The little robot is persuading me to chase the school grass every day

Chapter 31
"If your heart is the x-axis, then I'm a sine function, revolving around you, retracting and releasing."

"If my heart is the x-axis, then you are a parabola that opens up and does not intersect the x-axis, always on my heart..."

"Put a knife."

Scratching her hair in a mess, Xue Wei still had no clue about her homework. What high numbers and what definitions left no trace in her empty head.

Mathematical knowledge comes and goes gently.

She sighed in annoyance, her fingers were likened to the shape of a villain, she moved quietly towards the person beside her, and tugged at the corner of her clothes, "Little resentful, I don't know this question."

"Which question do you know how to solve?" Little Resentful held his chin in his hands and pushed the textbook over, "Review the old and learn new things, go and see what you have learned, do a review, maybe you will."

"Other people review the old and learn the new, but I'm different," Xue Wei sighed faintly, and said, "I am Columbus who discovered the New World."

"Then you still apply for business administration? Are you bad at studying literature?"

Xue Wei shook his head sternly, "The biggest difference between studying literature and studying theory is that studying literature costs memory, and studying theory costs CPU."

The small resentment looked indifferent, "Unfortunately, you don't have either."

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Being speechless, Xue Wei stretched out his hand and shook Little Resentment's arm, his voice soft and coquettish, "Little Resentful, please help me."

"We have the same face, we share the same identity, rounded up, you are me, and I am you."

"My homework is also your homework."

Nice one to round up.

Rejecting her request indifferently, Little Resentful suggested, "You can ask Gu Li, which can not only solve the homework, but also enhance the relationship."

Xue Wei twitched the corners of his mouth, recalling the experience of being trapped by the big bad wolf, and decisively closed the wheat.

Where is this to enhance feelings, to cause hatred!

With a faint sigh, Xue Wei's heart began to become unsteady as he glanced at the phone that had been left out in the corner.

Pamper your phone.

Xue Wei, a scumbag, thinks so.

Before he could stretch out his hand, Little Resentful Cough suddenly coughed.

Xue Wei could only end up embarrassingly.

"Jingle bell bell bell~"

The voice of the video call sounded, and it was like God helped me. Xue Wei quickly took the phone, the big characters "Ms. Yu Rong" on the screen were particularly conspicuous, and the big smart eyes began to become resentful.

When the video was connected, the neat woman on the screen fiddled with her hair, looking like a mature and stable woman, "A little bit, is your college life still happy?"

"Hey! Who is this little briquettes?! Why is it so dark!"

Xue Wei's eyes narrowed dangerously, and her voice was raised, "Mom!"

"Hey," Yu Rong smiled mischievously, and pretended to touch the girl in the video, pretending to be suddenly enlightened, "So it's my dear little girl!"

"I'll just say why this little briquettes are so pretty."

Xue Wei: "."

"Parents are true love, and children are accidents," Xue Wei said yin and yang, "Oh, it seems that my dear mother and Lao Xue's honeymoon is over, and she remembered that you have a lonely daughter?"

With a tone of accusation, "I've been in City A for more than half a month, and you haven't even called me, say! Do you like other goblins!"

"What are you talking about, click," Yu Rong and the girl began to show love in their very similar eyes, and unconsciously sprinkled dog food, "Mom only likes your dad's old goblin."

Xue Wei pouted, she has been able to keep her face from eating dog food since she was a child, and when she saw the homework in the corner from the corner of her eye, her mind was burning like dead ashes, and she said humbly, "Mom, I ask you one question."

"You said."

"Assuming that the curve passes through (0, 1), and the slope of the tangent at any point (x, y) on it is 2x, what is the equation of the curve?"

Yu Rong on the other end of the phone asked indifferently, "Are you doing your homework?"

Looking up at the sky, Xue Wei hesitated, "Yes, not exactly."

"Xue Wei! Your mother is a college teacher! She's still a college teacher who teaches advanced mathematics!" Yu Rong watched the girl's performance with cold eyes, she could see through her careful thoughts at a glance, and her tone was no longer the mother's kindness and filial piety, "I taught After more than [-] years of study, I can memorize textbooks! Are you still pretending to be garlic with me?!"

"I don't have a mother," Xue Wei touched her nose with a guilty conscience, "I'm pretending to be a green onion for you to perform."

Zhizi is like a mother. As soon as her little eyes rolled, Yu Rong knew what she was doing, and sneered, "A little bit, you should be lucky that you didn't get a B major."

"Otherwise, your dear mother will teach you advanced math herself! Just copy the Three Character Classic if you get the wrong question!"

Does this sound so familiar to Mao?
I seem to have heard it somewhere.

Xue Wei only felt that he was pitiful, weak and helpless, so he only dared to force him in a low voice, "In the beginning of man, his nature is good, he is a good man if he doesn't do his homework."

Yu Rong narrowed her eyes dangerously, "What?"

Turning his head in an instant, Xue Wei wanted to live on the line, shaking his head to be cute, "Only mothers are good in the world, and children with mothers are like treasures."

With a light snort, Yu Rong had an intuition. Her little padded jacket seemed to have turned into a bulletproof vest when she didn't know it.

After chatting a few more words, Xue Wei successfully deceived her mother's red envelope with her cheekiness, and hung up the video call happily.

I don't know when, the small resentment appeared, looking at the mobile phone with a black screen, "Did, why don't you apply for the B major? Isn't your home there?"

"Yes, and my house is in the dormitory of the family," Xue Wei replied, tilting his head, "but you think, little resentment, other children are full of longing and anxiety to go to a strange city and live on their own. Life."

"But as for me, I can only go to the registration office with a small schoolbag on my back."

"The most important thing is that I know all the teachers of B University, and my mother knows before me if there is a little trouble, so how can I skip class?"

Small resentment: ".You just skip class?"

Xue Wei nodded and shook his head, "No, it's mainly because I don't have enough points."

"Big B didn't want me."

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When a family of three was fighting, Xue Wei's mouth rose, "Little resentful, you may not know that when I applied for the exam, my parents wanted me to inherit the mantle."

"My mother wanted me to be a university teacher and apply for the mathematics department. My father wanted me to go home to inherit the family property and apply for business administration. The two had a fight."

But rather than a quarrel, it is better to say that it is a show of affection in disguise.

"And then, as a scumbag, for the sake of fairness, I chose a particularly fair method."

Little Resentful Seed holds the last glimmer of hope, "What method?"

"Well, draw the lot," Xue Wei said with a wicked smile on his lips, his mind full of cleverness, "Twenty balls of paper, which one will be chosen in the lottery."

"Ten mathematics departments? Ten business administrations?"

Xue Wei held up a finger and shook it, "No, my mother didn't give me the gene to learn mathematics when she gave birth to me. In order to avoid being with mathematics for the rest of my life, I chose to"

"Twenty are business administration."

Small resentment: "."

(End of this chapter)