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Chapter 44 Mastering New Skills

To be cautious, Xi Luting asked again: "Crazy? Why don't you find a boy?"

Han Lie: "I don't have any boy friends on WeChat! I can't ask for help in the class group, right? People will die! (Crying loudly)"

Oh open!

It's really in my hands!

Xi Luting was very happy, his brows and eyes were curved with joy, but he still put on a show of resistance.

"Then I can't help it! I'm a girl, how can I help you?"

Han Lie: "Go to the door of the public toilet and say something nice to the janitor, it's very simple!"

Hahahaha!

Is it simple?

No no no no, it's not easy at all, is it?
Xi Luting was dancing, all ten toes were dancing, beautiful flying.

"Xiao Han, beg for help with a beggar's attitude... (pick nose)"

Han Lie: "Sister! What kind of attitude do you want? (Poor) (Poor) (Poor)"

Xi Luting: "Think about it again, is it right for your sister? (smirk)"

Han Lie: "Ah?!"

Han Lie: "..."

Han Lie: "Mom?!"

puff!
cough cough cough...

Xi Luting spat out a mouthful of water, choking himself until he coughed.

Han Lie, are you poisonous? !
She really didn't expect that Han Lie, who usually looks pretty, could be so straight.

Isn't it enough to call "Dear the most beautiful woman in the world" and "Invincible, kind, invincible and cute little fairy"?
What kind of retarded mother is called? !

Xi Luting was angry and funny, and his mood was like a roller coaster, jumping up and down.

Xi Luting: "!!!"

Xi Luting: "Do you have some serious illness?!"

Xi Luting: "Start again!"

Han Lie: "(Khan) (Khan) (Khan)"

Han Lie: "(with teary eyes) Dear... dear?!"

Xi Luting: "(Crazy) (Crazy) (Crazy) (Crazy)"

Xi Luting: "Ahhhhh!"

Xi Luting: "Your paper is gone! You fell into the water! Feed the penguins!"

Xi Luting was really about to explode.

It was agreed to play and cry Han Lie, but the dog man was fine, and he was about to cry.

How can this be? !
outrageous...

Brother Lie smirked, got up and found the map.

Little one, are you in the Penguin Pavilion?

Do you think I look like a simple and honest and lovely penguin?

While looking for the location of the Penguin Pavilion, he continued typing flirtatiously.

Han Lie: "(Crying loudly) Then what exactly do you want!"

Xi Luting: "(knock on the head) say something nice, won't you coax girls?!"

Han Lie: "(Khan) Er, I'm being honest...for example?"

Xi Luting: "(Crazy) For example... Wait! Who is begging whom?!"

Han Lie: "(Smiling) (Goodbye) Forget it, I'll go find Feifei or Yunyun, mother!"

Boil!
(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Xi Luting was furious all over.

Dog man, are you sent by God to play with me? !
If you don't care about me, I'm a dog!
Xi Luting clicked to turn off the phone, not wanting to answer Han Lie again.

For a full 10 minutes, her mind was filled with the picture of Han Lie being hung up and smoked, and she cried bitterly, crying for her father and mother.

He didn't relieve his anger much, but Han Lie's shadow became clearer and clearer.

From a psychological point of view, why is the relationship between happy friends always more stable?
Because of mood swings.

The ancients said: The text seems to look at the mountains and not like the flat.

An article that is straightforward and cannot fully mobilize emotions is not a good article.

In the same way, a love that takes care and cannot fully mobilize emotions is also not a good love.

Why is the scumbag so fragrant?

Because they are particularly good at creating contrasts, they always make you disappointed, depressed, angry, and then suddenly give you a huge surprise.

What about straight men?
"Tomorrow is your birthday, what gift do you want?"

"Can you stop making trouble while I'm playing games?"

"Christmas is a foreign festival. There are crowds of people everywhere. What's so good about it?"

"What anniversary? The [-]th anniversary of being together? Are you crazy?"

Brothers who have done the above four types of things took their seats, and Tie Zhinan did not run away.

There is nothing wrong with a straight man. Marry the right girl and live a down-to-earth life. Life will be very worry-free.

But, this "suitable girl" is really too difficult to meet.

Therefore, most straight men are quite miserable when they are in the stage of dating, and the proportion of them who can achieve positive results is very small.

It is because there is no correct way to enhance the relationship and maintain the freshness.

So, why is dog licking worse than straight men?

Straight men just can't mobilize their emotions, but they have time to learn and have the opportunity to change, while dog licking is not qualified to mobilize the other party's emotions at all, and they went astray from the beginning.

So a straight man may win, but licking a dog will lead to a terrible death.

Like Han Lie, Iron Straight Man + Old Director, but once he has mastered level 3 psychology, he can now learn to fly a kite.

It's very promising.

……

Xi Luting was sullen, when suddenly there was an extra vanilla ice cream in front of him.

Before she could look up, Han Lie sat down beside her.

"Take it? I bought it at a stall with a lot of people queuing up. It tastes really good!"

Pooh!
Is this lady missing an ice cream for you?
Xi Luting didn't move, and didn't even lift his eyelids.

"Hurry up!"

Han Lie urged impatiently: "I just bought the paper, I have to go back later!"

(⊙v⊙)
Xi Luting was stunned for a moment, then finally came to his senses, and couldn't bear it anymore.

puff!
She covered her mouth, laughing so hard that tears flowed down her cheeks.

"You...why are you so...so disgusting?"

Han Lie raised his eyebrows proudly, but didn't answer.

He has already discovered that Xi Luting's aloofness is really aloof, no matter how everyone jokes, it is difficult to make her smile.

But in fact, she has a very high acceptance of shit and dirty jokes, and she belongs to the kind of pervert whose jokes are different from normal people.

This wave is called doing what you like and prescribing the right medicine.

Xi Luting laughed until his whole body went limp, and he didn't stop for a long time.

Han Lie impatiently pushed the ice cream to her mouth, threatening: "Don't you hold me and stuff it in your mouth again?"

Xi Luting had no choice but to take the cone, complaining and muttering: "Have you washed your hands?"

Brother Lie retorted confidently: "Why wash your hands? I didn't wipe..."

"puff!"

Xi Luting clutched his stomach and slumped back on the chair: "Goose goose goose goose goose..."

I can't laugh anymore.

Of course she knew it was all fake, but Han Lie acted like the real thing, which was too annoying.

After laughing, she put her forehead on Han Lie's big arm, gasping for breath.

A sense of intimacy arises spontaneously.

Dog man is so much fun...

To say how much she likes Han Lie, that's not enough.

Her vision is very high, the goal is even more ambitious.

Han Lie is only fully up to the standard now, and no real feelings are involved.

But if you say you don't have any affection for Han Lie at all...

She can't lie to herself.

Counting all the freshmen from the six major departments of the School of Humanities, Han Lie's overall quality is still in the first tier.

Only two freshmen from the School of International Exchange dared to say that Han Lie was stable, and the rest of the children were younger brothers in front of Brother Lie.

Coupled with the fact that the two beauties who slept together were vying for favor, her feelings for Han Lie became more complicated.

After finally stopping the smile, an impulse suddenly emerged from the bottom of my heart——

Or... give the dog man a chance?
Thinking of this, she suddenly sat up straight and ate the ice cream silently.

Giving a chance means allowing you to chase me, not that I will take the initiative to do something.

Do you understand, Retsuko?

Xi Luting's sudden reservedness made Han Lie confused.

But he didn't have time to guess what was going on.

His mind was drawn by the system prompt.

[Congratulations to the host for mastering a new skill through unremitting efforts]

(End of this chapter)