Chapter 205
Lying on the sofa like a salted fish, Xue Wei lived a waste life of putting on his clothes, reaching out for food and opening his mouth, rolling like a demon, looking at the man sitting on the other side concentrating on work, his feet Ah stepped on the ground.
Gu Li didn't lift his head, as if he had pressed the monitor on her, "Where are you going?"
"Don't worry, don't blow up the kitchen," Xue Wei replied expressionlessly, trying to disguise as a ruthless salted fish, "I just want to go to the balcony to water the flowers."
"Those flowers are pretty pitiful, too."
Xue Wei: "."
Inexplicably understood the hidden meaning in the man's words, Xue Wei covered her heart with a sad face, and walked to the balcony with a natural anti-bone momentum.
Flowers, you are suffering.
My girlfriend is a bit rebellious.
Gu Li raised his head and glanced at the balcony faintly, shook his head helplessly, and made up his mind to fertilize and loosen the soil for his girlfriends after they left.
Anyway, I have to slap a sweet date to make them more vigorous.
Xue Wei ran to the balcony, looking down at the scenery outside, stretched out a lot, bent down and looked at the succulent potted plants neatly placed on the shelf, several of which even bloomed with colorful flowers. And shy flower bones.
I don't know if it is suitable for her illusion. The moment she picked up the small spray bottle, the flowers seemed to be shaking.
Xue Wei: "."
Delusion.
The vibrant green is accompanied by the delicate flowers. Xue Wei carried a small spray bottle and kept spraying. The fine mist watered the green leaves, leaving a tiny drop of water on it.
Shaking, shaking, squatting on the ground all the way on the balcony, the little rabbit jumped, and when she straightened up, her head didn't know what it touched, she raised her head, and a piece of white cloth fluttered in the wind in front of her eyes.
What is this ghost?
"Your skirt," explained the male voice just right, "the dryer at home is broken, so I just put it on the balcony and let it receive the sunshine."
"Oh," Xue Wei replied dumbly, reaching out to touch the fabric of the skirt, which was still wet, turned his head and smiled playfully, "If I wear it out now, it must be this street. The hottest boy ever!"
Gu Li raised his head with cool eyes, and his slender fingers pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, "I don't know if it's wet or not. If you want to experience the three-piece suit for colds and fever, you can try it."
Xue Wei: "Just try and die."
Xue Wei's hands are itchy when he looks at the man's noble and abstinence, and the skin in his bones has come up again. The typical "beating is not counted" bear child, big eyes are rolling in their sockets, grinning like a smirk. A sly little fox.
He jumped onto the sofa like a gust of wind, curled up into a ball and leaned on his shoulders, his voice was cute and cute, "Sledgehammer, sledgehammer, call sledgehammer."
"Your little baby is online, please activate it with kiss."
Turning his head to look at her, a very shallow smile raised at the corner of his mouth. Gu Li stretched out his hand to hold the back of her head, his thin lips directly blocked the small mouth, and his fingers pinched the soft back of the neck restlessly, motioning her to open. mouth.
The gentle kiss made Xue Wei's mind bewildered, wanting to be cheap, pushing away the man who was still in the mood, with a very serious look, "Sledgehammer, let me ask you a question."
"You said." Gu Li embraced her with one hand, while the other hand manipulated the touch screen of the laptop to continue working.
Xue Wei coughed and straightened up slightly, "A pig and a tiger spent the night in a cave. The next day, the tiger died. Do you know why?"
Raising his eyebrows, Gu Li thought normally, "Shouldn't it be a pig dead?"
"Yes, the pig is also wondering."
Gu Li: "."
After realizing something, Gu Li's eyelids twitched, looking at the little guy who was struggling to endure a smile, pinching the soft flesh around her waist with a big hand, "Do you mean to scold me?"
"I don't," Xue Wei's face was full of innocence, but the corners of her mouth turned up revealing her bad intentions, "I'll ask you one more question."
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who sold nuclear bombs. She didn't sell a single nuclear bomb all day. She was cold and hungry, so she detonated a nuclear bomb."
"With a 'bang', the whole village saw her grandma."
Gu Li: ".What kind of thing is this?"
Xue smiled faintly, and said nonsense in a serious manner, "An Tusheng's fairy tale."
Feeling the throbbing of his temples, Gu Li felt that his peaceful life was about to be disturbed by this little guy, but he still had some fun with being abused.
Fingers pinched her face, "Tell me about you, how can you be so noisy?"
"Because I'm in your heart," Xue Wei puffed out her cheeks and gestured with both hands in mid-air, her movements were pretentious, "Would you like me to perform a funny disco for you on the spot?!"
What answered her was a loving look at the little fool.
If you don't make a fool of yourself, you will feel uncomfortable. Xue Wei is lying on the sofa tossing and turning, and Ge You is paralyzed for a while, and then climbs onto the man's lap for a pillow, and then puts his head in his neck, poking and poking with dull fur.
Gu Li held down the dumb hair that was as cheap as its owner, and commented with a vicious tongue, "Are you a snake?"
Xue Wei was taken aback, "No, why do you say that?"
"Because I feel like you're going to shed your skin."
"."
Simply turning into a snake spirit disease, Xue Wei stretched out his arms and hugged his head, and said affectionately, "Sledgehammer, let me ask you a question."
"I have three friends, one is called Dongmei, one is called Xiyan, and the other is called Nanzui. What should I be called?"
"Northern ear."
The man's decisive answer made Xue Wei frown and shook his shoulders, "It's Beibi! Beibi!"
Gu Li slowly pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose, and responded casually.
Xue Wei paused and raised his brows, "Why did you answer so smoothly?"
"Probably ate Dove."
"Sledgehammer, you've changed," Xue Wei squinted at him and covered her little heart. "You've never been so eloquent before."
"Maybe it's because the number of kisses is more, and the lips are more flexible," Gu Li looked to the side, his big hand with clear joints gently pulled down the neckline, just a simple glance, as if with the magic of temptation ,"and."
"Is my mouth oily, don't you know a little bit?"
Uncontrollably swallowing his saliva, Xue Wei found that this old dog seemed to know how to use his masculinity very well. He knew that it was the big bad wolf's routine trap, but he was still willing to be seduced, "I don't know."
"I want to try it now."
Just when the little mouth was about to be attached, the smiling and seductive man suddenly turned his face, pushed the little face that came close to him, turned his face and didn't recognize the person, "Don't give it a try, after all, I'm a glib person. "
"Play by yourself, your boyfriend is offline."
Xue Wei: "."
Such a ruthless man.
(End of this chapter)
Lying on the sofa like a salted fish, Xue Wei lived a waste life of putting on his clothes, reaching out for food and opening his mouth, rolling like a demon, looking at the man sitting on the other side concentrating on work, his feet Ah stepped on the ground.
Gu Li didn't lift his head, as if he had pressed the monitor on her, "Where are you going?"
"Don't worry, don't blow up the kitchen," Xue Wei replied expressionlessly, trying to disguise as a ruthless salted fish, "I just want to go to the balcony to water the flowers."
"Those flowers are pretty pitiful, too."
Xue Wei: "."
Inexplicably understood the hidden meaning in the man's words, Xue Wei covered her heart with a sad face, and walked to the balcony with a natural anti-bone momentum.
Flowers, you are suffering.
My girlfriend is a bit rebellious.
Gu Li raised his head and glanced at the balcony faintly, shook his head helplessly, and made up his mind to fertilize and loosen the soil for his girlfriends after they left.
Anyway, I have to slap a sweet date to make them more vigorous.
Xue Wei ran to the balcony, looking down at the scenery outside, stretched out a lot, bent down and looked at the succulent potted plants neatly placed on the shelf, several of which even bloomed with colorful flowers. And shy flower bones.
I don't know if it is suitable for her illusion. The moment she picked up the small spray bottle, the flowers seemed to be shaking.
Xue Wei: "."
Delusion.
The vibrant green is accompanied by the delicate flowers. Xue Wei carried a small spray bottle and kept spraying. The fine mist watered the green leaves, leaving a tiny drop of water on it.
Shaking, shaking, squatting on the ground all the way on the balcony, the little rabbit jumped, and when she straightened up, her head didn't know what it touched, she raised her head, and a piece of white cloth fluttered in the wind in front of her eyes.
What is this ghost?
"Your skirt," explained the male voice just right, "the dryer at home is broken, so I just put it on the balcony and let it receive the sunshine."
"Oh," Xue Wei replied dumbly, reaching out to touch the fabric of the skirt, which was still wet, turned his head and smiled playfully, "If I wear it out now, it must be this street. The hottest boy ever!"
Gu Li raised his head with cool eyes, and his slender fingers pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, "I don't know if it's wet or not. If you want to experience the three-piece suit for colds and fever, you can try it."
Xue Wei: "Just try and die."
Xue Wei's hands are itchy when he looks at the man's noble and abstinence, and the skin in his bones has come up again. The typical "beating is not counted" bear child, big eyes are rolling in their sockets, grinning like a smirk. A sly little fox.
He jumped onto the sofa like a gust of wind, curled up into a ball and leaned on his shoulders, his voice was cute and cute, "Sledgehammer, sledgehammer, call sledgehammer."
"Your little baby is online, please activate it with kiss."
Turning his head to look at her, a very shallow smile raised at the corner of his mouth. Gu Li stretched out his hand to hold the back of her head, his thin lips directly blocked the small mouth, and his fingers pinched the soft back of the neck restlessly, motioning her to open. mouth.
The gentle kiss made Xue Wei's mind bewildered, wanting to be cheap, pushing away the man who was still in the mood, with a very serious look, "Sledgehammer, let me ask you a question."
"You said." Gu Li embraced her with one hand, while the other hand manipulated the touch screen of the laptop to continue working.
Xue Wei coughed and straightened up slightly, "A pig and a tiger spent the night in a cave. The next day, the tiger died. Do you know why?"
Raising his eyebrows, Gu Li thought normally, "Shouldn't it be a pig dead?"
"Yes, the pig is also wondering."
Gu Li: "."
After realizing something, Gu Li's eyelids twitched, looking at the little guy who was struggling to endure a smile, pinching the soft flesh around her waist with a big hand, "Do you mean to scold me?"
"I don't," Xue Wei's face was full of innocence, but the corners of her mouth turned up revealing her bad intentions, "I'll ask you one more question."
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who sold nuclear bombs. She didn't sell a single nuclear bomb all day. She was cold and hungry, so she detonated a nuclear bomb."
"With a 'bang', the whole village saw her grandma."
Gu Li: ".What kind of thing is this?"
Xue smiled faintly, and said nonsense in a serious manner, "An Tusheng's fairy tale."
Feeling the throbbing of his temples, Gu Li felt that his peaceful life was about to be disturbed by this little guy, but he still had some fun with being abused.
Fingers pinched her face, "Tell me about you, how can you be so noisy?"
"Because I'm in your heart," Xue Wei puffed out her cheeks and gestured with both hands in mid-air, her movements were pretentious, "Would you like me to perform a funny disco for you on the spot?!"
What answered her was a loving look at the little fool.
If you don't make a fool of yourself, you will feel uncomfortable. Xue Wei is lying on the sofa tossing and turning, and Ge You is paralyzed for a while, and then climbs onto the man's lap for a pillow, and then puts his head in his neck, poking and poking with dull fur.
Gu Li held down the dumb hair that was as cheap as its owner, and commented with a vicious tongue, "Are you a snake?"
Xue Wei was taken aback, "No, why do you say that?"
"Because I feel like you're going to shed your skin."
"."
Simply turning into a snake spirit disease, Xue Wei stretched out his arms and hugged his head, and said affectionately, "Sledgehammer, let me ask you a question."
"I have three friends, one is called Dongmei, one is called Xiyan, and the other is called Nanzui. What should I be called?"
"Northern ear."
The man's decisive answer made Xue Wei frown and shook his shoulders, "It's Beibi! Beibi!"
Gu Li slowly pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose, and responded casually.
Xue Wei paused and raised his brows, "Why did you answer so smoothly?"
"Probably ate Dove."
"Sledgehammer, you've changed," Xue Wei squinted at him and covered her little heart. "You've never been so eloquent before."
"Maybe it's because the number of kisses is more, and the lips are more flexible," Gu Li looked to the side, his big hand with clear joints gently pulled down the neckline, just a simple glance, as if with the magic of temptation ,"and."
"Is my mouth oily, don't you know a little bit?"
Uncontrollably swallowing his saliva, Xue Wei found that this old dog seemed to know how to use his masculinity very well. He knew that it was the big bad wolf's routine trap, but he was still willing to be seduced, "I don't know."
"I want to try it now."
Just when the little mouth was about to be attached, the smiling and seductive man suddenly turned his face, pushed the little face that came close to him, turned his face and didn't recognize the person, "Don't give it a try, after all, I'm a glib person. "
"Play by yourself, your boyfriend is offline."
Xue Wei: "."
Such a ruthless man.
(End of this chapter)
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