I really just want to make money

Chapter 75 I don't want to pretend anymore
The family got in the car, Li Dafu sat in the co-pilot, and the mother and daughter sat in the back row.

Three people, with six eyes, stared at Li Yu firmly.

Just wait and see how he explains it, if he doesn't explain well today, a cruel middle-aged mixed doubles match will be inevitable.
"cough cough"

Li Yu coughed dryly to ease the tension.

"The situation is like this. A college classmate of mine works in a securities company, and now I'm working in a bank. As you all know, they are all financial institutions. They must be better informed than you ordinary people."

The story was made up a long time ago, and Li Yu had already told it to several people, but the description was slightly different for different people.

For the three financial illiterates in his family, Li Yu didn't have to think too much about professional details and logical issues at all, and it was over with a flicker.

What do banks do?

What does a securities company do?

What do private equity funds do?

The three of them listened in a fog, almost like listening to heavenly scriptures. In short, they were very mysterious and lofty.

"What is the money to buy a car? I can earn 100 million a month, and this car can be earned back in half a month."

The three were stunned in shock.

Earn a Mercedes in half a month!
Earn 100 million a month!

Well, Li Yu is actually a bit bragging.

He made more than 100 million in the previous month, but he mainly made a windfall by buying a Mercedes-Benz. His real income was only 60 million.
There is nothing wrong with rounding up to 100 million.

"Earn 100 million a month!"

The three exclaimed almost simultaneously.

This sentence surrounds the Mercedes-Benz car, like a three-dimensional cycle.

Li Dafu's performance was still the most stable. Although his hands were trembling unconsciously, his facial expression management was still passable, and finally he didn't embarrass the elders.

Hu Xiaoping murmured excitedly, "My son is promising", "I can buy a house this year", "I don't have to worry about finding a wife".
In short, it is to make clear arrangements for Li Yu to buy a house, get married, and have children in the next five years.

It was easy for Li Xiaoying, she started to go crazy again, she actually wanted to go from the back row to the front row to hug her brother's thigh!
After being slapped back by Li Yu, he licked his face again, hugged Li Yu's arm with a smile and did not let go.

"Brother, I will be your little follower from now on. If you say go east, I will never go west, hehe"

Jin Yi does not return home, just like Jin Yi walking at night.

If you don't tell your family about your wealth, you are either mentally retarded or stupid.
Why do you have to hide it from your parents when you can make money by yourself?

Wouldn't it be nice to take out the money from parents' private houses to speculate in stocks and make money?

When the son is rich, parents no longer have to run around for a living, and can work and live happily.

Isn't this the first thing a son should do?

Brother is rich, sister
Uh, this won't work, this girl is very crazy, if I give her money now, there will be no hope for university!

"Hehe, your brother and I don't need errands."

The smile on Li Xiaoying's face collapsed in an instant, her beautiful big eyes were full of tears, her mouth was pursed, as if she was about to cry.

"Don't pretend, I'll know what you want when you poke your butt."

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Classmate Li Xiaoying's full acting skills collapsed in an instant, she wiped the tears she squeezed out with her right hand, and stared at her, wanting to do something.

Fortunately, Hu Xiaoping was still in the car, and Li Xiaoying was suppressed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain before she could turn over a somersault cloud.

The whole family sat in the car and spent more than ten minutes slowly accepting this horrifying fact.

What should my son do when he suddenly has money?

Hu Xiaoping and Li Dafu began to meditate at the same time.

for a while
Accountant Hu made the final instruction, "Clean up first, and go home later."

Just after finishing speaking, Accountant Hu said to Li Dafu with disgust:
"Hurry up and take a shower and change your clothes, it smells so bad!"

Li Dafu just came out of the brewery, wearing a white coat and smelling of alcohol.

This is not the taste of pure liquor.

The main product of Nanshan Distillery is health wine.

Yes, it is the kind of health wine that women like to buy for their men.

The smell of wine is mixed with the strange smell of traditional Chinese medicine, which normal people can't stand.

Fortunately, brother and sister Li Yu have been smelling it for several years, and they are finally used to it.
Li Dafu honestly agreed, and was about to get off the car and go back to the dormitory to take a shower, but Accountant Hu stopped him.

"Why get out of the car, drive over."

"It's only a few steps away, what kind of car do you drive?" Li Dafu said indifferently.

"What's the matter? I said drive, so I drove."

Accountant Hu slapped Li Dafu on the shoulder in dissatisfaction, and then gave Li Yu a look to quickly execute the order.

Li Yu's head slowed for half a beat, and then he seemed to understand something, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

Isn't that the beginning?

Hey.
Although he didn't want to do such a boring thing, but his mother liked it, so he could only cooperate.

start, launch.
In order to satisfy his mother, Li Yu stepped on the accelerator and almost took off on the spot. The roaring engine shook the wild pigeons in the winery to fly around.

Is this something people do? It scares the birds to death!

Not only the birds, but also many people in the factory area were all attracted by the beast-like Mercedes-Benz in front of them.

Whose Mercedes-Benz is this, not the one driven by the boss?

At this time, Comrade Hu Xiaoping lowered the window glass very coolly, and smiled faintly at the workers who cast curious eyes along the way.
"Hey, it's Accountant Hu, whose car is this?"

"My son just bought a Mercedes-Benz, and he came back to visit us today." Hu Xiaoping explained with a smile.

"Oh, it's Xiaoyu who came here. You've bought a Mercedes-Benz, and you're really promising. Accountant Hu, you will enjoy the blessings in the future."

"Hey, what a blessing to enjoy, I will take care of my grandson in two years, and I won't be idle for a moment."

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Everyone I met along the way knew the famous accountant Hu, and they all came to say hello.

Then Li Yu was pointed and commented by a group of aunts and uncles, like a monkey in a circus.

The key is that Accountant Hu also asks him to perform human actions from time to time, such as greeting, smiling, and passing cigarettes.
It's a shame to be a monkey!

He wanted to drive faster and end the circus quickly, but was severely stopped by Comrade Hu Xiaoping.

Just kidding, what time is it now?
Show time!

Do you know why celebrities have to stop and go when they walk on the red carpet, why they have to fall down frequently, and they can't even be pushed away?
Don't you just want to get more exposure in front of the audience?

Finally, when Li Yu's facial muscles were already stiff from laughing, the long 500-meter Avenue of Stars finally came to an end.

It doesn't matter whether Li Yu is tired or not, the key is that the news of Accountant Hu's son driving a Mercedes-Benz has spread throughout the winery.
Half an hour later, at the strong request of Accountant Hu, Comrade Li Dafu changed into a flamboyant casual cashmere suit with shiny leather shoes.

"Come on, let's go home!"

When passing by a supermarket, Lao Li was driven out of the car to buy cigarettes, Li Yu looked at the whole strip of Huazi, shivering
Is this the rhythm for me to go on tour?

At this moment, Li Yu suddenly understood one thing.

In those urban novels, after the protagonist gets rich, he hides it from his parents, in order not to be paraded in the streets!
Two hours later, a Huazi finished, and finally finished the 15-minute drive.

When he got home, Li Yu was lying on the sofa with no image, and he had nothing to love.
One day today, accountant Hu took him to fill up all the Bs he wanted to pretend in this life, and pretended to vomit
"I swear, I will never pretend to be aggressive again!"

Accountant Hu happily ran to the kitchen to cook, saying that he wanted to reward his precious son.

Li Xiaoying didn't know whose house she went crazy to.

It happened that no one was arguing with him, so Li Dafu took the car keys and happily went to study Mercedes-Benz.

After painstakingly studying the theoretical knowledge for so many years, today is finally a practice!

Li Yu was lying on the sofa like a dead dog. Grandma walked over tremblingly with her back arched, holding an enamel water glass with a chipped rim in her hand.

"Grandson, come, drink some water."

Li Yu got up quickly, took the water glass, and then helped grandma to sit on the sofa.

"I did it myself by drinking water, so be careful not to fall," Li Yu said helplessly.

(End of this chapter)