This witch, please stay

Chapter 17 Overdone?

Even if he did not become a monk, the physique of a scholar with a fake fairy physique should be far stronger than that of ordinary people, and the Qi Palace that is the foundation of a person should be a lush and fulfilling scene.

But in the scholar's qi residence, the innate qi was completely exhausted.

If an ordinary person's Qifu is a poor field, then his is a wasteland where no weeds can grow.

When Xun Ming, who was deeply regretful, looked at the scholar again, there was already a little pity in his eyes.

But that pity only existed for a moment, and then he covered it up very well.

The Qi Palace is dry, so let alone sending him to his own sect as the Immortal Sect, there is no hope of becoming a monk.

The first realm of the three human realms is the realm of refining qi, and refining qi and refining qi, isn't it the innate qi in the qi mansion that is refined?

His qi palace was so dry, not to mention innate qi, but there was nothing left, how could he make garlic?

Since this road is also unworkable, there is no other way for the time being.

After listening to the scholar's words, Xun Ming had completely dispelled the idea of ​​leaving him here to fend for himself.

Doing good is like ascending, doing evil is like falling.

He already knew that if he left the scholar, he would definitely die, so wouldn't it be no different to just chop him to death with a sword if he left?
Although he thinks he doesn't like to meddle in other people's business, Xun Ming can't do things like harming people's lives.

He glanced at it again and started chattering about some scholar. He sighed slightly in his heart, deeply feeling that the next part of the journey would not be too easy.

He hates noise the most.

Bring the scholar back to the previous city?
No, there is a creed that he will not turn back.

After thinking about it for a while, he couldn't think of a slightly more suitable solution. Xun Ming had no choice but to continue to take the scholar and continue on his way to the south, planning to find a better time on the way to entrust him to a reliable monk, for example, with slightly better strength. It is not a small probability to attract Jindan Nascent Soul even with a fake fairy physique.

Thinking about it this way, Xun Ming felt a bit of a headache again. Generally, there are not many people who govern mortal orders, even those who are in the Jindan realm. It seems that this is really not enough for a few monsters to fight...

I still feel like I have to leave it to the professionals to fix this shit.

Wait until the next city to let the local governor contact Shangzong.

With a plan in mind, Xun Ming felt a little more relaxed.

After being interrupted by the scholar and the wild boar demon, the urgency that had ignited in his heart before seemed to have eased a little, making him feel at ease now.

Although it is very troublesome, but the fake fairy physique should be able to be used a little bit?
It's impossible to be unlucky enough to just "lead" a Jindan Nascent Soul over, right?

Oh yes, I forgot to ask other people's opinions first.

Xun Ming looked at the scholar who was still looking foolish, and asked:
"Where are you going next?"

"Ah? This, I haven't thought about it yet. I heard that the people in DJI City are very nice, but I listened to you before and specially picked a restaurant with beautiful girls calling out on the balcony, thinking about opening it. Eye-opening, but who would have thought that before I even took a bite of food, those tiger and wolf-like sisters kept peeling off my clothes! While peeling back, they leaned on me, saying something like, 'Brother is so cute'!" The scholar still looked dumbfounded at first, but an angry expression appeared on his face as he talked later.

Xun Ming, who was originally serious, felt that the words had changed, and his expression became a little strange.

As a well-known "brothel killer" in Jianghu, he didn't even need to think that he knew that the place the scholar was talking about was not a serious restaurant.

What a brothel!
This is because of that big garlic fool!
……

In the far north, the figure flying with a sword suddenly sneezed again.

"Damn it! It's endless, isn't it!"

The young man who got a little irritated by the two sneezes cursed fiercely, and then began to recall what "outrageous" things he had done in the past two days.

Then, he suddenly slapped his forehead and blurted out:
"Damn it, forget about that kid!"

The sword light under his feet paused hastily, then drew a huge arc in the air, turned around and shot towards the south.

……

Xun Ming continued to ask with some grief:

"And then? You followed her?"

"Huh? What did you obey her?" The scholar's indignant face paused for a moment, a moment of bewilderment flashed across his face, and then his face changed into righteousness.

"Students of my generation can't be as knowledgeable as those women. I just finished eating the food on the table, and then I pushed them away and ran out of the restaurant in a hurry."

Then Xun Ming saw the scholar's face suddenly froze, and then heard him say tremblingly:

"I... I forgot to check out..."

Xun Ming was choked on his chest again, feeling that he might have misunderstood that "kind man".

Maybe he didn't want to abduct and sell the scholar, but wanted to kill him directly...

So, he was the one who "led" the scholar out of here, thinking that it would be easier to throw away the corpse?
The atmosphere suddenly froze.

.........

A slightly thicker crescent moon hangs quietly in the sky, the dark night is quiet, and countless stars blink in it secretly, watching the creatures on the ground silently.

Although it is midsummer, the night in the forest still has a chill that seems to penetrate the bone marrow.

A circle of firewood scattered into a small bonfire. Amid the sound of "cracking" from time to time, a cluster of flames fluttered in the evening wind, exuding warm light and heat. The meat skewers are constantly overflowing with fat under the roasting of the flame.

After the grease overflowed, it boiled very quickly, and the oil bubbled and made a "sizzling" sound. A few drops of oil dripped into the fire under the turning of a scholar's rough hands and feet, and as expected, they rose up. A small red tongue of fire scared the timid scholar almost to let go of the skewered meat in his hand.

The rich aroma of meat is swaying in this forest clearing, exuding the sweetness that intoxicates the taste buds.

Swallowing his saliva hard, he finally waited until a string of meat skewers turned to a slightly ripe brown color. The scholar couldn't wait to bite the meat, ignoring the heat coming from the tip of his tongue, and his mouth was full of greasy food.

"Engong Engong, this wild pork is also delicious!"

The scholar who couldn't help praising him had just finished biting a meat skewer like lightning. At this time, he was chewing the roast meat that was about to overflow in his mouth in a very inconspicuous manner. After swallowing it in one gulp, he turned his head and looked to the side That was a young man in a coarse black robe.

At this time, Xun Ming was holding the meat skewers very seriously in one hand, and quickly switching between different bottles and cans in the other hand, sprinkling unknown spices on the skewers.

A strong smell of barbecue inspired by a certain spice, with a slightly sour sweet smell, made the scholar's mouth full of saliva in an instant, and the glutton in his stomach had just been satisfied. Also began to restless.

With some difficulty, he moved his eyes away. When the scholar picked up another skewer and put it in his mouth as if to make up for it, he felt the urge to cry.

The joy of eating meat before is suddenly less than half...

Xun Ming, who noticed the scholar's gaze, didn't answer, firstly because he was at the final critical moment of his work, and secondly because he hadn't figured out how to explain it to the scholar.

These are the spices ground from the fairy fruit elixir, you, a mortal, exploded in minutes after eating them?

You don't need to think about it to know that this is not appropriate...

Xun Ming, who had finally finished adding the spices, put the carefully prepared meat skewers into his mouth, and then a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

There is only delicious food in the world that can't live up to it!

When Xun Ming opened his eyes happily, what he saw was a scholar staring straight at him with saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth all the way to his knees.

At his feet was a meat skewer that was only half eaten.

Xun Ming was taken aback for a moment, and then his face became extremely strange.

Do those spices have any special appeal to mortals?
He tentatively stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the scholar's eyes, but found that there was no reaction at all. When he used the bamboo stick cut from a tree branch in his own hand, the scholar's eyes followed the movement directly, and Xun Ming felt a little nervous. Speechlessly, he covered his forehead.

How about... give him a taste?
It should be fine to eat a little, right?
"Would you like... some?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xun Ming saw the dazzling light burst out from the scholar's lost eyes.

……

"It's hot, it's hot, it's hot—"

"Hah hiss..."

Looking at the scholar whose face was as flushed as a baboon's butt, who was jumping up and down non-stop, Xun Ming, whose eyebrows were twitching wildly, fell into deep thought.

This... has been made up...?
(End of this chapter)