How is the master of the world made

Chapter 3 The Crazy Uncle in Fengyu Town (Please recommend)
Qinyang Village, Fengyu Town, a small and not-so-rich village on the outskirts of Xianyang, experienced a strange event today!

A group of people from other villages drove 5 small cars.I came here to understand and see the fools who have been stupid for decades!Among them was a rich man with a swollen face on one side, holding a large pile of money, who would give money to anyone who talked about that fool who had been stupid for decades!
It's really strange that things happen every year, especially this year!But, who doesn't want the money picked up for nothing, who cares what he does.No one expected that a fool who has been stupid for decades can bring extra benefits to the villagers!

I knew it earlier!You should have treated him better in the first place!Maybe you can get some more money!It's good now, that old widow Wang Guifang got the most!No way, who told Old Widow Wang to feed that fool!
"Just fucking know how to beat a swollen face to look fat, no, I don't think he's used to it, so go beat him up again!" Lu Mengmeng said with a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth, and then dropped the dog's tail grass to go to Liu Tianqi!

"Puff! You'd better rest, there are fools who are willing to pay, and the matter will be over soon!" Tiaotiao couldn't help laughing, and quickly grabbed Lu Mengmeng!

"Puff, you didn't hit this, you blame someone else!" Bai Lian also laughed!

"I didn't do this to vent my anger on Tiao Tiao!" Lu Mengmeng said!

"You call me a dog! Hey! That's a hard-working kid. He was cute when he was young. He was also good-looking and hardworking. The folks and elders would rush to do whatever they wanted! If it weren't for that time Goudan’s father is poor and has no money, so there are piles of matchmakers for him! Me, Goudan’s last relative, if I don’t look at him, I’m afraid I’ll freeze to death and starve to death Ge! I will help you to watch these two years! When I die in two years, I’ll give it to you! Come and see me!” Widow Wang said, gesticulating with her hands and feet non-stop!

"Yeah! Grandma, a kind-hearted person like you will definitely be rewarded and live a long life!" Nini said with a smile!

"Hey! Girl, you are the only one who can say this because you are good-looking. My old lady knows me by herself. It has not been a few years! Give it when the time comes! It's just the fate of the dog!" Widow Wang keep talking!

"No, no, that mother-in-law! Do you know how Uncle Goudan went crazy? Where did Uncle Goudan's family members go? And where is Uncle Goudan now?" Nini continued to ask !
"Dog Dan! You are also a poor baby! Decades ago! It seems to be 30 years ago, I can't remember clearly! I don't know which gods I offended! Did Goudan dig the ground! Well planed, all at once, run back! Tell Goudan Dad where is the flat on the north slope? !"

"God's father, he's an honest farmer too! I heard that there are thieves digging graves, so I have to get more! If this disturbs the ancestors, they will have their backs rubbed! Even if the ancestors don't care about stepping, In the village, you can’t hold your head up for the rest of your life! Maybe after a hundred years, you will be scolded for being unfilial if you go down! So I arranged for Goudan to go to the north slope to stare at me. Run to the county seat!"

"Wait for the son of a bitch! Bring the police from the county to Lemai, and call our villagers! It is said that there are more than a dozen thieves digging our ancestors' graves with explosives in Baipo! At first, everyone didn't believe it. Yes! The north slope is full of Pingbaba, where is the grave? The old man passed away! It was buried there! But seeing the big battle of Goudan Dad, It doesn't look like it's a joke! So let's cut it together and see!"

"Who knows! When we cut to that point, what kind of thieves, what kind of explosives, and more than a dozen people! Nothing! The underground over there is also very good! Where is the hole that was blasted! But what! I don’t know if the dog is yelling! I keep drooling where. I don’t have anything to say about Aunt Liu, every day! At first, I thought he was calling me! Who knows that he said this to everyone !"

"That's why the dog's egg is so loud! We really don't know, but which gods were offended when we were digging the ground! It's strange to say, since then, wow! Even the insects and ants on the north slope I didn’t get one! I thought I didn’t get any bugs and ants! The crops are growing well, but I don’t know that the crops can’t grow, and it’s not just the crops, there’s not even a single tree over there! Now it’s all bare!”

"As for Goudan's family members! Except for me, everyone died! His mother died when he was born! Goudan's father, it was Goudan's grandfather who picked it up to feed! How long will it take for Goudan's father to get sick and die? I'm the only one who's still alive! It won't be a few days! I'm Goudan's sixth aunt!"

"As for Goudan, since he was a fool, he looked at Beipoga at the north entrance of the village when he had nothing to do, and muttered: 'Aunt Liu, every day is' here! I muttered late all day, except for eating and sleeping! I was always muttering there! "Widow Wang is thirsty at this point!Drink some water!

"Did Grandma Goudan tell you the names of those tomb robbers?" It turned out that it was Bai Lian who came over and asked!

"Ah? There are no tomb robbers! There is no grave over there! But Dad Goudan seems to have mentioned something, I think about it! It's too long ago, I can't remember it! It seems to say that there is a man named Brother Tian It’s or something! I can’t remember…” Widow Wang hasn’t finished yet!

"Go, go find Goudan!" Bai Lian ran to the north of the village after finishing speaking!

"Go find Goudan!" Gao Tiaotiao's eyes lit up at this moment, and he ran after Bai Lian!

"Hey! I said you two are just joining in the fun! Wait for me!" Lu Mengmeng didn't know why they ran away, anyway, the tacit understanding they had cultivated since childhood told him, don't worry about what to follow!
Hula la!The classmates next to him also ran over, only Zhao Xiaoming was waiting here!Liu Tianqi looked at the classmates who ran away, and pulled Zhao Xiaoming to follow!
"Hey! Wait! Young man, didn't you say you were rich? Where's the money?" Widow Wang suddenly grabbed Liu Tianqi and refused to let him go!

"You dirty old woman, what are you talking about! That idiot doesn't even know how stupid he is! Who knows if what you said is true or not! You still want money, are you stupid or do you think I'm stupid?" Liu Tianqi looked at gradually The classmate who ran away said!
"Oh! Why are you like this? Everything I said is true! There is no one in the village who knows better than me! I don't care, anyway, my old lady has a poor life. If you don't give it to me, I won't let you go. ! Or you kill me! Anyway, you don’t want to leave if you don’t have a thousand or eight hundred dollars!” Saying that, the old widow Wang was about to play tricks!

"Hey, it's really unlucky to meet a damn old woman!" Liu Tianqi left 800 yuan and chased after his classmates.

"Brother Tian, ​​wait for me! Wait for me!" Zhao Xiaoming chased after him!
"Huh, huh, huh!" Even though he was running out of breath, Bai Lian still ran desperately, because he himself has a special liking for suspenseful and strange things!And from what the grandmother said, Uncle Goudan's madness is too strange.But everything is still confused by Pu Shu before Goudan confirms!

In contrast, Gao Jump jumped, and I also thought of this. After all, the self-proclaimed wise man is not in vain, but when people pay special attention to things, they always find out the fastest, so he is half a beat behind Bai Lian!Because it was just a surprise, he jumped from a high jump to a lifeless run, and was caught up by Lu Mengmeng in a short while!This is normal!After all, even if you jump high and run desperately, you can't beat Lu Mengmeng who is like a gust of wind!
"What's the matter? You suddenly became interested in that idiot uncle?" Lu Mengmeng, not only not tired, but also free to focus on other things!Like talking without panting!

"Wait, whoop... you'll know!" Running is still not suitable for wise men!Can't compare with a reckless man!
Bai Lian finally saw the dog egg at the north entrance of the village, and her speed slowed down instead. After all, the sparrow was in the nest, so he was not afraid of him running away!Bai Lian walked over slowly, and at that moment, Goudan also turned his head, glanced at Bai Lian, then turned to continue looking at the north, and said from time to time: "Aunt Liu, Tian Tian is!"

Bai Lian walked up to Goudan and looked at the extremely sloppy uncle in front of her, who seemed to be rolled out of a garbage dump, her eyes were full of sympathy when she wanted to ask a question!
"Uncle Goudan, can you hear me? Uncle Goudan." Bai Lian looked at Goudan and said carefully!But Goudan didn't seem to hear it, or he did!He didn't want to answer, or he was stupid like the legend, and couldn't tell who was right!

"I have to say this person's look, you don't even need makeup to play the old gang leader Hong!" Hearing this voice, he knew who it was. Gao Tiaotiao and Lu Mengmeng finally arrived!After a while, He Meimei and Yinini also arrived with their classmates!Goudan also turned to look at them!The difference is that he looked at He Meimei and said: God!

Everyone tried to talk to Uncle Goudan, but they didn't get an answer!For a group of upcoming sophomores!How to communicate with a fool with a neurological disorder is really a difficult problem!Even if there is such an existence as the Iron Triangle, and the two beauties of the courtyard flower level, it's the same!
"I have read in books that when people are stimulated by major adverse events, their nervous function will be disturbed, and in mild cases, they will suffer from insomnia and anxiety. Especially timid people are prone to excessive stimulation after being frightened It can lead to mental disorders. The possibility is very high. After being frightened, the brain function will indeed lead to disorder, and mental abnormalities will appear at the same time! Suppose Uncle Goudan saw something bad that caused him to be frightened Mental illness caused by overuse! Then we need to follow his train of thought to see if we can communicate with him!"

Bai Lian said!I have to say that if you read more weird books, you can always find weird solutions to problems!So it is true that knowledge can change destiny!

(End of this chapter)