The little robot is persuading me to chase the school grass every day

Chapter 9

"Squeak."

"surprise!"

"Bang bang!"

At the moment when the bedroom door was opened, with the sound of surprise, accompanied by the sound of twisting flowers and explosions, colorful pieces of paper fell from the sky, falling to the ground like a goddess scattered flowers.

The little resentful stood at the door with joy, and almost wrote the word "expectation" on his face. He quickly dragged the person into the room and looked up and down, "How is it? It's a good day, isn't it?"

Xue Wei's face was stern, and he didn't say a word. He looked at her with his eyes folded, his arms folded over his chest, and his tone was extraordinarily calm, "Little resentful, what good things have you done?! Be honest!"

"Every word you say will become evidence in court!"

The corners of his mouth twitched, and the little resentful looked at her serious look, and reached out to touch her face, "Although you have the same skin color as Mr. Bao, it doesn't mean you can cosplay."

"."

"Little resentment!" Xue Wei frowned and his face filled with resentment, "Why are you trying to provoke Gu Li? Still stepping on his feet?!"

"Because of this, you can have the possibility to continue to develop downward," Little Resentful raised his hand with a smile, his two thumbs bent, and made a small gesture of "kissing", his eyes narrowed into crescents, "Domineering. That's what the president's text says!"

"Look, if you stained his clothes, you can express your guilt and help him do the laundry, and you can meet again when you deliver the clothes; stepping on his shoes makes him remember you deeply, and you remember it all at once. The name 'Xue Wei'."

"Am I very witty?"

Can't wait to roll his eyes, Xue Wei smiled and applauded, "You are really smart, the invincible No. [-] grudge in the universe, the two fools who are the same on the outside, and an idiot with a difference!"

Little resentful, who doesn't understand Chinese language, simply tilts his head, "I seriously suspect that you are scolding me."

Xue Wei sneered, "Be confident and get rid of your doubts."

"Why?" Aggrieved, Pi Dian Pi Dian followed behind the girl, like a small tail, "I have worked hard to create opportunities for you. Could it be that I stepped too lightly?"

Squinting his eyes, Xue Wei sneered, "Little resentful, you really are, Panda orders takeout-"

"The bamboo shoots are home."

"I don't eat bamboo shoots." She shook her head cutely and lovingly, and the little resentful sat on the bed, looking at the girl as if she was looking at a scumbag. Those little eyes were like "I do it obviously." It's a good thing, but you don't appreciate it." A few big words.

With a faint sigh, Xue Wei sat beside her, looking at the face that was exactly the same as her own, with an elder-like instructive, "Little resentful, don't be too hasty, discuss with me before you do anything, Crematorium, Shura field or something is really not fun."

As he said that, he also took the hand of the little resentful and put it on his stomach, "You touch, what is this bulging?"

Little Resentful Blink blinked, "A stomach full of spicy hot crayfish milk tea skewers?"

Xue Wei: ". This is a sullen stomach!"

"Oh," Little Resentful pouted, withdrew his hand to rest his chin, "Why don't you like Gu Li? He is so handsome, he needs to have looks, a figure and a stature, with proper wide shoulders and narrow shoulders. With a big waist and long legs, a gentle gentleman is still an academic bully, isn't it bad to be your boyfriend?"

"Do you think Gu Li is stupid? Can he like me?" Xue Wei has a very clear understanding of herself, a proper funny girl who can't handle high-quality human men, and patted her on the shoulder earnestly, "The earth is very dangerous. , the little robot should stay away from human men."

He didn't listen at all, and the little resentful seed was very firm, "It's a blessing, not a disaster, it's a pig that can't escape."

Xue Wei: "."

Ignoring her speechless expression, Little Resentment's inner obsession was too deep, and her big mechanical eyes stared straight at her, "God will not treat your efforts badly."

Well, he'll put me to death.

"I think, with the tens of thousands of romance dramas on my hard drive, as well as all kinds of domineering CEO novels, I will definitely be a good wingman and create opportunities for you to pursue a male god," Little Resentful promised. "My classmates praised my psychological quality, and I'm not afraid of difficulties."

The corner of Xue Wei's mouth twitched, and kindly reminded, "They mean that you have reached a certain level of shamelessness."

"It doesn't matter, it's your face anyway."

"."

Looking at the high-spirited little grudges, Xue Wei had a strong premonition in his heart that maybe the next university life would be very chaotic and smoky, either cleaning up the mess or on the way to clean up the mess.

And her hair will look like a machine gun.

bald bald bald.

Completely wanting to cry without tears, the corners of his mouth rose, Xue Wei tried his best to show a professional fake smile, "That, little resentment, let's discuss it, can I refuse you to replace me now?"

She just wants to live on her own...

Even if you have to face the 800-meter military training test.
"No," Little Resentment also smirked and raised a finger, with a gentle voice that didn't sound imposing, but full of threats, "If that's the case, I'll go to a scientist with your face and let me They arrested you."

"Slice and do research."

"I won't hurt anyway."

Xue Weiying, pitifully hugged the pillow and shrank into a ball.

Hey, she's so pathetic.

She is just a sand sculpture, why should she bear this.

As if seeing what she was thinking, the little resentful patted the girl's shoulder with a reassuring smile, and said with a smile, "Come on, you have to get used to it, life will make you suffer for a while until you get used to it. , and then suffer forever."

"Get rich and crazy, you have to be the same."

"The former is unrealistic for you, and the latter is still possible with hard work."

Xue Wei died, paralyzed on the bed and pretended to be dead.

She could see it clearly, Little Resentment was determined to let her find Gu Li as her boyfriend, and she might try her best to be a wingman.

But why Gu Li?
The man's angular face suddenly appeared in front of him, his facial features seemed to have been carefully carved by God, his eyes were deep, his nose was high, his skin was cold white with his own elegance, he wore gold-rimmed glasses, and he looked gentle and elegant. , and a yuppie with some gentle scum.

I have to say, this is a very good man.

But she always felt that those eyes had a calm and forbearance that did not match her age.

It seems that one can see through it at a glance.

Compared with the classmates who said he was a gentleman and senior, Xue Wei himself believed that he was more like a big boss behind the scenes who was scheming, manipulating the overall situation, and watching the performances of the chessmen with a smile.

He is not a black mountain old demon who is a bear child, but a big bad wolf in sheep's clothing.

Although it may be her illusion, she just wants to stay away from this kind of person.

She is a sand sculpture idle fish. She just wants to finish college and then go to her father's company to be a mascot and live a waste life with a monthly salary.

"I've decided," Little Resentful used her mechanical brain to quickly browse romance novels, and gained a certain understanding of "chasing backwards", "The novel says that you must be careful when chasing a male god, ask him for help, and brush your presence in front of him. sense."

"In this way, you can go and bring him breakfast tomorrow."

Xue Wei pointed at himself speechlessly, "Why me?"

"Because he will be your boyfriend in the future."

Xue Wei: "I don't really want it, thank you."

The small resentment blocked his ears, with a small expression of "don't listen, don't listen, bastard recites the scriptures".

Completely gave up communication and turned her back to the energetic little grudge. Xue Wei felt that she couldn't give up the treatment now, and she still had hope of rescue, so she couldn't let her do anything wrong.

The big eyes kept twirling in their sockets, not knowing what to think of, and raised their brows.

Water can carry a boat, capsize it, and cook porridge.

Hey.

(End of this chapter)