This witch, please stay

Chapter 56

Outside the gazebo, there was a lot of rain, but compared to before, it seemed to be much lighter.

In the gazebo, Jiang Sinan raised his head and took another big gulp as if he was not relieved, and then put down the big wine vat that he had been holding for a long time.

"Hiccup~"

After belching, Jiang Sinan rubbed his stomach, then turned his head to look at the burly man in Confucian shirt who had already slipped under the stone table, his sword eyebrows were raised, and there was undisguised disdain in his eyes.

"That's it?"

Heh, Xiao Mian, still want to have a wine fight with you, Uncle Jiang?

After rolling his eyes contemptuously, Jiang Sinan reached out and retracted the big wine jar by his feet, then waved to Jia Xianren who stood there blankly like a wooden man.

"Hey, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up! Hurry up, didn't you hear what the old man said before? Put all the ones and twos on the table away, don't be polite to other old brothers!"

Seeing the goose-like scholar still standing in place with a dumbfounded look, Jiang Sinan's face was full of hatred, so he had no choice but to come to the stone table by himself, waved his hand, and the objects on the table It's all in his storage ring.

On the chessboard, there is only one black chess piece, and the lanterns have accumulated layer after layer of candles, each of which is quite a lot.

It was the empty jars beside the stone table that he "accidentally" took away.

Alas, if you are away from home, if you don't have this ability, how can you enjoy yourself?

These words were said by Jiang Sinan to the goose in his heart.

However, it is not easy to say these words directly.

So he just muttered a few words in his heart, and after putting away those items, he walked towards the "door" of the gazebo.

As for Jia Xianren, he was still stuck at the place where he first landed, and never moved.

At this moment, he was still in extreme shock.

Jiang Sinan's series of "operations" earlier really "opened his eyes" for him.

So...you can still play like this?
Originally, Jiang Sinan's "I'll do it, you can do whatever you want" big wine vat already made Jia Xianren, who was standing not far behind at that time, almost stare out his eyes.

In the end, just when he thought that the two of them were going to be so "ton-ton-ton" that one of them fell unconscious first, he saw that Jiang Sinan, who seemed to be drinking more and more energetically, first put down the eye-catchingly large wine vat , and then pulled the wine jar of the brawny man out of his mouth.

"Old~Brother~, let's not just~~ focus on drinking, let's~~play~~chess!" Jiang Sinan said vaguely with his tongue wide open, but his eyes were as bright as if they were shining radiant.

"OK~~~~~"

The strong man whose tongue was so drunk that his face was as red as a monkey's butt was basically washed away by seven or eight points of his sanity.

He vaguely agreed, and then walked towards the stone table with crossed steps crookedly, and finally hit the stone bench with a "plop".

"Come~! Brother~, brother~~here~let~you see, what is called a chessboard~~on top~no~~~~enemies!"

Jiang Sinan was also not polite at all, sat down on the stone bench with a "plop", hiccupped again, and then yelled ghostly:

"Old~~Brother, I~, that is a chess~board~no~no~no~~opponent~! Today~er~ is to let my brother~look~look!"

Jiang Sinan just reached out to grab a chess piece.

Between us brothers, it's not bad for Bai Zi to play first, right?

After feeling empty, he was stunned all of a sudden.

This is so... I don't have a chess piece, so I can play a hammer?

On the stone table, apart from the wooden chessboard that can't be seen, but it seems to be quite old, and the fire candle, there is only one sunspot that the big man has been pinching between his fingers.

Even when he was drinking with his head up, the chess piece never left between the pair of index and middle fingers.

Jiang Sinan with a strange face looked at that big, naughty man who was about to reach out to press the black stone on the chessboard, and his face turned green all of a sudden.

Is that how you played it? !
But after all, the devil is one foot high and one foot high, and it is the strong man with a smirk on his face who wants to "play a fairy hand", and then the smile froze on his face.

That naughty young man lifted up the big wine jar that could hold two of him, raised his head and began to "ton, ton, ton".

What was even more exasperating was that the young man hadn't even had a sip, but he just freed one hand and "moved" the vat of wine that belonged to him on the ground to his side.

I did it, you are free.

Damn it!Can I bear this bird's anger?
So the strong man in the Confucian shirt sank into his dantian again, then picked up the big wine jar, raised his head and began to "ton, ton, ton".

And so on and on.

Not a few times, Jia Xianren just watched Jiang Sinan and the strong man in Confucian shirt who should have "meet by chance" shoulder to shoulder with a look of astonishment, where you took a sip of wine, and I started to cry and express my heart.

"Damn it, why does that bitch just like the dog scholar? The dog scholar just doesn't have any good things!"

"Ah, yes, yes, she is blind! Missed my brother!"

"I won't allow you to say that about her!"

"Ah, what's wrong with me? Even that kind of fairy is not a waste thing. I can beat him a hundred with one hand!"

"Ah, yes, yes, there is nothing good about reading!"

"Okay! As expected of my brother! I finally met someone with a discerning eye today!"

"These broken things are not worth a few dollars, you take them all! Don't be polite to me! If you don't take them, you will look down on me!"

"What? You ask, what is the way here? Recite poems!"

……

At that time, thanks to Jia Xianren's sharp eyes and ears, he barely understood these strange words that sounded like he could twist his tongue a few times.

Then, there was a heavy "plop", and the honest and strong man in Confucian shirt slid straight into the bottom of the table, except for the snoring sound like thunder, there was no movement.

Then Jiang Sinan wiped his face, and changed back to that calm and carefree look, with a hook on the corner of his mouth: "That's it?"

……

Jiang Sinan, who had already "mopped up" the top of the stone table in the blink of an eye, looked at the stupid goose who was still standing there, shook his head, then went over and grabbed him, and took him with him. Go to the "door" of the gazebo.

A few steps along the way, apart from a few belches, Jiang Sinan was full of energy, his eyes were clear, and he didn't look a little bit drunk?
Holding the stupid goose with one hand and rubbing his stomach vigorously with the other, Jiang Sinan sighed quietly in his heart:
"This white water is not good to drink..."

Of the wine in the two big wine tanks, Jiang Sinan's tank is the "Jiu Xian tank" that he has tampered with a long time ago. The name implies: With this tank, I will never get drunk!

The wine in this wine tank, besides water, is still water.

But that wine vat is an old wine vat that has been brewed for a hundred years on the mountain, and he secretly stole it out while the uncle in charge was not paying attention.

Coupled with some special spice treatment, there is an incomparably real aroma of wine that can be smelled from several feet away.

With such skills, who would have guessed that the wine jar in Lao Tzu's hand was filled with white water?
And the jar of wine in the hands of the strong man was also tampered with.

It's just that the name is a little different, it's called "grandson vat", which means: whoever takes this vat, no matter how much alcohol they have, can make Uncle Jiang drink into a grandson in minutes.

The wine in the wine tank is not a simple kind of wine.

Instead, according to the records in his alcoholic master's "Wine Fairy Book", Jiang Sinan specially selected dozens of wines with low flavor and strong stamina, mixed them in proportion, and then used special spices to diffuse most of the wine flavor, so be made of.

Because the smell of the wine was gone, and it was mixed with specially selected low-energy wine, the "Sun Tzu Wine" really tasted the same as the "Jiu Xian Wine" at the beginning, all of which were bland and tasteless.

But if you take a few more mouthfuls, it will be heaven and earth...

Jiang Sinan, who had already "wrapped" the secret of this secret realm from his "brother" mouth, walked to the door of the gazebo, and very casually answered the two words he had slapped right before. poetry:

"I can't come to spend the night half of the night, and I will knock the chess pieces and drop the lights."

As soon as the words fell, the empty "doorway" of the gazebo seemed to be cracked with a gap that was constantly tearing towards the two sides, revealing the silvery white chaos behind.

At the same time, a human mouth slowly opened on the black painted beam by the pavilion door, and said directly:
"Does your family know that you are so smart?"

This is about Jiang Sinan's set of "combo moves" that directly manipulated the strong man.

But Jiang Sinan didn't turn his eyes, he just kicked it out, stepped on the mouth hard, and then rolled it hard a few times.

In the end, a contemptuous look slanted over, and the mouth was the quintessence of the country:
"When will your mother die?"

Master tricks, tricks fatal.

Little things, fighting with you Uncle Jiang?
(End of this chapter)