The little robot is persuading me to chase the school grass every day
Chapter 257 Parallel World 20
Chapter 257 Parallel World 20
"I'm a little duck, babble ah ah."
Staggeringly walking at a pace that his six relatives did not recognize, Xue Wei started to shake when he got out of the car, one finger to the sky and one to the ground, not forgetting to jump in place, stepping on the shadow like a rabbit.
Laughing silly, he waved to the man not far away, "Sledgehammer, come here, hiccup~help me hold this road~"
"Hiccup~"
While talking nonsense and hiccups, the image of a virtuous wife shattered, Gu Li helplessly stepped forward to support her, "Be good, I'll be home soon."
"Well, go back to our home," Xue Wei stared in confusion, her little face was flushed with drunkenness, and her eyes were blurred, "I like to go home, and go back to our home with Sledgehammer."
Going home full of a sense of belonging, the corners of Gu Li's mouth rose, and he easily restrained the swaying girl. He stretched out his long arms and opened the door, coaxing softly, "Yes, we're home."
"I asked my aunt to cook you sober soup. Would you like to take a bath first?"
"I don't want to take a bath, I want to be your stinky treasure." Xue Wei's body was limp, and she slumped in the man's arms.
This stinky treasure is really stinky.
Gu Li simply picked her up and took her upstairs with ease, letting her calves sway constantly.
Being put on the big bed, Xue Wei rolled aside consciously, and then treated herself like a bug, rolling over non-stop, muttering, "The box for rings is called a jewelry box, and the box for shoes is called a jewelry box." shoebox."
"Sledgehammer, what is the name of the box that holds me and you?"
Randomly unbuttoning his shirt, Gu Li sat beside the bed and looked at her indulgently, "The urn?"
This answer is thrilling romance.
"Wrong, it's a box made in heaven (combined)," Xue Wei grunted up and looked at the face in front of him with big blurred eyes, and after two seconds he giggled, "You look so good-looking."
"Like my mother's son-in-law."
Careful machine flashed in his eyes, Gu Li tapped his lips casually, with the magic of coaxing, "Then do you want a kiss?"
Xue Wei sat up straight, cupped his face in both hands, and pouted.
The next second, Xue counseling still didn't dare to put his lips on the man's mouth, and landed on the corner of his lips again.
Gu Li turned his head slightly, turned his back on customers, and took the initiative to kiss his red lips.
Mmmm. It's a wine-scented kiss.
Xue Wei's head, which was originally incapacitated, became muddled. Xue Wei grabbed his shirt and stared at him stupidly. He didn't look very smart, "Sledgehammer."
"Sledgehammer."
"Gu Li."
"Senior."
"husband."
"Yeah." Gu Li finally heard a satisfactory answer and nodded slowly.
Xue Wei hugged his neck, suddenly became ruthless, bit on his chin, and grinned like a puppy.
Gu Li frowned in pain, but didn't push her away.
A big hand was placed on her back to prevent the drunk little guy from falling.
"You don't answer me for a long time, you have the guts." There was a faint smell of blood in his mouth, and Xue Wei licked his mouth loosely, "You cute and ruthless man, just because of your beauty, you are so cold to me."
Whose little showman is this, how can he be so fresh and refined.
"Okay, it's my fault." Gu Li has a transparency that most men don't have, and he never reasoned with his wife.
Because my wife is not only unreasonable, but even if I start a battle, she will be beaten and scolded if she loses, and if she wins.
You may not have a wife.
So don't say anything, just admit your mistake.
Xue Wei was very satisfied with her 24-year-old filial husband, suddenly remembered something, and began to turn over his pockets, took out cigarettes and lighters from inside, gave a "bah" sound like a childish child, and then threw them on the floor forcefully.
The voice was also angry, pointing at him and complaining, "You still smoke! I told you three times! You don't listen!"
"Smoking is bad for your health! You should smoke more than half a pack a day!"
"Gu Dachui, you not only have black heart and liver, but also black lungs!"
It turned out that this little guy was very concerned, but he refused to say after asking several times.
Really, wine is strong and worm gall.
In Gu Li's eyes, she tried her best to pretend that she was baring her teeth fiercely. She was so cute that she was bubbling. She touched her face with a big hand, and coaxed, "Then supervise me a little bit, and watch me quit smoking every day, okay?"
"If I'm not obedient, you're going to beat me."
"I don't," Xue Wei decisively refused, looked left and right, his courage value was +300%, and lowered his voice, "I tell you quietly, scientific research has proved that people who smoke will live at least ten years less than people who don't smoke. "
"The chance of suffering from cancer will also increase, about 30% to 50%. The average life expectancy of Chinese men is 72 years old. Gu Li is now 13 years older than me, and he will lose ten years of life because of smoking."
"In other words, when I'm 49, the sledgehammer will die, and then I'll be a pretty little widow."
The deep eyes gradually became dangerous, Gu Li smiled deeply, and took off his gold-rimmed eyes, "Then what?"
Xue Wei's alertness as a small animal was paralyzed by alcohol, and he dropped the line completely, smiling, "I'll take the sledgehammer's money to support the little fresh meat."
"When the time comes, I will ask him, do you have a car? Do you have a house?"
"No?! Auntie has! You can save 30 years of struggle if you have an auntie!"
Gu Li's face was as dark as ink, and his smile was even more pervasive. He casually unbuttoned his shirt, "Really?"
"I can save him a lifetime of struggle."
"Fast forward directly to the next life."
Xue Wei was stunned by the cold and indifferent words, hiccups, jumping back and forth on the edge of death, stroking his strong chest muscles, "Hey, you're good like this."
Quit smoking!keep in good health!
He wants to let her beautiful plan die!
"Be good, don't think about things that are unrealistic," Gu Li's big hand squeezed slightly, pinching his red face, with a ruthless tone, "You can only be mine."
"That's why you have to be healthy," Xue Weizui smirked, "I don't want you to die in front of me, I'm stupid, I walk slowly, but the bridge is so big, I can't find it yours."
The moonlight poured in through the window, illuminating the man's profile, the danger in his eyes was gradually replaced by love, and his thin lips kissed her forehead reverently.
The voice was hoarse, with a deep affection and tenderness that could not be resolved, "I will not let Diandian not be found."
"Even if you die"
Her mouth was suddenly covered by someone, and the girl's eyes were foggy and filled with tears at some point, "Don't say it, it's bad luck, I'll be scared."
"Gu Li, I'm not as brave as you, and I can't wait for you."
"I will follow you on the day you leave me."
"I'm scared of losing you."
Gu Li has tasted the pain of losing his lover for 12 years, and he knows the bitterness and pain.
He couldn't do it either, and asked her to continue living with this pain.
Closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, Gu Li kissed her lips affectionately, his tone full of solemn promises, "We will always be together, in the next life, in the next life."
Xue Wei nodded heavily, and his red lips raised a warm and public smile, "No matter which world we are in, we will always be together."
"I love you, Gu Li."
"I love you."
(End of this chapter)
"I'm a little duck, babble ah ah."
Staggeringly walking at a pace that his six relatives did not recognize, Xue Wei started to shake when he got out of the car, one finger to the sky and one to the ground, not forgetting to jump in place, stepping on the shadow like a rabbit.
Laughing silly, he waved to the man not far away, "Sledgehammer, come here, hiccup~help me hold this road~"
"Hiccup~"
While talking nonsense and hiccups, the image of a virtuous wife shattered, Gu Li helplessly stepped forward to support her, "Be good, I'll be home soon."
"Well, go back to our home," Xue Wei stared in confusion, her little face was flushed with drunkenness, and her eyes were blurred, "I like to go home, and go back to our home with Sledgehammer."
Going home full of a sense of belonging, the corners of Gu Li's mouth rose, and he easily restrained the swaying girl. He stretched out his long arms and opened the door, coaxing softly, "Yes, we're home."
"I asked my aunt to cook you sober soup. Would you like to take a bath first?"
"I don't want to take a bath, I want to be your stinky treasure." Xue Wei's body was limp, and she slumped in the man's arms.
This stinky treasure is really stinky.
Gu Li simply picked her up and took her upstairs with ease, letting her calves sway constantly.
Being put on the big bed, Xue Wei rolled aside consciously, and then treated herself like a bug, rolling over non-stop, muttering, "The box for rings is called a jewelry box, and the box for shoes is called a jewelry box." shoebox."
"Sledgehammer, what is the name of the box that holds me and you?"
Randomly unbuttoning his shirt, Gu Li sat beside the bed and looked at her indulgently, "The urn?"
This answer is thrilling romance.
"Wrong, it's a box made in heaven (combined)," Xue Wei grunted up and looked at the face in front of him with big blurred eyes, and after two seconds he giggled, "You look so good-looking."
"Like my mother's son-in-law."
Careful machine flashed in his eyes, Gu Li tapped his lips casually, with the magic of coaxing, "Then do you want a kiss?"
Xue Wei sat up straight, cupped his face in both hands, and pouted.
The next second, Xue counseling still didn't dare to put his lips on the man's mouth, and landed on the corner of his lips again.
Gu Li turned his head slightly, turned his back on customers, and took the initiative to kiss his red lips.
Mmmm. It's a wine-scented kiss.
Xue Wei's head, which was originally incapacitated, became muddled. Xue Wei grabbed his shirt and stared at him stupidly. He didn't look very smart, "Sledgehammer."
"Sledgehammer."
"Gu Li."
"Senior."
"husband."
"Yeah." Gu Li finally heard a satisfactory answer and nodded slowly.
Xue Wei hugged his neck, suddenly became ruthless, bit on his chin, and grinned like a puppy.
Gu Li frowned in pain, but didn't push her away.
A big hand was placed on her back to prevent the drunk little guy from falling.
"You don't answer me for a long time, you have the guts." There was a faint smell of blood in his mouth, and Xue Wei licked his mouth loosely, "You cute and ruthless man, just because of your beauty, you are so cold to me."
Whose little showman is this, how can he be so fresh and refined.
"Okay, it's my fault." Gu Li has a transparency that most men don't have, and he never reasoned with his wife.
Because my wife is not only unreasonable, but even if I start a battle, she will be beaten and scolded if she loses, and if she wins.
You may not have a wife.
So don't say anything, just admit your mistake.
Xue Wei was very satisfied with her 24-year-old filial husband, suddenly remembered something, and began to turn over his pockets, took out cigarettes and lighters from inside, gave a "bah" sound like a childish child, and then threw them on the floor forcefully.
The voice was also angry, pointing at him and complaining, "You still smoke! I told you three times! You don't listen!"
"Smoking is bad for your health! You should smoke more than half a pack a day!"
"Gu Dachui, you not only have black heart and liver, but also black lungs!"
It turned out that this little guy was very concerned, but he refused to say after asking several times.
Really, wine is strong and worm gall.
In Gu Li's eyes, she tried her best to pretend that she was baring her teeth fiercely. She was so cute that she was bubbling. She touched her face with a big hand, and coaxed, "Then supervise me a little bit, and watch me quit smoking every day, okay?"
"If I'm not obedient, you're going to beat me."
"I don't," Xue Wei decisively refused, looked left and right, his courage value was +300%, and lowered his voice, "I tell you quietly, scientific research has proved that people who smoke will live at least ten years less than people who don't smoke. "
"The chance of suffering from cancer will also increase, about 30% to 50%. The average life expectancy of Chinese men is 72 years old. Gu Li is now 13 years older than me, and he will lose ten years of life because of smoking."
"In other words, when I'm 49, the sledgehammer will die, and then I'll be a pretty little widow."
The deep eyes gradually became dangerous, Gu Li smiled deeply, and took off his gold-rimmed eyes, "Then what?"
Xue Wei's alertness as a small animal was paralyzed by alcohol, and he dropped the line completely, smiling, "I'll take the sledgehammer's money to support the little fresh meat."
"When the time comes, I will ask him, do you have a car? Do you have a house?"
"No?! Auntie has! You can save 30 years of struggle if you have an auntie!"
Gu Li's face was as dark as ink, and his smile was even more pervasive. He casually unbuttoned his shirt, "Really?"
"I can save him a lifetime of struggle."
"Fast forward directly to the next life."
Xue Wei was stunned by the cold and indifferent words, hiccups, jumping back and forth on the edge of death, stroking his strong chest muscles, "Hey, you're good like this."
Quit smoking!keep in good health!
He wants to let her beautiful plan die!
"Be good, don't think about things that are unrealistic," Gu Li's big hand squeezed slightly, pinching his red face, with a ruthless tone, "You can only be mine."
"That's why you have to be healthy," Xue Weizui smirked, "I don't want you to die in front of me, I'm stupid, I walk slowly, but the bridge is so big, I can't find it yours."
The moonlight poured in through the window, illuminating the man's profile, the danger in his eyes was gradually replaced by love, and his thin lips kissed her forehead reverently.
The voice was hoarse, with a deep affection and tenderness that could not be resolved, "I will not let Diandian not be found."
"Even if you die"
Her mouth was suddenly covered by someone, and the girl's eyes were foggy and filled with tears at some point, "Don't say it, it's bad luck, I'll be scared."
"Gu Li, I'm not as brave as you, and I can't wait for you."
"I will follow you on the day you leave me."
"I'm scared of losing you."
Gu Li has tasted the pain of losing his lover for 12 years, and he knows the bitterness and pain.
He couldn't do it either, and asked her to continue living with this pain.
Closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, Gu Li kissed her lips affectionately, his tone full of solemn promises, "We will always be together, in the next life, in the next life."
Xue Wei nodded heavily, and his red lips raised a warm and public smile, "No matter which world we are in, we will always be together."
"I love you, Gu Li."
"I love you."
(End of this chapter)
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