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Chapter 76 The key step in the counterattack (big chapter)

The next morning, Han Lie, wearing a cool and refreshing little round inch, played the chasing boy on the track of the sports field wheezing.

When Xi Luting appeared on the sports field dressed up beautifully and with a high ponytail very scheming, he saw that round head in the middle of winter at a glance.

Xi Luting was a little confused, but also wanted to laugh.

"No, your head... disappeared for three or four days, did you go to the detention center for a tour of your feelings?"

"Then, can you use your sharp tongue for something serious?"

Han Lie smiled angrily: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language: Is it good?"

"It's so stupid~~~huh! It's business to be jealous!"

Xi Luting covered her mouth and giggled coquettishly, and then took the initiative to pull Han Lie: "Slow down! Come on, tell me, what happened?"

She gets into shape very quickly.

From the first expression on meeting, it was launching a general attack on Han Lie.

"Forget it!"

Brother Lie sighed, with a sad expression on his face.

"Yesterday when I came back, I passed the hairdressing shop outside our school - the one with a big storefront - it's not like a detention center, as soon as I entered the door, I followed the duck shop...

There is a duckling as soon as you enter the door... The little teacher shouted: Welcome, a distinguished guest!
Then come up and hand me the card.

Enthusiasm is quite enthusiastic, but the smell is a bit wrong.

I didn't think much about it at the time, so I responded casually: Come, Mr. Tony, and fix my hair for me.

Then the duckling asked me: Handsome guy, what price do you want to find from Mr. Tony? "

"puff!"

Xi Luting burst out laughing suddenly, and staggered towards Han Lie.

Brother Lie reached out to hold her, as if holding a piece of ice.

Cool, wow, it feels so good...

Xi Luting broke free from the dog man's paws, and sat down on the lawn in the middle of the playground, not daring to continue running.

"No... Are you sure you are going to a barber shop, not some other place? Which barber shop will call a VIP and hand you a card?"

Han Lie was startled, and looked her up and down suspiciously.

"You're wrong!"

Xi Luting looked at Liu Guang with beautiful eyes: "You are even more wrong! Be honest, did you do something bad yesterday?"

Han Lie stared back at her: "Frankly, have you ever worked in a bathing center?"

Xi Luting immediately broke his defense: "Goose Goose...don't make me laugh...don't you usually be quite cold?"

Han Lie asked angrily, "Usually you are quite cold, what are you doing today?"

Xi Luting laughed until tears were about to fall.

"I, I... As soon as I see your head and listen to your complaints, I feel inexplicably wanting to laugh..."

Han Lie rubbed the top of his head, it felt great, but his image was a little bit different from usual.

But it's not like a duck, is it?

Xi Luting managed to stop laughing, and quickly waved his hand: "Go ahead, I'm fine."

What and what? It's okay and continues? !

Han Lie hurriedly recited the Buddhist scriptures silently, not daring to think about it any further.

Take two deep breaths and continue telling the story vividly.

"I have to ask!
'There are quite a lot of Tony teachers in your family?What are the prices? '

The little brother told me: Our family has senior hair stylist Tony Vkii at 68 yuan, hair director Tony Holly at 158, and store manager Tony Gerrey at 298. What price are you looking for, handsome guy? "

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"

Xi Luting tightly grasped Han Lie's arm with his left hand, and slapped the lawn with his right hand, unable to laugh anymore.

Han Lie ignored her and continued.

"I thought, although the name is a bit confusing, but you get what you pay for, so let's get the most expensive one.

Then the little brother asked me to go to the second floor.

As I was going up, the little brother suddenly yelled: "There is a VIP on the second floor, order Mr. Gerrey, and the little girl is ready to receive!"

VIP walk slowly, I wish you every step of the way!
The ups and downs of the shouts scared me all over.

At that time, I thought to myself: broken!Upstairs specifies that there is some amazing service..."

"Stop! Goose goose...stop...gogogogogogogo..."

Xi Luting suddenly lay down on the lawn, then turned over and hammered the ground hard, laughing and twitching.

Brother lie's mood is very complicated.

In the end it has to be you, Cucumber!
Men don't necessarily know the stalk, you will understand it in an instant...

Xi Luting curled up there laughing like hell and dying, while Han Lie silently looked at her figure from behind.

Not to mention, when she is lying on her side, her curves are very beautiful.

The slender waist sank sharply.

Then to the position of the crotch, it bulges like a mountain.

Although the small PP is not quite upright now, its potential has been initially revealed.

A few more catties of meat will be the best.

And her skin is very good, the small waist that is exposed outside is delicate and white and tender, which makes people want to touch it.

Don't get me wrong, just compare it with your hands to see how detailed it is~~~
Maybe every beautiful woman is sensitive to the eyes with special meaning. After Han Lie glanced at her for a while, Xi Luting suddenly stopped smiling.

She pulled her blouse lightly, turned over and sat up abruptly, and fiddled with her hair twice.

His cheeks were flushed, and his eyes were a little soft.

Like a smile, maybe not.

I understand everything I understand, and there is no need to explain what I don’t understand...

She glanced at the side and said, "Then what? Tony, the manager of 298, cut this for you?"

Han Lie collected himself and continued talking.

"It has nothing to do with the store manager.

At that time, I thought, what if the little brother said again at the checkout: VIP, you have spent a total of 298, cash or credit card?
With that voice of his, if two classmates just walked by outside, would I still be alive?

Forget it, brother, you can change me to a 68 Tony!

Then the brother got angry, rolled his eyes and got me a Tony Jia who might be practicing fighting..."

The little cucumber with a yellowish heart understood it in seconds.

Moreover, the previous strength has not passed, and this is another wave, and she has completely given up resistance.

"Goose goose... You, you just tease me on purpose! I, I don't believe it... Goose goose..."

Brother lie was very helpless, and stroked the top of his head again.

"My hairstyle can't be fake, right? Anyway, don't go to that shop in the future. You definitely didn't clean your hair properly before, and the staff training is full of historical inertia!"

Xi Luting laughed uncontrollably, swayed from side to side, and suddenly fell headlong into Han Lie's arms.

Hey!

what do you mean?

This embarrasses brother lie enough.

Little Cucumber just praised Brother Ham for my simplicity and integrity.

At this moment, should I be simple, or should I be decent?
After careful consideration for a second, Brother Lie chose to be upright.

Hold the back of her head with your left hand, and wrap your arms around her shoulders with your right, lest she bump into it—come on, everyone shout "Brother Lie is so warm"!

What should I do if I choose simplicity?
hey, secret~~~
This time, Xi Luting laughed for a long time.

When I was about to get up, my whole body was limp and I couldn't get up.

"You are so funny! You must be pretending to be cold, liar!~~~"

Xi Luting really felt that Han Lie's sense of humor especially made her laugh, and all her peers before could not give her this feeling.

She couldn't figure out why.

In fact, that's the slightly pornographic jokes that the older and old perverts of later generations are best at!

Fresh, exciting, connotative.

Then the speaker should not be obscene, and his speech and behavior should not be obscene and dirty, but should be generous.

It's better to be serious, the more contrast there is, the more funny it is.

It's just 2013, and Xi Luting has never participated in a social wine bureau, so it feels fresh.

In later generations, middle-aged sullen men like Han Lie have successively experienced the period of connotation jokes, the era of live broadcast train driving, and the period of explosion of short videos and three vulgarities, and all of them will be dirty.

It's a pity that if a man in his 30s does that again, no matter how he pretends to be serious, he will look greasy.

Therefore, the reborn are all cowards.

With a handsome face and a refined heart, he was reborn in a slightly simpler era. As long as he pays a little attention to propriety, playing hooligans will make girls find it interesting.

This is not Han Lie's victory, but the benefit of rebirth.

However, Han Lie did pinpoint Xi Luting's pulse, and the little vest brother Ham has contributed a lot.

"Tell me, is the haircut thing real or fake?"

Xi Luting's expression and tone were a bit coquettish.

Han Lie didn't answer directly.

"you guess?"

"It must be fake! How can you be so ridiculous?"

Han Lie smiled without saying a word.

True or false, does it matter?

Anyway, the result is that I made you happy, who cares what happened?you? !
Xi Luting obviously didn't care.

She was even full of joy.

After resting enough, she supported Han Lie's knee affectionately, climbed up from the dog man's lap, patted his buttocks, turned and walked towards the runway.

"You don't want to talk about it! Let's go, let's finish today's task!"

So the two of them started running around in a serious manner.

After Xi Luting ran 5 laps of 2000 meters, he waited for Han Lie in the equipment area.

It wasn't until Han Lie completed 100 pull-ups with the horizontal bar that the long-awaited invitation finally came out.

"It's Saturday today, do you want to replay?"

Han Lie knew what she was going to do, so he pretended not to know.

"There is no need for a replay, but there is something else. What's the matter?"

The answer was different from what he expected, but Xi Luting didn't panic, and replied naturally: "There's a new plot room in the Hongkou shopping mall, I really want to see it..."

Comrades!must remember!
When a girl sends out such a signal, she is waiting for your invitation.

As for this kind of hesitant half-talk, it is absolutely right to take the initiative to rush forward, one rush at a time.

However, if she did what she wanted, the score must not be high.

When you meet a good girl, it's a perfect match between the two.

After encountering the sea of ​​tea mothers, the bottom line is lost in an instant, and it is easy to be grasped by others.

Although Xi Luting is not the queen of the sea, Han Lie has other plans.

So, he glanced at her with a half-smile: "Fang Feifei should be willing to accompany you, right?"

"She dare not play the Chamber of Secrets."

Xi Luting didn't change his face, and immediately came up with a reason.

She and Fang Feifei got very close recently, and it was impossible for Han Lie not to know about it, so she had already figured out how to explain the relationship between the two.

who knows……

Han Lie didn't ask at all.

"What about Pan Ge?"

Xi Luting was taken aback for a moment, then frowned: "My relationship with her is not that good."

Han Lie spread his hands neatly: "Then the relationship between us is not that far..."

"you!"

Xi Luting's eyes widened in astonishment, and his lips trembled with anger.

You were still telling me a joke just now, and you put your arms around my shoulders, and now you are in a hurry to get rid of it? !
Pooh!dog man!
As if he didn't see her face, Han Lie asked leisurely, "You've already stolen my meal ticket, and you're making a fuss with Pan Ge, but today you want to ask me out again, what do you mean?" ?
Afraid that my life is too quiet? "

Xi Luting was immediately stopped by the question.

In fact, it was because of these things that she was anxious to communicate with Han Lie, don't really think of her as that kind of woman.

It would be impossible to say how much she likes Han Lie now.

Calling him a male god in private, on the one hand, he has a high degree of favorability, and more importantly, he admires him.

Being teased by Brother Ham, she thought: Can we cultivate a tacit understanding first, and wait until the situation subsides, and then let nature take its course and go further?

In the end, it didn't work out, Han Lie didn't like this at all.

At the critical moment, the dog man was still the hard-hearted boss Xiao Miao.

When Han Lie hardened, she naturally softened.

Explaining with a gesture of begging for mercy: "I didn't mean that! It's just that I really don't have any other friends of the opposite sex. If I don't ask you, who can I look for?"

She thought that her posture was soft enough, and her hints were clear, so it should be fine.

However, Han Lie remained unmoved.

The dog man frowned tightly, and resolutely maintained the boundaries with a particularly hateful alienation attitude.

"What kind of relationship do you have with them, how do you like to play, I don't care or care.

You have your life, I have my ideal.

We are basically parallel.

Your group of licking dogs——Yu Xueqin, Kong Yize, etc. have been bluffing a lot recently, with a particularly strong sense of presence. Are you annoying?

Want me to help you stand up to them?
Sorry, I can't stand it, and I'm not interested in helping.

All the jokes I made with you before are all nullified, bye! "

Han Lie's sudden turn of events completely stunned Xi Luting.

After pondering the names of Yu Xueqin and Kong Yize twice, she suddenly realized.

"No! Han Lie, don't get me wrong..."

However, just as she was about to explain, Han Lie waved his hand behind her back and left without hesitation.

Xi Luting was so angry that his eyes went dark, and he stomped his feet frantically.

However, she was not angry at Han Lie's ruthlessness, but at herself for not thinking clearly.

In fact, she is indeed in a little trouble now.

Yu Xueqin is the chairman of the school's student union, a junior senior, and Xi Luting's admirer.

Kong Yize is the monitor of the 13th-grade All-British trade class, and another admirer.

One of the two is powerful and capable, and the other is rich and handsome. They are the few campus elites who really dare to pursue her.

The cause of the trouble stemmed from her self-explosion.

Ever since she started to "pursue" Pan Ge with great fanfare, her admirers, and Pan Ge's admirers, couldn't sit still.

There is no need to mention specific incidents, anyway, there are news about them every day.

At this moment, anyone who dares to get close to her and Pan Ge will definitely be hit by them.

So she felt that Han Lie's misunderstanding was reasonable, and it would be hard for anyone to think too much about it.

Xi Luting wants to cry but has no tears.

I really didn't want to take you on top...

Han Lie believed this, but in her previous life, she did this kind of thing.

Therefore, Han Lie's use of the topic today is not without reason.

For one thing, he didn't want to get involved in the muddy water so early.

Secondly, he didn't want to be led by the nose by Xi Luting again.

What kind of man is he who can't control the dominance and is overwhelmed by a woman!
The men who like to be on it all stand up with brother!
The man went to the cafeteria leisurely, leaving the villain to stamp his feet there, full of resentment.

"Dog man, who do you take my old lady for?"

"I really don't want you to take the blame!"

"Don't give me a chance to explain?"

"Well done, I...I'll go clean up Pan Ge!"

Pan Ge was sleeping soundly on the big velvet bed at home when she was suddenly awakened by the ringing of the bell.

When he picked it up in a daze, his anger suddenly shot up.

I'm already home, and you still dare to chase and bully me? !
Do you really just eat, sleep, and beat Panpan?

OK, you wait!

Pan Ge sneered and hung up the phone, turned on Weixin, searched for the number he had already found out, and applied for a friend.

A pop-up prompt on the interface——

You have sent a friend request to Ganchai Lihuo, waiting for verification.

The black heart and white lotus finally took the crucial step of counterattack.

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(End of this chapter)