As a matchmaker, I'm not convinced by anyone

City C, Hunan Province.

After Zhou Haifeng and Fa Xiao Mao Wenjing searched day and night, they finally found a shop that satisfied both of them.

This is a pavement facing the street in an urban village. Opposite the street is the west gate of a residential area. This residential area was developed ten years ago. The current occupancy rate has reached over 98%. The passenger flow brought by these thousands of households is still very huge.

The street frontage of this residential area is full of various shops, including breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper, as well as fruit shops, cake shops, milk tea shops, grocery stores, supermarkets and so on.

There are also 24-hour convenience stores at the east gate of the community.

The reason why Zhou Haifeng and Mao Wenjing liked the street-facing shops in Zhongcheng Village was that on the one hand, the rent here was a little bit cheaper than that in the community; The east gate is stronger.

The two unanimously took a fancy to this shop, so there was nothing to say. They rented it directly, then hired someone to decorate it, and then contacted the source of goods.

Because there is no shortage of funds, and the two brothers also have great enthusiasm for this first venture, in just over half a month, their 24-hour convenience store opened.

It's just started now, and the two are reluctant to hire employees, but take turns to look at the store.

Considering that Zhou Haifeng's image was too scary some time ago, Mao Wenjing volunteered to work the night shift in order to let him have a good rest and recover his damaged body.

Staying up late has always been harmful to the body, but fortunately Mao Wenjing is not stupid. He bought a recliner in the store and prepared a quilt so that he can rest on the recliner when it is late at night.

Anyway, the convenience store is equipped with a door-entry voice prompter. When a customer comes, it will say welcome. The volume is not low enough to wake him up, so that the customer does not know that the customer is coming.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Zhou Haifeng came over to take over and brought Mao Wenjing breakfast.

Mao Wenjing said while having breakfast: "Brother Feng, our convenience store is now on the right track, you can take good care of your body from now on, and after you take care of your body, let's take some time to go to Guangxi Province for happiness." The dating agency invites a matchmaker and finds the famous Master Jiang to find a suitable partner for us."

Mao Wenjing had already told Master Jiang about his experience as a matchmaker, so Zhou Haifeng naturally knew how good this nationally-renowned master matchmaker was.

However, Zhou Haifeng couldn't help but smile wryly when he heard the mention of asking a matchmaker: "Wen Jing, my body has suffered too much damage. I don't think I can see any effect without a year or so of recuperation. And I Now I really don't have any interest in female creatures, if you want to find a partner, you can invite that Master Jiang yourself, and don't count me in."

Mao Wenjing swallowed the steamed stuffed bun in his mouth, and comforted him: "Brother Feng, you should be in the stage of sequelae after watching movies. You should be fine after this period of time. You can't really be single for the rest of your life, right?"

Zhou Haifeng sighed: "I hope so. Anyway, I don't have any interest in women now. I really regret doing that job now. Although I made money, I made myself into such a ghost. It's a big loss." !"

Mao Wenjing took a sip of soy milk and said, "Brother Feng, I can't blame you for this. Who the hell would have thought that the job that would make countless old drivers rob their heads would be like this?"

Zhou Haifeng recalled the excitement and excitement when he successfully applied for the position of Master Huang in Shangjian, and said with emotion: "Now I have a deep understanding of the true meaning of the phrase "There is no free lunch in the world". I can understand that those big companies are not doing charity. If they give such generous treatment, it proves that this position is not so easy to fill.

It’s just that at that time we were all confused by the superficial benefits of this position, and couldn’t see the hidden crisis behind this position. After working for a long time, not only the body will be damaged, but the spirit will also be damaged. Now I see women’s L The body is nauseated, which means that the spirit has been traumatized. "

"Brother Feng, people from a poor family like us, even if they know that this occupation is harmful to their health, they probably won't be able to refuse the generous benefits. We can only say that it's all caused by poverty."

At this point, Mao Wenjing changed the subject and said: "Forget it, things have already happened, and regretting it will not help. The most urgent thing is to find a reliable old Chinese medicine doctor, and slowly make up for the loss of the body!"

Zhou Haifeng nodded and said: "Well, I think the same way, but I don't know where there is a reliable old Chinese doctor. It takes a long time for Chinese medicine to regulate the body. If you don't believe it, it's hard to stick to it. After all, that Chinese medicine is really bad.”

Mao Wenjing said: "I'll find someone to help me find out. Generally, well-known old Chinese medicine practitioners are more reliable."

Zhou Haifeng said: "Okay, go back and rest quickly. When you come over in the afternoon, remember to cut me some pig ears and pig belly from XX's lo mei."

"Understood, then I'll go back!"

"Ok!"

……

"Han Zhu Ge Ge" is a phenomenon-level TV series more than 18 years ago. This TV series has created many popular memes. Among them, the phrase "Your Majesty, do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake [-] years ago" must be familiar to many netizens.

This sentence was quickly played by netizens as a popular meme:
"Author, do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake that year?"

"Well, remember, the technology is good, and the price is fair. Readers say it's good."

Many people don't know that in a public security bureau under the jurisdiction of the provincial capital of Hunan Province, there is a female criminal policeman named Xia Yuhe.

Because of this name, Xia Yuhe has been teased a lot since she was a child, and she can't do anything about it. Who told her mother to be a loyal audience of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge"!
And she was born when "Han Zhu Ge Ge" became popular all over the country, and then her mother with a strange brain circuit put the name Xia Yuhe on her.

Although this name gave Xia Yuhe a lot of trouble, it also brought her a lot of benefits. For example, her name is naturally topical, and when dealing with strangers, many topics can be extended from this name.

Today, after Xia Yuhe finished handling the case at hand, she took a leave of absence from the leader and planned to go back to visit her parents.She has been busy with work during this period, and has not been back to see her parents for two or three months, and her parents have already expressed their opinions.

As soon as she got on a scooter she bought, Xia Yuhe's cell phone rang. She picked up the cell phone and glanced at it, then connected the phone and said, "Hi, hello!"

"Hello, is this Officer Xia?" A nice male voice came from the phone.

"It's me, who are you?" Xia Yuhe asked.

"Return to Police Officer Xia, my name is Jiang Feng, and I'm a matchmaker from Xingfu Marriage Agency. I heard that you don't have a boyfriend yet, Officer Xia. I have an excellent partner here that I want to introduce to you. I wonder if you are interested in this, Officer Xia? Is it convenient for Fang to talk to me?"

Xia Yuhe has been a criminal policeman for several years, and has been fighting on the front line of criminal investigation. She is fighting wits and courage with criminals every day. When she encounters anything that does not conform to common sense, she will inevitably have to think too much.

Now that the guy who called said he wanted to introduce someone to her, Xia Yuhe felt that his actions were suspicious. In order to find out what kind of medicine was sold in the "matchmaker"'s gourd, she said calmly, "It's convenient." , I happen to have time now, I wonder where you want to meet Jiang Matchmaker?"

Jiang Feng smiled and said, "Officer Xia, I'm at the door of the lottery shop next to your XX Public Security Bureau. I don't know where you are, Officer Xia?"

Xia Yuhe didn't talk nonsense, and said directly: "Then just wait for me, I will be right there."

……

In less than a minute, Xia Yuhe drove to the entrance of the lottery shop.

At a glance, she saw Jiang Feng standing at the door of the lottery shop.

No way, no matter men or women, having good looks will become the focus of everyone's attention. With Jiang Feng's looks, it is difficult for others to notice him standing there.

Xia Yuhe lowered the car window, and Jiang Feng came over to say hello, "Officer Xia."

As soon as Jiang Feng opened his mouth, Xia Yuhe recognized that this handsome guy was the Jiang matchmaker who called her just now and said he would introduce her to someone.

"Are you Jiang's matchmaker?"

"Yes."

At this moment, Xia Yuhe knew that she must have been wrong in her suspicions. The handsome guy in front of her didn't look like a criminal in any way.

So, did the other party really come as a matchmaker for her?

Xia Yuhe thought so in her heart, but her reaction was not slow, and she greeted directly: "Matchmaker Jiang, get in the car, I will take you to a convenient place to talk."

Jiang Feng nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll trouble Officer Xia!"

……

Ten minutes later, the two came to the riverside with a wide view.

Looking at the slowly flowing river in the distance, Xia Yuhe asked: "Matchmaker Jiang, did you hear that I don't have a boyfriend, and then came to introduce someone to me?"

Jiang Feng smiled and said, "It doesn't matter who told me what is important, Officer Xia, you are indeed single, and I happen to have a suitable partner for you here."

Xia Yuhe asked curiously: "Jiang Matchmaker, from your tone, the person you want to introduce to me seems to be in good condition?"

Jiang Feng nodded and said, "His conditions are indeed good, shall I introduce you?"

"Okay, let me introduce you!"

Although Xia Yuhe had no idea of ​​going on a blind date, since they all chose to meet this matchmaker, they naturally wouldn't withdraw without even listening to his introduction, that would be too uneducated.

Jiang Feng asked: "Officer Xia, you have worked in Star City for several years, you should know about XX Group, right?"

Xia Yuhe said: "XX Group is a well-known local enterprise, of course I know it."

Jiang Feng smiled and said, "The person I want to introduce to you, Officer Xia, is Mr. Ke of XX Group. He is the only son of Chairman Ke of XX Group. I won't go into details about it. Officer Xia, you should find out.

Mr. Ke is outstanding both personally and from his family background, and Police Officer Xia, you have outstanding personal abilities, and your family background is comparable to that of Mr. Ke. Moreover, the two of you have similar personalities, which can be said to be a natural match. "

Xia Yuhe was really surprised when she heard the words. She came to Xingcheng as a criminal police officer after graduating from the Public Security University. She has been working in the front line of criminal investigation for several years. She has never mentioned her family background in front of others. Even her colleagues in the bureau don't know her. In fact, it is a Bai Fumei.

As a result, the Jiang matchmaker in front of her seemed to know her family background like the back of his hand, so how could she not be surprised?

"Matchmaker Jiang, I'm really curious. Few people in Star City know about my family background. Where did you know about it?" Xia Yuhe couldn't help asking.

Jiang Feng said with a smile: "Officer Xia, I didn't want to talk about metaphysics in front of you people's police, but if I don't say it, I'm afraid you will think too much, so just tell me frankly!
I have a nickname on the Internet called Master Jiang, you can check my profile on the Internet, after you read it, you should understand why I know your family background. "

Hearing the words "Master Jiang", Xia Yuhe couldn't help but widen her eyes, and said in surprise, "So you are the Master Jiang who has tens of millions of fans online?"

Jiang Feng said with a smile: "Officer Xia has heard of me?"

Xia Yuhe nodded, and said with emotion: "I heard colleagues mention you at the beginning of the year, but at that time I was busy with an important case, and I was focused on solving the case.

In addition, I didn't want to get married so early, so I didn't go to you to introduce someone. I didn't expect that after half a year, Master Jiang came to you by yourself! "

Jiang Feng smiled and said, "This is fate. You can't even hide from fate when it comes."

Xia Yuhe smiled and said: "Okay, just because of your reputation as a matchmaker, Master Jiang, I will also treat this marriage with caution. I will investigate the Mr. Ke you introduced to me later. If it meets my requirements for choosing a spouse , Master Jiang, please arrange for us to meet again."

Although the name of Master Jiang is a guarantee of credibility, Xia Yuhe still believes in the information she has investigated out of professional habits.

Jiang Feng said with a smile: "No problem, then I will wait for your call from Officer Xia."

After finishing the business, Xia Yuhe took out his mobile phone to check the time, and said, "Master Jiang, I will go back to Hubei Province later, I will take you where you are going!"

Jiang Feng waved his hand and said, "Officer Xia, go back quickly. I'll stay here to see Jiang Jing for a while, so don't worry about me."

"Master Jiang, you don't have to be polite to me, sending you off won't delay me much time."

"Officer Xia, I'm really not being polite. Although I have been to Hunan Province several times, this is the first time I have enjoyed the scenery of the Xiangjiang River. Besides, no matter where I want to go, it is very convenient to call an online car-hailing car."

"Okay, since that's the case, I'll go first."

"Well, goodbye Officer Xia!"

"goodbye!"

Watching Xia Yuhe drive away, Jiang Feng thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone and called that Ms. Tong Lisha.

As soon as the phone was connected, Tong Lisha greeted warmly: "Master Jiang."

Jiang Feng was really moved when he thought of the scene when he called Tong Lisha for the first time.