I really just want to make money

In just a few minutes of waiting for the milk tea, Cheng Lu and Lan Ruoxi had already completed the preliminary test.

Cheng Lu truthfully reported her family background, while Lan Ruoxi was rather vague, saying that her parents were civil servants.

Indeed, even the president is called a civil servant, there is nothing wrong with it...

From this point of view, Li Yu also discovered that Cheng Lu, who looks charming and shrewd on the surface, is actually big-chested and brainless, while Lan Ruoxi, who looks cute and cute, is actually a little witty ghost.

A few minutes later, two cups of poplar twig sweet milk tea were ready, and Cheng Lu's eyes suddenly changed when he saw that the two were still drinking the same milk tea.

The lonely men and widows in the dessert shop are very imaginative, but now they are drinking the same milk tea, this...

Cheng Lu bit her lip, an inexplicable discomfort and depression made her breathless, and a mist rose in her eyes, as if water droplets would condense in the next moment.

Seeing the change in Cheng Lu's expression, Lan Ruoxi rolled her big eyes and suddenly smiled sweetly at Li Yu.

"Brother Li Yu, let's go to the movies later, shall we?"

Damn, even my brother called me!

If you don't brake, it won't be far to call Dad...

Li Yu quickly waved his hand, "I don't want to watch it, I just watched the last two movies, and I have something to do tonight."

"Ah? Didn't we only watch "101 Proposals" and haven't watched "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons"..." Lan Ruoxi pouted and said dissatisfiedly, but she looked at Cheng Lu provocatively with her small eyes.

Lan Ruoxi always thought that Li Yu was single, but she didn't expect that there was such a beautiful woman beside her, the key is her figure.

If you don't hurry up at this time, you will be in danger.

Li Yu was a little helpless, he pulled Cheng Lu over just to have a little ambiguity, so that Lan Ruoxi retreated, but unexpectedly, it had the exact opposite effect.

After all, he still couldn't understand the brain circuit of the female driver in Wangwen, and things were developing in a derailed direction...

At the critical moment, Li Yu gritted his teeth and said decisively:

"Well, I actually made an appointment with Miss Xiaolu to watch "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" today."

Cheng Lu was still immersed in her inexplicable sadness, when she suddenly heard Li Yu's words, she froze, wondering when she and Li Yu made an appointment to watch a movie.

She looked at Li Yu, and was about to say something, but she saw Li Yu winking at her.

Well, the transmission of specific information must have failed, but Cheng Lu understood Li Yu's general meaning...

"Are you really thinking too much? They haven't..."

In an instant, Cheng Lu suddenly felt that the depression in her heart was swept away, and the world seemed to be bright again.

The ups and downs of mood made Cheng Lu deeply feel the happiness regained after loss for the first time.

Is this what it feels like to love someone?

As an older woman who has never been in love, Cheng Lu's relationship experience value, which has been zero, began to rise gradually.

A charming and charming smile bloomed on her face, the corners of her mouth were raised, and the strong smell of Yujie was released in an instant.

"That's right, Brother Xiaoyu, the movie will start soon, let's hurry over there."

"Sister Ruoxi, brother Xiaoyu and I have an appointment today, if you want to watch it, you have to wait until next time..."

I'll go, the face-changing came so unexpectedly, Li Yu almost dodged his waist.

Women are born actors.

For this short performance, I would be sorry for the audience if I didn't give an Oscar statuette.

Lan Ruoxi stared blankly at Cheng Lu, who was full of royal sister, with that sexy face and heavy fruit, little sister Lan Ruoxi was suppressed in an instant.

Seeing this, Li Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He was really afraid that he would be fooled by Lan Ruoxi if he was not careful.

It's okay to be fooled, but it's troublesome to go to bed.

If you don't go now, when will you wait?
"Yes, yes, the time is up soon, Miss Xiaolu, let's go."

"Student Xiaolan, hurry up and go back to code, and strive to explode 2 words today..." Li Yu made a cheering gesture.

Seeing the backs of Li Yu and Cheng Lu disappearing quickly, Lan Ruoxi's cheeks puffed up, and she gritted her teeth and said angrily:
"Blast your sister!"

Lan Ruoxi was in a bad mood to see the handsome guy who was thinking about being poached by the vixen.

You took her to a romantic life, but left me alone in the empty boudoir.

Xiaolan wrote a poem out of feeling:
"Not just to eat"

Author: Lan Qianqian

when lonely

Undoubtedly

best in the world
one is not enough
two half full

three just right

I would like to send this poem to Xibei Qianqian, who has a legal procedure. Congratulations on the addition of a lonely female author to a certain association, and I wish it will explode soon.

……

After walking all the way to the cinema, Li Yu patted his chest with lingering fear.

"It's so dangerous, so fortunate to have met you, Miss Xiaolu, otherwise I would be in trouble..."

Cheng Lu has already reflected it at this time, and she has become Li Yu's shield!
This is really a turn of events. When she used Li Yu as a shield to deal with Shi Xiaolong, she never thought that she would become Li Yu's shield one day.

However, Cheng Lu was very puzzled, the girl was so cute, Li Yu actually wanted to run away?

"Well, don't you like cute ones?"

Cheng Lu asked with some expectation.

If Li Yu really doesn't like cute girls, then he...

Cheng Lu's little heart suddenly jumped, and the two mountains felt a little unstoppable.

Hearing Cheng Lu's question, Li Yu suddenly became alert.

Fuck, I wouldn't just get out of the wolves and then fall into the tiger's den, right?
Li Yu really regretted it, he really shouldn't spend money on appearance.

Everyone in the world says that men are animals that think from the lower body, but they don't know that women are also animals that look at faces.

In the future, if you earn money by fishing, you must spend the money on your time and body. Happiness is your own, and your appearance is for others to see.

And this thing is too risky, I have to wear a mask when I go out in the future...

Alert in his heart, Li Yu quickly denied:

"No, I still like the cute and cute type."

Cheng Lu? ? ?

Isn't it said that men like sweet words? Why do all I hear are honest words?

The second time I watched "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons", and made up for my childhood again, but Li Yu had no interest in continuing to watch. When he closed his eyes, he fell asleep directly.

Cheng Lu: "..."

Grass!
I really use my old lady as a shield!
……

As a good young man in the new era, Qi Hu has always liked to consume ahead of schedule.

After threatening Zhang Bo, regardless of whether he got the 2000 yuan reward or not, he found two good sisters in a certain clubhouse to learn martial arts that night, so that he didn't get out of bed the next morning.

In the afternoon, Qi Hu was revived again with full blood, and the first thing he did was to go to a cup of milk tea shop to check his results.

Standing five meters away, Qi Hu stared at the roll-up poster still standing in front of the milk tea shop, dazed.

"Still doing activities?"

Qi Hu began to wonder if the color of the little piggy Peppa on his neck had faded, otherwise why couldn't even a small boss of a milk tea shop deter him?
"Hehe, it's very good, it seems that it won't work if you don't show some color."

Qi Hu is not a person who likes to talk, he prefers to speak with actions.

Don't look at him as a boss on the surface, but in fact he is just someone else's pony, standing in front to hide his eyes and ears.

As a horse boy, the income is naturally not enough to spend, so 2000 yuan for running errands is still very attractive to him...

That night, I stayed up until one o'clock in the morning.

When the whole street was proofreading, Qi Hu rode a battery scooter and splashed a bottle of red paint on the glass door of a cup of milk tea shop.

"Hey, it cost another ten yuan to buy paint, but the craftsmanship is still there, hehe..."

Standing at the door of a cup of milk tea shop, Qi Hu admired his graffiti with satisfaction, and did not forget to take a selfie.

eggplant……

Early in the morning, Zhang Bo and Li Tie were summoned to the store by a phone call from the clerk.

The Huizhou Agricultural University store happened to be joined by Li Tie.

Looking at a piece of red paint on the glass door, a lifelike long-nosed pig was painted in the middle.

At this time, Li Tie's face was really black and turned into a piece of iron.

This milk tea shop carries all Li Tie's expectations for the future, especially the booming business in the past few days since its opening. He is already planning to transfer the barbecue stall...

This is not paint in front of him, but the enemy who wants to break his future life and death!

"Boge, do you know who did this?!"

Zhang Bo was staring at Peppa Pig on the glass door, his head was a little confused, and he nodded subconsciously when he heard Li Tie's question.

"Well, this is..."

The second half of Zhang Bo's sentence suddenly stopped, because he clearly saw something called madness in Li Tie's eyes.

At the critical moment, Zhang Bo suddenly calmed down.

"Hey, Li Tie, don't mess around. It's just a trivial matter. Let's discuss it with Lao Li before deciding how to deal with it."

"Little Ma, hurry up and find a cleaner to wash off the paint, don't affect the normal business today."

"Don't be nervous, everyone. We will take care of this matter. It is safe to operate during the daytime. Don't worry..."

To appease the emotions of several shop assistants, Zhang Bo took Li Tie and went straight to Moyu Technology Company.

Looking at the photos taken by Zhang Bo's mobile phone, the corners of Li Yu's mouth couldn't help twitching.

Grass!
It's the first time I've met such a crazy person when I grow up so big, I splash paint and paint, and I even draw a Peppa Pig!
Li Yu has already decided that tonight he must draw a piggy page on the other party's face.

"Lao Li, I didn't expect this Qi Hu to dare to do anything. What should we do now?"

Before Li Yu could speak, Li Tie spoke first.

"Since I know it's what I said, what else is there to say? I'll smash his shop tonight!"

Uh, you and Qi Hu are really heroes who see the same thing.

Li Yu looked at Li Tie speechlessly.

"Xiao Tie, you have to remember that now is a society ruled by law, we are all good citizens, we must learn to use legal means to protect our rights..."

Li Tie knew that his eldest brother knew the police, so he asked expectantly:

"This... shall we call the police?"

Li Yu laughed.

"People are just splashing paint, what's the use of calling the police? If you want to make this kind of bastard suffer, you have to teach him a lesson he will never forget."

"Come on, brother will teach you how to use legal means to protect your rights..."

After getting the information about the future, Li Yu was not idle all day. He carefully studied the criteria for judging "justifiable self-defense", and carefully designed a set of martial arts moves for Boss Peppa Pig.

After Zhang Bo and Li Tie heard Li Yu's plan, they immediately felt chills in their backs.

"Brother, you are indeed a good citizen!"

"Hooligans are not to be feared, but they are cultured!"

"Get out! For you, I really broke my heart..."

The three of them were plotting, when a playful voice suddenly sounded from behind.

"Huh? Brother Li Yu, what are you whispering about?"

"..."

……

Qi Hu couldn't take it anymore after staying up all night. At noon the next day, he lurked again near a cup of milk tea shop, wanting to see if the boss had given up.

In the end, Qi Hu was very disappointed. The paint on the glass door of the cup of milk tea shop had long since disappeared. If it weren't for the photo in his mobile phone to prove it, he would have thought he was dreaming last night!

Not only is the paint gone, but the event posters in front of the milk tea shop are still standing there and fluttering in the wind, as if laughing at his incompetence...

Qi Hu was completely furious!

This is no longer a question of robbing business, this is provoking his piggy Peggy's status in the arena within a radius of 50 meters from Huizhou Agricultural University!
At this time, the boss behind him ordered him to keep a low profile, and he had long since forgotten about it.

Qi Hu was very angry, and the consequences were serious. He immediately made an appointment with his two good brothers.

Beer kebabs, plus a one-stop service after everything is done.

Drinking until midnight, the night was quiet, there were no people on the street, only an occasional car speeding past.

A few people staggered to the door of a cup of milk tea shop, picked up the steel pipes prepared in advance, and following Qi Hu's greeting, the three of them smashed at the glass door of the milk tea shop.

boom!
Boom!

"Grass! Why is this glass door so hard?"

"Hahaha, your feet are weak, okay, can you do it, if you can't, let it go..."

"Get out! Later, I will find a woman to fight for [-] rounds, so that you can see how powerful I am!"

"..."

The three of them were so happy that they didn't notice that behind a tree across the road, a few people were sneaking their heads around.

"My God, someone is smashing the store!"

"Hurry up and take a picture, and call the police later."

"Don't talk, I'm filming now..."

After speaking with Li Yu, Lan Ruoxi's face flushed with excitement, and her hands trembled slightly while holding the phone.

So exciting!
As a girl who is cute and quiet on the surface, but actually very yellow and violent, Lan Ruoxi said that she really learned a lot tonight.

Not only can I see the gangster smashing the store on the spot, but I can also watch a wonderful martial arts movie later, I am so happy...

There were two people standing beside Lan Ruoxi.

Seeing Li Yu still standing there motionless, Li Tie finally couldn't bear the pain.

"Brother, is it okay? Let them smash it down, and we won't be able to open business tomorrow."

Watching his milk tea shop being smashed by gangsters, Li Tie's heart is still bleeding even though he knows that he can get compensation afterwards!
"Don't worry, these soft-legged shrimps are too rubbish, and the glass door has not been smashed yet, wait..."

After waiting for more than ten seconds, Li Yu sent Zhang Bo a WeChat message after seeing that it was almost done.

Then Lan Ruoxi saw a wretched figure appear in the camera.

The figure pointed at the three punks who did not know what they were talking about, and then saw the three punks approaching the figure with steel pipes.

The little gangster made a move, and the figures began to flee in all directions.

Li Yu was very much like the general who commanded the siege in ancient times. With a wave of his right hand, he saw Li Tie rushing into the crowd with a long wooden stick, chopping melons and vegetables.

The video recorded by the mobile phone stopped abruptly, and the next content was not recorded.

Because what follows is the really red and violent fight scene...

The three soft-footed shrimps whose legs were weak after drinking and had just undergone physical exercise met Li Tie, who was waiting for work with ease, and his anger value increased by 120% of his combat power, and Zhang Bo, who assisted and cheered.

The fight turned into a gang fight from the very beginning.

A group beat up three.

Ten minutes later, the police car arrived late.

Li Tie was already tired, and was sitting on the ground gasping for breath. He had exerted too much force just now, and his wrist was a little strained. He probably had to rest for a few days before he could get out of the stall.

Zhang Bo took the initiative to take the stick and acted as a temporary guard.

As for Li Yu and Lan Ruoxi, they stood aside and watched the excitement.

On the ground, Qi Hu and his two brothers were hugging their heads together and shivering, screaming for mercy with snot and tears.

A few righteous people JC got on and off the police car.

Hu Chengyun also frowned when he saw the scene in front of him. Just now he received a call from someone, saying that some gangsters were smashing up other people's stores and beating people with steel pipes.

Director Hu, who happened to be on duty, was very angry about this kind of incident in the jurisdiction, so he personally led the backbone elites to the scene.

I thought I would have to shout a few words "don't move", but found that the two sides had already stopped moving
"Which one of you called the police?" Director Hu looked at Zhang Bo and the others.

Zhang Bo quickly threw the stick, then smiled and said:

"Comrade JC, don't know how to call him? My name is Zhang Bo, and I'm the owner of this store."

Director Hu looked at Zhang Bo and found that he had no signs of fighting except his clothes were disheveled, so he nodded and said:

"I am Hu Chengyun, director of the police station in this area."

"Hello, Director Hu! You came so timely! Thank you for protecting my life and property, and not letting these criminals succeed!"

Director Hu looked at the few people lying on the ground who dared not move, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

I deserve this credit!
Zhang Bo kept Li Yu's arrangement in mind, and gave all the credit to Uncle JC and other good citizens who did their best. He was just a pure victim.

"Director Hu, this Miss Lan Ruoxi is the one who called the police when she saw injustice, oh, and this brother, seeing me being chased and beaten by them, this brother bravely helped me repel the bad guys..."

"Director Hu, look, this is a video that Ms. Lan Ruoxi took when she called the police."

Hu Chengyun watched the mobile phone video for a few minutes, and then looked at the little punk lying on the ground. He always felt that today's things were a little weird.

But this feeling is only a moment, because we all know that video can't lie.

It is a fact that the three hooligans smashed the store first, and then chased and beat Zhang Bo. The key is that Zhang Bo was "beaten" and ran around in the video, which belongs to the "emergency avoidance" clause.

The legal provisions stipulate that: after the other person makes the first move and he has "emergency avoidance" behavior, the victim will have the same right to fight back if the other party does not stop.

To put it simply, when someone hits you, you can't fight back directly, you have to run away first.

If someone is still chasing you, then you can fight back, but you can't "overdefend".

Others take bricks, you can only use bricks at most, you can't use a knife, otherwise you may be sentenced to "excessive defense"...

Although this request is nonsense, Li Yu really wanted to crack the head of the person who made the law, to see if he could still think of the law he made when he was beaten.

Then according to the law, judge which weapon has a lower level of danger than the opponent's hand...

However, no matter how nonsensical the regulations are, in front of Li Yu, who has the eyes of the future, she is a little girl who can be dressed up casually.

Lan Ruoxi's video is to prove that there is an "emergency avoidance" behavior. Li Tie uses a wooden stick, and the weapon's risk factor is lower than that of a steel pipe.

Adding these two factors together, as long as these three people are not killed on the spot, it is a certain act of righteousness and courage.

The kind that cannot be changed when Jesus comes!

Director Hu is obviously also an old JC. The moment he saw the video, he didn't bother to look at the three people on the ground.

"Cuff and take away!"

After speaking, he looked at Zhang Bo and the others with a pleasing expression.

"I would also like to trouble you to go back with me, and just make a simple record."

Although Qi Hu and the others were beaten terribly, they were not really unable to stand up. They were just sober, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, to observe the situation on the field by the way.

Seeing JC approaching, Qi Hu was a little scared, but when he thought of how badly he was beaten, he felt confident again.

Whoever is miserable is justified, and what is said is not rough.

In the end, before Qi Hu could figure out how to beat him up, he saw that director Hu actually wanted to handcuff himself. The key is that director Hu was polite to the people who beat him.

Is there any reason for this?

Qi Hu pointed at his pig's head, which was so swollen that the dogs at home didn't recognize it, and squeezed out tears of grievance.

"Hey, Director Hu, right? I'm the victim! You see, I've been beaten all over my body! Look, here, here, and here, hey, my ribs must be broken..."

Following Qi Hu's yell, the other two people also screamed, that scene was really miserable!
"Puchi"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back..."

Lan Ruoxi covered her mouth, she almost burst into tears.