Millennium 2000, the earth enters the age of gods and demons
Chapter 50 Happy Event, Zhang Xiaoyu's Experience
Chapter 50 Happy Event, Zhang Xiaoyu's Experience
"Yo ho ho ho ~, yo ho ho ho ~, panties you can eat."
Zhang Xiaoyu walked briskly, humming an unknown tune, and slowly returned to the office of the technical department.
As soon as he entered the door, everyone looked at him in unison, and their eyes were particularly strange.
Especially the fat old Miao and the skinny Ah Hui stared at him blankly, as if they had to slaughter him again tonight.
He was so frightened that he immediately stopped his self-excitement, and his body immediately shrank, and he moved towards his seat lightly and timidly.
"Yeah?! Do they know I'm particularly happy today?"
Zhang Xiaoyu walked on tiptoe, covering her ears and stealing the bell, thinking in her heart.
Before he could return to his position, the tall and strong old Miao rushed forward, pinching Zhang Xiaoyu's neck in the crook of his arms.
The fat old Miao made a vicious look.
"Wow, you bastard! You've been hiding it from us so badly!"
Lao Miao yelled while bending his arms.
"Take it easy, what's wrong with Laozi!"
Zhang Xiaoyu, who was caught under his arm, turned back not to be outdone.
"Hey, what the hell, fat man, take it easy!"
Zhang Xiaoyu, who had just finished fighting back, felt his thick arms begin to exert strength again, and immediately knelt down.
Start begging for forgiveness.
At this time, Sister Ping was not there, and everyone in the technical department saw that there were no outsiders here, so they let them mess around.
"Quickly tell me, what's going on!" Lao Miao asked again and again.
"What, I don't even know what's going on!" Zhang Xiaoyu said aggrievedly.
"I still have to pretend!"
Zhang Xiaoyu felt that his arm was about to exert strength again, and he repeatedly surrendered.
"I said! I said! Let me go first."
When the tall and strong old Miao heard that Zhang Xiaoyu was finally going to tell the truth, he let him go.
Zhang Xiaoyu felt the restraint on his neck loosen, and the soles of his feet immediately slipped away, and at the same time, he was not forgiving.
"Tell me, talk about your sister, tell me, what do you want labor and management to say!"
The tall and strong old Miao was cheated by the slut Zhang Xiaoyu again, but seeing that Zhang Xiaoyu had already run back to his place, he had no choice but to do anything.
Zhang Xiaoyu was seated in the last row, leaning against the wall on both sides, so he couldn't squeeze his tall, strong and fat body.
Lao Miao could only return to his place and stand in front of Zhang Xiaoyu's table.
"Bitch fish, don't tell us that you don't know!"
"Just now there is news from the big boss that you have a special promotion and a salary increase of 60.00%!"
In Lao Miao's questioning, there was a strong sense of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"what!"
Zhang Xiaoyu was also taken aback when he heard this, he didn't know the news himself.
Only now did he have the time to scan around the room, and found that everyone was waiting for his answer.
"No wonder they all look at me like this, but I don't even know about it myself!"
"Is this news true?"
While Zhang Xiaoyu was thinking in his heart, he was also doubting the truth of the matter.
"But looking at them, they don't seem to be lying to me."
So, he made a serious face.
"Oh~, so you are asking this, I thought it was a big deal!"
The pretentious Zhang Xiaoyu dragged the word "Oh" in his mouth, and he looked like this.
Everyone saw that the person involved, Zhang Xiaoyu, was about to explain, so he turned around quickly.
And after Zhang Xiaoyu saw that he had attracted everyone's attention, he, who never took revenge overnight, immediately began to sarcasm.
"It's just such a small matter, why are you making such a big fuss and making such a fuss, you really don't know much!"
"Nima!"
Everyone in the skill department, except the steady Lao Yang, gave Zhang Xiaoyu the middle finger.
"A cheap fish is a cheap fish!"
"Are you going to tell me or not!"
The thin and small Ah Hui began to roll up his sleeves. It was hard for him if the fat man couldn't get in.
Zhang Xiaoyu saw that it was almost done, and if he played any more, he would really be punished.
So he stood up and faced everyone, spreading his hands.
"Oh! I really don't know what's going on. In fact, if you didn't tell me just now, I didn't even know about it myself!"
"But just now, Old Xu said that he saw you go to the big boss's room this morning, and now he goes around saying that you flattered the big boss, so you just increased your salary so much at once!"
After hearing Zhang Xiaoyu's answer, the tall and strong old Miao believed a little bit, and he presented evidence with a doubtful tone.
"Fuck!"
Hearing that the sharp-mouthed Xu was slandering herself again, Zhang Xiaoyu also swears, and the old and new hatred suddenly surged in his heart.
"This old Xu has targeted me several times. I will seize the opportunity next time to see if I don't hack him to death."
Zhang Xiaoyu would not foolishly put himself in front of so many people, saying what to do to Lao Xu, he was also afraid that the walls would have ears.
Although there are people from the skill department here, I'm afraid that someone will spread the word out. If it reaches Lao Xu's ears, he will be caught.
After staying in the skill department for so long, he is no longer a rookie.
He has already seen too many things that can't be said well, and things that were reasonable have become unreasonable.
Zhang Xiaoyu felt that he was almost twenty.
He believes that a 20-year-old adult man should be able to defend quietly, even attack, exchange benefits and even do business without showing any traces, as long as he is not caught, it will never be considered cheating.
You should also get used to the faint shamelessness of people, and even treat him as a normal human being.
This is what Zhang Xiaoyu has learned and summed up from dealing with people like Lao Xu since entering the technical department.
"I did go to the big boss' room in the morning, but it wasn't about this matter, and I don't know what the salary increase is about."
Zhang Xiaoyu looked at everyone's eyes, he knew that everyone would not give up unless he gave an explanation, so he only admitted that he had been to the big boss.
"Oh~!"
Everyone meaningfully stood up.
It's not that Zhang Xiaoyu doesn't want to tell everyone the truth, but it's based on his own experience during this period.
Some things, if you really don't understand, you just don't understand.
He said that others would not understand. No one likes to be preached, and no one wants their life to be dictated by others.
Thousands of warnings are not worth an unforgettable experience.
He can't tell everyone that our big boss is not a normal human being, and no one will believe it.
Nor can he release the transparent light ball that only extraordinary beings can see to explain it to everyone.
Of course, even if it is possible, it will not be in plain sight.
"Let them misunderstand like this!"
Thoughts flashed through Zhang Xiaoyu's mind, and he finally decided.
"When the news is confirmed, I will invite everyone to drink."
Zhang Xiaoyu smiled and promised to everyone.
After a pause, Zhang Xiaoyu, who had never changed his mind, started to be mean again.
He smiled and said meanly:
"Hey, I'm afraid that when the time comes, you all won't be able to drink it with envy, that's 60.00%, hahaha!"
"Bad fish! See if I can drink it! I'll make you vomit blood, and make you bankrupt!"
The tall and strong old Miao in front looked at Zhang Xiaoyu viciously, making a vicious look.
(End of this chapter)
"Yo ho ho ho ~, yo ho ho ho ~, panties you can eat."
Zhang Xiaoyu walked briskly, humming an unknown tune, and slowly returned to the office of the technical department.
As soon as he entered the door, everyone looked at him in unison, and their eyes were particularly strange.
Especially the fat old Miao and the skinny Ah Hui stared at him blankly, as if they had to slaughter him again tonight.
He was so frightened that he immediately stopped his self-excitement, and his body immediately shrank, and he moved towards his seat lightly and timidly.
"Yeah?! Do they know I'm particularly happy today?"
Zhang Xiaoyu walked on tiptoe, covering her ears and stealing the bell, thinking in her heart.
Before he could return to his position, the tall and strong old Miao rushed forward, pinching Zhang Xiaoyu's neck in the crook of his arms.
The fat old Miao made a vicious look.
"Wow, you bastard! You've been hiding it from us so badly!"
Lao Miao yelled while bending his arms.
"Take it easy, what's wrong with Laozi!"
Zhang Xiaoyu, who was caught under his arm, turned back not to be outdone.
"Hey, what the hell, fat man, take it easy!"
Zhang Xiaoyu, who had just finished fighting back, felt his thick arms begin to exert strength again, and immediately knelt down.
Start begging for forgiveness.
At this time, Sister Ping was not there, and everyone in the technical department saw that there were no outsiders here, so they let them mess around.
"Quickly tell me, what's going on!" Lao Miao asked again and again.
"What, I don't even know what's going on!" Zhang Xiaoyu said aggrievedly.
"I still have to pretend!"
Zhang Xiaoyu felt that his arm was about to exert strength again, and he repeatedly surrendered.
"I said! I said! Let me go first."
When the tall and strong old Miao heard that Zhang Xiaoyu was finally going to tell the truth, he let him go.
Zhang Xiaoyu felt the restraint on his neck loosen, and the soles of his feet immediately slipped away, and at the same time, he was not forgiving.
"Tell me, talk about your sister, tell me, what do you want labor and management to say!"
The tall and strong old Miao was cheated by the slut Zhang Xiaoyu again, but seeing that Zhang Xiaoyu had already run back to his place, he had no choice but to do anything.
Zhang Xiaoyu was seated in the last row, leaning against the wall on both sides, so he couldn't squeeze his tall, strong and fat body.
Lao Miao could only return to his place and stand in front of Zhang Xiaoyu's table.
"Bitch fish, don't tell us that you don't know!"
"Just now there is news from the big boss that you have a special promotion and a salary increase of 60.00%!"
In Lao Miao's questioning, there was a strong sense of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"what!"
Zhang Xiaoyu was also taken aback when he heard this, he didn't know the news himself.
Only now did he have the time to scan around the room, and found that everyone was waiting for his answer.
"No wonder they all look at me like this, but I don't even know about it myself!"
"Is this news true?"
While Zhang Xiaoyu was thinking in his heart, he was also doubting the truth of the matter.
"But looking at them, they don't seem to be lying to me."
So, he made a serious face.
"Oh~, so you are asking this, I thought it was a big deal!"
The pretentious Zhang Xiaoyu dragged the word "Oh" in his mouth, and he looked like this.
Everyone saw that the person involved, Zhang Xiaoyu, was about to explain, so he turned around quickly.
And after Zhang Xiaoyu saw that he had attracted everyone's attention, he, who never took revenge overnight, immediately began to sarcasm.
"It's just such a small matter, why are you making such a big fuss and making such a fuss, you really don't know much!"
"Nima!"
Everyone in the skill department, except the steady Lao Yang, gave Zhang Xiaoyu the middle finger.
"A cheap fish is a cheap fish!"
"Are you going to tell me or not!"
The thin and small Ah Hui began to roll up his sleeves. It was hard for him if the fat man couldn't get in.
Zhang Xiaoyu saw that it was almost done, and if he played any more, he would really be punished.
So he stood up and faced everyone, spreading his hands.
"Oh! I really don't know what's going on. In fact, if you didn't tell me just now, I didn't even know about it myself!"
"But just now, Old Xu said that he saw you go to the big boss's room this morning, and now he goes around saying that you flattered the big boss, so you just increased your salary so much at once!"
After hearing Zhang Xiaoyu's answer, the tall and strong old Miao believed a little bit, and he presented evidence with a doubtful tone.
"Fuck!"
Hearing that the sharp-mouthed Xu was slandering herself again, Zhang Xiaoyu also swears, and the old and new hatred suddenly surged in his heart.
"This old Xu has targeted me several times. I will seize the opportunity next time to see if I don't hack him to death."
Zhang Xiaoyu would not foolishly put himself in front of so many people, saying what to do to Lao Xu, he was also afraid that the walls would have ears.
Although there are people from the skill department here, I'm afraid that someone will spread the word out. If it reaches Lao Xu's ears, he will be caught.
After staying in the skill department for so long, he is no longer a rookie.
He has already seen too many things that can't be said well, and things that were reasonable have become unreasonable.
Zhang Xiaoyu felt that he was almost twenty.
He believes that a 20-year-old adult man should be able to defend quietly, even attack, exchange benefits and even do business without showing any traces, as long as he is not caught, it will never be considered cheating.
You should also get used to the faint shamelessness of people, and even treat him as a normal human being.
This is what Zhang Xiaoyu has learned and summed up from dealing with people like Lao Xu since entering the technical department.
"I did go to the big boss' room in the morning, but it wasn't about this matter, and I don't know what the salary increase is about."
Zhang Xiaoyu looked at everyone's eyes, he knew that everyone would not give up unless he gave an explanation, so he only admitted that he had been to the big boss.
"Oh~!"
Everyone meaningfully stood up.
It's not that Zhang Xiaoyu doesn't want to tell everyone the truth, but it's based on his own experience during this period.
Some things, if you really don't understand, you just don't understand.
He said that others would not understand. No one likes to be preached, and no one wants their life to be dictated by others.
Thousands of warnings are not worth an unforgettable experience.
He can't tell everyone that our big boss is not a normal human being, and no one will believe it.
Nor can he release the transparent light ball that only extraordinary beings can see to explain it to everyone.
Of course, even if it is possible, it will not be in plain sight.
"Let them misunderstand like this!"
Thoughts flashed through Zhang Xiaoyu's mind, and he finally decided.
"When the news is confirmed, I will invite everyone to drink."
Zhang Xiaoyu smiled and promised to everyone.
After a pause, Zhang Xiaoyu, who had never changed his mind, started to be mean again.
He smiled and said meanly:
"Hey, I'm afraid that when the time comes, you all won't be able to drink it with envy, that's 60.00%, hahaha!"
"Bad fish! See if I can drink it! I'll make you vomit blood, and make you bankrupt!"
The tall and strong old Miao in front looked at Zhang Xiaoyu viciously, making a vicious look.
(End of this chapter)
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