Consumer God

Chapter 93
"Ninny..."

As soon as Lao Pan opened his mouth, Pan Ge knew right away—the premonition came true, and there must be something good!
How smart is she?
I know this flattering man in front of me too well.

"Dad~~~I'm so tired, what's the matter, let's talk about it tomorrow! How about it~~~"

She immediately began to act like a baby, with sugar content 400% higher than usual, her greasy voice, delicate face, and cute smile, whoever she met was confused.

Lao Pan was so addicted to this, he laughed so hard that his teeth showed, and he was a little dazed.

A cunning flashed in Pan Ge's eyes, and she was about to run away, when her mother suddenly appeared and hugged her waist from behind.

"Oh my baby, what are you doing at school today? Tell Mommy! I haven't seen you in a week, I miss Mommy... mua!"

Pan Ge's face suddenly darkened.

Good guy!
What is the big deal?
Actually let the two of you go into battle together? !

Pan Ge's mother's name is Zhao Anni, a name that has characteristics of the times and regions. It sounds very rustic at first glance, but she is extremely smart.

Or...too dark-bellied.

Best at gentle knife, killing without blood.

Pan Ge's temperament and skills are all learned from his mother, but limited by his age and experience, he is no match at all.

"No, why not?"

Pan Ge was "carried" by Zhao Anni to sit on the sofa, feeling uneasy and discouraged.

Alas, there is no need to run away!

"Then why do you make our baby so tired? Oh, I see, are you tired? Come on, baby, Mommy will have a good chat with you..."

Zhao Anni's concern was like an impenetrable gentle trap, and Pan Ge had nowhere to escape.

"Dad! What's the matter with you?!"

Pan Ge resolutely confessed, thinking that he would die early and live sooner than later.

"Oh, oh!"

Lao Pan finally came to his senses, and then received a smug look from his wife.

Ma'am, it has to be you...

"That's what happened."

Lao Pan cleared his throat and began to perform according to the scheduled plan.

"You know that Dad has been speculating in stocks all these years when he has nothing to do, but he loses again and again!"

Lao Pan slapped his thigh with a painful expression on his face.

As soon as Pan Ge heard the word "stock trading", the bad premonition in his heart suddenly reached its peak.

"Because of this, your mother got angry with me a lot..."

Bullshit!

Don't think I don't know, how much money do you have in your stock account? !

Pan Ge shouted in his heart, and was thinking about refuting, when he heard his mother's flattery in his ear: "Oh, that's right!"

She was as quiet as a chicken and shrank obediently.

Lao Pan continued to sigh: "Father, I have basically recognized myself now, but there must be an explanation for losing so much money, so I ask my friends to find a way..."

Click!

A flash of lightning suddenly flashed across Pan Ge's mind, illuminating a figure.

No, no, can't you? !
Will do.

Some things, the more you don't want it to happen, the more it will happen.

"Isn't it a coincidence? Your Uncle Zhang called me today and said that there is a kid who is very good at this, and you also know...

Dad just thought, can he invite him to the house and let me ask him for advice? "

Pan Ge's eyes widened, his lips trembled, and he slowly spit out the name: "Han Lie?!"

"That's right, that's Xiao Han!"

Lao Pan grinned his mouth wide, bared his teeth and smiled, trying to see him.

Finally understood what Lao Pan was going to do, but Pan Ge couldn't figure it out——

I only met once, why do you attach so much importance to Han Lie?

This is not right!

Pan Ge is a black-bellied monster, but he is very pure in that respect.

For Xi Luting's entanglement, she only regarded it as a battle game between two top beauties, and never really thought about the relationship.

And she could tell that Xi Luting's true orientation was a man, and most likely he was a dog man.

The intimacy towards oneself is half nonsense and half liking for beautiful things.

In fact, she is also the same, the reason why she doesn't resist or resent Xi Luting's hug is just because the little mat is so beautiful.

She thought it was normal and there was nothing unhealthy about it, so she didn't think about it at all.

So she couldn't understand why her father admired Han Lie so much?
In a hurry, so impressed?

perhaps……

Is there really some kind of huge shining point on the dog thing that I didn't notice? !

She began to doubt herself and her life, and then her mother Zhao Anni gave her another step.

"Baby, you have to help Mommy, I really don't want to see your dad playing with his stock account anymore.

It's not much money, but it's not enough to be angry at a loss.

Invite Xiao Han to your home to have a chat and see if there is anything you can do.

If the level is really good, my idea is to simply entrust the stock account to Xiao Han, out of sight, out of mind.

Don't worry baby, mom and dad won't treat him badly~~~"

Pan Ge was dumbfounded.

What do I worry about?
Your words...

She jerked violently, and suddenly came to her senses—boy, don't you suspect that I have something to do with dogs? !
"impossible!"

With an exclamation, he blurted out.

"Ok?"

Zhao Anni snorted softly, and stared at her with a smile: "Why?"

It must be admitted that species suppression is real.

Pan Ge was immediately discouraged, and hurriedly changed his words: "I mean, he shouldn't have that much ability..."

Old Pan said leisurely: "How do you know if you don't talk? Dad is not a pickle, he still has the ability to distinguish!"

Pan Ge rolled his eyes.

If you don't eat vegetables, there will be no leeks in the world.

She tried to turn her head, and wanted to struggle again.

In the end, Zhao Anni directly made a decision: "Then it's settled, you invite Han Lie to your house tomorrow night, and we will entertain him with a family dinner!"

call……

I lost...

Pan Ge's eyes were dazed, and his delicate face was twisted, as if he had no love in his life.

"Remember, at 6 o'clock tomorrow night, you hurry up and contact him, mom will prepare a big meal for you~~~"

"I see……"

Pan Ge replied feebly, pouted, turned around and went upstairs unsteadily.

The couple stared at her back until she disappeared, and then looked at each other with worried expressions.

"Old Pan, you are right, the situation is a bit bad."

"you do not say!"

Old Pan nodded fiercely: "Xiao Han is already the only boy who gets close to her, but she still resists the idea of ​​inviting Xiao Han to my house for dinner!"

Zhao Anni also felt a terrible headache.

"At the age of first love, it is human nature to have a good impression of the opposite sex.

We are quite open-minded in this regard. We never asked her not to have puppy love, but taught her to protect herself.

But after so many years, puberty is almost over, she is still not interested in boys...

It's absolutely impossible to go on like this! "

"Ugh!!!"

Lao Pan sighed heavily, he was a heartbroken old father.

"Girls from other families, parents are afraid that their children will fall in love early, and they have been strictly guarded from junior high school to university.

We didn't have this kind of trouble back then, and we were still complacent in front of our old friends.

How about now, it's all back! "

"Old Pan, we can't sit still and wait for death!"

Zhao Anni clenched her fist hard, full of fighting spirit.

Pan Shengwu was confused and stared blankly: "I'm already creating opportunities for Xiao Han? What else can I do?"

"We have to analyze the reason why the baby is not interested in boys first, and then we can prescribe the right medicine!"

"Oh, let's analyze it. I'll help you supplement it!"

Zhao Anni nodded and began to recall the past.

The discussion between the two of them was full of energy, but there were few results. The useless work could circle the earth...

It can be seen that children's education and mutual understanding are really big problems.

This has nothing to do with whether the family is rich or not.

Pan Shengwu and Zhao Anni are already open-minded enough, and they often talk with Pan Ge, so they are supposed to be very qualified parents.

However, Pan Ge has that introverted personality. She is smart, sensible, upright, and deep in the city. It is really difficult for her parents to understand what she is thinking.

Because of her sensibility, the couple trusted her a lot, so they didn't worry much about it.

Now suddenly found "problem", it is impossible to start.

Totally numb.

In fact, the so-called "Pan Ge has never been interested in boys", a more accurate statement should be - Pan Ge is not interested in boys of the same age.

Her mind matured too early, much earlier than normal girls.

Scientific research shows that due to early physical development, girls generally have earlier psychological maturity than boys of the same age.

Due to family factors, Pan Ge matured earlier and faster.

When she was in junior high school, looking at those monkey-like boys was like looking at children.

When she went to high school, those boys who looked like peacocks were even more childish and annoying in her eyes.

So, it's not that she hasn't fantasized about someone before, but the ones who can make her have a vague affection are all mature uncles in film and television dramas.

How dare you talk to your mother with this kind of mind?
So, she simply kept calm and deep all the time, showing contempt for all the temptations of her parents about puppy love.

If she continues to develop normally like this, when she graduates from university and enters the society, when she has the opportunity to meet more uncle-type boys, she will definitely start to fall in love naturally.

However, an accident that no one expected happened——

Xi Luting collapsed after being played with by a dog, and blew himself up in a broken pot, but was bumped into by Lao Pan again...

The couple, who hadn't thought about it before, suddenly became anxious.

The more I looked at Pan Ge, the more I felt that something was wrong, and I was so worried that I didn't dare to open up and talk to her.

As for Pan Ge, no matter how big her brain is, she would never have imagined this kind of development!
She was afraid that her parents would misunderstand that she had an affair with Han Lie, but she didn't think about it. In fact, the couple wished that she had an affair with Han Lie...

It can only be said that good luck tricks people.

When Han Lie, a reborn little butterfly, starts to flap its wings, the fate of everyone around him will change accordingly.

Some people get better, some people have bad luck.

In short, it all depends on the dog!

Dog things: No, no, that Pandora's Box was opened by Yu Yun.

Well, it's all Dani Yun's fault!

……

Pan Ge angrily returned to her small bedroom of more than 80 square meters, facing the phone, struggling for a long time.

It's a done deal, and there's no way to hide.

So, how to tell Han Lie about this?

After much hesitation, she decided to continue acting.

Anyway, you don't know the role I play in the publicity plan!

Opened WeChat and typed cracklingly.

"Dog, congratulations on winning the first week of the competition!"

In order to get rid of herself, she deliberately pretended to be very rude, as if she was still angry with him.

Hey, what a clever boy I am!

……

When Han Lie saw this news, he was having dinner at Xi Luting.

As for the unhappiness between the two before... how could there be any unhappiness before?

No!

Now the little cucumber is very tender, and the dog man made a hooligan joke, which made her happy every minute.

After reading Pan Ge's news, Han Lie turned his head and showed a playful smile on purpose.

Xi Luting saw the male god's "dominant boss-like evil smile", his heart skipped a beat, he deliberately pretended to be indifferent, and asked casually, "What's wrong?"

All three are acting.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.

Obviously, Han Lie, who is close to a professional level, is even better.

"It's nothing."

The future actor shook his head, with a confused expression: "Pan Ge suddenly sent me a message, which is quite rude. Did you speak ill of me to her?"

"I do not have!"

Xi Luting was a little guilty, but his mouth was tougher than anyone else.

"What did she say? Let me see!"

After saying that, he leaned over to look at Han Lie's phone.

For this inadvertent strong desire to control, Brother Lie will naturally not be used to it.

Frowning, his voice turned cold.

"If you really have the ability to take care of me thoroughly, you can watch anything you want."

With a reprimand, she immediately became honest.

"If you don't show it, then don't show it, what's wrong..."

Good guy, eat hard but not soft, pure and simple.

Of course, not everyone is easy to be hard on her. For the time being, it can only be Han Lie, and only when she is wrong.

Han Lie got angry and gave the date immediately.

"She scolded me as a dog while congratulating me on getting No.1. She felt mentally abnormal."

Hearing Han Lie's explanation, Xi Luting's eyes flickered suddenly.

She is familiar with this routine!

Isn't it just a dislike of integrity?
Wanting to get close, but also afraid of hurting face, the mouth is too hard, but the inside is so soft that it drips...

Good guy, little Shoupan, are you serious?

Are you really going to take my back? !
Xi Luting could only understand it this way, so, on the surface, he remained calm, but in his heart he was already gnashing his teeth.

You have to force me to be serious with you, right? !

Wait for me!

Han Lie casually tricked Pan Ge again, and then typed a reply with a suppressed smile: "Thank you."

Pan Ge waited for 3 minutes for a response. When he opened it, he frowned slightly.

Is this over?

Then how do I proceed?

She didn't think that Han Lie had to lick herself, the point was, the resistance reflected in those two words made it impossible for her to make an invitation.

Why do you feel resistance?
Chatting with me, lack of enthusiasm is alienation and resistance!
Pan Ge's way of judging sounds very unreliable at first glance, but in actual application, it is generally accurate.

Han Lie was indeed cold on purpose, wanting to see what tricks she could come up with.

Pan Ge's tricks are very interesting.

"You should thank me, isn't the spoon easy to use? It's just as good as it is, and it's very expensive."

Han Lie was amazed.

Good guy, you deserve to be a black hearted white lotus, really amazing!

If this is a normal man, seeing this sentence, wouldn't he be ashamed to death?

Anyone with a slightly thinner skin can't stand it, no matter if they are adults or not.

But then again, even a thin-skinned person can't do this...

Brother Lie showed her a set of advanced skills of stacking armor on his face, and replied solemnly: "It's really easy to use, but it lacks a pair of matching chopsticks, and it's a bit awkward to use alone."

Pan Ge's eyes widened, panting heavily with anger.

shameless!

Shameless especially!
However, she did not bring her anger into the text.

On the contrary, she showed Han Lie extremely high emotional control.

"That's easy, come to me tomorrow, and I'll give you the matching chopsticks, forks, and meat cleaver."

"Look, isn't the cutlery box pretty?"

(photo), (photo).

A feeling of sympathy arises spontaneously, echoing in Brother Lie's heart.

It is indeed a boss-level goddess young body, it is really difficult to deal with...

When I was 25 years old, I was so unworthy of fighting with you!
After thinking about it, Han Lie casually took a photo - the pink gold spoon contained a piece of white and tender tofu, which looked extremely beautiful.

However, the spoon is not the point.

The focus is on Xi Luting, which Han Lie deliberately photographed.

Little Cucumber didn't show her face, only half of her leg was exposed, her features were still extremely distinct.

send the pictures.

The moment Pan Ge saw it, his ears felt a little hot.

The way the dog man took photos was exactly the same as the time she secretly poked trouble last week.

The angles and details are all similar.

This is undoubtedly a very veiled ridicule, deliberately reminding her: Don't think I don't know what you did, look, I will too.

She wanted to play dumb, but Han Lie sent another text message.

"Xi Luting asked me where the spoon came from, and I said you gave it to me. She was very angry, but she refused to believe it. Wait until you give me all the tableware tomorrow, and see how stubborn she is!"

puff!
Pan Ge sprayed a mouthful of his aunt's blood, completely breaking his defenses.

When did I give you the spoon?
You are afraid that the violent court will hit me lightly, huh? !
You are a big man, how do you manage to be both dog and tea? !

She jumped up, punched the little bear on the bed, and then let out an "ah" and cried out in pain.

Ouch, it's stretched!
She endured the pain and withdrew the above sentence.

"I thought about it carefully, such a good tableware can't be used by dogs!"

She is in a hurry, she is in a hurry!

Brother Lie smiled, and asked leisurely: "You always go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing...you can find me if you have something to do, right? Don't open your mouth, I don't want to hurt our friendship~~~"

call……

Pan Ge fell back, collapsed on the big bed, lost his eyesight, and fell into an inexplicable state.

Only the rising and falling of her chest proved that she was still alive.

This picture... tsk tsk.

If Han Lie sees it, the sense of accomplishment will be filled directly.

Lying dead for a while, Pan Ge endured the emotion of exploding and typed——

"Come to my house tomorrow, my dad wants to ask you about stocks, eat and drink as much as you want, and take the cutlery box away when you roll!"

Han Lie was taken aback for a moment, and then a smile flashed in his eyes.

Good guy, my big brother Pan is fine if he doesn't move, and a move is a big move...

So, should we go?
From the perspective of the relationship between men and women, Han Lie feels that the time has not come and the conditions are not ripe.

However, Brother Pan's excuse made him see another possibility.

and so……

go with!
Wealth is in danger!
What are you afraid of if the timing is not ripe, and it will be terrible if you find a way to ripen it?
Han Lie turned his head and glanced at Xi Luting, who had his ears stretched out and was restless, and smiled like a husky trying to tear down his house.

"Pan Ge asked me to go to her house for dinner tomorrow night, do you want to go?"

Xi Luting's eyes lit up, his expression eager to try.

"is it okay?"

Han Lie shrugged lightly: "Why do you ask me? If you want to go, you can ask her yourself."

So, 10 seconds later, Pan Ge received a message from Xi Luting.

"Little Shoupan, are you not good? You secretly asked Gouzi to go to your house for a big meal behind my back? I don't care, if I don't take me, I would rather go to the house with Gouzi to mess up this matter! You see Do it!"

Pan Ge looked at the phone screen, his eyes gradually widened, his lips began to tremble, and his fingers gradually clenched...

Suddenly there was a scream.

"Han Lie!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

She kicked the little bear on the bed away with a jio, opened the door aggressively, and rushed downstairs.

"Mom, Han Lie didn't..."

Mom and Dad raised their heads together and looked at her meaningfully.

Her heart trembled, and she returned to her brain calmly.

"...Han Lie is fine, you can get ready now."

After saying that, she turned around calmly and walked back to the room step by step.

That figure is both firm and desolate.

Pan Shengwu and Zhao Anni looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding why their daughter was going crazy.

"Angry? Blame us for meddling in her feelings?"

"Then...do you want to stop watching?"

It was the first time for the couple to do such a thing, and they felt somewhat guilty.

Qi Qi sighed, all fighting spirit disappeared.

Then, I heard my daughter Yaoyao add another sentence: "By the way, Xi Luting is also here."

Click!

Pan Shengwu's face was livid, and he gave Dun a hole in his favorite teacup.

Zhao Anni took a deep breath, her charming face was full of murderous intent: "Take a good look at that young man tomorrow, if he is good, let's settle the marriage for her!"

Pan Shengwu felt that it was not enough, but at the same time felt that it was too much. He was both entangled and painful, extremely uncomfortable.

After a long time, he gritted his teeth hard.

"Row!"

　Dazhang made up for yesterday's.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)