This witch, please stay

Chapter 74 Follow me to catch fish [521 is also happy]

A man in green shirt clutching his butt shot straight into the small courtyard like a cannonball, his head first hit the ground, plowed a deep ravine on the ground, and finally knocked down a pot of freshly boiled fish soup Then the momentum stopped.

It was only now that his straight body was soft again, and his limbs were on the ground. After several efforts, he pulled his head out of the ground. Jiang Sinan just raised his head, even if he met a mask, he seemed to be able to see Draw a gloomy "face".

Feeling the strong murderous intent emanating from the long-legged girl who had just married, Jiang Sinan, who was still half-frightened, lowered his head stiffly, and saw a pot of fish soup that had been knocked to the ground.

The fish soup spilled all over the floor was still steaming, exuding a tempting aroma.

"Mistake... misunderstanding..."

Before Jiang Sinan could finish his speech hesitantly, a snow-white slap hit him on the forehead.

A gloomy voice came faintly:

"You pay me!"

pay?Why should I pay?I'm going to make you a pot again?
It's not that I don't want to, it's mainly because I'm afraid of poisoning you to death...

Then Jiang Sinan saw that the girl who seemed to be a little confused suddenly started to sob.

what?what? !

Why are you crying so hard? !

Whose Yuanying would cry? !

Jiang Sinan, who didn't want to see girls cry, was in a panic all of a sudden, but he didn't dare to comfort others in a hurry.

After all, from childhood to adulthood, every time he went to comfort his crying junior sisters and nephews, every time he didn't say a word, they just pushed him away while crying even more heartbreakingly. Walk.

Said it was crying, but in fact Jiang Sinan was quite wronged.

What's the matter with these little girls, I can cry all afternoon with a fist down.

What's wrong with you? !
Jiang Sinan, who didn't know where he was going, thought of this, and suddenly felt that the pretty girl who was still sniffling his nose was a lot more pleasing to the eye.

Look at them, they are very tough!
I just gave me a hard beating, and now I'm drinking soup like a normal person.

But when he looked at her like this, he was pulled back to reality.

No, why are you crying...

Isn't it just a pot of fish soup...

Suddenly, Jiang Sinan had an idea and thought of a certain garlic who was very good at cooking.

As the saying goes, a dead fellow Daoist never dies a poor Taoist.

"I know a buddy, his cooking is so delicious! Shall I ask him to pay you a table?"

Anyway, Xun Ming is not there, so he said that a table is a table, right?

But who knows, that silly girl is still stubborn, and said angrily:

"That's what I want!"

Yo, you kicked your nose on your face, right? !

Jiang Sinan pretended to be fierce and said:

"I think you still haven't figured out the situation! How dare you talk to me like that?"

Hearing this, Bai Xiaojiu seemed to have fallen into deep thought, and even stopped sniffling for a moment, which made Jiang Sinan inexplicably worried whether her snot would get on the mask.

Then Jiang Sinan's body tensed instantly, and his eyelids twitched wildly.

The somewhat naive girl slowly stretched her hand towards the mask, and she was about to take it off!
Just when the snow-white palm was about to touch the edge of the mask, a pair of male palms clasped the palm tightly.

Jiang Sinan, who was next to her in an instant and was about to stick to her body, held her hand tightly, and said the most embarrassing words with his eyes full of affection:
"Girl, we met by chance, why did this happen..."

Bai Xiaojiu frowned slightly under the mask, trying to break free from those thieves.

Speak well and don't touch your hands!

Once again, Bai Xiaojiu, who was so angry that he flicked his hands hard, broke free from those dishonest hands, and then followed his backhand force to push that apprentice.

But who would have thought that the young man in the green shirt who was the best in the world in the Golden Core gave her such a push with almost useless strength, and it flew straight and flew a foot away, slamming After hitting the ground and bouncing, it was the last time that his neck was tilted, and his tongue was sticking out, and he was unconscious.

What the hell?
At that time, Bai Xiaojiu was dumbfounded by such a bloody scene. She was stunned for a while, looked at the Deng Tuzi who hadn't moved at all, and then looked down at her hands.

After a while, Bai Xiaojiu, who had forgotten all about the anger she was angry with, walked over to Jiang Sinan's side, knelt down and reached out to touch his nose.

After he didn't feel breathing, he stretched out two fingers and opened his eyes. After seeing a pair of rolled eyes, he was suddenly startled.

After realizing that she seemed to be wearing a mask and couldn't spit, Bai Xiaojiu let go of her fingers and let her eyelids close by themselves.

After turning her gaze around Jiang Sinan's face a few times, she finally settled on his sticking out tongue.

Uh... Anyway, it's not like I haven't touched my tongue when cooking, right...

Soon, Bai Xiaojiu, who finished her ideological construction, quietly stretched out two fingers, and slowly approached Jiang Sinan.

Then he struck out suddenly and squeezed his big tongue tightly.

The severe pain instantly exploded in the mind of the young man in green shirt who was still secretly happy.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!! Songsou Songsou!"

Jiang Sinan, whose eyes were filled with tears in an instant, subconsciously jumped up from the "Standing Corpse".

But he forgot that his big tongue was still in someone's hands, so his upper body was only half straightened up, but his tongue was pulled.

If only the tongue could speak.

Then Jiang Sinan's household registration... the family tree should have been reduced by half by now.

Fortunately, Bai Xiaojiu was still soft-hearted. After he "resurrected his soul", he just let go of the tongue that was already red several times after a while.

Carefully retracting the tongue that was already scalding his mouth, the tears in the corners of his eyes were full of grief and indignation on Jiang Sinan's face, and he opened his mouth with a series of natal supernatural powers:
"Ah, it's amazing to hide your legs! Believe it or not, your grandpa straightened you right on the spot..."

Just after Jiang Sinan's tongue-in-cheek snarl was halfway through, he suddenly closed his mouth, looking at his nose and heart, looking very cute.

Because the long-legged woman who was still squatting next to him burst out with a terrifying power of Nascent Soul Realm in an instant, and then subsided in an instant.

Under the mask, a woman's voice with a playful smile came out:
"Catch fish with me."

"Good dad."

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Uh, there will be one change in the next short period of time, because if it is two changes a day, it will be very awkward to touch the recommended time before it is put on the shelf, and if it is not pushed to the shelf, it is likely to be cracked, so temporarily one change and one small Yes, and then there will be two updates since the push, and a burst of updates will be released.

Of course, this will make the brothers who are chasing updates very uncomfortable. First of all, I am very sorry, and then I hope that everyone can stick with me for a little bit (even if I click on the follow-up page every day, I am very grateful). Looking at the bleak data sometimes It does get a little tiring.

(The manuscripts that have not been updated these days will be sent out after they are put on the shelf, so I won’t be lazy to eat manuscripts~)

One last thought?
emmm, after reading more than a hundred, you can directly restore the two updates?

At most one week, if there is no push at that time, then don't care about those, just open the update.

Thank you very much for being able to see here brothers, bow

(End of this chapter)