A full-scale boss is a salted fish in the entertainment industry

Chapter 137 Pretending to be Dead is a Skilled Work
As we all know, Tao Yao has no brains and no opinions, and he can't beat Qu Chunxi.

Therefore, she has no human rights with Qu Chunxi.

So, when Qu Chunxi said she was going to fake her death, Tao Yao didn't even have the right to raise opinions, let alone objected.

But she was also very happy with Qu Chunxi's decision to leave Ye Shichen, so when Qu Chunxi decided to go out to find a reasonable way to fake death, she followed suit.

"It's not difficult to fabricate a death. I can fool all the machines in the hospital, and my breathing and heartbeat can stop at any time. The problem is that I'm not very good at pretending to be a dead body." Qu Chunxi hugged the cat, aimlessly in the commercial street Walking slowly, he seemed to be talking to himself as he walked.

The cat in her arms opened and closed its mouth, as if yawning, but what the people around couldn't hear was that the cat kept talking.

"Isn't it easy to pretend to be dead?" The brainless Tao Yao always thinks of everything very simply: "It's fine if you just stay still. Anyway, there is no heartbeat or breathing, and the machine can't detect it. As long as you If you don’t move, you’re dead.”

"Well, what you said is really good, it's like nonsense." Qu Chunxi smiled and praised her: "You can show me if you don't move for a few days?"

Tao Yao: "..."

The single-celled creature Tao Yao finally realized the problems and difficulties, and began to subconsciously come up with an idea: "Then coma? Take some medicine and faint immediately, keep it still."

"Ah, this idea seems to be quite good." Qu Chunxi still smiled: "But the problem is, if I am unconscious, how can I control my heartbeat and breathing?"

Tao Yao: "..."

Tao Yao, a single-celled creature, reluctantly proposed a solution. After being denied, he began to lose his way, and directly put it to death: "Then what do you think?"

"I don't know, let's practice yoga." Qu Chunxi sighed, and didn't expect Tao Yao to come up with a good solution at first, so he went to Baidu directly.

The search content includes but is not limited to -

How can a person be motionless for three days?
How to reduce subconscious subtle movements?

How do you pretend to be sleeping?
How to closely control your body's reactions.

……

Because the problem was so weird, it was obvious that Qu Chunxi didn't find any suitable work.

And under her series of strange questions, the only answer that seems reasonable is to practice yoga.

The specific reply is as follows: Strictly control your body reaction?Practicing yoga, after practicing yoga, the ability to control the body will become stronger. I have a friend who can stay still for hours because of practicing yoga!
……

Qu Chunxi looked at this reply, fell into deep contemplation, and happily decided to try it himself.

Anyway, she doesn't have high requirements, so no one will guard a dead body all day long. It is estimated that Ye Shichen or his parents will come to see her when the hospital announces the death. And then.

She was alone, with no friends, and died quietly, probably without even a splash.

But before that, for the sake of insurance, this yoga still needs to be practiced, and it is necessary to find a way to avoid cremation and transfer property reasonably.

There are still many things.

Qu Chunxi thought, walking non-stop, getting further and further away, and finally came to a slightly remote, dilapidated alley with no people according to the navigation.

Different from the bustling commercial street, this place is like a dilapidated building left over from the last century, old and dilapidated, full of dilapidated buildings that seem to be scrapped at any time, and garbage on the street.

It's a bit like a slum, but it really belongs to the commercial street, but compared with the glamor outside, it's like another world.

"What the hell is this place?" Tao Yao looked at the scene in front of him in shock, "Have you lost your way? How did you get here? Where is this?"

"I'm not lost." Qu Chunxi held the mobile phone navigation and studied it carefully for a long time, then looked at a dilapidated staircase and said, "There, let's go up."

Tao Yao: "?"

Tao Yao had an unbelievable expression on her face. She looked at the dilapidated wooden stairs that creaked as soon as she stepped on them, as if they were about to collapse at any moment. The big cat eyes flickered with real question marks.

"What kind of shop did you find? Which serious yoga shop is opened in this kind of place??"

Qu Chunxi yelled, hugged her and walked up: "Don't worry about these details, I have searched all the listed yoga shops in city a, and this one is really the cheapest, 100 yuan a week What bike do you want?"

Tao Yao: "..."

You're really picky to the point, really.

"Okay, okay, don't talk so much, let's go and have a look, hurry up and practice, my time is very precious!" Qu Chunxi said so, climbed upstairs, and then fell into the faded Under the "Lovely Yoga" plaque, they stopped.

She looked at the dilapidated door and did not remain silent, nor did she remain silent when she looked at the faded plaque, and then she looked at the notice that no pets were allowed on the door, and fell into a deep silence.

Tao Yao was immediately blown away.

"Why are pets banned?? It's such a crappy place, why should pets be banned?!" Tao Yao screamed: "His place is so dirty, there is dust everywhere, can you still be afraid of pet hair loss??"

Qu Chunxi: "..."

good question.

But after Qu Chunxi thought about the troublesomeness of changing another store for a while, he resolutely stopped thinking about this problem, threw Tao Yao to the ground with his backhand, and said seriously: "You should become a human being."

Tao Yao: "?"

Tao Yao suddenly became even more furious: "Ah? Can't you fucking change the store?? Ah???"

"No, this is the cheapest place in the whole city A." Qu Chunxi was also firm: "There is no monitoring here, you should change quickly, otherwise you will wait for me here, and I will take you away after a few hours of practice. "

Tao Yao: "..."

Tao Yao was furious and barked all the time, but Qu Chunxi ignored her. After a long time, Tao Yao was tired of screaming and Qu Chunxi still didn't respond at all. Only then did Tao Yao realize that this dog woman can't Changed my mind.

Unable to be beaten and scolded, and worried about being lost, Tao Yao seemed to have no other choice but to transform back into a human form.

She really has never been so wronged in her life, so that she is a cute little girl, but she also has a small face, as if someone owed her millions.

But Qu Chunxi didn't even take a second look.

But Qu Chunxi was satisfied with seeing Tao Yao's transformation, and when he was about to take her to knock on the door, a familiar voice suddenly came from the next room.

"Ah, I can't do anything about it. My master and his old man have gone wandering around. I can't handle your situation. I'm not capable enough. To be honest, I've only been out on the field once so far, and I haven't caught that one yet. Gone with the wind, and if there was not a Tianshan Child Elder who passed by Buping and drew his sword to help, I would have been cold."

Tao Yao: "?"

Qu Chunxi: "?"

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Babes, I will take a day off tomorrow~ Let me write a graduation thesis superficially, no need to wait for tomorrow's update!
(End of this chapter)