This witch, please stay

Chapter 8 Home Delivery
"I'll break your head off."

The hand that Xun Ming was about to raise just froze in place, and the face that was already so pale that there was not much blood left was also froze.

After staying in place for a while, Xun Ming let out a long breath after realizing that nothing terrible had happened.

As if he had just picked up his life from the gate of hell, he was a little out of his mind, and his already vain feet almost stepped on the ground and fell into the mud.

As long as he concentrates, he can summon the long sword that is as bright as glass.

Before that, he also "used" the accompanying sword once under the protection of his master.

But the consequence was that he almost lost his life.

Although he managed to save his life by relying on the treasures of heaven and earth, but his cultivation in the three realms of the human world was all in vain.

So his Human Realm has actually been cultivated for the second time.

Although because of his familiarity with the road, his second cultivation of the human realm went very smoothly.

Not only is there no hidden danger after a serious injury, but the repair ground is much more solid than the first time.

The sword was fine, and the realm came back not long after, only a young heart was hit hard.

Thinking about it now, Xun Ming still feels a little pain in his heart.

The Dzogchen Transformation Realm that I managed to achieve with great difficulty was gone in an instant!

It feels like you have struggled for half your life and finally caught up with the woman you love.

As a result, on the day of the bridal chamber, she became the daughter-in-law of Wang Ergou next door!

It's beyond words!
Although it didn't take him much time to cultivate from the body refining state to the liquid transformation peak for the first time...

But it hurts!
And he was still a child at that time!

But it was at that time that he got the snow-white book of unknown material.

It is said that his master picked it up beside him who was unconscious.

Speaking of his master, he became angry again.

From the very beginning, it was the ecstasy soup that his old and unscrupulous master poured into him!

"Don't worry, my dear student. Master, I am a sword fairy who is half-step at ease, and I have a great reputation in Zhongzhou. Protecting you is as simple as drinking tea!" A thumb pointed to his nose very cleverly.

That scene, he felt that he would never forget it for the rest of his life!

It turned out to be a good thing, before he even saw the shadow of the sword, he cut off the big white beard that he had grown for half his life.

The most hateful thing is that he later euphemistically said: "Beards hinder swordsmanship." Hearing that Xun Ming didn't eat a bite of food for two days.

After walking all the way in his arms like offering to Buddha, Xun Mingcai carefully put the snow-white booklet into the storage ring.

A page in the snow-white booklet can write [-] characters of "positive", but before making my aunt angry, he crossed out the latest page, so he was back to the mark of [-].

After such a calculation, the frail scholar in the white robe looked up at the sky, and began to greet the "Ziyun King Kong" who had been chopped into ashes again in his heart.

Otherwise, use it to scold people in the future?
You Ziyun King Kong!

Xun Ming chuckled a bit bitterly, as if he was delighted by his own thoughts.

Xun Ming was suddenly shocked when he wobbled so far.

and many more……

"Old lady"?
Listen to this tone, my sword is a bitch?

……

After knowing that his accompanying sword is a bad-tempered little aunt, some subtle changes occurred in Xun Ming's psychology.

Because of the extraordinary talent and the golden title of Young Sect Master of the Oblique Moon Sect.

Uh, of course the most important thing is his pretty face.

It made him receive too much "attention" from the female monks inside and outside the sect early on, and he knew the difficulties of the female comrades.

Women with bad tempers are even more difficult to deal with.

Lesbians who always say they want to crack other people's heads, their temper should not be much better...

Just so frightened, for fear that my companion, Aunt Jian, would be unhappy again, and chop up the rest of her cultivation with a single sword, and the frail white-clothed scholar staggered across a large area. At the top of the mountain, he finally stopped at the foot of a mountain.

"The female monsters in this area have a bit of a bad attitude at work..."

He looked at the thatched hut in the distance with a trace of superficial evil, and his lazy brows twitched slightly, looking a little unhappy.

I've worked so hard to pretend all the way, but in the end, I have to deliver the goods to your door?

What Xun Ming didn't know was that the rumor of "a sword fairy with a strong sense of justice passed by here and killed the golden core demon with a single sword" has spread like a storm among the evil spirits in this area.

Almost half of the evil spirits in this area were so frightened that they fled to other places, and the remaining half hid in their hiding places, burned incense and worshiped Buddha, fearing that they would be the next one to suffer eight lifetimes of bad luck.

The wind is tight!

The price of other sword immortals has dropped to the point of killing golden pills!Then it is not impossible to kill a few caves casually!
An old woman who was cooking heard a knock on the door outside the house, and a little doubt arose in her heart. While thinking about when her naughty little girl learned to knock, she slowly opened the wooden door.

I saw a face with swollen cheeks, sunken eye sockets, blackened seal, and a pale face like a water ghost soaked in water.

At that time, the old lady choked on her breath, and she almost lost her breath in fright.

Bitter!The little devil from Yan Wang's family has come to take in the old lady!

But now the Yin Cao knows how to be polite?Do you know how to knock on the door when you come to collect?
The old lady, who was breathing deeply and shallowly, pinched her chest, and her other hand, which was so dry that only a layer of wrinkled skin remained, was about to close the door in a hurry.

Then she heard the "little ghost" who reckoned to be the resurrection of the water ghost speak,

"Hey, ma'am, don't close the door. I'm a scholar going to Beijing to catch an exam. I'm here to find a secluded place to spend the night."

"Hey! The little devil still wants to lie to you, old mother, and me. Now it's April, what exam are you rushing for?!" The old lady's face turned green at that time, and she confirmed his identity through the nonsense of the "little devil".

"Hey ma'am, my legs and feet are slow, I'm in time for the exam in August!"

Xun Ming was also a little confused all of a sudden. Usually, he knocked on the door every time. Which old lady didn't pull him in and ask if there was a daughter-in-law?

"Hey! The brave brat is leaving quickly!"

……

In the end, after a lot of talking, Xun Ming "explained" his origins to the old lady, and convinced the old lady that he was only temporarily weak and not some ghost from the underworld.

During the chat, Xun Ming also knew that the old lady had only one son, who was conscripted into the army in the early years and never came back. The daughter-in-law also left behind the immature granddaughter, and there was no news after she went out to wash clothes one day. .

Only an old couple and a little granddaughter were left in the family.

At that time, in order to avoid the war, the three of them fled into the mountains and never went out again.Her wife was older than her and hadn't survived the previous winter. The remaining grandparents and grandchildren waited until the beginning of spring to bury the old battle at the foot of the mountain behind the courtyard.

So there were only two women left in this room, one old and one young.

Xun Ming stopped the old lady from killing the old hen that didn't have long to live, and cooked a meal with the old lady.

This brought indescribable joy to the brows of the old lady who was as dry as if she was about to fall into the soil.

It's just that every time the old lady saw his white face that seemed to have his weakness written on his forehead, she couldn't help reminding him to eat less spicy food and drive slowly, which made Xun Ming a little dumbfounded.

A wisp of faint demonic aura penetrated the nose of the young man in white through the smoke rising from the kitchen.

coming.

He has already confirmed that the old lady has no problems at all, so the only problem is the little granddaughter.

After the "squeak" of the courtyard door, the door of the hut was pushed open with a "bang", and a cardamom girl with two ponytails jumped in.

After seeing the white dress in the kitchen, the smile on her face suddenly froze, she stood up with a stiff expression, exited the room bit by bit, and closed the door without making a sound.

(End of this chapter)