Consumer God

Chapter 86 Master of Art of War
Pan Ge heard that Xi Luting complained about Han Lie's dog, but she thought that was just an exaggerated description, and the actual situation was questionable.

Now, she finally realized her innocence.

Dog stuff is the best dog in the world!

If possible, she would like to distort Han Lie's hateful smiling face and make it into a crispy sourdough bread, right now, right now, right now!
My dad can't even touch my head!

"I……"

She took a deep breath, inhaled hard, held it in her lungs, and forcibly controlled the slight trembling of her body.

Unfortunately, it was useless, her fingertips were still trembling.

Moreover, the roots of the ears seemed to have turned red.

With her emotional control, it really broke the defense.

However, the most disgusting thing is that she has no way to deal with the situation in front of her.

Han Lie called over by himself.

Pretending to be a good friend in front of Shan Zihao was his own initiative.

The stage was built by myself.

Now, the dog thing climbed up the ladder, what should I do?
scold him?

If the play went wrong, not only would he look like a joke, but Shan Zihao would definitely make more progress.

Forbearance?

I can't get angry!

And the dog thing is better at pushing an inch than Shan Zihao!

No matter what you do, you have to bear a lot of things that a little fairy shouldn't have to bear, right?

fall!
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Pan Ge looked at Han Lie angrily, and performed a unique skill that had never been defeated in 18 years-eyes accuse the great silence.

When she was very young, so small that she was just a baby who could just crawl...

As long as she purses her mouth and looks at her parents, grandparents with aggrieved eyes, within 3 seconds, they will conduct a self-examination and come up with all delicious and fun things to coax her.

When she grew up, she became more proficient in using this trick.

When facing teachers and elders, the eyes should be wronged, pitiful, and fearful.

When facing male classmates, as long as you look at each other quietly for three to five seconds with anger or dissatisfaction, they will basically hide their faces and retreat.

No matter what kind of family the boy came from, no one had ever been able to face her head-on for more than 10 seconds.

The ultimate beauty naturally has the ultimate lethality.

And her pair of light amber eyes will amplify this lethality.

Not long after entering puberty, Pan Ge had already realized this correctly.

So, at this moment, facing the dog that couldn't be dealt with by conventional methods, she subconsciously stared silently.

Apologize to me, scumbag!
Han Lie who was stared at...

Give her back tenderness and pampering.

With a doting smile on his face, and watery tenderness in his eyes, it seems to be confessing—no matter what, I only have love for you.

After only looking at each other for less than 5 seconds, Pan Ge's scalp became numb.

lie down!

The dog man is too shameless, it seems that Miss Ben can't restrain him? !
I seem to remove it.

Brother Lie is in his 30s, with both hands in his hands, and his psychological advantages are infinite. He has a face-skinned body and acting skills to defend himself. Will you be afraid of your little sister playing tricks? !

Effortlessly, with ease.

When the "affectionate stare" lasted to the fifth second, there was a sudden "wheezing, wheezing" panting sound like a bellows from the opposite side.

The two sides of the battle couldn't tell the winner, and the spectators couldn't bear it.

Little cool brother Shan Zihao's face was ashen, and he couldn't help panting heavily.

His eyes were fixed on the two of them, and his hands were tightly clenched into fists under the table.

I'm so pissed off...

Pan Ge woke up instantly, lowered his eyelids, looked away, and pulled his hair back.

"Hehe, hehehe..."

Tofu suddenly let out a burst of auntie laughter, his expression...unspeakable.

It was lively, but it made her happy.

Pan Ge took a hard look at it, then silently picked up his chopsticks, but in the end he didn't answer Han Lie's previous words.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little delicate.

Shan Zihao's spirit lifted, and he felt that he could still save him.

'Pan Ge, who I know, dislikes this kind of greasy and superficial care the most. '

'Look, she didn't talk to you! '

'Dog thing, I haven't lost yet! '

Shan Zihao's understanding of Pan Ge was not wrong, and he had a vague feeling that the relationship between Pan Ge and Han Lie hadn't really broken through to the level of boyfriend and girlfriend.

So, cheer up and get ready to do something.

"Your name is Han Lie?"

Shan Zihao's voice was a bit cold - not the coldness of Xi Luting, but a coldness with hidden hostility.

The attitude is condescending, especially like a person.

wuli aviation.

Until now, Han Lie didn't know who this guy was, but he only guessed two names.

One is Zhou Ci and the other is Shan Zihao.

Among all Pan Ge's suitors, the two are the most famous.

It doesn't matter, just try it and you will know.

"Any advice?"

Han Lie raised his head, placed the system panel a few centimeters behind the opponent's head, and then fixedly looked at the numbers on it.

Shan Zihao moved back awkwardly, and leaned against the back of the chair with his arms folded.

Brother Lie continued to adjust the panel, staring at the back of his head.

Shan Zihao couldn't hold back his expression.

The system panel has two features -

First, the position can be adjusted at will within 5 meters.

Second, regardless of any obstructions in front of him, Han Lie can lock on the text he wants to read.

These are just two small features that exist for the convenience of querying at any time, but Han Lie took advantage of them.

There is no need to speak harshly to scare people~~~
In fact, Shan Zihao was not afraid of Han Lie violently hurting others, and was even happy to be beaten up in front of Pan Ge, but he was still terrified by the rumored "psychopathic empty eyes".

Does this hanging man really have some serious illness? !
Damn, it's a controllable seizure...

It's outrageous!
As for Brother Lie, when Shan Zihao put up his defensive posture, he knew who was in front of him——

Oh, it turned out to be a small order.

Because Shan Zihao is a classmate of Huang Wei, Ding Ding and others, he knew Han Lie's "speciality" early on, and Zhou Ci is from a foreign class, so he would not have such a big reaction to the crazy eyes.

When the test came to fruition, Han Lie responded with an eye for an eye, and asked coldly, "Your name is Shan Zihao?"

Grass!
Why is this dog so disgusting?
Shan Zihao was quite angry, but he still maintained his psychological advantage over Han Lie to a certain extent.

Nodding with a smile on his face, he said, "Yes. I, Ding Ding and Xiao Dongbei in your dormitory are good friends. If we have a chance to come out to play together in the future, let's get closer!"

Huang Wei was terrified of Han Lie to death, he was really frightened.

Shan Zihao didn't live in the dormitory, so he didn't need to fear Han Lie at all.

What's the matter, do you still dare to hit me with a hammer in public?
Of course Han Lie didn't dare, and didn't even scare Shan Zihao anymore.

It's boring to use the old stuff too much, and it doesn't show my ability.

Turning off the panel, he suddenly smiled: "Okay, let's have a drink if we have a chance."

Shan Zihao was taken aback for a moment, caught off guard by Han Lie's sudden change of face.

You are so soft, how can I implement my original plan?

"Uh...how about making an appointment now?"

Han Lie didn't answer. He lowered his head and scanned the table, and suddenly complained to Pan Ge: "Why didn't you bring me chopsticks?"

Pan Ge rolled his eyes at the dog man.

Are you addicted to acting?

Who knew you were coming?

I'm just pulling you to be a strong man for the time being, how much time do I have to prepare the bowls and chopsticks?
Tofu came to be clever, and hurriedly put down the half-drawn steamed bun in his hand: "Brother Lie, I'll get it for you!"

"Hey, no need!"

Han Lie hurriedly called her to stop, and took Pan Ge's spoon casually.

"Don't worry, I'll just use Panpan's."

pat!

Tofu shook his hand, and the half-drawn steamed bun fell off and hit the ground with a muffled sound.

Shan Zihao's eyes widened in horror.

What the hell!

That is the king of handmade tableware she brings, the GOA series of Portugal Cutipol, pink rose gold private custom suit!
Key points: private customization!

Don't even think about touching this kind of tofu, can it be used by men? !
Shan Zihao thought that Pan Ge would stop Han Lie and ask him to get the sterilized tableware provided by the school.

As a result, Pan Ge just glanced over "calmly" and didn't respond any more.

In fact, that is not "calmness", but powerlessness.

Pan Ge had already lay flat, feeling both emotional and helpless in his heart.

'Okay, are you here waiting for Shan Zihao? '

'Dog man, I have nothing to do with you now, just push your nose on your face! '

'Forget it, just use it if you like it, and I'll throw it all away and buy another set! '

Han Lie didn't know Cutipol, and he didn't expect that the first half of the spoon was 75% pure rose gold, which was extremely expensive, so he moved very casually.

He knew that Pan Ge would not stop him.

In order to preserve his image, Pan Ge didn't intend to quarrel with the dog man, so he really could only let him brag.

Therefore, the natural performance of the two of them stabbed Shan Zihao's heart severely.

The critical hit was 99999, and the five-digit damage almost wiped out his blood bar.

I'm so hasty!

Shan Zihao was so angry that his temples twitched and his eyes turned black.

Exclusive tableware can be shared...

So how far have you two grown? !
He took deep breaths repeatedly and forcibly warned himself: Calm down, Haohao, you have to calm down!

Then, try to remember and start from the beginning.

Pan Ge greeted happily→Han Lie walked over happily→Touched her head naturally→Then said a word of concern→Pan Ge glared at Han Lie shyly→The two began to look at each other affectionately→Interrupted by himself...

Pan Ge lowered his head shyly → Tofu let out a satisfied laugh of eating all-you-can-eat dog food → Pan Ge gave her a coquettish look → he interrupted again...

Han Lie had a conversation with himself→Pan Ge never said a word→Han Lie suddenly took her exclusive tableware→Pan Ge acquiesced→I didn’t interrupt this time...

Nima!

Isn't this a pure couple?

If I hadn't come after me, would they both have started feeding each other? !
The spoons can be shared, and most likely they have already kissed... Grass!

But it's not right...

What happened to Xi Luting? !
How could Pan Ge and Han Lie develop so fast under Xi Luting's nose? !

The more Shan Zihao thought about it, the more confused he became. Sadness and anger were intertwined, and his brain was simply not enough.

Well, it is really hard for normal people to imagine that Han Lie is so bold and coquettish.

Pan Ge wanted to cause him some trouble, so he kissed him backhandedly...

Who can help?

While Shan Zihao was stunned, Han Lie had already started eating with Pan Ge's spoon.

Moreover, he took the spoon directly into Pan Ge's bowl.

There were four people at the table, and three of them had trembling lips.

Tofu was excited, Shan Zihao was in pain, Pan Ge... Pan Ge was angry.

She really couldn't help it.

Why am I so stupid?
Call a dog for a toad? !
The toad was chased away, and the dog gnawed eight mouthfuls, what was the plan? !
"Han Lie!"

She stared, her expression was very stern, and she had a kind of meaning of "I will not be polite if you push further".

Both Tofu and Shan Zihao were taken aback.

Tofu was a little worried, but a trace of ecstasy flashed across Shan Zihao's face.

'Pan Pan loves clean and temperamental beauties so much, how could he feed each other with dogs! '

'It's not a big problem, I'm fine! '

'Dog thing, let me see how you die! '

Just when Shan Zihao was gloating, Han Lie was also overwhelmed with laughter.

Miss Pan, you really gave me a chance!

With a cold face, he got up quickly.

"Don't eat! What a disappointment!

You and Xi Luting make love to each other every weekend, and we both have to bring a bottle of oil when we make an appointment, what did I say? !
Dislike me now? !
OK, my elbow!

Remember, don't look for me again until you and Xi Luting have a clear breakup!

I can't afford to take care of your princess disease! "

Awe-inspiring, upright, upright, full of righteous indignation...

After saying that, he turned around and strode away.

Like a mighty hero who can't bend the rich and the poor, can't be moved by the poor and the humble, and resolutely draws a clear line with the delicate tea girl who is on two boats.

Pan Ge's first reaction was to get angry, what are you talking about... huh? !its not right?
By the time she realized something was wrong, the dog had long since disappeared...

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I go!

What kind of dog is this? !
I have been bullied by you for a long time, and I swallowed my anger and cooperated, just thinking that you could help me get rid of a toad.

In the end, you didn't do any serious business, just found a chance to pat your ass and ran away. Are you playing me for nothing? !

36 Strategies, you can use up a dozen or so for me? !

After all, Pan Ge is a smart girl, and he figured it out in a blink of an eye.

Crossing the sky, creating something out of nothing, hiding a knife in a smile, playing hard to get, fishing in troubled waters, going up the house and taking the ladder, rebelling against the customer, escaping the golden cicada, slipping away...

Damn, Master of War? !

Pan Ge was so angry that his chest stretched to Yu Yun's size.

It almost didn't explode.

In contrast, Shan Zihao was extremely happy, his face couldn't be concealed, and he pretended to comfort him: "Pan Ge, don't be angry with that kind of man who has no quality, I..."

"Shut up! What's none of your business?!"

Pan Ge was so angry that his brain hurt, he slapped the table fiercely when he heard this, and completely turned his back on Shan Zihao.

What are you?
Dogs are worse!

After she finished cursing, she suddenly came to her senses—good guy, I have to add a borrowed knife to kill someone!
Did this dog man figure out that I can only send the evil fire on Shan Zihao?

Such a smart mind doesn't do any human work!
She packed the tableware angrily, planning to take it home and wash it before throwing it away.

In the end, halfway through packing, he suddenly froze again.

Hey, where is my spoon? !
Frowning and remembering for a moment, a picture flashed in my mind - Han Lie holding her rice spoon tightly, striding away from her vigorous back.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Pan Ge put his hands on the table and smiled angrily.

And there's an extra trick: take the sheep by the hand.

Just kidding me, huh?

Well done, Master of War, you remember, there is no end for us!

Tofu looked at Pan Ge in horror, and howled in his heart——

After the calf, Barbie Q!
My sister Pan hasn't laughed like this for many years. This is no longer pretending, it's a showdown, it's blackened!

wrong!

Blackening what blackening?
This is called exposing the true face!

Mom!The bloody storm is coming, are you ready?

Shan Zihao was so ashamed by the spray, he frowned, and looked at Pan Ge, who was completely different from usual, in surprise.

My Goddess……

Is there a problem? !
But where is the problem?

In the past, the young rich second generation who relied on their family's wealth to win hundreds of battles was completely at a loss...

(End of this chapter)