As a matchmaker, I'm not convinced by anyone

Chapter 126 Since I started working, you are the first person to shake my hand

05:30 in the afternoon.

A residential area in Jiangnan District.

In the bathroom, Ye Tong poured shower gel on himself three times, scrubbing his whole body over and over again.

The work of the mortician can be divided into the following six steps:
[-]. Disinfect the corpse, clean up the dirt, and repair the corpse if necessary.

Second, wash the dead body (purification).

Third, put on clean clothes for the deceased.

Fourth, further organize the appearance of the corpse, and apply makeup to the deceased according to the requirements of the family members.

Fifth, embalming the corpse.

Sixth, put the body into the coffin.

For most morticians, the first step is the hardest part of the job.

They need to remove the clothing of the deceased and sterilize the entire body.

However, even through the mask, the mortician may smell the smell of rotting corpses, and this smell is easy to contaminate them, and it is difficult to dissipate for a long time.Some of the deceased may also have excrement outflow, which also requires the mortician to clean it up.

In this industry, enduring the smell of corpses and cleaning up excrement is already a relatively easy problem to solve.

What is even more frightening is that for the bloody and severely damaged corpses in car accidents and accidents, the morticians have to repair them as much as possible.

For example, remove severely corrupted body tissues, use sculpture clay, silica gel and other materials to suture and fill the defective parts of the corpse, and try to restore the deceased's body to a complete state as much as possible.

Although Ye Tong has long been used to this job, every time she comes back from get off work, she will use the shower gel at least three times to scrub and scrub, trying to get rid of the corpse smell on her body as much as possible.

Together with shampooing, it took more than 40 minutes of washing before Ye Tong changed into the most beautiful set of clothes, then dried her hair with a hair dryer, tied the simplest high ponytail, and put on some light makeup.

After everything was settled, Ye Tong said hello to his mother and went to a certain restaurant to meet his blind date.

……

While Ye Tong was scrubbing his body vigorously, Qin Guanhai was also washing his body over and over again at home.

Compared with the mortician, the forensic doctor is actually not much better, even worse than the mortician.

90.00% of what the embalmers face are fresh corpses, and forensic doctors...they are really there wherever there are dead corpses, and it is fundamental to dissect corpses that have been dead for several months.

However, although the forensic doctor's work is more terrifying than that of an embalmer, the forensic doctor has the status of a policeman, judges the truth, investigates the corpse and arrests the murderer.

Therefore, the social status of the two is completely different.

Even though Qin Guanhai doesn't have many friends in real life, he is respected when his profession is mentioned.

After Qin Guanhai carefully cleaned his body, he also changed into clothes that he personally felt better. He casually styled his hair with a hair dryer, sprayed it with styling gel, and went out satisfied.

……

Seven o'clock in the evening.

XX restaurant, Qin Guanhai and Ye Tong met!

The matchmaker Jiang Feng didn't come, but gave them the contact information and asked them to contact themselves to talk.

After all, although Jiang Feng didn't discriminate against forensic doctors and morticians, but eating with these two people felt a little strange in his heart. It's better to avoid nature if he can.

In fact, Jiang Feng himself understood that it was all caused by his own psychology. When he usually went to a wedding banquet, he would naturally eat happily.But when I went to a funeral banquet, even if the cooks were the same, the food always tasted a bit awkward.

Both Qin Guanhai and Ye Tong had seen their photos before, and they could easily recognize each other when they came to the agreed place.

Qin Guanhai took the initiative to extend his hand to say hello: "Hello, I'm Qin Guanhai!"

It took Ye Tong three seconds to react, and he reached out to shake hands with some jerky, "Hello, I'm Ye Tong!"

After shaking hands, Ye Tong couldn't help sighing: "Since I started working, you are the first person to shake my hand."

Qin Guanhai felt sorry for him, and their forensic doctors also had this problem, so he comforted him as well as himself: "It's good to get used to it, Chinese people are a bit taboo about this, it has been passed down for thousands of years. Customs are not so easy to change."

Ye Tong nodded and said: "Yes, Chinese people do have too much prejudice against our profession. Compared with you, forensic doctors are much better, at least they are respected!"

Qin Guanhai made a gesture of invitation, and took the lead into the restaurant while saying: "Actually, it's not much better. I don't have many friends in reality. Most people do respect our forensic doctors, but it doesn't prevent them from responding."

It was rare to meet half of my peers, and Ye Tong walked into the restaurant, pouring bitter water: "After all, you are much better than us, at least your forensic doctors don't have any taboos about attending wedding banquets and birthday banquets, and I won't wait until I enter the profession." I have never attended anyone's wedding banquet or birthday banquet!"

This can be regarded as the unspoken rules of their career as an embalmer!

In order not to mess with other people's mentality, they set down many unwritten rules for themselves:
Do not participate in weddings, birthdays and weddings of relatives and friends, do not take the initiative to tell others about your occupation, do not hand over business cards, do not shake hands, do not say "hello", "goodbye", "good journey" to visitors, etc.

Many people know the identity of the undertaker and avoid inviting them.

Even if there is an invitation from a friend, the mortician does not want to affect the feelings of the people around the friend and cause trouble to the friend, so he will still politely decline.Some people feel unlucky, if not intimidated, about the job of an undertaker.

After all, the auspicious psychology is very common in our country, and the homonym of Bahe becomes an auspicious number.The job of the mortician is to send people away, so the association is unlucky and goes against the festive atmosphere.

The two of them sat down in the private room, ordered the dishes and waited for the dishes to be served.

Qin Guanhai asked curiously: "Why did you choose the profession of embalmer in the first place?"

Ye Tong smiled wryly and said: "When I was young, I watched a program of an embalmer on TV, and felt that it was a sacred job for people to leave with dignity. Since then, I have volunteered to be an embalmer.

At the beginning, I really didn't expect that this profession is so discriminated against in society. If I knew it at that time, I might not have chosen this profession! "

"It turned out to be a volunteer when I was a child, so it's no wonder!"

Qin Guanhai looked stunned, and then admired: "You are so courageous as a girl, you are really amazing!"

"Courage is also developed. When I first came into contact with a corpse, I was actually very scared. Even though I have been in the industry for a few years, I was so scared that I almost cried."

Thinking of that horrible scene back then, Ye Tong still has lingering fears in his heart and said: "That was when I was putting on makeup for a dead woman, her eyes suddenly opened, her face was hideous, and I was so scared that my legs went weak. Scream out loud."

As an authority in this area, Qin Guanhai smiled calmly and said, "The dead woman should not have died normally, right? She was drowned or died in a car accident or something like that!"

Ye Tong praised: "As expected of a forensic doctor, you know a lot. The dead woman was indeed drowned."

Qin Guanhai said with a smile: "Although the dead who died abnormally have lost signs of life, their body functions can still function as usual. It may be that they touched the nerves of the dead intentionally or unintentionally, which has a lot to do with temperature. Biological It is normal for the dead to open their eyes only when the nerves stimulate the brain."

Ye Tong smiled and said: "I heard about it later, but I didn't understand it at the time. I was really scared that time."

Although it was the first time for the two to meet, because they were both engaged in special occupations, they had a lot of common topics, and there was no strangeness in chatting, as if the two were friends from the beginning.

During the period, the waiter served the dishes, and both of them paused to chat about professional matters.

It wasn't until the waiters had left that they continued to talk about some embarrassing things in their respective careers.

Qin Guanhai said: "Compared to your embalmers, our forensic doctors actually have an embarrassment, that is, every time we dissect a corpse, we will be contaminated with rancid corpse odor, which will not dissipate for several days. No matter how much you scrub it, it doesn't help.

When I first entered the industry, I didn’t have the financial conditions to buy a house or a car, so I took the bus to and from get off work. Every time I got on the bus, the passengers on the bus would wrinkle their noses and stay away from me. That scene was really embarrassing! "

Ye Tong covered his mouth with a smile and said, "We are indeed a little bit better about this. Although we will be contaminated with corpse gas to some extent, it is not as serious as you. But we also have our embarrassment. For example, we are hungry and want to order a takeaway during the night shift. Eat, but when it was said that it was going to be delivered to the funeral parlor, no one took the order!

Once my colleague ordered a meal successfully, but three little brothers came to deliver this takeaway. I was really helpless! "

The two chatted about the dead body while eating. If it was someone else, I'm afraid they would lose their appetite for even the most delicious dishes. However, both of them have worked in their respective industries for many years, and they can eat even next to the dead body, let alone Just talking about it!

Fortunately, Jiang Feng, the matchmaker, was not at the scene. If he sat here to eat and heard the content of the chat between the two, he might not be interested in even delicious food!
The two of them ate for nearly two hours.

At the beginning, the two talked about their respective occupations, and gradually the topic extended to their respective families.

After nearly two hours of communication, both of them have a good impression of each other. Not only are they well-matched, but their careers are also very suitable. It is really difficult to find such a suitable person!

Of course, this is the first time the two have met after all, and no matter how good they are, they will not confess their love immediately.

However, before parting, Qin Guanhai still gave a hint, and asked with a smile on his face: "I have very few friends in reality, can I ask you to have dinner and walk with me after get off work?"

Ye Tong responded with a smile: "Of course, I have fewer friends in reality. I usually stay at home after get off work and don't go anywhere. In my mother's words, it's almost moldy!"

"Then let's meet again tomorrow!"

"Well, make an appointment tomorrow!"

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(End of this chapter)