In this life, I will no longer be a childhood sweetheart

Chapter 26 Handsome guy, you are amazing, you type so fast!
Get down to business and relax.

Su Zelin opened QQ, the five-digit number is very valuable if sold in later generations.

Five-figure QQ could only be applied for in 98. At this time, domestic Internet cafes were still rare, and the high Internet fees also dissuaded countless people with fresh pictures. Naturally, there were very few Internet users.

However, Su Zelin happened to be one of the earliest netizens. He is the kind of person who likes to pursue new things very much, sometimes even at any cost. His family conditions are good, and his parents give him a lot of pocket money. Although he has never experienced Internet cafes at 40 yuan per hour. , but after the Internet fee dropped to ten yuan per hour, he stepped into the first Internet cafe and became a regular customer.

At that time, he was curious about everything on the Internet. Not long after QQ was launched, he immediately applied for an early adopter.

If it is one year later, in 99, you can only apply for a six-digit QQ, and in 2000 you can apply for a seven-digit QQ.

If you were reborn back in 98, you would directly apply for a lot of five-digit QQs, and one of the later generations with a good number might sell for hundreds of thousands, and the cheap ones would cost tens of thousands.

Seven-figure QQ is worthless, so Su Zelin has no interest in applying for more. Although it is a capitalless investment, the cycle is too long.

The 2000 version of the QQ interface is still too simple, it is a pure network communication software, without so many bells and whistles in later generations, QQ pets, space, stealing food, music..., these are all invisible , Even the QQ signature has to wait until the 2001 version to appear.

This communication software is currently completely free.

Su Zelin couldn't help feeling a lot of emotion.

Penguin has also lived a simple life, instead of the goose factory that "recharge makes you happy, and no money makes you paralyzed!".

It was not until the 2002 version that Penguin launched its first value-added service - QQ Show, corresponding to the 2002 betaII version of QQ.

Before launching the QQ show, Penguin had considered whether to charge for chatting. Fortunately, the QQ show has earned it the first pot of gold. Otherwise, it is hard to say whether there will be a future Penguin Empire.

However, compared to the 98 version of QQ, the functions of the 2000 version are still a little changed, and there is an extra BP machine text message.

As the name suggests, it can send information to the BP machine.

Mobile phones are still very expensive in this era, and many people still use BP machines, but blindly guessing that 99% of the people here should have never used this function.

The custom avatar function has not yet been launched. Su Zelin's QQ uses the classic avatar wearing sunglasses. In fact, the personality of QQ users can be roughly inferred from the avatar. For example, Su Zelin's avatar likes to play cool.

This is not the most used avatar. Male netizens, especially young people, prefer another avatar with brown hair because it looks more handsome, while the most popular avatar for female netizens is the avatar with wine red hair. These two avatars are currently It may occupy nearly half of the QQ users.

The interface popped up, and with the continuous coughing sound, a bunch of avatars jumped up.

For those who just played QQ, seeing this scene feels like a chicken blood injection, and they are extremely excited.

But the reborn Su Zelin was calmer.

These messages are almost all MMs, Su Zelin naturally won't be full and free to add male netizens. There are still quite a few big men who like to pretend to be MMs on the Internet, and the gender of netizens can basically match the profile picture.

Su Zelin is the kind of social bull beeping maniac that later generations would call. In reality, she can make the lady in the cafeteria happy, and the Internet is even more like a fish in water.

He can let go, and he is very good at chatting, and he talks a lot.

This is the opening remark after someone adds a new friend.

"Hi!"

"hello!"

"how old are you?"

"Are you MM?"

"Nice to meet you!"

"..."

After we met, the second meeting was like this.

"Are you there?"

"where is it?"

"What are you doing?"

"have you eaten?"

"..."

If you want to collect a hundred tips for killing chatting, just go to the first generation of QQ netizens around 2000 to do research.

Basically, if you can't chat with this kind of fool a few times, MM won't reply.

As for Su Zelin's painting style, this is the case.

Just added a new friend.

"Wow, that's great, capturing a little cutie alive!"

Doesn't this sound embarrassing and even two-comparison, and even directly persuade friends to quit?

No, it is not.

Compared with those boring "Hi" and "Hello", this strike-up is much more irritating, and it can immediately impress the female netizens.

In fact, in this era, many female netizens are looking for excitement when chatting online. Between mediocre strike-ups and flamboyant strike-ups, many people still prefer the latter.

As for why not call it a beauty?

Because this appellation is too common, it doesn't make much sense if it's a mother's name, and people won't be happy if they hear it numb, but it's not as cute and playful as Xiaocuti, and is more kind.

Of course, there will be female netizens who feel that such an opening statement is too frivolous, and will choose not to reply.

it's fine.

If there is no response, it means the person on the other side is not coquettish enough.

This kind of old-fashioned female netizen has too little chance of being picked up. There is no need to waste three oceans of precious Internet time per hour on them, just delete them.

Those who can withstand this opening sentence and chat with you will basically have fun.

Su Zelin calls this technique "fine target audience definition."

By the way, choosing an online name is also very important, sharpening a knife is not a mistake to chop firewood.

For example, Su Zelin's nickname is "handsome at the age of one".

Very middle school, right?

But it's pretty trendy in this day and age.

The point is, if you take this kind of screen name, others will not think you are a wretched uncle, but a chasing boy, so it is easy to let go of your guard.

Youth is capital, everyone likes to eat tender grass!

If you pretend to be deep and create something like "Feng Guo Wuhen", "Beyond the Self", "Used to Dugu" and so on, thinking that you have depth, in fact, it is difficult for others to judge your age, and it is very likely that you will become more interested after seeing your online name reduced.

Get a good nickname, add more female netizens, cast a wide net and catch more fish, and there will always be someone willing to fuck you.

For example, a certain MM replied: "Hahaha, you are so funny!"

Handsome at the age of one: "I'm not only funny, but also handsome!"

MM: "Cut, don't be so stinky!"

He was very handsome at the age of one: "I can't help it. My good genetics don't allow me to feel inferior. I really envy those who don't understand narcissism. Unlike me, the word 'handsome' runs through my life!"

MM: "Pfft, I don't know if you are handsome or not, but you must have thick skin!"

He is very handsome at the age of one: "If you are not thick-skinned, how can I protect you from the wind and rain?"

MM: "Hahaha, glib, how old are you?"

Handsome at the age of one: "How old are you asking?"

MM: "Age, what else?"

Handsome at the age of one: "Hey, I was scared to death, I thought you were so direct."

MM: "???"

After a few seconds.

MM: "Bad guy!"

He's handsome at the age of one: "Well, since we know each other so well, I'll tell you, the answer to both questions is 17."

MM: "I only asked age, but nothing else, disgusting!"

"..."

After talking to this level, you can basically be sure that the MM on the other side is also quite coquettish, and it's easy to flirt with.

But there are occasional challenges.

Like the second meeting.

MM: "What are you doing?"

This is one of the skills to chat to death, but only for men, MM has the privilege.

This is a small test for flirting girls. If you answer honestly, the topic will become dull if you are not careful.

So you have to go the wrong way.

Handsome at the age of one: "I'm making a wish!"

MM: "Making a wish in an Internet cafe?"

Handsome at the age of one: "Yeah, before logging into QQ, I prayed to heaven, hoping that you would be online, and I never thought that my wish would come true!"

MM: "Hahaha, isn't it ^_^"

He's handsome at the age of one: "If you lie to me, I'll be struck by lightning and die!"

MM: "Okay, trust you!"

He is very handsome at the age of one: "By the way, cutie, let me tell you a very strange thing. I woke up this morning and suddenly found that I had grown taller overnight, and the quilt was not long enough!"

MM: "How is it possible, how can anyone grow so much taller overnight!"

Very handsome at the age of one: "It's really impossible, because I later found out that the quilt was just covered horizontally!"

MM: "Hahaha, you dare to lie to me, you are so bad!"

He is very handsome at the age of one: "I used to be quite simple and never lied to others. It's all your fault that you led me into trouble. You have to be responsible for me!"

MM: "Hahaha!"

Meeting online for the third time.

He is very handsome at the age of one: "Little cutie, come here to surf the Internet tonight, walking alone at night, it's very dark around, I was so scared just now!"

MM: "Yo, you're still afraid, why do I feel like you're quite courageous?"

He was handsome at the age of one: "It's not that I'm afraid of anything else, but I'm so handsome, I'm afraid that others won't see it."

MM: "Hahaha!"

Handsome at the age of one: "It's over, we have a power outage here!"

MM: "How can you still go online when the power goes out?"

Handsome at the age of one: "Because I'm chatting with you!"

MM: "What does this have to do with chatting with me?"

He is very handsome at the age of one: "You are so good at discharging electricity, maybe this is the power of love!"

MM: "Hahaha!"

"..."

In the process of chatting, you can easily understand what kind of person the other party is, and the chatting style is appropriate.

If the female netizens are the lively and unrestrained type, then talk more and drive a car from time to time, they like this kind of tone.

If you are more sentimental, give her more chicken soup for the soul, and others will regard you as a bosom friend on the road of life.

Later, QQ launched the function of posting photos, and asking for photos is also skillful.

You can't open your mouth to ask directly, you have to be flexible.

"Can you send me a beautiful jade photo, I want to prove one thing to my friends - angels exist!"

"I dreamed of you last night. Although I haven't seen you yet, you are so beautiful in the dream. I'm sure it must be you. Send me a photo to see if my dream is right!"

"..."

If you are familiar with the conversation and the other party is good-looking, you will generally be willing to give photos, and this kind of high-quality female netizens will be kept.

If she refuses politely, Su Zelin will understand.

After chatting for so long, I am sorry to delete it suddenly.

However, his chat style will change quickly.

"Are you there?"

"where is it?"

"What are you doing?"

"have you eaten?"

"..."

If the other party takes the initiative to find himself, the reply is as follows.

"Oh!"

"Ok!"

"No way?"

"Ha ha."

"..."

After a few times, it will become a passerby relationship.

Thick-skinned people may delete it directly if they realize that the person opposite is not a beautiful woman.

But Su Ze is quite principled. He is used to choosing cold treatment so as not to hurt others' self-esteem too much.

Because they are too good at chatting, there are too many MMs who take the initiative to send messages to Su Zelin, and many of them even claim to come to his city to play.

But Hunzi has never met the netizens in reality.

Perhaps it was because she had a childhood sweetheart who was too good-looking since she was a child, and Su Zelin's aesthetic taste was taken care of. She didn't think there was any female netizen who could compare to Qin Shiqing.

Besides, the function of posting pictures on QQ has not yet been born, and if there are no photos, the other party will not know what they look like.

If it really came, I might have to press the F key with tears in my eyes.

In the previous life, there was a college roommate who went crazy on the Internet after learning the set of Dafa chatter from Su Zelin. In just four years, he met dozens of netizens, and it was always others who came to him.

The consequence of being hungry is that it is easy to run into tanks, but that man is also considered a kind person, the F keys are all dark, and he will not choose to escape just because the other party is a tank. It is not an exaggeration to be called a model of online dating.

But being too flirtatious is sometimes troublesome, that is, every time you go online, there will always be a group of MMs who will take the initiative to chat with you. Fortunately, most of the female netizens at this meeting are quite slow in typing, and the bastard who can blind type is Kato Lin like existence.

His hands are crackling, and he is as fierce as a tiger in a single operation. He is also able to deal with several MMs with ease, and the chats fly away. Occasionally, he can switch to Lianzhong World to play two landlords or find time to watch www.().com.

After chatting for more than ten minutes, a girl came over, with afro hair and large-diameter colored contact lenses, a typical non-mainstream outfit of this era.

A leopard-print tight-fitting short dress with a midriff-baring suspenders, the hair is not fully grown, and it is deliberately sexy.

Su Zelin closed the education gateway calmly.

With a younger sister, I still have to show some face.

At this time, there were not many machines in the Internet cafe, but there were still three vacancies next to Su Zelin.

The younger sister took a look at him, sat down on the machine next to her intentionally or unintentionally, and pressed the power button.

Su Zelin looks handsome and handsome, this type is especially popular with non-mainstream girls, and the choice of girls also shows that they have a good impression of him at first impression.

After logging in, non-mainstream girls also put on big headphones, turn on Winamp, and then log in to QQ.

She was obviously a rookie who had just started, and she typed pitifully slowly. She stared at the keyboard for a long time before finding the letter, and poked slowly with her left and right index fingers.

It took a while to reply to the netizen's message, and her attention turned to Su Zelin.

I saw Hunzi puffing out smoke with a cigarette in his mouth, staring at the screen while typing skillfully with his ten fingers like the wind, and using the keyboard shortcut mode to switch between various software at will.

The eyes of the non-mainstream girl stared straight at her. Where has she seen such a "high-end" operation.

"Handsome guy, you are amazing, you type so fast!"

Su Zelin was laughed at by her.

He has heard a lot of boasting about himself.

"Handsome guy, you are so good, the game is so smooth!"

"Handsome guy, you are so powerful, you can drink!"

"Handsome guy, you are amazing, you can drive a Ferrari with one hand!"

"Handsome, you are amazing, it's been two hours!"

"..."

And so on.

But it was the first time for Su Zelin to hear someone praise him for typing fast.

Damn sense of age!

……

(End of this chapter)