Dayan Fifty Dao

Chapter 9 Absurd
The fat old man frowned, and then wrinkled again. He never thought that the prince of Huainan was such an absurd person, so he just asked for a few things. Regardless of the occasion, it really confused him.

But when he finally opened his mouth, he had to order someone to do it. When he walked to the front hall, he paced back and forth in the hall, even he himself was embarrassed to speak. Finally he opened his mouth: "Go, go, go and call me the top names of those brothels."

When the county magistrate heard it, he thought he heard it wrong, looked at the fat old man in a daze, and asked doubtfully, "Here?"

The fat man kicked him angrily: "It's here, what's the matter? Is there a problem?"

The county magistrate naturally didn't dare to say that there was a problem, but there was indeed a problem, which was too absurd, but he had no choice but to follow suit. After a while, the small dark prison was already brightly lit, and there was a crowd of hawks and swallows at the door, Playing and singing hard there.

Inside, Xiao Ling'er and Li Ling were both leaning against the wall, each with a straw in their mouths, looking at the respectfully standing in a row, as if they were mourning in a mourning hall.But little Ling'er looked at Li Ling with great interest and said, "Which one do you think looks better?"

Li Ling had never seen this scene before, and he was extremely conflicted in his heart. He turned his face to Xiao Ling'er and said, "A group of vulgar fans, what's so good about it?"

As soon as these words came out, little Ling'er immediately stood up and yelled at the fat old man who was not far away: "Go, go, where are you going to find a group of vulgar fans, isn't there any good-looking one in Liangzhou? Get out, get out."

His roar frightened these women, all of them turned pale and lost all their beauty after being frightened.The fat master had no choice but to drive them away, and changed several dials in a row, which really broke him.

The fat old man was helpless, and whispered to the county magistrate: "Do you want to invite that person to come out?"

The county magistrate frowned a little, and said in a low voice, "My lord, she is not cheap."

"Go, go, I'll let you do something, you can bargain for me, whether it's cheap or not, call her over."

The county magistrate walked out with a bitter face. The fat old man stood on the steps. He didn't know how to go in or not. He didn't know what to do.

At this moment, he thought that it would be great if Wang Shiwu was here. After all, he did more than himself in the matter of finding flowers and willows.At this time, he made up his mind and prepared to ask someone to find Wang Shiwu.

But Wang Shiwu really couldn't get away for a while, and his servants came to report that the prince of Huainan wanted to find a girl, so the word naturally reached the ears of the gray-haired man who was sitting on the grand master's chair with his eyes closed and resting.

The man was very strange, his cheeks were tender, but his hair was gray and he had no beard. He looked like a woman, but looking at his clothes, he looked like a man. After the servant left, the man suddenly opened his eyes and asked: "That man Does it mean that Li Ling is looking for a girl?"

Wang Shiwu hurriedly bent down and replied with a straight eyebrow: "Yes, I will report it to you, it is indeed so."

At this time, the man nodded and said meaningfully: "In the prison of your prefectural and county government?"

Wang Shiwu nodded: "Indeed."

At this time, the man smiled: "It's strange. It is said that Li Ling, the eldest son, is knowledgeable in books and etiquette, and has a gentle manner. How could he do such absurd thing? It seems that the rumors are all false. This kid is also a man of good morals."

Wang Shiwu hurriedly responded: "That's right, his book boy is so domineering, he made a big fuss and even beat people, it's really rampant."

The strange man smiled: "Of course I understand. At home, the King of Huainan is in charge, and he dare not act presumptuously. Now that he has come out, his true colors are revealed. Okay, okay, Sajia really thinks that he is a great person, I never thought that I would be an idiot who can't afford to support me, and I think the good reputation that King Huainan has worked so hard to build over the years will be ruined in one fell swoop."

Wang Shiwu hurriedly lowered his head and asked, "Then what should we do?"

The man smiled: "If he wants it, give it to him. Don't forget, give him the best. There are many brothels here, so find the most famous one for him. After all, he is young and frivolous, and he can't escape this gentle place. "

Wang Shiwu got the order, and hurriedly prepared to do it, but was stopped by the man again, and said to him: "Wait, he may not like this ordinary girl. I heard that Miss Yangliu is in Liangzhou, and everyone said that Miss Yangliu's pair of hooks In human eyes, even gods lose their souls, so go and send Miss Yangliu there, and don't forget to send the bill to the Huainan Palace."

Wang Shiwu was taken aback for a moment: "Isn't that person going to be killed?"

The strange man smiled: "This kind of wimp, why kill him?"

Wang Shiwu hurriedly received the order and prepared to do it, but the man stopped him again and said to him: "Wait, remember, you didn't see me today, and I don't know you. Waiting for the storm to pass, naturally you won't I have treated you badly."

When Wang Shiwu heard it, he was so happy, he went straight to Wanxian Tower happily, and spent 1 taels of white money to carry Miss Yangliu out of Wanxian Tower.The scene was a sensation.

Liangzhou is not desolate, on the contrary, it is very lively. The people coming and going are all guessing, whose family's swinger is so generous, and dares to invite Miss Yangliu out of Wanxian Tower, which really raises the level of prodigal.

Following the bridal sedan chair, I saw Miss Yangliu enter the county government office. Now those people are talking about it, if she enters other courtyard mansions, it's no problem, this good-looking oiran was paid to send to the county government office. , this is really unreasonable, since Pangu opened the sky, tens of thousands of years.But I haven't heard that the county government spends money to hire people.

Naturally, those good people surrounded the county government. Naturally, there were local gentry and famous scholars among them. This made them blind, and went straight to the lobby of the county government to ask for clarification.

The county magistrate did not shy away from it, so he made it clear that he had mistakenly arrested the prince of Huainan. Those scholars and squires were furious one by one, which naturally alarmed the local censor, and the impeachment documents arrived in the capital in eight hundred miles in a hurry. On the emperor's desk.

Looking at the decent description, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He just wanted to order someone to secretly observe Li Ling's behavior, when this incident happened, even he himself felt his face was hot.

He did not hesitate to issue the imperial decree and sent it to the Huainan Prince's Mansion. The Huainan King knew that the imperial decree had arrived just after he came back from Bagong Mountain. He scolded: "Well, Li Mao, I really don't know what is good or bad, brother Wei just thought about your great responsibility, and you sent him this good son.

Absurd, really absurd, extremely absurd.You have lost our royal face, you ask yourself, can you be worthy of the ancestors, Gaozu, if Xuanzong knew about it, he would definitely beat you, and it would not be too much to drive you out of the royal tomb
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