Consumer God

chapter 73

"Come out, son of a bitch, stinky rascal!"

"Do you know what I went through today?! Ah?!"

"Do you know how many people exposed that broken dog chain?! Ah?!"

"Do you know how much I wanted to hang myself in the cafeteria with that chain at that moment?! Ah?!"

"The cafeteria! The fuck is in the cafeteria!"

"I'm so stupid, really..."

"Can you imagine my classmate holding a collar and staring at me with horror and trembling?!"

A little bit down a little bit...

Although he was just looking at the text on the screen, Brother Lie still shrank his neck, as if angry saliva would come out of the screen at any moment.

The furious Xiluting is so scary...

After a dozen or so sentences of anger, Little Cucumber realized that Ham was not online at all, and there was no point in cursing any more, so she finally calmed down.

Um, actually not too calm...

Anyway, she stopped scolding Ham, and instead vented her anger towards other people.

I didn't feel at ease when I started to unpack my express delivery!
I was really in a daze, and I didn't react, otherwise, wouldn't it be good to just tell her that it was a gift from a female netizen?

How can there be those broken things behind!

How dare she pretend to be innocent with me!
My male god has avoided her many times, but she still doesn't know how to respect herself!
There were so many pitfalls that Han Lie didn't know where to start.

First, when did brother become a male god?

Well, [-]% is today.

She didn't comfort her in vain, and she didn't feed her sugar in vain. Although she escaped very simply, her mind was indeed different.

I was embarrassed to admit it in front of Han Lie, but I didn't shy away from it in front of Brother Ham.

This progress is indeed a bit beyond expectations.

Second, she is not stupid, she finally understands Yu Yun's sinister intentions.

Tea mother is not an ordinary girl, seeing a toy, she will not be frightened like that.

Obviously, the aftertaste is all acting.

Acting is her specialty, and improvisation is her forte. Little Cucumber deserves to lose.

Third, you didn't study hard in class, and you just observed Yu Yun's little movements?
Mo Dan, fortunately, my brother is upright and never messes around in class, otherwise wouldn't it be for nothing to perform for you?

Fourth, you finally understand a major event——

Brother is really simple and decent!

Don't tell me about this sooner!
What a waste of great opportunities!

Ahem... Decent, decent.

After Xiao Cucumber scolded Yu Yun, she began to scold Pan Ge again.

"That white lotus is not a good thing either, it's all black when cut... blah blah blah..."

Finally, she gritted her teeth and swore——

"I'm not feeling well, and they shouldn't even think about it!"

"Heixin Bailian only played with girls in high school, and never looked down on suitors..."

"Wait! We must die together!"

"Stinky rascal, I blew myself up! Tell me back after you log in, and I have something to discuss with you!"

The sending time of this sentence is 9:20.

The sending time of the next sentence jumped directly to 10:35.

"Hehehe! My heart is beating so fast now, and I'm trembling all over..."

"However, it's so cool!"

"The Black Heart White Lotus was captured by me!"

"Today, my sister took her to the college hot search!"

Brother Lie subconsciously opened various groups in the QQ account, good guy, it really exploded.

It is estimated that the whole humanities are discussing this matter.

At 11 o'clock, she sent two more supplements——

"Hey, don't tell me, her body is so fragrant and soft, and it's super comfortable to hug!"

Han Lie suddenly regretted it.

Who knows what trouble she can cause?
And Pan Ge who doesn't know whether he is really curious or fake...

孽 孽!
Below are the last two messages, sent at 11:25, just before get out of class ends.

Xi Luting's cruelty is no joke.

However, Han Lie did not expect that the queen's court would be blackened in advance.

Let her continue to be manic, the consequences will be disastrous.

Originally, Han Lie sat firmly on the Diaoyutai and was able to do a job with ease among several beauties. How comfortable is his life?
How are you now, your scalp is numb from the mess!
The sparks would burst out at any moment and light the house, how could Han Lie sit still?
Han Lie quickly sent her a message back, an emoticon pack of "I'm here".

As a result, no feedback was received, and she should be eating.

Or... Enjoying the adoration of the sisters?

Han Lie had no choice but to wait.

Having nothing to do, he casually opened those groups to see what everyone was talking about.

The main class group was dead silent, because the counselor Liu Hong made a speech in the group——

"Xi Luting, come to my office before class in the afternoon!"

Good guy!
The smiling tigers are all over...

In the rest of the group, no matter whether Xi Luting was there or not, everyone was discussing frantically.

Chen Ping: "Fuck me, I'm so brave!"

Lou Zhi: "The squad leader doesn't give us any way to survive..."

Zheng Lei: "@汉玛, Brother Lie, what do you think?"

Han Lie thought for a while, and replied in the group——

"A teapot can be equipped with up to six teacups, and if there are too many teacups, it can't be poured out.

A master key can open countless locks.

You ask me what I think, I firmly support the country's ban on master keys! (laughing out loud)"

Unless... that key is mine.

The group suddenly exploded.

Brother Lie is a very important person now, and someone pays attention to what he says, even if it looks like he is joking.

Zheng Lei: "Support!"

Zhang Tieshu: "Resolutely defeat the squad leader who eats more and consumes more national resources!"

Lu Yao: "Bah! Brother Lie, you are not a good person~~~"

Fang Feifei: "Brother Lie, as long as you have six teacups, you won't have the energy to care what keys other people use? Hehe~~~"

Wow!

Immortal, you can always become smarter from a weird angle...

Han Lie thought about it carefully, and actually felt that this proposal was very constructive, so he nodded silently...

After watching the excitement for a while, Han Lie didn't speak again, and when the time was almost up, he got off the plane and went back to school.

The first class in the afternoon is meditation, escape.

Han Lie stared at the disk in the library until 3 o'clock, then found the classroom, and went to the second session of English.

As soon as they entered the classroom door, many people turned their attention.

Yu Yun and Xi Luting waved at the same time.

"Brother Lie, I have an empty seat here!"

"Han Lie, come here, I have something to tell you."

Good guy, it makes your scalp tingle when you come up...

Han Lie glanced over with a cold face, and resolutely walked to Xi Luting and sat down beside Xi Luting. He was ruthless to the end, without saying a word.

Yu Yun is isolated and helpless now, so it's easier to handle, and she can let it hang out.

The queen's court will explode at any moment, so let's go along.

To be a scumbag, you must have rules, have you learned it? !

Xi Luting lifted his chin triumphantly, squinted at Yu Yun, and let out a cold snort from his nose.

Huh, the conflict between the two of them intensified so quickly?
It's all on the bright side, it's not concealed at all...

However, Han Lie didn't intend to get involved in this kind of matter, so he took the initiative to ask, "What business does Liu Hong want from you?"

"Criticize me! Use your accent!"

Xi Luting was very dissatisfied, but still quietly lowered his voice.

"I just want to ask you, what should I do? What Liu Hong means is that my affairs have had a bad impact, and I want to take down my squad leader..."

"Listen to him! A little shit, how bad can it be?"

Han Lie sneered disdainfully.

Xi Luting frowned, without Lin Daiyu's delicate beauty, on the contrary, he was full of evil spirits.

"You mean, he deliberately found fault?"

"Liu Hong hangs people like this. He wants to catch you for something, so as to show his authority and gain some benefits. What's more, you made such a big commotion?"

"What should I do?"

"It's simple, you buy two soft Zhonghua, put one in a black plastic bag, stuff it under his desk, and talk to him in private to have a self-criticism with him, that's OK."

"Such a trivial matter requires two Chinese?!"

"Can you stop now? Can you guarantee that you won't be caught by Lao Liu if you make a small mistake? Is it interesting to be stared at by him every day?"

"Forehead……"

The three questions directly overwhelmed Xi Luting's question.

The little girl has not experienced the polishing of the world, does not understand the set of rules among adults, and is still very immature now.

But she was willing to believe in Han Lie.

"Okay, listen to you, I will do it tomorrow morning."

Its crispness surprised even Han Lie.

She almost agreed to such a private matter, which shows how much she trusts Han Lie.

Or is it called...dependence?
Anyway, Han Lie found that Gherkin's attitude was obviously different, much better than before.

He couldn't help teasing and smirking: "Actually, I still like your rebellious look..."

Xi Luting pursed his lips and wrinkled his nose, shaking his small fist at him.

"Dog man, don't be shy, or I will take away your meal ticket in minutes!"

Wow, so cute!
The Queen's Court does not act like a baby easily, but once it does, it is indeed very lethal.

The main reason is the sense of freshness and contrast, which is difficult for others to give.

Han Lie was so fascinated that his heart beat wildly, but he still tried his best to control it, not wanting to make her too proud.

Pretending to be calm and calm, he made a random attempt.

"Hey, isn't it appropriate for you to keep that toy in your hand? There are too many gossips. Why don't I keep it for you?"

Xi Luting's reaction was extremely quick, and his eyes instantly became vigilant.

"What do you want to do?"

"What can I do? Why are you so suspicious?"

Film Emperor Han's expression was very innocent, but unfortunately, Xi Luting was still not fooled.

"Hmph, I don't need you!"

After she came back stiffly, she suddenly showed a smirk, moved closer to Han Lie, and spoke in a very low voice.

"I'm going to try it with your No. [-] licking dog first... Don't blame me for poaching your corner, she asked for it on her own initiative!"

Han Lie was dumbfounded.

It took a while before he asked angrily, "Are you moral?!"

"cut!"

Xi Luting squinted his eyes and snorted coldly: "It seems like you are moral!"

Han Lie was speechless for a moment.

Forgot, the girl Xi Luting's moral concept is different from ordinary people.

In fact, judging from Han Lie's superficial life experience, it seems that the moral values ​​of most successful people are somewhat "weak".

Those ordinary people who are honest and well-behaved can't do good things, and they can't do bad things completely. They only dare to meddle within the circle defined by others, and they basically become stepping stones in the end.

The most important thing is... living too tired.

Anyway, Han Lie didn't intend to live so well.

You can't do this, you shouldn't do that...who decides? !
Selfishness is human nature.

When you are incapable, you can honestly squint, but if you are capable, who will still be used to those cows and horses?

Fair dealing in everything, no bullying, no evil, that's good enough.

The rest, do whatever you want!
No one will kidnap me!
Han Lie's immature three views are roughly the same, and some of them are even influenced by Xi Luting, so she killed Han Lie with a single sentence.

"All right, all right, do what you like, if something goes wrong, I'll see how you end up!"

"Tch, what can happen?"

Xi Luting didn't show any fear at all, instead, he was eager to try.

"Could it be worse than my almost death? Anyway, I'm going all out. If I don't show some attitude, I won't be able to deal with Pan Ge in my life!"

"Hey! How much resentment?" Han Lie burst out laughing.

"You know shit!"

"Okay, okay, I don't understand, you are right!"

Even after being reborn, Han Lie still couldn't understand Xi Luting's hostility towards Pan Ge.

Psychology at level 3 is not enough.

Can't think of her sister: Why does she have to avoid this sign? !

Although he couldn't figure it out, Han Lie didn't bother to care.

Pan Ge is not so easy to chase, Xi Luting is not so easy to get what he wants, Fang Feifei and Yu Yun are so in love, it is not a pity to lose them.

Seeing that "Goddess of the Overlord" is about to be recommended for the first time, how can I have the heart to stir up sour soup with you?
The royalties earned from this book can be put to good use.

Making money is much more important than making objects.

It just happened to let the queen's family play freely. Anyway, as long as you hold her tightly, no one in the slightest will be able to escape.

Huh?
Isn't this a tool man in another sense?
Brother Lie pondered for a long time, and finally figured it out.

Maybe it's not a bad thing to let her go out to toss and toss.

In ancient times, there was an important position dedicated to Yellow——Jiaofang Shijiaofangshi.

Carrying a small leather whip, teaching the daughters of criminal officials to play, play and sing. Whoever is disobedient gets a slap of the whip, and whoever learns slowly gets another slap of the whip...

Let Xi Luting be the queen, and the chickens will fly like dogs.

Let her be the envoy of the teaching workshop, so that she can make the best of her talents.

That's it, let's do it!
"Okay, okay, I wish you success as soon as possible! If Pan Ge is too difficult, I approve you to practice with Fang Feifei. Oh, I really can't help you..."

"Hmph! This is more or less~~~"

Xi Luting was proud, beautiful, and felt that he was doing well again.

And just as Han Lie wanted to chuckle, a system notification popped up suddenly.

【Congratulations, you have mastered a new skill: Squeeze】

[Level: Level 1 (0/100)]

【I will do good things, but you will do bad things】

[Used together with Huyou, it can have the effect of throwing the pot]

[Used together with pulling, the effect of tugging will be strengthened]

[Note: Learn something serious!You are almost full of five poisons, dog thing! 】

(End of this chapter)