completely floated away.

My brain was blank, and I gave my old lady all the rationality and thinking!
Well, let's start looking for reasons to make her give up the idea of ​​coming immediately.

"We are just a small place here. You are so beautiful and famous. If you come, it will be too easy to expose. Most importantly, you will scare my parents. I am only under 20 years old. They may not be able to accept it." ..."

OK, let's call it a day.

Zha Zha was very disappointed, but in a sweet mood.

Lie Lie is so romantic, I really want to cry!

"Okay, I also know that my ideas are too unreliable, so wait until you get back to Shanghai to date again!

But I really miss you...I think about it every day when I go to bed, when I wake up, and even when I go to the bathroom.

do you know?I love you so much I can't breathe, I can't sleep at night because of you, just hearing your voice makes me burn... really, I swear! "

This girl is delicate and naive when she talks about love, she is straightforward and hot, and she is so likable.

In the entertainment circle, she is not the most suitable candidate to be a wife, but when it comes to the experience of dating, she is definitely ranked at the top.

Han Lie doesn't know how long this relationship can last, but he has already started to prepare for her.

Take you to earn a net worth of hundreds of millions, and then get a fashion celebrity and high-end endorsements, and then you can hang out in this small entertainment industry if you like it, or be a big sister if you don’t like it, isn’t it interesting? !
In this way, Gou Lie easily dealt with Xiao Zha Zha.

Next, Gou Dong will fight Sister Ting again.

Unlike slag, she really wants to be a good wife and mother.

Literary and artistic young women either don't love, once they love, the degree of devotion is completely different.

In fact, the relationship between her and classmate Xiao Zuo is not so compatible. To a greater extent, it is time to start a family when she is old. There is no prejudice, so it is a natural step into marriage.

Wealth is not the deciding factor.

Among the pile of rotten fish and rotten shrimp in Wanwan, she is one of the very few Qingliu with a good reputation.

There has always been an endless stream of rich kids pursuing her. If she really wanted to marry a rich family, she would have had the chance a few years ago.

So if you want to coax her, you must not talk about material things.

"Sister, I miss you so much!"

Gou Lie really don't want to make a fool of himself, he maliciously acts cute as soon as he comes up, it's too cheap!
However, sister Ting still eats this set especially, and she is in a good mood and high spirits.

Immediately afterwards, Gou Lie started his stream of consciousness again, expressing his "soul".

"Sister, there is a mountain beside my house. It is not high, but the top of the mountain is very flat. At night, standing on the top of the mountain and looking at the Milky Way, it is so bright and magnificent...

But this is not the point.

do you know?Sister, when you heard my words, you raised your head. In fact, what we saw was not the same starry sky.

This mountain is located on the dividing line of 37 degrees north latitude, and you are at the bend north of 25 degrees north latitude, and you can see the beam of light that splits into two ahead of me by one ten-thousandth of a second.

If we turn our longing into sight, follow the beam of light against the source, and finally become one in the bright galaxy...

I will be at the position of one ten thousandth of a second behind you, chasing you forever. "

In fact, Han Lie didn't know whether this bullshit theory was right or not.

However, Sister Qingting was crushed without any suspense.

"Lie Lie, I don't want you to work so hard! I'm going to book a plane ticket and accompany you to see the starry sky at 37 degrees north latitude!"

Good guy!
Isn't this a joke?
Sister Ting's determination to come over has become stronger? !
Han Lie had expected it a long time ago, and even prepared the draft.

He replied resolutely: "No, don't come. It was my fault to flirt with you. I can't put you under any more pressure."

Sister Ting is very stubborn: "I am not afraid of any pressure!"

But Han Lie's reasons are even better: "With the age gap between us and my current personal wealth, if you come here, no one will look at you with kindness, let alone any relatives and friends. us.

I know you don't care, but why do you have to suffer this kind of pain when it can be avoided?
I can listen to you about other things, but not this one.

Listen to me, don't come, stay at home to celebrate the new year obediently, when we are all in the magic city, I want you to show the greatest enthusiasm and go crazy in bed all night..."

Han Lie, who followed her most of the time, showed a very tough attitude very rarely.

It works great.

Guo Qingting is a sister-type girlfriend who likes obedient younger brothers, but this does not mean that she is unreasonable and can't tell good from bad.

At special moments, being moderately domineering can actually arouse her emotions even more.

"it is good!"

Not without regrets, she replied resolutely: "The request you made last time, I will fulfill it for you when I go back!"

wow~~~~~~
Gou Lie's eyes lit up, and his mood and body cheered up.

It's really not in vain, happy!
After hanging up the phone, Gou Lie rolled twice on the bed, complacent and extremely bloated.

Classmates, do you understand why you should study hard now?
If it wasn't for level 4 psychology, why should I be so good, Mr. Han? !

Look at your stupid faces that you can't even understand, read "The Art of War" for me as soon as you get home!

Although this thing is not very symptomatic, the pattern is the foundation, and the technique can be supplemented later.

get out of class is over!

……

Just when Gou Lie was extremely swollen, he received a New Year's call from Shoupan.

"Hee hee hee~~~"

Little Shoupan smiled sweetly as soon as he came up, making Han Lie confused.

"Why are you so happy?"

"I miss you!"

"Yo, the little mouth is so sweet, as expected of you!"

"Then look! People are sincere to you, when have you ever been misbehaving?"

That's too much...

Strictly speaking, I never really behaved.

Han Lie complained in his heart, but he still happily coaxed her to be happy. While chatting, he suddenly asked about Pan Zi's reaction.

"That day our dad came home and found that the tea set was gone. How did he react?"

"Hahahaha!"

Pan Ge was overjoyed, and described it vividly.

Time is pulled back to the day of the robbery...

Pan Zi went home happily. He didn't find anything wrong at first, until the family had finished their dinner happily. He wanted to make tea, but he glanced at the tea cabinet, and his whole body became furious on the spot.

"Wife, wife! Where are my two boxes of Mingqian Longjing?"

Zhao Anni replied impatiently: "You don't take good care of your things yourself, why ask me? Look again, can our house still be robbed?"

Pan Zi had already turned the tea cabinet inside and out, sweating profusely.

"It's broken! Didn't I really get thieves? I don't even want to drink the tea myself, dog day's little... Huh? Isn't it right? What kind of thief can enter our house?"

Pan Zi just lost his position in a hurry, he was not stupid, and soon realized something was wrong.

Zhao Anni glanced at her daughter who was curled up on the sofa covering her mouth and giggling, and immediately understood everything.

So he replied angrily: "You should pay attention to what you say! Don't look for it, just ask your precious girl!"

Pan Zi shuddered and rushed out, full of hope but with a trembling voice, and asked, "Daughter, during the day, did that little red guy come to the house?"

"puff!"

Pan Ge burst out laughing on the spot.

Good guy, when you are in a good mood, Xiao Han Xiaolie, drink happily Brother Han, if your baby is taken away, you will immediately become a little red guy, you know how to change faces...

Although Pan Ge did do bad things, she was not afraid of Lao Pan.

Nodding confidently: "Ah, here we come!"

Pan Zi's eyes darkened, completely desperate.

you still need to ask?

The tea must be gone!
Pan Zi couldn't get angry with his daughter, but he was really wronged, so he complained bitterly: "It's been more than half a year since I got the tea, and I'm not willing to drink a couple of taels..."

"So what a waste to stay at home?!" Pan Ge plausibly said.

With a creak, Pan Zi nearly choked.

Your logic...is amazing!
"You fucking bastard!" Pan Zi looked like he hated iron and steel, "How can a man be so used to it?!"

"Oh, I see!"

Pan Ge responded, turned around and wanted to slip away.

Pan Zi watched with a sigh, his complexion suddenly changed drastically.

wrong!

That dog didn't know what it means to be polite, and with such a little padded jacket that leaks air... How could he just walk along with two boxes of tea?

"Don't move!"

With a roar, Pan Zi hurriedly rushed to the storage room again.

When I went to the place, I looked at my watch first, counted for a while, and found that two steel king pieces were missing.

It's not a big problem...what the hell!

Expensive is not that expensive, but those two things are hard to get, okay? !
Then I searched again, and found that a lot of good things in my collection were gone, and I was so angry that I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Pan Ge! How dare you give me my master-made purple clay pot tea set?!"

Little Shoupan also knew how much his father cared about that set of tea sets, and he finally had a faint look on his face.

"Huh? Isn't that a handicraft?"

She squinted her eyes, pretending to be cute, and pretending to be stupid, but she refused to admit it anyway.

Pan Zi almost didn't go crazy: "Can there be Gu Jingzhou's inscription on the handicraft?! I don't care about anything else, just get the pot back for me! Little red guy can drink tea?!"

Pan Ge spread his hands together, and made the ultimate move - let go.

"Han Lie has already arrived home. Anyway, I can't help it. I feel really distressed. You can come and ask for it yourself!"

Pan Zi glared: "You think I dare not?"

"Slightly slightly!" Pan Ge stuck out his tongue so hard at his father that his skin was dead.

"Hahahahaha..."

This guy made Zhao Anni so happy that she almost burst into tears.

Pan Zi turned around and said, "Are you still happy? Go and see your own baby! Our little padded jacket is full of leaks!"

Zhao Anni's expression turned bad in an instant, and with a sound of "ah", Sa Yazi rushed to her cloakroom.

Not long after, there was a roar from upstairs: "Damn girl, come here!"

The family suddenly started a new round of chicken and dog jumping...

However, Pan Zianni together couldn't do anything to Pan Ge, as long as she was reluctant to do anything, she was invincible.

When his anger almost subsided, Pan Zi suddenly slapped his thigh.

"No, it can't be so cheap, that little red guy!"

Zhao Anni asked casually without any hope: "What do you want? I have nothing to do anyway."

The idea that had been lingering in his heart gradually became clear, and Pan Zi resolutely said: "Pack up your luggage, book your flight tickets, and the three of us will go to Dream City and visit Old Han's house!"

Pan Ge's eyes widened in astonishment, dumbfounded.

Zhao Anni was thinking about it, her eyes gradually brightened, and her expression became eager to try.

Hey, it has to be you, it's amazing!

Pan Zi and Annie quickly reached a consensus. Although Xiao Shou Pan was flustered, there was also an inexplicable sense of excitement lingering in his mind.

Perhaps it would be interesting to go to the hometown of Gou Dongshi to chatter about? !

The matter was settled like this, and Pan Ge began to feel that the days seemed like years.

Go to Dream City, what will happen?
Would giving Dog Thing such a surprise attack make him explode?
At that time, is it possible to show off in front of Concubine Chen Yan?
Hee hee, it's so interesting!

……

She chatted happily with Han Lie, her emotions were high, but she didn't reveal anything.

Just kidding, I have been black-bellied for so many years, how could the small city not have this?

Just wait, the surprise will arrive in three days!

Although Han Lie noticed that little Shou Pan's emotions were extremely high, he never expected that Pan Zi could do such an outrageous thing.

You, a billionaire with a net worth of billions, suddenly came to your door with your family...

Who dares to think?
Anyway, Han Lie didn't notice it at all, coaxed Pan Ge for a while, and then happily wished Chen Yanfei New Year's greetings.

The town house beast's attitude was a little cold, but he didn't hang up the phone.

With Gou Lie's efforts, the two chatted happily and naturally.

Uh, the main reason is that Han Lie took the routine and brought out his own embarrassing things, and told them vividly, it was so funny.

"Hahaha, is your mother really like that?"

"real!"

Han Lie swore: "At that time, the whole building could hear the yelling, and now when the neighbors see me, they have to look at me carefully for a while, and then they are amazed: Hey, don't say it, it's really good... ..."

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"

Concubine Chen Yan couldn't laugh anymore, she felt like she was back to the day when she first met, Han Lie laughed at herself with a bruised nose and swollen face, optimistic and funny.

Of course she felt Han Lie's deliberate flattery, but it wasn't a bad thing.

When a boy tries his best to please you, it means that you are really important to him.

And Han Lie is not an ordinary boy, he is a supernova in the financial circle of Shanghai, a god admired by his classmates, teachers, and school leaders.

The favor of a male god has a very different weight.

Thinking of this, the resentment in her heart could not help disappearing, and tenderness gradually regained the upper hand.

And she is a girl who knows how to give men a step and is very active in dealing with feelings.

"I was homesick when I was in Shanghai, and I felt bored after going home for a long time. People are so strange... Do you have time after the next year? Come out and take a look."

"I'm going back to Shanghai ahead of time, the company is very busy."

Han Lie spoke softly, and then used a little routine: "But you are more important, I can squeeze out a day, as you arrange."

Concubine Chen Yan knew that Han Lie was telling the truth, so she became more and more satisfied.

"Then the second or third year of junior high school. I have a gathering of my peers here. The date has not been determined yet. When the time comes, you will go with me and be my shield for the day. Aren't you afraid?"

The hints are so obvious, I'm afraid of a der!

In the entire Dream City, apart from your parents, I have no third person to be afraid of!
"Don't worry, I'm ready to face everything."

Han Lie was full of pride, uttered wild words, and secretly swore in his heart-this time, even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu will not be able to work!

*****
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