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Chapter 66 The Male Protagonist (Two in One)

"What's the matter with you, dog man?!"

Xi Luting was so angry that he couldn't hold back, so he yelled at Han Lie again.

"It's nothing?"

Han Lie pursed his lips tightly, straightened his chest with a serious face.

"My back is itchy...you hit me too hard."

Once the level 3 acting skills are turned on, the little eyes are innocent.

"Humph!"

Xi Luting snorted arrogantly, accepting Han Lie's explanation.

In fact, she is also guilty.

I didn't think about anything when I did it just now, and I felt embarrassed after venting my anger, and...a little bit of fear.

How can I be so unladylike?
Besides, the dog man does not have the appearance of a domineering president, but he has the bad temper of a domineering president. He has never been used to women. What if he fights back?
If he slaps it hard with a round palm...

hiss!
Just thinking about it hurts...it hurts.

Recently, Xi Luting reads those heavily spoken words every day. No matter how strong his resistance is, he will inevitably be affected.

In addition, she has always regarded Han Lie as the incarnation of the hero, which is an immersive experience for the plot.

In an instant, she thought of many such scenes.

The roots of her ears were quietly turning red.

I really don't blame her for being cranky.

To be reasonable, people with beautiful and delicate writing are generally like this.

Good at association, good at transforming words and pictures into each other, rich and colorful inner world, unconstrained thoughts always jumping out uncontrollably...

Otherwise, how could she have become a brain monster?

It's only natural.

Xi Luting held on to his airs, put on a nonchalant look, turned around and walked towards the school gate.

"Follow!"

Han Lie smiled playfully and followed her slowly.

This is what you strongly requested...

If something unexpected happens later, don't blame me!

After walking more than 50 meters one after the other, Xi Luting finally recovered and chatted with Han Lie again.

"Why did you deliver the courier early in the morning? Are you too diligent?"

Han Lie almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

ask me?
Hey, Little Cucumber is asking the right person, I really know!

Inter-school courier, sharing one courier point, is already fast, and Brother Ham specially made it urgent for you...

Hold back, hold back, can't laugh!

Han Lie replied seriously: "It proves that your luck is good today, and your wishes come true! Hey, what is your zodiac sign?"

Mentioning this, Xi Luting was instantly distracted.

"I'm a Capricorn woman! And I was the last Capricorn in 94! Do you still understand star luck?"

I know nothing about star luck, I only know that you are lucky today...

Han Lie was thinking about it, and he didn't delay his words at all: "Strong, sensitive, proud, persistent in love, rich in inner world, well, it really resembles your personality!"

Xi Luting was immediately elated and in a great mood.

There are many boys who want to get close to her through the constellation. In the past, she dismissed it, but now it seems that she has found a confidant.

So ah, licking is no way out.

Only when you are good enough, common interests and hobbies will be the catalyst.

"Hey, what's your zodiac sign then?"

Xi Luting babbled, imitating Han Lie and asking back.

"Guess what?" Brother Lie teased with a half-smile.

"Hmm... Leo?"

"Hey! You can do it!" Han Lie was full of surprise.

"Humph!"

Xi Luting Niu got up, raised his chin lightly, and stretched out a tendon in the snow-white and slender swan neck, which was very sexy.

"Domineering, strong, rational, and assertive in doing things... What can it be if it's not a lion?"

"awesome!"

Han Lie coaxed her with a thumbs up, and made her smile wide, his fox eyes bent into a crescent moon.

"Let me tell you... blah blah blah..."

Xi Luting enthusiastically shared her knowledge of the constellations with Han Lie, and kept talking all the way.

Brother Lie nodded while humming, while secretly smiling.

He knew exactly what was going on.

When Brother Ham was writing, he deliberately set the male protagonist's birthday on August 8st, which is only eight days earlier than Han Lie's birthday.

The two male protagonists, one true and one false, are riding on a constellation.

Xi Luting subconsciously guessed Leo, could it be wrong? !
During the pleasant exchange, the two came to the door of Shangwai and found the courier brother.

She took the package casually and shook it.

"Huh? So light..."

"Let's go and eat, I'm so hungry."

Han Lie deliberately pretended to be indifferent, not at all curious about her things.

"Okay, let's go!"

Xi Luting glanced at the courier slip, and the word "Jewelry" was written in the item column.

Damei Niu breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, she realized it halfway through the walk—it might be inconvenient to open the things that Brother Ham sent in front of Han Lie.

Brother Ham's original words are: "A good thing" and "Great help"

What would it be?
She was really afraid that Brother Ham would send a professional book on Sima. It would be really embarrassing to open that book in front of Han Lie.

Jewelry is good, jewelry is good to cover up.

It's so light, at most one or two rings that look like earrings!
No one can see what's in the box!

Although it is impossible for Han Lie to recognize it, it is very likely that he needs to try it himself.

What happened to being seen by a dog man? !
……

Even though he warned himself repeatedly, Xi Luting still couldn't control the thoughts that were flying around indiscriminately.

She suddenly thought: Han Lie must not let Han Lie know the truth of the matter, but what if he sees it?

He is the incarnation of the hero...

Being seen by him, does it count as some kind of participation?

Will it help my experience?

Will it be...

OMG!

No no no!

Xi Luting, you must not get too involved in the show!
……

Seeing that he was about to reach the entrance of the cafeteria, but Xi Luting didn't say a word, Han Lie turned his head in wonder, and saw her thinking about something while gnashing her teeth in a daze.

This girl is so smart.

Han Lie couldn't guess what she was thinking about again, so he just waved his hands in front of her in a funny way.

"Hey, wake up, it's here!"

"Ah? Ah, let's go!"

Xi Luting woke up suddenly, and immediately put on a straight face, as if someone owed her eight hundred oceans.

The two of them had just entered the door, turned to the right, and were suddenly taken aback—there was a person in front of them.

Yu Yun clenched her small fists, gnashed her teeth and stared at the two of them, breathing heavily, her chest violently heaved up and down.

Xi Luting suddenly remembered that today it was Yu Yun's turn to treat the dog man to breakfast, but he cut off his beard.

Of course she wouldn't feel guilty, but she didn't want to quarrel with Yu Yun in the cafeteria.

So he nodded calmly, and greeted calmly: "Are you up? I ran into Han Lie during my morning run and was about to have dinner together."

Han Lie was even more indifferent, his face was at least five layers of passive.

"Today, the monitor treats guests. She doesn't know what I like to eat. You can accompany the monitor to get dinner."

⊙o⊙!
Both girls were dumbfounded.

are you human? !
Yu Yun didn't say a word, so she was arranged clearly.

She's a little self-doubting now—did I accidentally do something wrong and be punished here?
Otherwise, how could Han Lie be so righteous? !

Xi Luting was even more confused.

I invite you to dinner, you sit there like a grandpa, and you even appoint a maid to supervise my order...

Is it really filial piety to the old man? !
The two sisters looked at each other, and suddenly they were not angry with each other.

With Han Lie present, it is simply unscientific to regenerate someone else's anger.

Who can be better than him?

Xi Luting stretched his long legs, went straight to the cafeteria window, and dropped a word.

"Whether you like to come or not, anyway, what do I buy, what do you eat!"

And aftertaste...

Yu Yun was still fighting with Xi Luting one second before, and suddenly slid up to Han Lie the next second, and softly asked:
"Brother Lie, is there something I didn't do well that made you angry? Why did I suddenly make an appointment with Tingting today? If there is something wrong with me, please tell me, and I will fix it quickly!"

Tsk tsk, a tea mother is a tea mother, and a single hang can evolve so quickly...

Han Lie threw the pot casually: "No, today is really an accident. She suddenly invited me to dinner, and I was shocked."

Yu Yun got the answer, but her expression was not happy.

"Why? Tingting... Forget it, I won't ask."

Seeing that Han Lie was a little impatient, she hurriedly changed her words, her heart sank violently.

She wasn't afraid of Fang Feifei, no matter how proactive Fang Feifei was, that would be the case.

But it is impossible for her not to be afraid of Xi Luting.

That leg guy, even if he took out his face alone, he was a natural enemy.

Yu Yun stepped forward again, trying to grab Han Lie's arm, but Han Lie firmly pushed him away.

"You go and help with the things, and I will find a seat."

Such an impolite move made her submissive, not daring to resist in the slightest.

"Oh."

Yu Yun pouted aggrievedly, turned around and chased after Xi Luting.

No matter how reluctant she was, she complied in the end.

Brother lie is in a strange mood.

Why was I so stupid in my previous life?

Why waste three years on this kind of woman? !

In fact, the reason is very simple -

In his previous life, Han Lie was really bad. He didn't have an accurate positioning for himself, but he had to think about being a good match.

It is easy to find a girlfriend by clearly lowering the standard, but the result is that you don't like the one that suits you, and you don't have the ability to win the one you like, so you can only try to win the chance of winning by licking.

Look, I know that there is little hope, but I am not willing to admit defeat, and I don’t have the willpower to improve myself. If you are not unlucky, who will be unlucky?

There are no things much ado about.

Han Lie didn't realize himself until he was almost 30 years old, and the next life will be much easier, which can be regarded as comfortable.

It's stupid in retrospect, but that's the real life of ordinary people.

Han Lie has seen a few elite cheaters who never commit stupidity, and he can only say that they are neither comparable nor enviable.

If there is no system, Han Lie is still just an ordinary person who lives a relatively clear life, and he will not die alone, but he will not have any great prospects, and live his life in a mediocre manner.

This is self-knowledge.

Han Lie knew very well that he was not a born winner, but a coward who was accidentally promoted from the ordinary class.

The advantage is that he has a special understanding of the mentality of ordinary people, and knows what Yu Yun thinks and wants.

A truly proud child of heaven might not be able to handle her well.

This is a scumbag who dares to put a high hat on her husband. Her growth rate is far faster than those big-hearted straight men.

Thinking about what was there, Han Lie quickly found an inconspicuous corner, and sat there like an old man.

Xi Luting and Yu Yun worked twice, and finally got the food ready.

Chicken cake with meat buns, beef noodles with braised eggs, plus two side dishes, it is very rich.

However, the two sisters who usually have a good relationship are obviously a little unhappy today.

Yu Yun pouted angrily, while Xi Luting's expression was cold.

Don't ask, it must have just ended.

Xi Luting had long legs, took a few strides, and sat down beside Han Lie first.

Yu Yun gritted her teeth, pulled down her tight T-shirt, and sat down heavily opposite Han Lie.

Don't think too dirty, everyone, she wants to cover her waist.

The obvious thing~~~
After sitting down, Xi Luting handed Han Lie a pair of chopsticks: "Let's eat, sir!"

eat!
The sky is falling and the earth is cracking me?

Eat to the max.

When Han Lie was picking up the chopsticks, two people suddenly walked in front of him.

The two girls are acquaintances.

Looking at each other, both sides froze for a moment.

Xi Luting's sense was very keen, subconsciously raised his head, his pupils shrank instantly, and his expression became colder.

Han Lie greeted generously: "Long time no see, both of you."

Pan Ge suppressed the surprise in his eyes, glanced at Xi Luting with beautiful eyes, smiled and nodded: "Good morning."

Tofu doesn't have such a good attitude, and his expression is a bit weird.

"Brother Lie, are you... have you got a new meal ticket?"

In a word, Xi Luting was so angry that he gasped for breath.

Han Lie didn't intend to help her, and smiled back with a joke: "It's hard to say now, the new meal ticket is not very stable."

Xi Luting's eyes widened.

Yu Yun felt relieved and secretly laughed.

Pan Ge quietly tugged on Tofu's sleeve, and was grabbed by Tofu's backhand, pushing her to sit at the dining table next to Han Lie.

Whoa!It's getting more and more lively...

Of course Han Lie didn't care, he ate and chatted normally.

"Why did you get up so early today?"

"Is it early?"

Pan Ge raised his wrist and looked at his watch.

"It's 7:15. If I lived on campus, I would eat at this time every morning."

It was a lady's watch that Han Lie didn't know, and it looked quite gorgeous.

Moreover, her movements of raising her hands and feet are very elegant, not the kind of pretentious and artificial, but a kind of demeanor that she is accustomed to.

Envy flashed in Yu Yun's eyes, and vigilance floated in Xi Luting's eyes.

"Are you afraid of trouble?" Han Lie asked with a smile.

Pan Ge was taken aback for a moment, then nodded with a smile, acquiescing.

The first class in the morning starts at 8 o'clock. The seniors are not at school, the juniors do not go to class, and the sophomores do not eat breakfast. Only freshmen occasionally come to the cafeteria.

食堂的用餐高峰期是7点30到7点50之间，潘歌提前20分钟来，会减少许多不必要的麻烦。

Everyone can understand this truth, but someone has to explain it.

Only Han Lie, who guessed a sentence when he heard it, had a delicate mind and a quick response.

Xi Luting watched the two of them questioning each other and answering each other in a tacit understanding, and suddenly felt sore in his heart.

Dogs and men look so good together!

What's that called?

CP feeling? !

Like a ghost, she peeled the eggs for Han Lie, gently put them in the noodle bowl, and reminded in a cold voice: "Eat well, I bought it for you so hard, it won't taste good when it's cold."

hiss!
Yu Yun gasped, unable to believe that Xi Luting could do this for Han Lie.

So, I'm going to fuck off and be an ex?

Pan Ge felt the provocation, but only found it interesting.

Demonstrate with me... Are you panicking?

I didn't even eat tofu rice, and I was a thief watching the excitement.

What drama can be more interesting than this kind of scene?
If you break for a second, you may miss the big melon!
All the actors were already in place, only Han Lie remained still.

Everyone looked over in unison, staring at the only male lead.

　Lactulose worked, thanks guys.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)